Not Quite Fascinating

J: I just watched THE STUPIDEST movie of all time.
G: sorry, I just took the longest, hottest bath
G: I’m so pruny I can barely type!
G: today is the first day since I got that mattress that I’ve woken up with a crick/sore back
G: the same spot I had worked on before so I’m still blaming it on the old mattress
J: of course it’s still the old mattress. it just takes a while for everything to work its way out, you know.
G: so what was your stupidest movie
J: American Dreamz
J: with a “Z”
J: with Hugh Grant and Mandy Moore… The AI spoof
G: right
J: stupid. just stupid.
G: LOL
J: i wasted 2 hours of my life that i will never get back.
G: LOL! Well, what else would you have done
J: true. thank you, Bob!
G: am I going to have a talk with him? LOL
G: Seriously, Boy2 would’ve gone and kicked him in the nuts I think. I didn’t even say that you were upset or anything like that.
J: that’s so sweet it makes me want to cry!
G: He’s full of crap but he’s a sweet boy
J: I just hate myself for getting all worked up like that. But, you know me. I pretend lke it doesn’t matter, but you know it does.
G: no, I know.
G: I’m sure he is just so clueless that you even care too.
G: Boys are just that stupid
G: Honestly, Vince used to show up like an HOUR late for a date. “Oops, I overslept.”
J: Well, S said that, like you say, he’s just clueless. He knew exactly what his plan was. He never even considered that I thought he wasn’t coming. And that’s what bugs me. When other people know exactly what’s going on and I’m sitting around wondering what time I need to go brush my teeth.
G: Like I said earlier, at some point you start to train them….you MUST give me 24 hours notice.
G: Wait a few more weeks and then if he continues to pull this just say, “Oh, I didn’t hear back from you so I’m going out with a friend….”
J: yeah, like i told you, i’m giving him a couple more dates and then I’m going to tell him how it is!
J: SO, i go from one guy in my face at all times to one who is so laid back he doesn’t confirm plans until 1 hour before. Now, I’m all for spontanaity, but make it spontaneous. Don’t tell me you’re going to call to confirm something and then expect me to be spontaneous.
G: exactly
G: okay, ILs Christmas? WTH?
G: and my mom
G: whose birthday is Friday and I’ve got that covered.
J: i got nothing. no ideas for anyone. including my people. i’m starting to stress a little.
G: I know, I try to be DONE by 12/1
G: of course I have an excuse but it still bugs me
G: I’ve still gotta find the boys little things from Santa.
G: oh and try to find this Nintendo thing that isn’t $600 (supposed to be $250)
G: I should’ve checked Wal-Mart when they came out.
G: our w-m
G: because I remember when one of those PSP or Xbox things came out a couple years ago I saw some there and then saw somewhere people were selling them for $600 on Ebay and kicked myself.
J: Are you talking about that Wii thing?
G: yes
J: that looks really cool
G: sorry, I didn’t know you’d be that up on it!
J: oh, i just saw it on a commercial. that’s all i know is what i saw on there!
G: well you hadn’t been around Boy1 to tell you all about it
J: so i just taught my parents how to use a DVD and now we’re going to have to switch to this Blu-ray thing? Geez! Why can’t they just leave things alone?!
G: I know. Whatever
J: i have had a zit under my eyebrow for the longest time and it hurts
G: yikes
G: is it a zit or an ingrown hair?
J: i’m not sure. it could be a hair, but it sure hurts
G: You can shop in the “grandparents” section at Target but it ain’t helpin!
J: i am totally clueless on everyone. I found a movie that my brother and I watched all the time when we were kids and I’m going to get that for him, but other than that…
J: but i’ve found a lot of stuff that i want
G: LOL
G: I have a food chopper and a tea kettle in my cart for myself.
G: that’s all though, Vince keeps asking but I don’t know what I want
G: he says he can’t buy me a food chopper
J: i have a ring in my overstock cart
G: oh, I hadn’t got to the jewelry part last night. I had stuff in my cart but I can’t even remember what
G: OOH! http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_19/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000HGL78G
J: those are, um, cute?
G: I want them!!!
G: shutup!
J: to wear?
G: YES!
G: on a dreary, rainy day!
J: well, i could have used them when I WALKED TO WORK TODAY
G: LOL
G: I need to get some cute, warm snow boots–have I said tha already?
G: I have some Eddie Bauer rubber ones
G: they’re not cute
J: well, i’m thinking i’m with you on that one. let me know when you find some cute ones. have you checked payless?
G: Oh hey, that creepy monkey head is not $150 anymore, it’s $87
G: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=huc_ja_1_img/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000E1KIAC&nodeID=&merchantID=A1VC38T7YXB528
G: do you think I should buy that for [brother]?
J: ugh. I might have nightmares.
J: you could get him back for not calling the doctor like you asked.
G: maybe I should just stay with the joke but go cheaper: http://www.target.com/gp/search.html/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&index=target&field-browse=1038576&field-keywords=monkey&page=4
G: well or :http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-17/qid=1165035921/ref=sr_1_17/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&asin=B000E9WKD2
G: sorry, first thing was supposed to be: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-18/qid=1165035972/ref=sr_1_18/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&asin=B0002ZHIOY
J: oh, the clock for sure!
G: I’m thinking the candles might actually go in his house
G: or a coffee table book? http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-2/qid=1165036050/ref=sr_8_2/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&asin=0821257552
J: i’d go with the book
G: and a book for you: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_3/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=0743469755
J: awesome!
J: that’s what the boys can get me for babysitting them Thursday!
G: okay
J: btw- did you get my message about that?
G: We watched Harry & the Hendersons last night and Boy2 was saying earlier that he LOVES that movie…..
G: yes I did
G: I started to tell him you guys could watch some of it Thursday if you’d bring it but then I wasn’t sure if the shows were new or not–probably in reruns now?
J: No, my shows are all reruns. My mom was complaining about it earlier.
G: Last night I was flipping over to the west coast and Vince thought I was putting it on Grey’s. He says I can watch Grey’s or ER but not both. So when ER is in reruns I’ll watch Grey’s reruns. Boys are so dumb
J: and i want to get married?
G: LOL
J: just for the sex, though
G: you can trick them though
J: oh, and for someone to heat up my car and take out the trash.
G: oh well there are always boys that will have free sex with you! LOL
J: oh, and buy me things.
G: yeah, see that’s where you have to make it even out!
J: lol!
J: maybe i should get my mom a wine journal
G: oh, if I needed to bring a ton of coffee along this is where I’d go: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_16/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000BO61XU
G: I wonder if Scrubs will be new since it just started back?
J: that’s cute
J: i want one of those machines where I can make my own egg McMuffins
J: Oh, I just saw a commercial for my mother in law Paula [Deen]- she has one!
G: LOL…I was going to get [brptjer] one
J: I was typing that first statement before the commercial even came on
G: he was asking how to make eggs benedict
G: I love Jimmy Kimmels unnecessary censorship…I laugh so hard. I don’t know why.
G: LIke Boy1 walked in right before bedtime and we’d put it over on 40-year old Virgin and it was the chest waxing scene and he was ROTFL
J: I still haven’t seen that
G: oh, we have the DVD
J: i have to send that Netflix back! I keep forgetting.
G: oh, I found my envelope!
G: and sent it back
J: look at how cute these are! http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=4020&f=11538&viewall=1
G: and got a DVD Boy1 got for his b-day so he’s mad
G: LOL
G: put it on Jimmy
G: they’ve got a prank ATM machine
G: that’s talking to people
J: that lady has a huge nose!
G: he told her he was doing a retinal scan and she was pressed up to the screen
G: those are cute
J: LOL!
G: so silly
J: we have to do something in the village
G: not as funny as the talking deer
G: I need to go blowdry
J: Okay, #3 has moved up to #2 and is nearly dethroning #1
G: what happened?
J: i’m watching Las Vegas and he’s hotter than ever
G: ah
G: gosh, I wish I knew someone to buy this for: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_1/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000FNKYYO
J: i’m sure Vince could put it to good use
J: wait. you should get it for [friend]
G: oh man…I wish we exchanged gifts with them.
G: one year [his SIL]bought him that spray on hair stuff….to cover his bald spot.
G: okay, I want this for Boy1’s room: http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=7&f=481&pc=5
G: and this for Boy2’s http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=7&f=2945&pc=5
J: how cute!
G: but the baseball pillows too…just not the quilt: http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=7&f=1298&pc=5
J: wonder if i’ll ever have kids to buy cute stuff for?
G: Boy1’s actually got all the denim & red plaid
G: someday I’m sure!
J: i’m going to be too old to have kids!
J: S says [her son]is ready to potty train but she doesn’t know how! I told her not to look at me!
G: LOL
G: does he have a potty?
J: no, [grandpa] is going to buy him one. S is in denial that he’s old enough to do it.
G: LOL
G: good lord, if he WANTS to, by all means take advantage of it!!!!!!!!!!
G: just keep his pants off him all the time.
G: here’s that Riverside furniture: http://www.riverside-furniture.com/products.asp?p=6&m=1&id=0
G: I had some potty training books. I may have burned them though. I’ll looks
J: yeah, while I was there she had him in the tub and she knew he needed to go. She put him on the toilet and he didn’t like it at all, so paw paw will have to buy him a little one.
G: oh yeah….
G: that’s scary
G: they also sell these little seats that fit on the big potty
G: or the potty chair we had, the seat came off and fit on the big potty
G: but we had those padded seats on every potty
G: oh sweet! where was this 3 years ago??? http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C22J2S
J: how funny!
J: i’ll have to show that to her!
G: see, I can’t tell if this does this: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_1/602-2735036-6124642?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B0000DEW8Z
G: but say that white part comes off and you can sit it on the regular potty
J: you know what? I have this entertainment thing that C gave me… the TV doesn’t fit inside because of the shelves, but if I take the shelves out… I can’t do it by myself. You may have to come help me see if I can make it work.
G: and when he’s tall enough the boys can come over and show him how to do it standing!
G: ok
J: i’ll be sure to let her know!
J: but in the mean time, i like this http://www.riverside-furniture.com/selprod.asp?pos=6&mode=1&id=HEN&pID=EA1231R
G: well first I was gonna say, I don’t know how she’s gonna teach that part!
G: yeah, me too
G: the other option is do like I did for our bedroom and buy an unfinished one and paint it Martha.
G: but as cheap as those are at the outlet…I’d just buy one
J: oh, that’s a computer cabinet.
J: i’ll just have to go check them out!
G: the one you showed me? TV area: 36-1/2″W x 20-3/4″D x 33-1/2″H. The TV shelf not adjustable.
J: well, i clicked on the “actual catalog page” link and it had the computer cabinet at the top. the other was at the bottom.
G: scroll down
J: i did
G: Entertainment Cabinet–it has a TV in it
G: http://www.riverside-furniture.com/catalog/pdf/1231N2.PDF
J: i saw it!
J: at the bottom
G: oh, I see you realized it while I was reading it.
G: Okay, W-T-F???????????? http://www.polo.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1784494&cp=1760781.1760810&SMR=1&parentPage=family
J: no no no no no no no!
G: I agree…you couldn’t be more WRONG wearing them like that
J: maybe if you wore them with this http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PROFRAME&PROD_ID=2184773
G: okay, I’m finally sleepy. I need to go sleep weird on the other side to get m rid of my crick
J: yeah, as soon as this show goes off I’m going to bed.
G: okay, good night, see ya tomorrow
J: okay, Nite!

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G : are you home all safe and sound in warm?
J : yep. [Boss] brought me home about 4. he acutally drove my car over earlier and i stayed with S and the ONE child left in the entire school.
G : LOL
G : poor Dog has so many new things today
G : ice, snow
G : Christmas tree
G : Harry & The Hendersons on TV
G : it’s the part where the lady is trying to return the dog and he’s barking
J : he’s going to go to sleep easy tonight!
G : probably
J : what does he think of the tree?
G : we just ran up the road….
G : if it were a little slicker I could’ve skiied behind him
J : lol
G: he really hasn’t paid much attention to the tree
J : that’s good. i put mine up, too. now i wish i had a little bigger one.
G: but I’m sure he’ll climb it soon
J: it wouldn’t be christmas with a pet if he didn’t at least try.
G : sure
G I just bought myself a tea kettle for Christmas–from the boys
G Vince says I haven’t given him a lot of hints
G Um the tea kettle in the Target.com shopping cart is a hint!
G He says he’ll just give me a F21 gift card
J : lucky you
J he did really good for your anniversary. maybe he’s tired.
G: LOL..I said just give me cash…
G: he did–he got a card from his “advisor” today. SHe said to call if he could help with Christmas. I said I’d just call her directly.
J: that’ll work!
G: Boy2 says Dog’s breath smells like wet mushrooms
J : gross!
J : i’m just warnin’ ya… if i don’t get to have my date tomorrow night i’m going to be very sad.
G:
G : you can bring him to our house for a date on Saturday–if they even have the ball. Like I said, if the boys don’t drive him away, that’s a good sign.
J : well, i will almost bet that the reschedule the parade.
G : yeah, I’m sure
J : surely it’ll be better by saturday night, but who knows.
J : i’m going to make some no bake cookies. brb.
G: okay Martha
J : nevermind. i don’t have any freakin’ milk.
J: i hate milk.
G: bummer
G:iisn’t that why you have neighbors? to borrow 1/2 cup milk?
G: it’s the only time I wished I had some!
J): well, they are S’s idea. i’m going to tell her that when she comes to watch grey’s she has to bring milk.
G : I’m done with Grey’s. Scrubs is on
G : okay, now those regular no bake cookies look like piles of turds but look at these: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Easy-No-Bake-Cookies/Detail.aspx
G : I was trying to find you a recipe with an alternative to milk
J : gross!
G: I know! totally
J: looks like Dog ate a green crayon
G: exactly
G: Boy2 just asked where bigfoot lives
G: I told him bigfoot wasn’t real
G: “They live in the mountains then?” um, fine okay.
J : you can tell him they live behind my house
G: great…he’ll never come over
J : and your point is?
G: yep, I know.
G: Boy2 lost another tooth today
J: did Mrs.[Teacher] pull it?
J: oh wait
J: they were home. did you pull it?
G: yeah, Ms. [Teacher]
G: he can’t find it now though…it was in an envelope
J : oops.
G: so do you have to work tomorrow?
J : i don’t know yet
J: BF #3 is on The View tomorrow
G: I saw that
G: b/c I actually saw a few minutes of it today. Didn’t hear much b/c that was about the time the boys got home
G: they want to go out
G: we’re having a big fight
G: I mean out to take the dog is one thing
J: tell them they have to go out in their underwear
G: no, they would
G: Boy1 went out earlier in his socks
G: I told him not to
G: then he cried when he came back in
G: because they hurt
G: Boy1 has to do a report for Ms.[old last name]–excuse me, Mrs. [new married name]’s class–Christmas around the world
G: so of course he picked Italy
G: I think I”m having more fun than he is
J : wait- when did they get married?
G: um, the Saturday before Thanksgiving
J : well, i had no idea.
G: well you are just so out of the loop
J: i know. i leave for one week and everything goes to pot.
G: LOL
G : that’s why I bet…you weren’t around
G : so I forgot to tell you
G : Okay, Boy1 wants to be Italian so bad–I just read him this
G :during Christmastime, one readily observable difference between Italy and the United States, for instance, is the lack of crass commercialism that threatens to swallow up and completely secularize the holiday. For instance, instead of writing letters to Santa Claus asking for presents (or, in the digital age, e-mailing Santa Claus), Italian children write letters to tell their parents how much they love them. The letter is normally placed under their father’s plate and read after Christmas Eve dinner has been finished.
J lol!
J : maybe that’s a tradition you should implement.
G : no lie!
G I’m gonna eat, Brb
J: k
G: Boy2 says, “This is the best chili I never had”
J what a vote of confidence!
G: I didn’t make it…Vince did
G : but it is my Wendy’s Chili recipe

G : So HOW many months have I been looking forward to Scrubs?
G : My 17th Cousin Earl called
G : LOL
G : no, my great grandfather and his grandfather are brothers
G so we’ve been chatting Geneaology. He has copies of some birth & marriage certificates . And he knew where my great-grandparents were married whereas we weren’t sure.
G so I’ve been on the phone 45 minutes
G : I’m gonna have to stay up late to watch it on the west coast
G : okay, he’s not my 17th cousin, he’s just my second cousin once removed
J: thought you were going to say he figured out MB is actually indeed your cousin
G: LOL, I didn’t mention it. It crossed my mind, but as this was the first time I’ve ever spoken to him, I didn’t want him to think I was nuts
G: I LOVE Tina Fey–she’s singing Annie on her iPod
J : i’m getting this book for the boys http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PROFRAME&PROD_ID=1095558
G: sorry, I had to screw the toybox back together
G: Dog is scared of the drill
J (11/28/2006 10:26:12 AM): imagine that
G (11/28/2006 10:26:17 AM): LOL! C & I read that at Borders the other day
G (11/28/2006 10:26:21 AM): did I tell you that story?
J: no
G: we went to Borders.
G: I wanted a coffee thing and they had cocoa so I bought them cocoa in the coffee cups–they were all cool
G: We went to the kids section and sat at a table and I get up and Boy2 is messing with his lid and I tell him to stop and he spills cocoa everywhere
G: So I go back to the cafe and the guy is younger but really nice
G: and gave me a towel and napkins and later came to help me clean it up
G: so get it all back fine and he even got Boy2 another cocoa
G: and I get up again and Boy2 knocks the old lid-less coffee cup over again and poured the rest of the cocoa out that was in there
G: I wanted to run away
G: oh he’s cute
G: wonder who he’ll hook up with first?
J: i vote for the christian girl
G: so Boy2 wrote a letter to the toof fairy since he can’t find his tooth
G: and Boy1 wrote a letter too…
G: he drew a picture
G: to explain that for him
G: even though Boy2 can write it just fine
G: “because every boy deserves money when he loses a little tooth”
J: lol!!
J: do the boys have The Bionicle Encylopeia with stickers?
G: I think so
G: Although they keep adding new Bionicles–they might have a new encyclopedia
G: Oh, I can buy boxes at Overstock.com! Like shipping boxes!
G: and not in the gienormous amounts like Uline
J: well there you go! no more dumpster diving
G: crap, we have no money
G: LOL!!!!!!!
G: I have a $10
G: and Vince has a $5 and a $20
G: what did she say?
G: I used all my $1s for Boy1’s field trips and other Dec. activities money this morning
J: i think we’re having a blizzard outside
G: yeah, I’m watching it
G: it did say blizzard like conditions
G: Boy2 has on two pairs of pajamas
G: his red & white striped long sleeved pajamas and then on top his short sleeved outerspace pajamas
J: is he that cold?
G: well not really but he knows it is cold
J: that’s cute
J: man, i am going to have to get up and go to work tomorrow. UGH
G: are you really?
G: that sucks
G: I’m not…I’m going to sleep in
G: and then I dunno
J: yeah. heaven forbid someone call the [business] and not get to talk to anyone.
G: Vince says he has to go to the office. I will go lay in the tanning bed.
G: LOL
G: CALL FORWARDING!
J: thank you!
J: that’s what I said
J: okay, Bob is going to make me pull my hair out.
G: oh, my boyfriend just e-mailed me to remind me to vote for him http://www.pcavote.com/vote/
G: why?
J: So, I know we have plans tomorrow night. When we talked he said he’d call me later in the week and figure everything out.
J: How much later in the week can we get besides, um…
J: THE DAY OF????
G: LOL
G: men
J: i know the parade is going to be rescheduled. it has to be.
J: so i may not have a date tomorrow night anywhoo…
G: Yeah, it’s gotta be. I mean I’m all for being a trooper but….!!!
G: oh this is making me cringe
G: Overstock.com has a wholesale section–I can order bulk surgical supplies.
G: so next time I can lance your toenail myself
J: awesome
G: I can get a case of 96 deoderants for $55
J: you’ll never stink again
G: or 100 pack of speculums for $65.81!!! LOL!!!!1
G: okay, they’re discussing whether the tooth fairy is a man or a woman
J: hmmm…. maybe they need that Fairyopoly book
J: Fairyology
J: whatever
G: LOL!
G: okay, that was a bit much
J: yeah, i had to close my eyes
G: I was looking for a new rug. How about this? http://www.overstock.com/?page=proframe&prod_id=2150641
J: well, if you don’t get it i will
G: well, then I should just step aside and let you have it
G: I’m afraid my coffee table would cover it
J: The [private school] is closed tomorrow.
J: okay, i’m going to bed. i’m really tired. and i have to go to work tomorrow.
G: gosh, poor you.
G: and poor me. I’m gonna be up all alone…watching my shows on the west coast.
G: I’m watching Earl again now because it was THAT funny!\
J: um, [hometown]is not on the closed list on [station]
G: it is on hometown
G: oh, and [teacher] posted it on [message board]
J: well, good night. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
G: good night

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J (11/28/2006 10:59:49 AM): do you want me to call baja and see if they’re open?
G (11/28/2006 11:00:58 AM): sure
G (11/28/2006 11:01:01 AM): SANTA was just in here
J (11/28/2006 11:03:30 AM): oh, man. you’re lucky. i haven’t seen santa in years!
G (11/28/2006 11:03:47 AM): LOL. He was wearing jeans, a black baseball cap, a fishing shirt, and a jean jacket
G (11/28/2006 11:04:03 AM): I couldn’t work up the nerve to ask him if I could take a pic of him from the side to show the boys.
J (11/28/2006 11:04:18 AM): chicken
J (11/28/2006 11:04:35 AM): you want quesidillas?
J (11/28/2006 11:04:45 AM): they have .99 tacos
G (11/28/2006 11:05:08 AM): yeah, quesadillas I guess. the usual
J (11/28/2006 11:06:10 AM): okay, it’ll be done in 10 min. see ya in a few!
G (11/28/2006 11:07:02 AM): HURRY!! I”M STARVING!
G (11/28/2006 11:07:04 AM):
G (11/28/2006 11:07:06 AM): please
J (11/28/2006 11:07:20 AM): me, too! i didn’t eat anything else last night. i’m still hungry from then!

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J (11/27/2006 10:47:04 AM): whatcha doin?
G (11/27/2006 10:47:28 AM): chatting with Vince (in [town] for classes in [town]) Threatening boys with calling Santa
G (11/27/2006 10:47:32 AM): drinking cocoa
G (11/27/2006 10:47:40 AM): watching How I Met Your Mother
G (11/27/2006 10:47:50 AM): looking at pics….how CUTE IS THIS? [photo link]
G (11/27/2006 10:48:02 AM): A brand new baby on our [message board] group–born today.
J (11/27/2006 10:48:19 AM): VERY CUTE! almost makes me want one.
J (11/27/2006 10:48:22 AM): ALMOST
G (11/27/2006 10:48:33 AM): LOL
G (11/27/2006 10:48:36 AM): I’d take her
G (11/27/2006 10:48:37 AM): for an hour
J (11/27/2006 10:48:43 AM): yeah, me too.
G (11/27/2006 10:48:46 AM): but I have a dog
J (11/27/2006 10:48:55 AM): lol!
J (11/27/2006 10:49:19 AM): so, tomorrow after 2:30 we’ll know if my toe is actually going to fall off or if I’m greatly overreacting.
G (11/27/2006 10:49:28 AM): I’m voting for the latter. No offense.
J (11/27/2006 10:49:43 AM): is this a rerun? How I met…
G (11/27/2006 10:50:01 AM): I don’t think so. I haven’t ever seen it
J (11/27/2006 10:50:05 AM): well, regardless of if it falls off or not it really hurts!
G (11/27/2006 10:50:11 AM): that’s a bummer
G (11/27/2006 10:50:24 AM): I hope you don’t have to wear orthopedic shoes
J (11/27/2006 10:50:37 AM): hey, you laugh but it is one of my fears!
G (11/27/2006 10:50:56 AM): because I’m seriously giggling picturing that.
G (11/27/2006 10:51:09 AM): but the longer I think of it the more it turns to
J (11/27/2006 10:51:21 AM): now that you mention it, i am, too. how sexy would that be with my cute F21 dresses on Sunday morning?!
J (11/27/2006 10:51:37 AM): I’d do it up right, too. with the orthopedic panty hose and everything.
G (11/27/2006 10:51:51 AM): LMAO!
J (11/27/2006 10:52:22 AM): this is cute. i think you should get it and wear it with brown leggings. http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2034450621&Page=1
G (11/27/2006 10:53:30 AM): Vince wants to know if your toe is black or just bruised?
J (11/27/2006 10:53:57 AM): it’s just bruised. under the nail. at first i thought it was a fungus, but the more i look at it it’s definitley a bruise.
J (11/27/2006 10:54:20 AM): and i nearly cried when i put my shoes on yesterday morning.
G (11/27/2006 10:55:01 AM): oh that dress is CUTE
J (11/27/2006 10:55:12 AM): i think i’m going to order.
G (11/27/2006 10:55:29 AM): okay, well I will certainly add some things….I have 7 things in my cart! LOL
G (11/27/2006 10:55:56 AM): crap, when will I need to dress like Marilyn Monroe? http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2026476873&Page=1#
J (11/27/2006 10:56:33 AM): not to quote Paris Hilton or anything, but that dress is HOT!
G (11/27/2006 10:57:08 AM): I would definitely need to trim up my flappy arms
J (11/27/2006 10:57:22 AM): well, you’ll have until next summer/spring.
J (11/27/2006 10:57:59 AM): so, if they have to give me a shot in my toe will you come hold my hand?
G (11/27/2006 10:58:05 AM): yah, that’s what I said last year too.
G (11/27/2006 10:58:23 AM): Boy2 is building a hotel out of Legos
G (11/27/2006 10:58:31 AM): so far he just has the breakfast room.
J (11/27/2006 10:58:38 AM): maybe he’ll be the next Donald Trump!
G (11/27/2006 10:58:56 AM): speaking of breakfast
G (11/27/2006 9:59:22 AM): I dropped them off at school a little early. Boy1 was supposed to go pay their lunch in the cafeteria but he asked Boy2 to go with him….
G (11/27/2006 9:59:56 AM): so Boy2 went and got breakfast instead of going out to the playground after that. and yes I FED HIM this morning.
J (11/27/2006 10:00:27 AM): lol! guess you didn’t give him enough.
G (11/27/2006 10:00:30 AM): this is cute: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Sweaters&product%5Fid=2032928550&Page=1
J (11/27/2006 10:00:55 AM): that is cute. i like this one http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2034450621&Page=1
G (11/27/2006 10:00:59 AM): He did that in pre-school b/c that’s where the pre-school meets in the mornings and they got free breakfast
G (11/27/2006 10:01:20 AM): wait that’s the same dress you showed me earlier
J (11/27/2006 10:01:29 AM): oh, hang on.
J (11/27/2006 10:02:00 AM): http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Sweaters&product%5Fid=2033634825&Page=1
J (11/27/2006 10:02:08 AM): but you’d have to get it. i’m too flabby for it.
G (11/27/2006 10:04:06 AM): Boy2 says that’s a nice shirt but I don’t love it.
G (11/27/2006 10:04:17 AM): it’s too 70s
J (11/27/2006 10:04:51 AM): do you have your christmas tree up yet?
G (11/27/2006 10:05:05 AM): nope, you want to do it on Saturday night?
J (11/27/2006 10:05:10 AM): nope.
J (11/27/2006 10:05:16 AM): but thanks for the offer
G (11/27/2006 10:06:39 AM): ok
G (11/27/2006 10:06:40 AM): http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Casual+Tops&product%5Fid=2032405326&variant%5Fid=054&showBack=OK
G (11/27/2006 10:06:44 AM): in grey in large
G (11/27/2006 10:07:48 AM): http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=tops&product%5Fid=2033084898&variant%5Fid=023&showBack=OK if that’s okay with you. I’ll wear it to [friends]’s Christmas party (if they have one?? I think she fell off the face of the earth, I haven’t heard from her)
G (11/27/2006 10:08:33 AM): and I’m trying to decide if I like this: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dressy+Tops&product%5Fid=2031823665&variant%5Fid=034&showBack=OK
J (11/27/2006 10:09:10 AM): i like that. if i didn’t already have a longish white shirt i’d get one.
J (11/27/2006 10:09:19 AM): oh, so my friend Bob called
G (11/27/2006 10:09:40 AM): oh yeah?
J (11/27/2006 10:10:12 AM): yep. i was down at S’s and he left a message… the standard, “hey, call me…” so i called him and alas, he didn’t answer.
G (11/27/2006 10:11:52 AM): *rolls eyes*
J (11/27/2006 10:12:09 AM): so, these people all were at that party together but now they don’t remember each other?!
G (11/27/2006 10:12:36 AM): I know, I don’t get it.
G (11/27/2006 10:12:42 AM): Boy1 said earlier someone was a moron.
J (11/27/2006 10:12:50 AM): that’s nice.
G (11/27/2006 10:13:01 AM): I know. But in this case he’s right
J (11/27/2006 10:13:09 AM): well, that’s true
J (11/27/2006 10:13:52 AM): she’s a moron.
J (11/27/2006 10:14:24 AM): a big one.
J (11/27/2006 10:18:59 AM): how cute is this?! http://www.forever21.com/kids/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=babygirl&product_id=2031314760&page=1
G (11/27/2006 10:20:39 AM): very!
G (11/27/2006 10:22:12 AM): I don’t understand why it doesn’t say BABY instead of KIDS
J (11/27/2006 10:24:06 AM): the Dugger Family is on TLC
J (11/27/2006 10:25:09 AM): i can seriously see my friend W having 15 kids like them!
G (11/27/2006 10:30:01 AM): ugh, I’ve seen a show with them before…don’t know if it is this one.
G (11/27/2006 10:30:04 AM): They’re so weird.
J (11/27/2006 10:30:26 AM): this one they are building their house. i’ve seen it but i can’t stop watching@!
J (11/27/2006 10:30:41 AM): $637 at the grocery store.
G (11/27/2006 10:31:00 AM): the one I saw mentioned the house but they also went on vacation in an RV…it may not have been this exact one.
J (11/27/2006 10:31:28 AM): i love W, but she’s weird like them.
G (11/27/2006 10:33:13 AM): LOL.”..who by this point is pregnant again…” and again, and again
J (11/27/2006 10:34:08 AM): do you know how freakin’ cold it’s going to be friday night at the parade?
G (11/27/2006 10:34:53 AM): I KNOW
G (11/27/2006 10:35:04 AM): I can’t believe it, sucks
G (11/27/2006 10:36:24 AM): last year…was it last year?? We went to [pub] and drank before we walked down to the end of the parade. We were warm on the insides–that’s when the boys were in the parade and my mom and I went.
J (11/27/2006 10:37:43 AM): those signs are all so cute! i’d take them all!
J (11/27/2006 10:38:36 AM): okay, do you want anything else from F21? i think you should get that shirt thing i showed you at first.
G (11/27/2006 10:38:51 AM): which? now I forget
J (11/27/2006 10:39:03 AM): sigh
J (11/27/2006 10:39:51 AM): http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2034450621&Page=1
G (11/27/2006 10:40:06 AM): you don’t want it?
J (11/27/2006 10:40:15 AM): no. it won’t fit me.
G (11/27/2006 10:40:29 AM): um…okay. go for it!
G (11/27/2006 10:40:36 AM): so you have 4 things for me, right?
J (11/27/2006 10:41:10 AM): no, just 3… the hoody, the black top and the dress.
G (11/27/2006 10:41:21 AM): oh, and I want that white shirt too
J (11/27/2006 10:41:27 AM): oh, okay
G (11/27/2006 10:41:58 AM): http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dressy+Tops&product%5Fid=2031823665&variant%5Fid=034&showBack=OK
J (11/27/2006 10:42:30 AM): okay, now i have 4 things for you. is that all?
G (11/27/2006 10:42:41 AM): Damn I want Jessa to come live with me!
G (11/27/2006 10:42:43 AM): yeah
G (11/27/2006 10:46:06 AM): this is for Boy1 : http://www.thepaintedword.net/New%20Folder/IMAGES/24%20inch/own-world.jpg
J (11/27/2006 10:51:34 AM): that’s cute.
J (11/27/2006 10:51:44 AM): okay, so the F21 went to an internal server error…
G (11/27/2006 10:01:28 AM): crap
J (11/27/2006 10:01:41 AM): twice
G (11/27/2006 10:02:30 AM): crap, crap
G (11/27/2006 10:17:23 AM): thassa lotta spaghettios!
G (11/27/2006 10:19:03 AM): awww
J (11/27/2006 10:22:24 AM): do you know what time the parade starts on friday?
G (11/27/2006 10:22:39 AM): *shrug*
G (11/27/2006 10:22:43 AM): why, do you have a DATE?
J (11/27/2006 10:22:51 AM): maybe
G (11/27/2006 10:23:15 AM): 6PM. Following the tradional parade route down ____ Street in downtown [town], get into the holiday spirit with bands, animals, floats, carolers and starry-eyed children. Watch for Santa and other surprises during this annual event.
G (11/27/2006 10:23:36 AM): you can bring him…introduce him to the whole gang at once…if we don’t scare him off that’s a good sign.
J (11/27/2006 10:25:32 AM): so, i think we’re going to the parade and then back to my house to watch a movie.
J (11/27/2006 10:26:08 AM): the only thing is, he doesn’t get off work until 5 so there’s no telling what time he’ll get here and no telling where we’ll have to park and if we’ll ever find you guys.
G (11/27/2006 10:26:14 AM): oh, so you’re ditching us? I see….
G (11/27/2006 10:26:23 AM): I have a cell phone…you can call me.
G (11/27/2006 10:26:33 AM): and you know our parking spot…those are always open
J (11/27/2006 10:27:19 AM): oh, yeah. think they’ll even be open then? I guess you guys could double park and give me a copy of your key and we could move the suburban and have a spot!
G (11/27/2006 10:27:57 AM): no, they usually are. It’s our little secret.
J (11/27/2006 10:28:11 AM): cool. what time are you guys getting there?
J (11/27/2006 10:28:55 AM): like we even know what we’re having for lunch tomorrow. i’m asking you something about friday!
G (11/27/2006 10:28:59 AM): no clue.
G (11/27/2006 10:29:00 AM): LOL
J (11/27/2006 10:30:55 AM): DAMN LADY BUGS!!!!!!!
G (11/27/2006 10:31:35 AM): Oh, man, I opened one of my dad’s windows (in the house–that story in a minute) and there were GOBS
G (11/27/2006 10:31:42 AM): he has those crank windows
G (11/27/2006 10:31:56 AM): half dead just falling out–outside thankfully.
G (11/27/2006 10:32:23 AM): oh wait…did I tell you that story? the fridge cleaning story. I haven’t seen you but I HAVE talked to you.
J (11/27/2006 10:33:12 AM): yeah, you told me the shrimp story. thanks for reminding me.
G (11/27/2006 10:33:39 AM): LOL
G (11/27/2006 10:33:50 AM): like bigfoot’s dick jen….LOL
J (11/27/2006 10:35:50 AM): i cannot get the F21 order to go through.
G (11/27/2006 10:37:02 AM): damn
J (11/27/2006 10:39:27 AM): hey, what’s that book about the pirate that the boys have?
G (11/27/2006 10:40:26 AM): how I became a pirate
J (11/27/2006 10:44:32 AM): did the boys ever have Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus?
G (11/27/2006 10:44:54 AM): nope…I know which one you mean though
J (11/27/2006 10:47:06 AM): A wants to read John Quixote
G (11/27/2006 10:47:15 AM): LOL
J (11/27/2006 10:48:17 AM): duh. it’s don quixote. guess i need to read it, too!
G (11/27/2006 10:48:42 AM): Oh, I thought you meant she said it like that.
J (11/27/2006 10:48:53 AM): no, she’s not the idiot. i am.
G (11/27/2006 10:49:05 AM): LOL…you said it, not me.
G (11/27/2006 10:49:30 AM): I’d like pizza right now
J (11/27/2006 10:50:06 AM): me, too
G (11/27/2006 10:51:32 AM): I was good today. Stop me. There are Red Baron pizza things in the freezer.
J (11/27/2006 10:02:02 AM): DAMN LADY BUGS!!!!!!!!!
G (11/27/2006 10:03:45 AM): LOL
G (11/27/2006 10:03:55 AM): they’re good luck aren’t they?
J (11/27/2006 10:07:55 AM): so Bob is a MAC guy
G (11/27/2006 10:08:05 AM): sheesh.
J (11/27/2006 10:09:47 AM): i’m sure it’s an occupational hazard. He’s a creative designer. I’ve heard it’s much easier to do that on a mac
G (11/27/2006 10:10:01 AM): well, so they say
G (11/27/2006 10:11:25 AM): Man, I’m *really* hungry
J (11/27/2006 10:12:04 AM): i am too. i had a little bit of pasta at shawna’s, but not enough i guess.
G (11/27/2006 10:12:34 AM): I had a hamburger from McDs. I’m tired of leftovers. I really need something though, I’m definitely *hungry* and not bored.
G (11/27/2006 10:18:02 AM): sorry, i went to get a snack
G (11/27/2006 10:28:38 AM): who are you seeing tomorrow?
J (11/27/2006 10:28:53 AM): Dr. [Name]. Everyone else is busy with sick people.
G (11/27/2006 10:29:26 AM): ah…and I guess you don’t constitute an emergency? Surprised they didn’t pawn you off on a nurse practitioner.
J (11/27/2006 10:29:51 AM): well, i told them that i would see [Name}, but she was booked.
G (11/27/2006 10:30:37 AM): [Name} is awesome with the kids. I've never seen him myself. But you'd like his funny ties and skeleton stuff.
J (11/27/2006 10:31:18 AM): i have another date friday night!!!!!
J (11/27/2006 10:47:24 AM): i'm going to bed. i guess i should shave tomorrow just incase dr. [name] needs me to pull up my pant leg or something crazy. geez.
G (11/27/2006 10:47:34 AM): LOL…okay, good idea
J (11/27/2006 10:47:47 AM): decide what we want for lunch tomorrow.
G (11/27/2006 10:47:54 AM): pizza
J (11/27/2006 10:47:57 AM): mmmm
G (11/27/2006 10:47:59 AM): oh, tomorrow? LOL.
G (11/27/2006 10:48:06 AM): and of course [pizza place] is closed.
J (11/27/2006 10:48:10 AM): if we’re still in the mood sounds good to me.
G (11/27/2006 10:48:14 AM): I’ll be craving something else by then anyway
J (11/27/2006 10:48:25 AM): maybe [Mexican]?
J (11/27/2006 10:48:42 AM): i’ll go at 11, so be ready!
J (11/27/2006 10:48:43 AM): nite!
G (11/27/2006 10:48:56 AM): good night
G (11/27/2006 10:48:59 AM): Okay, I will
G (11/27/2006 10:49:01 AM): sounds good
J (11/27/2006 10:49:25 AM): we’ll see what we’re in the mood for tomorrow. who knows by then!
G (11/27/2006 10:49:30 AM): okey doke.

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J (11/24/2006 2:02:50 PM): i think my toe might fall off.
G (11/24/2006 2:03:12 PM): well that won’t look good with our CUTE NEW SHOES that came today
J (11/24/2006 2:03:28 PM): did they really? aren’t they awesome?!
G (11/24/2006 2:03:35 PM): yes.
G (11/24/2006 2:03:49 PM): I took a picture and texted it to your phone but as usual it didn’t work
J (11/24/2006 2:04:40 PM): ugh. i don’t understand that. my mom can’t send or receive pictures either.
G (11/24/2006 2:08:57 PM): that’s weird.
G (11/24/2006 2:09:11 PM): Vince took a pic of my nice bruise on my leg….I should see if I can send it to you.
J (11/24/2006 2:09:43 PM): what happened to your leg?
G (11/24/2006 2:11:24 PM): oh, Dog’s leash got me…he wrapped it around me and then tried to chase the truck
G (11/24/2006 2:11:32 PM): but it is HUGE and round.
G (11/24/2006 2:11:48 PM): and really, really, black, and ugly, ugly. It’s a doozy.
J (11/24/2006 2:12:09 PM): well, at least he didn’t have diahrreah on your foot.
G (11/24/2006 2:15:14 PM): true. That’s true
G (11/24/2006 2:15:22 PM): he just had it everywhere else
J (11/24/2006 2:15:50 PM): oh, and besides having gout in my toe, i have a humongo zit on my chin.
J (11/24/2006 2:18:16 PM): did you ever find your mb cd?
G (11/24/2006 2:20:18 PM): nope
J (11/24/2006 2:22:09 PM): i didn’t take it.
G (11/24/2006 2:22:38 PM): I didn’t really look much more either.

G (11/24/2006 1:44:09 PM): my ear is hurting again. WTH?
J (11/24/2006 1:44:24 PM): what’s up with that?
G (11/24/2006 1:44:53 PM): no clue. I thought it was allergy-ish. I mean if I had an ear infection I’d be showing more signs than an ear ache dontcha think?
J (11/24/2006 1:45:19 PM): i’d think so. i’ll ask my dad. he’s the one who diagnosed me with gout
G (11/24/2006 1:45:24 PM): lol
G (11/24/2006 1:45:52 PM): otitis media
J (11/24/2006 1:46:02 PM): i can’t wait to get home and wash my hair. the water here is icky.
J (11/24/2006 1:46:04 PM): huh?
G (11/24/2006 1:46:09 PM): = inflammation of the middle
G (11/24/2006 1:46:10 PM): ear
J (11/24/2006 1:46:24 PM): oh… yeah, that could be it.
J (11/24/2006 1:49:06 PM): argh. it takes an act of congress to update my iPod. but finally, i’m through.
G (11/24/2006 1:49:25 PM): LOL, I don’t get why you have such problems
J (11/24/2006 1:50:01 PM): me neither. it always takes me a few tries, but once i get going i’m good.
J (11/24/2006 2:00:47 PM): hey, i can rejoin eHarmony for 60% off!
G (11/24/2006 2:01:36 PM): woohoo. go for it.
J (11/24/2006 2:02:13 PM): yeah, it was so great for me last time. i think i’ll take my chances on Bob for right now. don’t need too many irons in the fire
G (11/24/2006 2:03:59 PM): eh, well whatever.

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