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J: whatcha doin?
G: watching Earl, playing a game
J: i can’t forget to tape The Office at 7:30. I’m watching Betty.
G: better not
G: OMG, Vince is gonna kick my ass if I don’t go try the dip he made. BRB
J: lol
G: geez, okay it is good. I mean it’s cheese dip
G: and I’ve eaten dinner and I’m full
J: oh, cheese dip sounds really good
J: i didn’t leave work all day. talk about fixing to go crazy.
G: I bet
G: Boy2 is asleep
J: already?
G: he cried for 20 minutes straight
G: no one would play a game with him
G: of course he didn’t ask
G: but “no one” would play
G: so then he was banging the board on the table
G: which pissed Dog off
G: so I told him he better stop
G: and he didn’t so Dog made him stop
G: and so he cried more
J: what did Dog do?
G: tried to eat the board
J: lol!
J: i’m hungry but i’m not in the mood to eat anything in my kitchen. kwim?
G: yuep
G: yep
G: well good luck
G: too bad no one delivers
J: i know. and i haven’t been to the grocery store in over a week so i don’t even have sandwich meat or good mikl!
J: milk
J: do you think rebecca romjain is pretty?
G: yeah
J: her mouth looks funny on this show
G: okay
G: That guy from Anchorman I love is on the Office tonight.
J: i wish you watched Betty with me. it is so good.
G: Well, I like the Office tooo much.
J: yeah, i can understand that. that’s why i’m taping Offive
J: Office
J: i can’t type tonight
G: yes but I vow not to be a taper. I don’t usually have time to be a taper.
G: I am done with your tapes though
G: LOL
J: mmm…extra long cheese coney and tots!
G: I can call your other phone and you can say you ahve to go
J: that’s a good idea. i may take you up on that
G: Just lemme know
J: do you want all these magazines back?
G: no
J: okay
J: okay. the next time we have lunch i am bringing my iPod and my laptop and you are going to have to teach me how to use this freakin’ thing.
G: LOL, Okay,
J: are you watching Grey’s?
G: nope
G: Scrubs
G: my other favorite show
J: george & callie got married in vegas
G: well that won’t last, he’s gay!
J: lol
G: OMH, I just spent 15 minutes setting up this frickin Monopoly and there’s no frickin dice
J: lol! [friend] and I are going to WM after Grey’s so I can buy you some if you want.
G: no thanks
J: who was going to play monopoly?
G: Boy2 & i…he went and found some finally
J: i thought he was already in bed?
G: he’s awake now
J: I found Bob’s valentine present http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=in_de_detail-buybox-with-variations/601-9410653-0097732?ie=UTF8&asin=B0009PRI7O&frombrowse=
G: Um, NO
J: lol
G: did I show you the muppet toilet?
J: i don’t think so
G: because white trash girl on [internet board] bought purple furry toilet covers
G: before and after
J: oh, yeah. you did show me that. kinda looks the same!
G: yes, and very wrong
J: yes, you are right there
G: I wish Boy2 would hurry up and win
J: oh, wow! you have Boardwalk and I keep landing on it. Man, you win!
G: no, this is Jr. Monopoly…Boardwalk = Merry Go Round
J: i see
G: OMG the guy from SNL is on not to mention Pee Wee
G: 30 Rock. ROFL
J: crap! i keep forgetting that is on
G: now we’re making up rules
G: and I’m shockingly gonna lose
G: Will Forte…that’s the guy’s name
J: i love him
G: oh man…what’s gonna happen to Luka?
J: is it already on? grey’s is still on!
G: well they’re just rude…going over so you can’t switch to ER
J: okay, i missed last week. what happened with Pratt?
G: he’d given that old man some medicine and then the old man died
G: he went through this church, giving out meds because these people weren’t going to the doctor
J: why was he arrested?
J: OH
J: cause he gave the meds.
G: yes
G: he just gave out medicine, not prescribed
J: i see
J: why is their apartment always so dark?
G: I don’t know…must not have lightbulbs
J: what happened???
G: OD? I dunno…it’s dark there too
J: husband? did they get married?
J: am I bugging you with all my questions like Vince did you last night??????
G: LOL
G: No
J: hey, have you wore your christmas boots yet?
G: yes! Today!
G: Someone was eating peanuts in the bathroom
J: lol! you know, i never know what you’re going to say next!!!!
G: LOL…welcome to my life!
G: and guess who it was?
G: “NOT ME.”
G: Not me does everything in my house
J: sounds like it.
J: did they leave shells everywhere?
G: Nope, surprisingly neat
G: I can’t believe they’re still up
J: HOW’S HE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS???????????
G: i don”t know
G: but I’m not happy
G: “This is stupid”
G: No one is making you watch it are they?
J: nope!
G: Well
J: ouch
J: so do i have to buy Bob something for valentines?
G: YES
J: that’s what i thought you’d say.
G: LOL, then why did you ask?
J: i dunno.
G: I don’t like this
J: me neither
J: i think i’m getting grey hair from this one episode.
G: LOL, I know
G: noooooo
G: don’t make me wait either
J: PHEW
G: SIGH
J: i’m so worked up i’m not going to be able to go to sleep tonight
J: wow. in the head.
G: LOL
G: I know, that’s what Vince complains about
G: Now I need a drink
J: and it’s only the first night of Feb. Sweeps
J: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_8/601-9410653-0097732?ie=UTF8&asin=B0001YJJFM&frombrowse=1
G: I want that!!!1
J: i figured you would
G: that and the Velociraptor mounted on my wall
J: that grease show is on Bravo
G: yeah but Jonny is on
J: oh, yeah
G: are you watching it?
G: LOL
J: which one?
G: Daily SHow
J: no. i was coming upstairs and getting ready for bed
J: i am now
G: you’ll get the gist of it then
G: LOL
J: lol
G: He did a whole take off of the opening of Laguna Beach tho
J: who is that? i don’t have my glasses on
G: the woman?
J: no
G: the interviewer? Jason Jones
J: ok
J: i don’t know why i don’t watch that show. i always laugh when i do.
G: I know, I will just have to just keep nagging you like The Office and Seinfeld
J: so I have what is probably going to be thought of as a stupid question, but I’m going to ask you anyway.
J: So, tomorrow night there are going to be a lot of people there that I’m going to be talking to and will have to introduce Bob to. Should I say, “This is my boyfriend Bob” or just “This is Bob”?
G: which do you *want* to say?
J: I dunno. That’s why I’m asking you!!!
G: well I think you should say “boyfriend”
J: okay, then that’s what I’ll do.
J: dating is so complicated. be glad you’re not doing it.
G: oh, I am
J: i’m sure i stress you out enough just with all my questions!
J: imagine if you were having to ask me!
J: well, i’m going to sleep. if you guys decide to get out for lunch, oh, around 11:30 let me know!
G: Okay, hopefully we will
G: good night
J: nite!

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Classic Seinfeld–which J doesn’t watch.

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G: are ya full of chili?
J: whatcha doin?
G: nuthin
J: me neither. i just got the brush off for an iPod.
G: what?
J: Bob had to get home to play with his new iPod.
G: ooh, sucks to be you!
J: yeah.
G: did you tell him he’s screwing up?
J: yep
J: I am SOOOO glad that stupid chili supper is over.
G: as lon as he knows.
G: I bet
J: [friend] were there tonight but i didn’t get to talk to either of them.
G: oh yeah?
J: and i didn’t spend a dime.
G: well I wouldn’t worry about that!
G: My wireless connection completely disappeared
G: the light even went off on the laptop
J: that’s weird
G: I should blow dry my hair
G: I’m just too tired
J: i’m going to bed. i’m glad Bob left. i am so tired.
G: okey dokey. I’ll TTY tomorrow! Good night
J: nite!

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J: are you going to open for Valentines?
G: I dunno. if I can get my shit together I might try
J: so. Bob wants to go to that chocolate lovers thing
G: oh yeah?
G: They were having the chocolate thing at the mall Saturday
G: I was THAT sick I didn’t give a flip. I didn’t want anything
J: have you ever been to this one?
J: do you know what it is?
G: yeah
G: what do you mean?
J: i mean, do you just walk around and eat chocolate?
G: pretty much! LOL
G: Every place has some sort of chocolate thing…
G: restaurants or whatever
G: and like someone from Crystal Dining room will have a little dessert thing
J: so they all just have different tables and you walk around eating their chocolate? is it set up like a craft fair? that’s all i can think of!
G: yeah…tables in the Convention center. Everyone has their little table. It’s not as booth-y as a craft fair
J: so, you know I love chocolate, but it sounds like it has the potential to make me sick.
G: Totally. LOL
G: if I remember you can take it with you.
G: I went the 1st year.
G: at the mall they handed out those to-go boxes to people
J: do they sell stuff?
G: Um…I don’t remember.
J: what are you getting Vince for valentine’s day?
G: man! so my friend Randy (my boyfriend’s guitar player) was asked to do this Jazz Eureka thing in March
G: but he’s got things booked in New York that week!
J: oh, yeah?
J: Oh, man! That sucks!!!
G: I dunno…something from Williams Sonoma I think
G: I KNOW. How cool would that be?
J: what am i going to get Bob?
J: That would be awesome!
G: He asked Vince and I to play too. Yes, I said both of us. LOL.
J: LOL!
J: what are you going to play?
G: giggle.
G: still got your clackers?
J: no, sorry. i left those at the theater. i shoulda taken them, though.
G: I know
G: Okay, Valentine’s Day for Bob
G: make him a heart shaped cake
G: invite him to a home made dinner…….
G: and when he shows up…….
G: have nothing but this on: http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/ab/images/products/200703/0003/img96l.jpg
J: but my name’s not Susan
G: I know! That’s the best part!
J: lol!
G: so speaking of naked selves…did you see the picture I pasted before Yahoo locked up on us? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/allhailme/blogposts/012907_danielequuspromos.jpg
J: my HP is ripped!
G: yes…
G: and um
G: quite hairy
J: lol
J: back to valentine’s day…
G: yeah.
G: let’s see.
J: what’s going to happen on ER?
G: did you?? nevermind! yes, you saw that!!
G: WAH! I DON”T KNOW!
J: i’ve never had a valentine before
G: speaking of Harry Potter? Is this little Ron Weasley? http://socialitelife.com/images/2007/01/cover_012907_02.php
J: it certainly could be!
J: Bob is buying himself a video iPod.
G: oh yeah?
J: yeah. guess i could just give him $10 and tell him to put it toward that
G: LOL
G: how romantic
J: i think he should buy me the one in the picture on the right http://www.tacori.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=SRCH&Store_Code=TACORI&Category_Code=ENGAGEMENT&Search=A&offset=90&filter_cat=4&PowerSearch_Begin_Only=&sort=&range_low=&range_high=%20&srch_srcha=1&ARTPRODCODE=&ARTPRODDESC=&ARTPRODGEMS=&ARTPRODGOWITH=&ARTPR DNAME=&ARTPRODMAT=
G: great idea…but you need to be looking at Tiffany
J: have you met my boyfriend?
G: LOL. yes…but really 2 months salary can buy a Tiffany
J: I should think that i’m worth that
J: i would think, i mean
J: this is on the Yahoo shopping page under “gifts for him”. seems weird to me http://www.diamond.com/customer/product_detail.jsp?product=201002344&sourceID=yahdat_d01&srccode=cii_1038957&cpncode=12-19736150-2
G: It is just ONE earring
J: i know, but still. seems funny to me. dunno know.
J: how ’bout this? http://search.barnesandnoble.com/bookSearch/isbnInquiry.asp?r=1&isbn=0767904524
G: well, if your boyfriend had one hole in his ear it wouldn’t be funny! LOL
J: that’s true
G: yeah, that’s a good book
J: i actually nearly picked this up for him the other night while we were at B&N http://search.barnesandnoble.com/bookSearch/isbnInquiry.asp?r=1&isbn=1401302912
J: this is that girls’ girlfriend http://www.afterellen.com/archive/ellen/People/102004/cherryjones.html
J: sarah paulson
G: sorry, [brother] called
J: http://www.forever21.com/category.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Shoes&Page=1
G: \I see the title!
J: lol!
J: don’t get too excited
G: where’s the giggly jumping up and down icon? I know…but they’ll keep having shoes
G: just b/c they have nothing good now
J: i know. i got all giddy when i saw it.
G: I’d take the coco flats…..if they don’t make my heels bleedc
J: well, i’m glad that i’m not the only one that happens to.
G: http://www.doggiftboneanza.com/store/WsDefault.asp?Cat=CustomPhotoBlankets
G: for Bob
J: he would love that. i need a blanket over there, come to think of it. He is like Eskimo Joe.
J: i asked him if it would freak him out if i brought my own blanket and left over ther.
J: there
G: LOL
G: ANNIE!
J: where do you see that/????
G: Dang. Wish WAC would have Annie
G: Ticketmaster
J: wicked is going to be in Dallas.
G: cool
J: did i tell you that Bob wants to go see Spamalot in dallas?
J: I want to see Wicked, though.
G: no
G: You need this http://www.rakkudesigns.com/Shopping.html
J: i do need that! maybe 2 or 3!
G: doesn’t it look fun?
J: ugh. i have a headache. i think i’m going to bed. and my tummy hurts. i’ve eaten way too much crap lately.
G: sorry, Boy2 was coughing
G: okay, good night. I’ll TTYL
J: okay. Are you going tomorrow since they’re moving your dad?
G: yes
J: cool. okay, well, nite!
G: nite!
J: i have a boyfriend and he likes me
G: how cute

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J: what’s up?
G: not much
G: trying to stay warm
J: OOHHH… naked HP is fixing to be on Extra!!!!!
G: I remember him from the other. It was actually his room I saw when they took me into a room
G: I saw
G: my DTV went off earlier and back on to Extra when they were showing it
J: I told Bob that some of the Miss America contestants were fugly and he said, “did you just say fugly?”
J: yeah i did.
G: LOL
G: You got a problem with that?
J: i’m not as innocent as people want to think
G: LOL
G: you need to say asshat once
J: well, the only time i’ve thought that word lately was related to him, so the situation hasn’t exactly come up yet.
G: ah
J: oh, so he has a new “rule.”
J: if he is buying me dinner I cannot order chicken strips.
J: i think it’s a stupid rule
G: LMAO
G: I heart Bob!
J: LOL!
J: I have never ordered chicken strips with him!
J: But, my new years resolution is to try new things so he says I should be okay with that new rule. Whatever.
G: yes, I agree
G: oh, so Boy2
G: goes to school this morning
J: good
G: 20 minutes later the phone rings
G: “He’s coughing & won’t stop, come get him.”
G: Um, WTH am I supposed to do? He’s gonna cough at home too!
J: yeah!
G: So I had to run him to my mom’s–thankfully she was not doing much
G: but he did not cough all day
J: really?
G: but I had called the clinic and made an appt. with Cynthia
J: don’t forget AI, btw…
G: so I took him. I figure I can say, he’s been to the doctor, he’s on doctor prescribed cough medicine now instead of doctor recommended Robitussin
G: so he’s got an ear infection!!!
J: oh, no!
J: has he complained about his ear?
G: no
G: just, “my ear hurts a little” when he was sitting on the table (to the nurse)
J: well and he wasn’t acting like he was in any pain yesterday at lunch. poor guy!
G: I know.
G: I found out he was acting like Stitch.
G: because I basically told him he was acting like a retard. Without saying retard.
J: are you watching AI?
G: yes
J: i like her hair. kinda.
G: not me
G: it’s too curly
G: LOL
J: of course not. you have curly hair to begin with. mine is straight as a board.
G: I hate Yahoo
J: what did they do now?
G: dumped me again
J: you may think I’m totally crazy, but I think this skirt is really cute http://www.chadwicks.com/product.aspx?PfId=99229&DeptId=8207&producttypeid=1
G: I think it was cute in 1991
J: it just reminds me of spring.
J: btw
G: okay, good. as long as it makes you happy
G: I won’t judge you
J: i’m not the one who bought snakeskin tights…
G: touche
J: anyway, like i said, i need to go to Cato. it’s been so long since i’ve been they probably think i’ve moved.
G: LOL….see, I didn’t see you say that.
J: and i need some new black pants. i can’t keep the ones i have up.
G: Boy1 wants to try out for AI
J: i can give him voice lessons if you want.
G: well, Vince says, “Who’s gonna give J voice lessons?”
G: but BOY1…your dear, sweet, Boy1…….
J: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
G: says..”I’d rather see J go on American Idol.”
J: oh, how sweet! i heart Boy1!
J: he’s my favorite man.
G: I know….and kids don’t lie.
G: so he means that
G: well,t hey LIE…meet Boy2. But they don’t blow smoke up your ass.
J: lol!
J: so what are you doing for lunch tomorrow? wanna go to cato?
G: um…yes
G: but..I ahve all those Raz boxes coming
J: um… like i tell my boyfriend, you don’t sound too sure of that
J: oh, yeah… Raz. i forgot and i’m excited all at the same time!
J: i love when you get new stuff!!!!
G: I KNOW. I have to HURRY and pack my Christmas so I can unbox that
J: well, if you want, i can bring lunch and help!
G: Okey dokey! Sounds great. I plan on being there allll day
J: seriously, paula is on drugs. he was not off key!
G: yeah, I missed it if he was. Of course I couldn’t hear that well.
J: I bet if Vince wasn’t married to you he’d totally try to get that girl!
G: Yeah, I’m afraid so
G: WTF?
J: man.
J: i have no words
G: exactly
J: oh, gawd. another kellie pickler
G: fraid so
J: are you going to update to Vista?
G: not right away
J: yeah, me neither.
J: i’m gonna wait until other people i know do it so i’ll know if it’s worth it or not. but what i’ve seen it looks really cool.
G: yeah,
G: I say get all the major kinks worked out
J: exactly
J: I will not fall for another Kellie Pickler!
J: PLEASE GOD, DO NOT LET HER MAKE IT. she would make me want to kill myself just listening to her voice.
J: too nasly for me.
J: i like this guy
G: Sorry, I was doing laundry
G: I love this guy
J: whoo hoo!!!
J: i’m hungry. i want pancakes.
G: Boy2 wanted me to make pancakes
J: i saw that [restaruant] is for sale. we should buy that.
G: who’s we?
J: whoever want to buy it with me.
G: yeah, you’re looking at the wrong chick
J: considering i only have $400 I’m going to have to have a serious investor.
G: LOL…$400 more than I have considering I have like a $40,000 business loan already
J: okay, have you ever noticed how many of those penticostal women are really pretty? not that this one is, but in general…
G: yes…they have good skin
J: yes, that’s exactly what i was going to say.
G: probably because they don’t wear all that makeup!
J: yep
J: oh, poor thing!
G: really, she thought she was gonna get it?
J: she’s so sheltered, though!!!
J: OMG. is Dog howling???
G: Oh my
G: yes
G: I am too
J: hey, do you want these coupons? there’s some good ones.
J: i’ll pick what i want and let you have the rest
G: LOL..no, I’ll never remember to use them! Just keep them.
G: there’s 100 more this week
J: did i tell you that i left my oven on from Sunday afternoon until monday night?
G: nope
J: well, i did. i coulda burned my house down. but alas, i did not
G: nah, I’ve never heard of a house burning down from an oven being left on
G: an oven is supposed to be hot on the inside
J: hmmm… good point.
J: you’re so smart!
G: don’t tell Vince…he’s sure the house will burn down if we leave it on.
J: see, in my relationship, I am Vince and Bob is G.
J: LOL! both of them, “1, 2, 3″
G: sorry…
G: why does my brother feel the need to call at bedtime?
G: OMG, if Vince Singletary goes to your damn cowboys, I’ll cry. That’s wrong
G: don’t let me forget about my laundry in the wash
G: Or Boy1 & I will go pantsless tomorrow
J: now that would almost be reason to let you forget
G: I’d just wear my tights!
J: lol
J: so what are you going to wear to the banquet?
G: no clue
J: and I’m sure those tights are cute, btw. i’m just giving you a hard time.
G: I figure I’ll try on 100 things
G: or there’s reason to go to Cato
G: I MUST have these: http://www.payless.com/Catalog/ProductDetail.aspx?&TLC=Womens&SLC=WomensCasuals&BLC=WomensCasualsTrendy&Width=Regular&ItemCode=55814&LotNumber=053576&Type=Adult&Popularity=1&DescriptiveColor=Gold/Satin&cm_re=Site_S07_p01a_SpringSale_20070116*Ad1_Home*053576-Gold/Satin(Ariel_Ballet_Flat)
G: NO! I MUST HAVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.payless.com/Catalog/ProductDetail.aspx?&TLC=Accessories&SLC=AccessoriesHandbags&BLC=AccessoriesHandbagsWomens&Width=&ItemCode=55867&LotNumber=054546&Type=Adult&Popularity=&DescriptiveColor=White/Black/SnakePrint&cm_re=Site_S07_p01a_SpringSale_20070116*Ad1_Womens*054546-White/Black/SnakePrint(Kynthia_Python_Hobo)
J: man, you find all the good stuff and there’s nothing left for me!
J: so is your christmas dress too dressy for the banquet?
G: yes
G: I think so
G: I hope so. I’m not getting that damn dressed up!
J: yeah, i’m sure it is, too, but i was just checking. like i said, the ones i’ve been to (in highschool, granted) it was a Sunday best kinda thing.
J: of course, that was before people started wearing jeans & flip flops to church
G: true
G: LOL…you know another show that you need to watch–The Simpsons.
J: i have occasionally watched that
G: I resisted for a LONG time.
G: I love it
J: well, i resisted The Office and now I love it.
G: see.
G: Well, heck. I resisted Seinfeld in the beginning. My grandma made me watch it
J: your grandma? that’s funny!
G: yes
J: Well, you MUST watch Gilmore Girls. If there was ever a show made for people like us, this is it!
G: Okay. I will
G: it’s on at 4:00. I’m working on it.
J: you can really start watching at any point and get the gist of it. I can, of course, answer any questions you may have.
J: i didn’t tell you that i had to go back to work during my lunch break to put three pictures on a CD because [boss] & [boss] couldn’t figure out how to do it. You know, it is really hard to hit that ‘copy to CD’ button.
G: nice
G: OMG, Boy2 & Boy1 are still gabbing
G: Boy2 just tattled “Moooooom, Boy1 just said ’shut it’ to me.”
G: Well you DO need to SHUT IT!
J: lol!
G: seriously. And I gave him cough syrup with codeine (sp?)….to “help” him sleep!
G: I really want it to snow! I need to get stuff for Chili or something though
J: what’s our chance?
G: 60% on Thursday
J: wonderful. maybe we won’t have the chili supper!
G: but only 1-2″
G: or the banquet!!!!!1
J: this would be PERFECT if it weren’t $50 http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_9/601-9410653-0097732?ie=UTF8&asin=B0007ZHD1W&frombrowse=1
J: where are you?
G: I’ms orry! LOL
G: I didn’t click b/c I was working on something at the time
G: and then I zoned out…organizing my bookmarks
J: sounds like fun
G: SO this is Valentine’s day?
J: huh?
G: the Target thing..what are you looking for?
J: yes, valentine’s day.
G: http://www.aloveyoucancounton.com/
G: http://www.aloveyoucancounton.com/pages/aloveyoucancounton/rose3-Thanks1.gif
J: he never checks his email so i’m not wasting my time.
G: send yoruself one then
J: well, in that case!
G: there’s mroe http://www.apairofmonkeys.com/
G: http://www.loveisforthedogs.com/
G: http://www.shessotwisted.com/
G: Man there’s nothing on TV
J: nope.
J: i’m watching The Real Housewives of Orange County
G: I’m on Lisa Lampinelli on Comedy Central…she’s naughty
G: I saw her on Leno one of those nights I didn’t sleep ever
G: she was teasing James Woods (the other guest) on his giant penis.
J: that’s nice
G: she’s *definitely* going to hell
J: lol
G: LOL…I was signing up for dog treat freebies
G: and one question is How do you choose a treat for your dog?
G: Try it if it’s new or different
G: Texture my dog will like
G: and the winning poll answer….. Flavor my dog will like
G: MY DOG EATS TISSUE
G: and poop
J: LOL!!!!
G: and belly button lint
G: and cat food
G: and banana peel
J: but he’s the cutest puppy in the world!
G: true
G: but I don’t understand people worrying about the flavor they like
G: “Because he just prefers chicken to beef…”
J: yeah, it’s crazy that people would actually put that much thought into it.
G: shoot me J. Shoot me if I ever get like that
J: i will. i promise.
G: Like Foxy wouldn’t eat the small kibble dog food.
J: if he got hungry enough he would have.
G: exactly…but that’s the people he lives with
J: Loralei is talking about a baby on Gilmore Girls and now I want one!
J: they sound so cute!
G: LOL.
G: You’re nuts
G: Okay, now I’m doing another dog food survey
J: yeah, she’s stopped talking and now i’m over it. i’d much prefer a house. and a husband.
G: It’s important to feed my dog the best food I can even if it’s more expensive
G: My dog is my best friend
G: Making food at home for my dog rather than buying store-bought dog food, shows my dog that I love it
J: Oh, my Lord!
G: I’m supposed to “Strongly Agree” to “Strongly Disagree”
J: there’s no in between?
G: yes
G: there’s 6 between
J: wow. that’s a lot. for a dog.
G: He’s almost my best friend but I have 6 other bestest friends so he can’t be one or two or three so I’ll give him an almost strongly disagree. LOL
J: lol!
G: all for free damn dog food I have to analyze this?
J: you know, real pet lovers wouldn’t settle for free dog food.
G:
G: HE EATS POOP
J: as do all other dogs that i know of.
G: Free dog food is a step up then
G: okay, I’m doing this: http://www.purinaone.com/poh/pet_profile_view.aspx?petseed=76173
G: Little Sears Portrait Studio?
J: You have to do that. But, keep in mind, when you do, I’m afraid I’ll have to SLAP YOU
G:
G: do you know anyone that lives in Palestine, TX?
J: um, no, i don’t think so. why?
G: no reason
G: No, Just kidding…this cell phone survey thing
G: you can get $275 to do a cell phone survey if you live there
J: wow. can’t you pretend?
G: I doubt it
J: okay, i’ve got to take a bath and shave my legs. they are so hairy they are itching like crazy! brb
G: ok
G: well, I am really tired! The last few nights (post sickness) i’ve been able to doze off in bed without thinking about sleping pills.
G: E-mail me tomorrow about lunch. I’lL TTYL

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J: HEY!!!!
G: HEY!!!!!
J: whatcha doin?
G: oh, the usual
G: sitting here
G: in bed
G: watching TV
G: cat at my side …sleeping Vince on the other side
G: going to try to figure out my latest ailment
G: besides my cold sore and the really painful cut on the back of my heel from my birthday shoes
G: When I sit with my legs crossed or folded for a long time I get a sharp little pain on the back of my calf
G: well, now yesterday it moved to the back of my knee
G: and it won’t go away
G: Are you sorry you asked??
J: lol!! how old are you again???
G: I know
G: I was 33 last week and now I feel 66
J: i shoulda warned you about the birthday shoes.
G: I can’t get winded or I cough
G: Maybe you did–when you wore yours…
G: but no, I wore them to [city] Saturday
G: Limped around 2 hospitals
G: wait, 3
G: the mall
G: Target
J: AHA!!!! http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=6747&menuid=0&lid=428&GT1=8953
G: where was that article last week???
G: so…you said he was better. Tell me!
J: OMG, G. I am convinced that an alien has inhabited his brain. i just pray that he doesn’t revert to his old self… but he’s not!
G: LOL
J: so, Friday night we went to a movie with [boss] & [wife] and he has not acted like he liked me that much since we started dating. At one point [wife] and i were waiting on the guys to get our movie tickets and she was like, “he really likes you!”
J: so, then we got home. My door was open. I forgot to shut and lock it. It was literally open, btw. Anywhooo… he came in and checked all my closets and rooms to make sure no one was in here. stupid, i know, but it made me feel really good.
J: So then, he calls me at 11:30 yesterday morning and was like, “hey, do you want to go to the [hicktown]?” Um…. YEAH. I said, “you’re taking me shopping?”
G: LOL
J: he was like, “yeah, i figured you’d like that so let’s go.”
J: he scored some major brownie points on that one…
G: wait, it’s more….
J: yes
J: So, we actually talked… the WHOLE TIME. LIke talk, talk.
J: when we were at dinner he was asking me how long i wanted to be at the [job] and he was talking about how he’d like to live abroad and work for a couple of years. i told him that i was all about that.
J: But, the best part…
J: Wednesday night I had written out a list of all this stuff I wanted to talk to him about. The calling, the distance i felt between us sometimes, the fact that i’m not dating for my health.
J: Well, HE brought up EVERY subject I had on my list.
J: no lie.
G: Okay, your house is bugged
G: or he put a mind reading chip in
G: that’s truly bizarre
J: he told me that he hasn’t been in a relationship in over 4 years and it’s hard to get back into taking someone else into consideration, which I totally understand and I told him that.
J: He mentioned that he felt like his heart was kinda calloused and I’m chipping away at it to which I replied, “well, do you want it chipped away?” “well, yeah…”
G: awwww
J: He said something about how he is not needy at all and I told him that different people had different definitions of needy. Like to one, for example, talking on the phone everyday might be considered needy, but to others, it’s not.
J: He told me that he didn’t think it was needy and he didn’t think that i was needy at all.
J: Let’s see… can you handle more or is your brain about to explode?
G: LOL…I can handle more.
G: but my brain *might* explode…from shock
J: he then asked me if he ever seemed “not warm” to me. I kinda sat there for a minute and finally said, “well, i think it depends on what kind of mood you’re in” and we both kinda laughed. I told him that if I’m being honest I felt like sometimes I was bothering him if I called or something and he assured me that I did not bother him.
J: Oh, yeah, before all this happened I asked him if he had ever been engaged and he said no and asked me. I told him that if I had kept dating [dorky ex] I’m sure I would have been.
J: I then told him about how needy [dorky ex] was and how he talked ALL THE TIME and he was like, “wow. you went from one extreme to another!”
J: Yeah, I did.
G: LOL!!!
J: Let me think… what else…
J: Hmmm…. I kinda talked to him about my dad and how he’s pretty emotionally void so I’m not the kinda girl who has to have that constant confirmation that someone cares. “Not that I wouldn’t appreciate it occaisonally, I might say”
G: well, sounds promising
J: lol!
J: so, anyway, he told me that I would have to be the one to kinda say when to stop and I said, “Oh, believe me, I’m an expert at that”
G: LOL
J: And then, he didn’t come to church this morning. He called me before I could get home and we talked for another 30 minutes. About real stuff, too. About my job, his job, Barak Obama, Hillary Clinton. You know, heavy stuff
J: I’m seriously freaking out here.
G: don’t freak out. It sounds GOOD
G: don’t think about the other stuff…just let it happen.
J: Oh, I know. I’m just afraid he told me everything he knew this weekend and he’ll never talk again!!!!
G: LMAO. That very well could be.
G: OMG, I am TIRED>
G: I think it was for not sleeping for nightsa and nights
J: are you feeling better?
G: yes…minus my leg foot & COLD SORE
G: but not great
J: LOL
G: Im still coughing my guts out
J: ugh. i’m sorry.
G: I’m gong to go to sleep. I’m soooo sleepy
J: okay.
G: Boy2 too…he keeps coughing
J: you guys need to be in an incubator or something
G: That’s how I feel
G: get a big cleaner and steam the whoole house
G: Okay, I’m going to go to sleep
G: I can’t keep my eyes open
J: okay, nite!
G: remind me to tell you what I bought–for the banquet
J: okay
G: Good night
J: nite

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J: please tell me you’re watching the Miss America pagent
G: No…How I Met Your Mother
G: Channel?
G: shoot, I have no clue where the remote is. Forget it
G: um… http://perezhilton.com/topics/daniel_radcliffe/harry_all_grown_up_20070129.php
G: what the hell? I didn’t even know I was disconnected. Then everything froze
J: well, I was disconnected, too. i was getting quite upset with Yahoo.
G: assholes
G: I had to reboot
J: so, back to my point. There are some fugly girls in this pagent.
G: well, if I come across the remote I’ll see
J: so did you take Boy2 to school?
G: yep
J: so far they’ve only picked pretty girls, btw
J: TX made it. So did OK.
G: I remembered that today was treasure box if he was there to get his sticker. That sold it
J: and some of these girls are wearing prom dresses from the 80’s.
J: tulle skirts and puffy bows & sequins
G: sweet
J: kinda looks like the one you wore with the textured panty hose you showed me the pic of
G: LOL
G: oh, speaking of panty hose
G: so we realize Thursday is the Chamber Banquet
J: and I swear some of these girls’ hair would not move if they were in a typhoon.
G: Vince needs new dress shoes and I complain I have nothing to wear
G: so we run to the mall
G: Of course I feel like shit and the mall is packed
G: Went into that store there on the right where Maurice’s was–or somewhere in that vicinity
G: it had some tunics with black pants and I liked the look of that so I settled on that look
G: but i wanted to find a cuter tunic.
G: Well we go down to Express and I see an outfit in front on the mannequin that I love
G: so I get it:
G: black silk tunic and snakeskin tights.
J: no you did not
G: YES! I was drunk on theraflu and my heels were bleeding! I lost my mind!!!!!!!
G: and this is for a CHAMBER BANQUET
J: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: i just snorted
G: I mean Michael Buble concert? super! Club? great. Chamber Banquet.
G: and my husband paid for it
J: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: I know, what the hell?
J: don’t take the tags off!
G: I won’t but it IS cute!!
J: I’m sure it is, but snakeskin tights?
J: or leggings, whatever
J: what color?
G: black & white
G: or greyish
G: I wanted to get another pair of tights but what goes with black? not black!
J: um, grey?
J: red?
J: white?
J: i’d go grey
G: well these are greyish
G: why does Boy2 smell like fried fish?
J: i don’t even want to know
G: I don’t either.
G: we had quesadillas
J: fish ones?
G: chicken
G: definitely chicken
J: Oh, i found a boat load of coupons in one of the magazines you gave me.
G: LOL.
G: that would be courtesy of my mother
G: what magazine was it? I thought I’d read all those.
G: Boy2 just walked in and put a DVD in!
G: I was watching The Class. It’s a rerun but I was watching it
J: One of the Entertainment ones
G: oh well..that’s weird.
J: i want to call Bob and make sure he’s not watching this and lusting after another woman.
G: LOL
G: I’m guessing he’s not
J: i’m guessing not either. he doesn’t even lust after me.
G: Vince was asking the latest……
G: with Bob
G: I was telling him
G: “So let me guess. And she likes her job now too.”
J: nope
G: Like you started your period and all was fine. LOL. Like it’s always that simple
G: http://jobs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=careers.search&keywords=&location=72632&special=&sb=&startIndex=10 There’s that link BTW, I looked it back up in the archivde
G: yay, it’s gonna snow!!! I can’t wait!!!!!!
J: Bob has asked me like 3 times how long I’m planning on being at the [job]. I want to tell him just to marry me so i don’t have to be there anymore.
J: i could be the assistant manager at Movie Gallery
G: I saw that
G: you could watch movies all day
J: that’d be awesome.
G: sure…if you focus on that.
J: focus? what does that mean?
G: well I mean not work somewhere else–focus on MK then I’m sure you can do that
G: And when is your period due MissSensitive? LOL
J: Oh, I know. I was being silly. I can’t focus on anything lately.
G: oh, I thought you were offended!
G: LOL
J: it must be due anytime now. I’ve been eating like a pig.
J: lol!
G: OMG! http://www2.kelloggs.com/Recipe/RecipeDetail.aspx?RID=686
G: oink!
J: MMMM!!!
G: Disney sells chocolate coated rice krispie treats like that…not the ubtter scotch in them. I buy dozens each time I’m there.
G: the bakery on main street…my favorite place
J: Debbie Allen is a judge on here. Her sleeves are larger than her head and her boobs are hanging down to her knees
G: Nice
J: I think Miss Utah must be a mormon. She wore a 1 piece bathing suit and her evening gown is totally covering her up. It’s very pretty, but she’s not showing of her assets like the other girs.
G: That’s like saying Miss Utah is a girl. Of course she’s a mormon!
J: found it! http://fayar.craigslist.org/etc/264505524.html
G: shoooot!
G: I didn’t click on that because I was trying to send invites to view my photos @ Walmart–copying all these addresses from my book
G: to share them
G: so it *starts* to send and then I accidentally click on something in my e-mail that changes the browser so I have no idea if it sent or not!
J: oops
G: there you go…have a baby for someone. You’ll love that.
G: oh, I got hit on today at Wal-Mart
G: some huge dork.
G: I passed him up by the makeup and he turned around and follwed me to the back of the store.
J: oh, man! i don’t ever get hit on!
J: you’re so lucky!
G: he says, “Why are all the good ones taken?” I’m thinking…dang too bad J isn’t single! LOL.
J: that’s right! I have a boyfriend!!!!!
G: I’m sure me and my cart full of puppy chow, cat chow, paper towels and pads must’ve been a turn on!
J: i have a boyfriend who doesn’t call me everyday, but hey, after all the talking he did this weekend, I’m totally okay with that for now!
G: OMG, I’m gonna beat Boy1
G: he won’t take the dog out
J: can i watch?
G: he’s scared of the dark
J: oh, puleeze
G: well if I go out I’ll cough my ass off…for the next hour….seriously
G: Vince’s in bed.
G: he’s sick
G: oh, he’s got my thing and he’s also got a parasite.
J: a parasite?
G: yes, he’s had diarrhea since our last night in Florida
J: gross
J: i just saw missy’s name on the credits on 24
G: sorry…boys to bed
J: missy’s on
G: Boy1 wants the light on so he can talk
G: watching
J: talk to who?
G: Boy2
J: HP was on that HBO show Extra’s last night. Bob taped it for me. That’s the sign of a good boyfriend. He taped a show with my inappropriate crush so i could watch it later.
G: nice
G: I can’t stop coughing
J: did you have to take Dog out?
G: no
G: but I had to yell so much to get him to I started coughing anyway
J: that sucks
J: oh, so did you see where george says that he is NOT dating pamela anderson?
G: Oh dang!
G: I just remembered I have a little treat in my purse. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups!!!!
G: but I just had coughdrops
J: shut up. that sounds so good.
G: Remember I was craving them the other night?
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G: You know what I did?
J: no telling
G: Fell asleep 5 minutes before Friday Night Lights was over!!!!!!!
J: you are kidding me
J: well, i have it on tape
G: YES!
G: Okay, phew
G: well, you can just tell me
J: that guy asked Lila to marry him
G: which guy??
J: the crippled guy
G: the new guy or the wheelchair guy?
G: okay
J: and she said yes
G: yay
G: and what about the preview for next week?
G: OMG, Boy2 is shaking the bed. I’m going to get motion sickness
G: Now he’s sloughing the dead skin off my feet. There’s something to be said about being sick. They’re being really good.
J: on the preview some of the cheerleaders kidnap the quarterback and he’s going to do something stupid… they showed him dancing around with no shirt on and drinking…. and coach’s daughter gets all mad at him
G: rut roh. Matt right? Darn you Matt!
G: One of the new Entertainment Weeklys has an article on FNL
G: I’ll get it to you–if I live through this
J: well now i really hope that you live
G: There’s one about American Idol too. I have several for you.
G: Vince just asked me if I got the mail today.
G: yes, I crawled up the road in my pajamas to the mailbox.
G: OMG, I love Scrubs. Even though it’s a rerun. I’m LMAO
J: you aren’t watching grey’s
G: no, I’ll watch it at 11 and fall asleep 1/2 way through it.
G: Okay, what does one wear to a Chamber Banquet?
J: um, well, when is it?
G: Feb 1.
J: well, the ones i’ve been to i wore either a dress or suit
J: do you know if it’s formal?
G: no
G: I doubt it around here
J: i’d wear my black turtleneck and a black skirt
J: and my boots
G: mmm, pizza
J: mmmm
G: Damn those Pizza Hut commercials
G: an hour ago I would’ve killed for a Peanut Butter cup
G: then I found some Reese’s Pieces….not NEARLY as good but obviously I’m over that craving and onto another
J: guess what i just found? Dog’s pig!
G: Oh, I meant to ask you if it was still there.
G: He usually takes it in his crate
J: oh, poor baby! i feel bad!
G: I know, hims misses Mr. Piggie!!!
G: LOL
G: So have you made plans with the boyfriend for tomorrow night?
J: yeah, why?
G: just wondering
G: still planning on “the talk”
J: yep
G: good.
G: Okay, I’m actually TIRED. As in I feel like I could actually sleep.
G: Despite laying in bed for the last 30 hours, I’ve barely slept a wink
J: well are you feeling any better?
G: If I’m alive tomorrow I’d like to get that tape from you and I’ll get you those magazines. I might even be alive enough for lunch? Unless you have other plans
G: occasionally. I’ll feel better a while and then really bad again
G: TTYL. Good night

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J: are you still alive??
G: Sorry, I am
J: did you get my email? I taped FNL
G: not yet. I had my sound off and didn’t hear you beep or the e-mail ding.
J: my grandpa is hallucinating. My grandma said he’s seeing little black boys in the corner
G: Well, if I don’t make it til 10, I could add that to my watch list.
G: Okay, I’m sorry…that’s horrible, yet funny
J: i know. i’m lol!
G: okay, phew
J: lol!
J: that’s why i told you
G: Good…I LMAO when my grandma broke her hip
G: wait…there’s more
G: that part wasn’t funny
J: lol
G: and when she came out of surgery she said she couldn’t play football anymore
J: LOL! like you said, that’s horrible, yet funny!
G: yeah
G: My dad always said some funny things too. Of course he’s funny anyway. But he kept talking about wanting to drink scotch (which he doesn’t drink) and smoke cigarettes (which he hasn’t done for years)
J: so, Bob called me just to say hi
G: oh really?
J: yep
G: I was wondering. I was telling Vince that you’d called him & he hadn’t called back
J: yes, and i told him that i appreciated him calling me even though he hates talking on the phone. i’m trying to reinforce good behaviors
G: perfect
G: men are like children and dogs
J: yep. i’m treating him like i did Dog
G: uh oh, I just stepped out into the living room. Apparently Dog tore the curtain by the door and I can see out and [UPS] didn’t come get those boxes
G: we’re watching Southpark again. How is this happening? Isn’t something better on?
J: Speaking of [UPS], he told me that Dog growled at the Village Gifts guy today
J: my bf #3 or 4 whatever the heck number he is sure is cute
G: yes he is
J: um, you may kill me but i accidentally taped over one hour of the four hours of AI that i taped for you… but it’s the first hour and you won’t miss anything.
G: okay, I forgive you
J: oh, so after i got back to the office today i apologized to [boss] for the way i reacted to him earlier in the day and he told me that he was sorry that they keep forgetting that i really do know what i’m talking about and [coworker] asked me to help her with the whole situation.
G: good
J: i got the second season of the office from my netfix today
J: man, i’m just all over the place tonight!
G: LOL
G: doesn’t effect (affect?) me…I’m all over too
J: do you think Posh Spice looks like an alien?
G: Yes!!!!!!!
J: sometimes i think she’s kinda pretty but for the most part she looks like she’s from venus
G: no, she’s freaky IMO. She looks plastic and robotic I’m sure if she was “natural” she’d be pretty
J: i think the only thing i like about her is her hair.
G: OMG, theraflu is gross but it works
J: blah
G: *gag*
G: I’m done though
G: You’re supposed to drink it all in 15 minutes
J: see, i can’t drink all of anything in 15 minutes
G: no I know
G: the first time it kinda tasted like cider
G: but this time it just tasted like hmmm. stomach acid? I dunno…gross. It was burning my throat
J: gross!
J: do you still feel like steamed vegetables?
G: no,
G: my fever broke after I took this stuff earlier
G: I finally found the thermometer
G: Boy1 couldn’t find it of course. It was right where I told him to look too. Imagine that
G: I got it up to 104.1 but I had to cough and I took it out
J: wow.
G: yeah, I knew it was bad. I could just tell
J: how is it now?
G: fine. I don’t think I have any fever
J: whoo hoo!
J: i love this show!
G: 99.0
J: well that’s barely even a temp
G: yeah, that’s not bad. I’m not dying now
J: i am so glad to hear that. i would be very sad without you. i’d have to move back to texas.
G: I know, that would suck for both of us!!!
J: well, and then i’d have to do all kinds of nice stuff for Vince by taking care of the boys and the dog and that would just not be good
G: LOL, good point
J: are you going to watch FNL or can i just go ahead and gasp?
G: I’m going to try and watch
J: well, double gasp at the preview for next week.
G: dang
J: you can just watch the tape if you can’t make it.
G: ok
J: there are still about 8000 or 9000 people still without power in Springfield
G: wow! Really? That’s crazy!!!!!
G: Okay, now I’m sweating under my neck
J: yeah. and it looks like there are still a few schools closed
J: under your neck?
G: yes.
G: well, under my chin
G: you know what I mean!
J: lol
J: man, i’ve got a headache. i think i’m going to go to bed.
G: Okay
G: good night
J: i hope you get to feeling better!
G: thank you. I’ll try not to die tonight
J: that’d be great!
G: “Don’t you go dyin’ on me now..” What’s that from?
J: um… oh, crap… um…
G: LOL
G: I’m making you think with a headache
J: i can’t think. i can almost hear it though
J: are you going to tell me or am i going to have to wish death upon you???
G: Dumb & Dumber
J: Yes.
G: Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
J: lol!
J: okay, well i’ll talk to you tomorrow! Nite
G: good night

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