J: what did paula do to her hair?
G: went to the groomer
J: only because you are one of my dearest friends can i tell you this, but my feet stink.
G: what cheap shoes did you wear today? It can’t be that they cost $12
G: LOL
G: well, my Secret Berry Platinum Clear deoderant didn’t work so hot today. I know it doesn’t work, I’ve been using Vince’s manly scented Degree. But today, the warmest day of the year, I decide to give that a 2nd chance
G: Settle this……
G: Dog unplugged my laptop. And the battery is almost dead so I had to get up and plug it back in. I said “Son of a Fuck”. The boys are upstairs with the door closed BTW. Vince acted shocked that I would use such language. I say calling Dog a Son of a Bitch is not an insult…he is one.
G: Lying beside you, here in the daarrrrk…feeling your heartbeat with miiiiineeee……….
J: LOL!!!
J: i think you’re right. S
J: SOB is not that much of an insult to a dog.
G: so once again, [cat] has been gone like 2 nights
G: little shit
J: ugh
J: do you think he’s found a new family and is just scared to tell you?
G: wait, he IS a SOB! that would be an insult to a cat I believe.
J: yes, that would be an insult to a cat
G: LOL…I don’t know what the hell he’s doing. I’ll call him tonight after Dog goes to bed
G: he knows…when Dog goes into the crate AT NIGHT ONLY, he comes right out
G: Boy2 is a little brown noser……
G: they get a sticker every day that they’re good–on green face
G: and sometimes if they do something extra special, they get an extra one
G: Boy2 has only lost his sticker ONCE all year! Today was the 100th day of school and he has 107 stickers.
G: Vince is ready for bed.
J: i’m sure Bob will be soon.
J: are the boys already in bed?
G: no
G: but they’re upstairs playing and then fighting
J: well, at least you can watch AI without the distractions
G: exactly
G: but Harry was on Ellen and they were loud for all that
G: oooh, I need to download this song
G: why would you pick this song?
J: OMG… where are these guys getting these songs???
J: LOL
G: that’s my simon smiley
J: that looks like him.
G: see–arms crossed even
J: So, I told you last night (i think) that i wanted to go to a concert on the 9th… i called Bob and told him. he said that we could go. he said, “it wouldn’t be my first choice of concert, but if you’re really into it I’ll take you”
G: and what’s with Ryan’s vest?
G: who is it?
J: a christian group- Mercy Me- they sing that I Can Only Imagine song
G: ah
J: the last concert Bob went to was Bob Dylan. Quite a difference, huh?
G: HC Jr. is touring starting this week but the closest place is St. Louis. If it were another time, I’d go and leave my kids at my friend but it’ s only 3/17
G: LOL..I’d say
J: Oh, man. Hey, we could take a road trip and leave Vince & the boys at home!
G: true
J: what are you giving up for lent?
G: we discussed this at dinner
G: I’m going to *try* to give up pop
G: but it really helps when I have my headaches!
J: well, I’ll “try” with you. I’d like to give them up as well. I think I told you that when I was at [old employment] we’d always give them up.
J: Can you put a disclaimer on your sacrifice? Like “I’ll only have ONE soda a day instead of 3 or 4?”
G: LOL
G: that might work
G: I’m going to try and just go with coffee so I don’t have complete caffeine withdrawl
G: did you get my e-mail from YouTube?
J: Well, I’m going to try really hard. It’ll help with my weightloss as well.
J: YES!
G: do you remember that?
J: I was watching it first thing this morning and people kept coming in and interrupting me!
G: darn them
J: I don’t remember that one, but I do remember him being on that show.
J: I loved that show. I wanted to have a store like they had.
G: Oh, I totally remember that one!
J: with cute pencils, erasers, candy, magazines, etc.
G: Me too–I didn’t remember that until I saw it….
G: maybe I had chosen my career earlier than I realized
J: LOL! There you go! that’s what I was going to say.
J: man, i’m hungry. i had taco bell for lunch so i shouldn’t eat anything, but… actually i think i have like 10 points left.
J: Okay, I have not heard one single guy that I would waste a text message on!
J: OH, so I saw a rumor today that George and Reese had dinner. If my George is going to be with anyone, I want it to be Reese.
G: sorry, I took my damn dog out to potty
G: I can’t imagine George & Reese
J: well, i can’t really imagine them either, but i like her and i like him.
J: obviously
G: I do too
J: This is in an article about HP’s new play: The new performance comes as Radcliffe says he hopes the boy wizard dies in the seventh and last book of the series.
G: turd
J: yup
G:
J: at least he can sing.
G: true
G: but zzzzzzz
J: i totally agree
J: man, i’m hungry. i want a sandwich but i have no condiment to put on it.
G: sucks to be you doesn’t it?
G: hoooot pocket?
J: don’t have any
G: ha, vote for Pedro.
J: ha
G: he can get the shirts and not even have to have them specially made
J: i’d like a big mac. thank goodness i don’t have any shoes or a bra on or i’d have to go get one!
G: LOL…yum
G: that’s the beauty of drive thru–no shoes (or pants or bras) required
J: well, i don’t care how good this medicine makes me feel. If I start gaining weight I’m gonna have to figure something else out!
G: oh, Rob Corddry! I loooove him!
J: who’s that?
G: he used to be a correspondent on Daily Show
G: his brother is on Studio 60–one that chopped the baby’s head off
J: Oh. I see!
J: does he sound like Sting to you?
G: yeah, I guess so
J: or Freddy Mercury?
G: no
J: Michael Buble
J: ?
G: NO!
J: so, the party i told you that Bob said WE’D go to?
J: Well, he’s not going now.
G: asshat!
J: yes. he’s going kayaking.
J: blake is my fav so far
G: I don’t know if I have a favorite
J: i was thinking the same thing about the “bore you” line
G: LOL
G: boooo
J: he has a nice voice
G: yeah but again, yawn
J: ugh. i need to do my taxes.
G: me too
J: maybe i’ll do that, um, sunday
J: the [job] is going to have to pay my taxes so i’m in no hurry.
J: so do you want to try that halter top thing that i got from F21?
J: not halter
J: the strapless thingie
J: did you just hear that???? McDonald’s commercial?
J: get your breakfast sandwich within 30 seconds at the pick up window or your next big mac is free.
J: our mcdonalds is going to be giving a lot of free big macs away
G: I’ll try it on and see
G: no, I missed that
G: maybe it was a local?
J: maybe so
G: even better
J: this is cute and looks like you http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2036076408&Page=1
G: It’s a *little* pink for me but I *could* wear it.
J: yeah, i think it’s the style more than the pattern would look really good on you.
G: okay, so I made a deal with Vince if I took the dog out, he would put the boys to bed
G: well, its 8:25 and they’re still awake
G: so I reminded him that
G: and he yelled from here “GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!”
G: Boy1 was teaching Boy2 how to do the armpit farts.
J: that’s funny! Boy2 will have something new for show & tell, huh?
G: yep.
J: I love your life!
G: I want this shirt. http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=tops&product%5Fid=2035530351&showBACK=OK it doesn’t look cute by itself but on the top page of dressy tops it is shown on a girl and looks cuter
J: yes, it is much cuter without the belt
J: have i told you that sometimes my toe still hurts?
G: no.
J: well, it does.
G: http://shop.meetmark.com/shop/product_list.asp?&level1_id=&level2_id=469&pdept_id=487&cat=C
G: it’s like Mary Kay but seemingly cooler
J: oh, yeah. that’s the hip Avon line.
J: Not that I HAVE to sell anything, but maybe I should sell Avon instead. I don’t know anyone who sells it.
G: well, there’s a thought
G: I’m not missing anything else good on TV am I?
J: i was thinking the same thing. i sure hope not
G: Miami Ink
G: but it will be on at 9
G: again
G: oooooh!
J: this may be the season that i stop watching this show.
G: no lie
G: so far I’m ready to flip
G: although last year was the first year I actually watched it all
J: okay, he got better on the chorus
J: remember last year we had already picked favorites by now
G: yeah, I do
G: OMG!!!! http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/anna-nicole-smith-was-high.html i saw the 1st video on something earlier but then the other video they added. I’m going to hell
G: I think I like Jack Osbourne the best
J: OMG. She was such a freak. God rest her soul.
G: no lie..that’s just scary…how did that get out? He had to have released it.
J: i’m sure he did. i think that guy is just looking out for #1
G: I need to get in the shower
G: I don’t want to
J: i need to shave my legs. i want to wear capri’s tomorrow
G: One year.
G: I made it one year and a couple weeks–of having Vince home in the evenings and not killing him
J: lol!
J: that’s quite an anniversary to celebrate especially considering that you only have one satellite receiver!!!
G: I know
G: I looked and looked and looked for something to watch. He was watching stuff on YouTube
G: so finally I found Friends, then hopped in the shower and hopped out and it was on still but then while I was moisturizing, he changed it.
J: i can’t wait to get married and fight over the tv!
G: you’ll love it
G: I think my wedding present will be Directv with 2 receivers.
J: i love presents!!!!
G: I thought of a good motivator to lose weight …my 15 year reunion is this eyar
G: year
J: wow. does it blow your mind that you’ve been out of school that long? this year is my 13th year. I can’t believe it.
G: no, not anymore
J: so i slept all night through last night!
G: yay!
J: so, on Oprah yesterday they (she & Collin Cowie) said that your bedroom should be your sanctuary. I think I need to redecorate.
G: okay, didn’t you just get new bedding? and a new lamp?
J: yeah, i did.
J: and i love my new lamp!
J: hey, what year was emily born? i’m trying to remember how many years i’ve lived here. i think it’s 4.
G: she’ll be 4 in June
J: that’s what i though.
J: does FNL’s come on at 7 or 8?
G: i’ll look
J: i think it’s 7 ’cause AI has been coming on at 8
G: yes
G: but AI is 7-9 again
J: i’ll tape that upstairs
G: I’m hungry
J: i think one of us says that every night
G: I should go blow dry
G: and eat a donut?
G: LOL
G: brb
J: my mom just made me promise not to shave my head
G: LOL!
J: well, i’m going to sleep. i have to get up early tomorrow and shave my legs. that may take a while.
G: okay. good night
J: nite!
Popularity: 2% [?]
All that is interesting on the internet, but not *quite* fascinating.