Not Quite Fascinating

J: well, how’s the hair?

G: better!

J: good!

G: still a bit lighter than I’d want but much, much better than it was. Definitely livable and able to go out in public with it!

J: glad to hear it. what did [hair stylist] say about it?

G: Oh, she and this girl thought it was awful! LOL. .and that was with my glaze on so they couldn’t see the color

G: the other girl (I’m pretty sure it was Tina Yothers from Family Ties!) had that color hair–I was telling them it was that light and they freaked. LOL. They said “She was supposed to touch up your roots? Cuz I still see them!”

G: So what did you do with your mom today?

J: we went to [nearby city], ate at pf changs, got, oh, five pair of shoes

J: but, when we got home i found 15 pair in my closet to get rid of.

G: LOL

J: i’m pooped. i called Bob and he was like, “you sound really tired. you need to go to bed” ’cause he knows how cranky i get when i’m tired.

G: LOL…and you were being a bitch? Is that what you’re saying?

J: no. not at all. he just knew that it could be coming.

J: okay, i’m not going to gross you out or anything, but my toe just ain’t right.

G: I’m over your toe…I saw a tube pulled out of someone’s gut today. LOL. Just send me to medical school.

G: just keep the polish on it

G: gosh, earlier the guys were all still starving after dinner

G: so Vince went to McDs

G: and I was chatting with C and I’d had a glass too many of “Pizza Wine”

G: and I had Vince get me a sundae from McDs and I’ve wanted to hurl ever since. It’s been like 2 hours

J: we got one of those cinnamon things and it was really good. we’ll have to get one for desert one day next week

G: ooh! I forgot all about that. I’d rather be sick on that

G: Maybe I’ll be brave and get one for breakfast before soccer

G: oh, so my phone is totally screwing up

G: I mean does call failed

G: and like today Vince called and it worked fine and I went to call him back and there was NO signal and I was standing in the same spot

G: and then I was at [grocery store] and I called [friend] and it was dialing random numbers while we were talking

G: so I told her I’d call her back and hung up and I’m looking at it and the screen is showing up 34344444433344444####34344443333

G: crazy stuff

G: so I go to Cingular’s site and am reading stuff…says they can replace it if it less than a year old

G: and to get a new phone before September would be a HUGE screw….I mean like $179 for the same phone!!!

G: $450 for a Blackjack!!!!!!!!!!!!

G: so then I go to Motorola’s site and it says it is under warranty until 4/5/07!!!!!

G: but i have to mail it to them! And be PHONE-LESS!!!

J: oh, no! how could you be phoneless??? but if it’s under warranty that’s awesome.

G: I guess as long as I get it to them by Thursday

G: still…really, what will I do without a phone? how did they survive in the old days?

J: who knows?!

J: so, don’t tell anyone, but i found the cutest wedding book today and it was only $5 so my mom bought it for me.

J: now i’m pretty certain Bob will break up with me.

J: I can’t wait for June 8th!!!

J: Oceans 13

G: I saw a thing in People Mag today

G: with a hawt pic of George

G: LOL…Tenacious D has a song about Sasquatch. It’s hilarious http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sasquatch-lyrics-Tenacious-

G: I may have to make that your ring tone

G: to go along with the sasqatch footprint photo that comes up when you call

J: awesome! i want to have that song myself.

J: Bob told me that i was going to have to help him dress up his myspace page.

G: good plan

G: [hair stylist] & I were talking about [friend’s] pic (she took it down BTW!)

G: and I was saying something about Bob’s…I guess she asked if I was on there a lot and I told her the only reason I went yesterday was to see Bob’s page…she got all excited she wanted to see it. I told her not to get too excited!

J: yeah, he’s going to change that because one of his friends nearly didn’t accept him because they didn’t know who he was!

G: although maybe it would’ve been funnier if I sent her the link and she saw that picture! LOL

J: all his friends’ pages are private. How am i supposed to snoop around and find out stuff about people???

G:  get a fake ID with a girl with big boobies and try to be their friends

J: he put a song and a video on his page. but he can’t figure out how to set up a background?

J: okay. he has started a war. the video on his page is game highlights of the [his college] v. [my college] where [his college] is kicking our ass.

J: i think it’s time for a comment.

G: LOL

G: No lie…let’s see…how can we make fun of [his state]?

J: [friend] said their motto should be, “You think you’re in hell, but you’re just in [his state].”

G: great!! I didn’t even complete the Motorola thing when I saw I had to send it in…. I just got this! Dear: G We’ve received your repair information and notification that you will be sending your phone to our service center for repair. Your repair confirmation number is ccxxxxxxx. Please retain this number as well as your product information for future reference if you should need to contact us about your repair.

J: oh, nice. now you gotta do it.

J: i need to find a [my mascot] thing to post in my comment.

G: http://www.sheilarene.org/archives/logo.jpg

J: well that didn’t take long! i barley had it put in my search bar!

G: LOL

G: not sure why I’m helping with [your state]

J: okay, stupid question. now how do i put it in the comment?

G: I guess I can just put [my college]

G: um, hang on….I’ll upload it to my photobucket

G: which one do you want?

J: the college football one.

J: the mag cover

J: so i just copy & paste that into the message space?

G: yeppers

J: k

J: LOL! I love my new ringtone!!!

J: OMG. I am so tired. I’m going to bed.

G: yep, me too

G: soccer tomorrow. yawn

J: fun.

J: we’re going to the [hick town] for a little while. Bob’s coming, so we won’t be there too long.

J: but that’s okay. i don’t need anything.

G:  have fun

J: yeah, you, too. talk to you tomorrow. Nite!

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J: the Friend’s is on where Ross has the leather pants.
G: ooh, good one
G: but The Office is on ALLLLL night
J: yeah, i’m flipping back and forth
G: so Boy2 is invited to [boy whose mom I don’t like] birthday party
J: oh, how exciting!
G: yeah, too bad [brother] will be here and we just can’t make it
J: oh, how sad.
G: [friend] is mad that you didn’t take a picture of my hair today.
G: She wants to make fun of me and is disappointed only you got to see it. LOL.
J: oh, man! i didn’t even think about it! you could send me her email and I could do my best to describe it to her
G: LOL
J: so, how does it look now?
G: she said blond bimbo, I said Playboy Playmate…so I think she had it pictured
G: better…but not good.
J: well, [hair stylist] will make it all better tomorrow
G: speaking of Playmates…look http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=
J: Oh, my. That’s not the page she asked me to be her friend with.
G: LOL! I know, huh?
G: I was looking for something in my friends today and WOWZA
G: or wah wah wee wah as Borat would say.
J: yeah, well here’s my dear, sweet boyfriend’s page G: wow, he worked hard on that
G: impressive
G: almost as hard as Vince’s worked
J:
G: he at least put music
G: think he’ll be my friend? I can see how long it takes for me to offend him with photos
J: sure he’ll be your friend. he thinks you’re pretty, so…
G: Okay, I’ll invite him
G: or ask him or whatever it is
G: request?
J: request
G: I don’t know the lingo.
G: and I’m going to tell him that I believe you should be #1 on his list.
J: i think you should
J: but does that mean i have to make him #1 on mine?
G: no, you can’t do that. LOL
J: thank you.
G: wait until you’re married, then he can come before me.
J: maybe i’ll convince him to put a nice, real picture on there. i’ll try to take one this weekend.
G: OMG!!!!!!!!!
G: MY CHILDREN ARE STILL UP
G: AND JUST BOTH CAME DOWNSTIARS
G: WTF?
G: YOU WANT MY HEAD TO ESSSPLODE?
G: shit, I made Boy2 cry
J: LOL!
J: mean, mama
G: okay, it’s okay
G: sheesh
G: he’s tired so that didn’t help
G: he was coming down to have me help him tie his shoe–it’s the ONLY thing he can’t do…as far as what they’re supposed to do and know for 1st grade
G: but sheesh, go to SLEEP
G: because in the morning he’ll tell me I’m mean because I’m waking him up so early
J: well, you’re just mean any way you look at it
G: yep
J: mmm… i just found a recipe for fried pickles
G: mmmm
G: did I tell you my smart puppy can play basketball?
J: you should take him on that show with Mario Lopez on Animal Planet. Skipboot has nothing on him!
G: I know. *yawn* He’s way better
G: oh yeah, and I took him to WM with me b/c I felt bad he’d been in his crate all morning and he loves to ride.
G: so we get home and we always roll the window all the way down on our road so he can stick his head way out (which like that e-mail joke thing baffles me because he hides under the seats when we turn the heat/ac all the way up)…..
G: so I did and I DID hold on to his leash smartly and when we hit the gravel he jumped out the window!
J: OMG!
J: how did he keep from hanging himself?
G: I know! He’s a dipshit
G: I guess b/c I slammed on the brakes and the leash is long and my arm is long and I reached out the window
J: what an idiot!
G: wait! only I can say how stupid my children are!!!
J: so, i’ve had like 3 people tell me that i’m losing weight and working out because i’m getting ready to wear a wedding dress.
G: LOL
J: that is the furthest thing from my mind.
J: i’m doing it so that if he dumps me i won’t have to work so hard to get another one!
J: or if I dump him
G: LOL
G: http://www.stuffonmymutt.com/
J: you should send Dog’s halloween pic in
G: yeah but that’s been done
J: yeah, well, it’s not as cute as Dog.
G: did you watch FNL yet?
J: no, i was going to watch it at 9 but i’m watching October Road
J: is it good?
G: so far
G: I saw about 1/2 last night and fell asleep
G: That was good.
J: man, i walked 2 miles tonight. and i even ran a little bit. what in the world is wrong with me????
G: LOL..nothing!
J: it is weird how it just makes you feel better about yourself. i know that i’m not necessarily any smaller, but it makes me feel like it.
J: i think my mom may be here…
J: hmmm… no doorbell yet…
J: there it is!
G:
J: my mom made K carry everything in!
G: LOL…isn’t that why she brought her?
J: i guess so!
J: so you’re now Bob’s friend and i’m still #2.
G: did he take Tom down?
J: the guy in the first place is the one getting married.
J: yeah, he did.
G: I figured…the [over seas place] gave it away.
J: i think i’m going to leave him a comment. his page looks really sad.
G: I was looking through my funny ones
G: oh, I have one you can leave him!!!
J: okay!
G: hang on, let me find it
J: okay. hands down that is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever shared with me!
G:
G: I’m pretty sure it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve seen
J: you are not my friend.
J: you are not helping me at all.
G: I triple dog dare you to post one of them
J: i’d like to keep him long enough to, well, you know with him.
G: LOL…that’s the test. If you can tell him you love him with a piece of shit and he stays, he’s a keeper
J: i don’t think i want to say it for the first time with a piece of shit.
G: something you can tell your grandkids about
J: by the time we finally have kids we’re going to be so old we may not live long enough to have grandkids.
G: LOL
J: you should send him a crude one. if i could find a good one i would.
G: Oh, I have plenty
J: okay, the cat one would be great for him. don’t ask me how i know, but…
G: you won’t get that one but it’s one of my faves
J: if the cat one didn’t have the “f” word on it I’d tell him that’s the kind of cat i’m going to get.
G: LOL
G: I’ve seen it without
G: it actually looks exactly like Fat Cat that I had
J: i gave my mom the remote. we’re watching a pot on QVC.
G: kewl! LOL
G: no….I didn’t figure. Makes me giggle though
J: yeah, me too.
J: this one is cute http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/funny-images/funny358.htm
G: yeah, I guess…if you don’t want poop involved
J: ha ha
G: this is one of my favorite cartoons ever http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/funny-images/funny469.htm
J: man, my tubes must be getting clogged… my dinosaur is moving slow
G: crank it up
J: http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/funny-images/funny002.htm
G: yeeowch
J: i thought you’d enjoy that.
G: okay, I’m ready for sleep I think
J: yeah, i’m not too far behind you.
J: i’m only working until noon tomorrow! yippee for me.
G: yay…have fun with yo mama!
J: then we’re going to [nearby town]. i’m going to try and get my mom to buy me PF Changs.
G: LOL. yum. eat some for me
J: will do. have a good day tomorrow. Oh, and good luck with the hair!
G: thanks! Good night
J: nite!

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G: okay, Lost is SO weird.
G: Vince’s not here. He ended up staying at my dad’s. He called me at 6pm and asked where his car keys were.
J: is he spending the night?
G: I guess
G: I told him he could just stay until he goes to bed. I don’t know.
G: I’d say since he’s not here he’s not coming home
G: I’m so pissed at my brother.
J: why?
G: of course he’s going to take care of things the 36 hours he’s here so it’s all fine.
J: what does he think he’s going to take care of?
G: yeah, exactly
G: everything you know…and that’s his share
J: why do we have such useless brothers?
G: no clue
G: Vince was really mad
G: I didn’t get to see FNL
G: I put it on and then all this was going down……
G: and then the boys put in a movie
G: and I didn’t have the fight in me
G: and then I saw the last 2 minutes
G: which made me curious.
J: it’ll be online tomorrow
G: I’ll try to watch at 10
G: wonder if the salon has Wifi? I could watch while I’m getting my hair done!
J: surely they do!
J: so, wanna hear my sappy Bob story?
G: OMG! They’re burying these people alive.
G: yes, go ahead
J: want me to wait till Lost is over?
G: no, go ahead
J:
J: hang on
G: awww!!! Dog has new 1/2 siblings: http://fayesbordercollies.com/chexbug1d.jpg
G: they’re not even cute yet
J: awww! I want one!
G: no you don’t! not one of those!!!
G: wish she was closer. we’d go visit
G: nothing better than a slew of puppies all over you
J: hey! who was voted off idol?
G: you want to know?
J: yes. i forgot to record it
G: guess…start guessing. LOL
J: i’m guessing not Sanjaya
G: correct…not Sanjaya
J: crap
J: and not haley?
G: I’m making you guess b/c I don’t know his name. LOL
G: no
J: was it that chris guy? the justin timberlake guy?
G: okay, I was right
G: no, the other chris…
J: the one with the hair?
G: that looks like Jack Osborurn
G: yes
J: wow
G: he sucked though last night
J: yeah, he did
G: him Hayley and Phil were the bottom 3!! Sanjaya not even in the bottom THREE!
J: i’m still sad to see him go, though. he’s a music minister.
G: oh is he? well I guess you should’ve called
J: yep. he is and so is Phil.
G: aI didn’t watch it
G: I just flipped over and they showed the bottom 3
G: and then I flipped again and he was singing (and still sucking)
J: Sanjaya is killing me!
G: I was in the bathroom picking at my blackheads…LOL…and Crossing Jordan had come on after FNL
J: gross!
G: and I was just listening to it and I got into it
J: Crossing Jordan?
G: so I ended up watching the whole thing
G: yes
J: i used to love that show. i haven’t seen it in a while, though.
G: I’ve never seen it before
G: I don’t like shows with any dead people
G: ER only because it started before I had kids
J: oh, i see…
G: and it was disturbing enough. Probably not the creepiest show they’ve done. but a baby was involved. did me in. I had to try not to cry at the end.
G: so while it was good, can’t say I’ll be watching it again.
J: i like this dress http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2037024558&Page=1#
G: i saw that earlier. I like the blue
J: yeah, me too
G: oh! my Mother-in-law bought me 2 shirts at the gap!
J: really?
G: one is a short sleeved tunic…tan & white striped. it’s cute. I don’t LOVE it but I’ll wear it
G: and the other one is heather grey & navy v-necked stripe. It will go with sweats
J: well what got into her?
G:
G: and she bought Vince to XXL or XXXL Nautica t-shirts
G: but then she bought my shirts in SMALL
J: when was the last time she saw Vince?
G: No shit! I know
G: and when I WAS small she would by me XL
J: lol
J: please don’t let Vince wear those shirts!
G: I think these will fit, no problem, but you know, I’d rather they be bigger
G: I know, I won’t
G: he does need some shirts badly
G: and pants
G: he won’t let me shop for him until we hear how much we have to pay on our taxes.
G: he wore long sleeves today. dork
J: ugh. i need to take my stuff to the CPA tomorrow. i’m assuming we’ll have lunch, so don’t let me forget.
G: I have my hair thing. I have no idea what time I’ll be done.
J: oh, yeah. i forgot. what time is it?
G: I think not til noon
G: 9:30 and she said something about mine usually take 2.5 hours
J: well, pooey on you.
G: I know.
G: unless you can wait!
J: i might can. i’ll see what [boss] is doing and maybe i can go a little later. call me when you’re done and we’ll see where i am.
G: ok
J: so, i’m thinking Bob’s commitment issues may be over…
G: okay…good!
J: tonight he agreed with me that we’re in a pretty serious relationship, that he really liked me, that he plans on sticking around and that he sees some sort of future for us. hmm…
G: yay.
J: of course, all of this was after we had the s-e-x talk…
J: no, actually it wasn’t
J: i made sure of those things before we even discussed having s-e-x
G: good for you
J: i need to go shave my legs. i got a new jean skirt on saturday and it’s really cute. i’d like to wear it tomorrow but not with these legs!
G: LMAO, the Sanjaya fans are called Fanjayas
J: i heard that.
G: okay, you shave.
G: I’m tired.
J: i also saw someone call his hair a “ponyhawk” instead of a “fauxhawk”
G: I saw that too
J: i’m tired, too. i’m afraid i’ll fall asleep in the tub if i take a bath tonight.
J: but i may have to take that chance.
G: LOL
J: you go to sleep and i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: okay, i’m gonna go. Nite!
G: okay, good night

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J: my bedroom window broke and won’t close all the way.
G: uh oh
G: I hope Sasquatch doesn’t get in that way
G: or it doesn’t get cold again real soon
J: i know. right now it’s so hot up here i could care less.
G: In the last hour I’ve seen the first 7 Minutes of “Kicking & Screaming”
G: the last minute and 37 seconds of “Walk the Line”
G: a show on ESPNsomething about the WFL
J: and you wonder why i love being single?
J: did you get to go to F21?
G: yes!
J: find anything? i saw some cute stuff but nothing i was crazy about. but I did find 2 skirts, a shirt & a dress at Ann Taylor. all on clearance, btw!
G: yes, they had the green striped shirt and I got another sheer black shirt that was cute
G: and $3 left on a gift card
J: you shoulda bought some new sunglasses!
G: oh yeah! that too
G: I got a pair of brown ones
G: and then $3 left over
J: don’t spend it all at one time
G: no I know. I tried to find a headband but I have 2 I haven’t even worn yet
J: so, guess who i spent the whole afternoon with.
G: today?
J: yep
G: Not Bob?
J: that’d be Bob.
J: it’s a Sunday, you know.
G: oh, is Sunday an off day? I didn’t know that
G: I thought he came to church
J: well, we usually have lunch after church and then go our separate ways.
G: ah
J: i’m watching What Women Want and sometimes I swear Bob has this ability and it’s starting to freak me out.
G: LOL
J: i heard your bf on the radio earlier and had to smile.
G: Vince heard him in Dollar General
G: while two Meth-heads were fighting in an aisle
J: i knew i shoulda gone to DG today!
G: oh shoot, that reminds me
G: I need to go rinse the Drano out of the drain
G: that’s what he went to get.
G: His drain was clogged and then I dumped water from the Rug Doctor in there
G: he told Boy2 I shaved my armpits in there.
J: ha ha. he’s so funny.
J: Hey, do you still have that cord that you tried to use to transfer all your data from your old computer to your new one?
G: sorry…I wandered off and got in the shower
G: vaguely
G: oh I thought you asked do I remember
G: Um…hmmm
G: what was it
J:
J: do you think i could just hook up a USB cable to both computers and move all my docs from the old machine to my new one?
G: I doubt it.
G: you’d have to have some software or something
J: well, my new computer has this software but and i was on disc 8 on Friday when my old computer shut itself off and now i have to start all over again. i don’t understand why it is taking so many discs to copy my documents.
J: good grief. they even show commercials on FNL online.
G: that bites
J: so, i’m thinking my toenail is going to fall off.
G: just in time for sandal season
J: exactly. but i think there’s another one growing under it.
G: there’s not a smiley for the cringing face I’m making
J: yeah, but when i showed Bob last night he made that same face so i know what you’re doing
G: <---these teeth
G: <--- but these eyes
J: lol!
G: I’m still cringing. Please don’t ever tell me about your toenail again. *shudder*
G: but you can tell Vince
G: he doesn’t like to see a broken fingernail
G: even though it doesn’t hurt
J: if i can’t tell you, who can i tell???
G: so you need to show him.
G: LOL. Bob. I’m handing that one over to Bob. LOL
J: Oh, it doesn’t look gross. it looks just the same.
J: it just kinda feels loose. kinda like a loose tooth.
J:
G: I know but show him and then tell him…yeah, all that. shutttttttttttttttupppppppp
J: LOL
J: okay. i won’t say anything else
G: it’s almost worse when it’s on someone else, KWIM?
G:
G: man, my sciatic nerve just started HURTING
J: ouch
J: can you take anything for that?
G: advil?
G: Vince says it is from riding on the ATV today
J: advil works for all aches and pains.
J: well that could very well be
G: I was thinking from bending over rugdoctoring the stairs
J: maybe it’s a combination of the two!
G: most likely
G: Sunday Night–Bridezillas is on!!
J: oh, man. you’re so lucky!
G: OMG, the bride is telling the bridesmaid to lose 5 pounds
G: “no carbs, no bread, no snacks, no sugar. I’m going to weigh you on Thursday.”
G: and the bride ain’t that skinny
J: you’re kidding me! i won’t be telling my bridesmaids that. i love all my friends just the way they are.
G: LOL. I wish I could have one of these bitches telling me to do something. I’d have a hair-pulling smackdown I’m afraid! LOL
G: OMG, this girl’s FIL tried to sit by her at the rehearsal dinner “I just want to sit by myself.”
J: i give you permission to bitch slap me if i start acting like a bridezilla.
G: LOL…you KNOW I will
J: not that you would need my permission or anything…
G: LOL..exactly
G: OMG…one just said something like, “….she can stick her flowers up her fat ass.” And I’m *pretty sure* she was talking about her MOTHER
J: LOL! I have to get satellite!
G: she’s chewing out the crew because she doesn’t want to wear a mic.
G: Okay, it was the flower lady who is late…not her mother. whew
G: Vince is LOLing
J: lol! i think it’s a good thing that my mom lives two states away as far as the wedding planning goes.
G: sweet http://fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=2664&cat=309
G: she keeps saying the flower lady can stick her flowers up her ass
J: well that would be fun for all
J: you could be the iPod karaoke lady!
G: and she’ll only be okay if she’s dead somewhere
J: that’s a bit harsh for a flower lady!
G: man, do I ever feel sorry for this chick’s new husband
G: LOL…bridezilla update
G: the florist never returned calls but we’re told when the bride confronted her, the police were called
G: and she may file a restraining order.
J: wow. she’s the worst bridezilla i think i’ve heard of!
J: so, Bob asked me tonight what i thought about moving to europe.
G: um, okay
J: yeah.
J: i told him that i’m pretty sure they don’t need social workers over there so i’d have to find a new profession.
J: and i’d have to get all new curling irons and stuff like that…
G: what a pain
J: yeah. i’m wondering if i’ll need an adapter in [overseas]. guess i better find out before i leave. gosh. i only have, what? nine months. gotta get right on that.
G: LOL
J: have you ever been camping?
G: yep
J: am i going to hate it?
G: most likely, you will loathe it
J: yeah, that’s what i thought.
G: I’m going to blow dry…and giggle at the thought of you camping
J: thanks.
G: I forgot to turn my flatirion on now I have to wait for that.
J: oh, well too bad for you. that’s what you get for laughing at me.
G: LOL
G: that’s okay…it’s funny
G: be glad Vince is asleep
J:
G: I mean I could be outside all day long from dawn til dusk but even I would rather have my bed and my shower and my flat iron.
G: We do need to take the boys camping though
G: Me & Dog will sleep in the suburban
J: my idea of camping is Motel 6.
G: we you’ve got that down now
J: yeah
J: i think i’m going to sleep. are you going to open tomorrow?
G: I’m not sure
G: I need to go to Wal-Mart
G: probably later….
G: we can do lunch.
J: okay. email me tomorrow and let me know. oh, there’s a banner for scoop away kitty litter. i want a kitty!
G: okay
G: awwww
G: let’s go get one!
J: i’m awfully tempted! Bob said as long as it’s a nice one i should go get one.
G: LOL…okay
G: well if you won’t listen to me, Listen to Bob
J: why would i want to start listening to him?
G: I’m going to finish flatironing. good night!
G: LOL
J: nite!

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G: Where are YOU? SANJAYA!! WTF?
G: wait…that was from earlier…did that just pop up?
J: well, you sent me an offline message and i IM you ’cause you were online, then you went offline.
G: did you get that earlier?
G: I sent that earlier, then left right away, I just got online to see if you were here
G: and then I’ve been upstairs since then
G: and challenging Boy2 to BINGO. I am the Bingo queen BTW
J: my computer finally came up after he was finished singing. i had to go to WM.
J: does Boy2 admit you are the Bingo queen?
G: yep
G: Boy2 wants to vote for Justin Timberlake
J: lol
J: man, i am so tired!
G: I’ve showered and all that junk
G: I’m on the phone with my brother. sort of.
G:
J: lol!
G: he called AS I was getting in the shower. So Vince answered it
G: they talked 20 minutes.
G: I went down and did some stuff and they were still talking & talking and I waited and waited. And as soon as I got to the top stair Vince says, “You want to talk to your sister?”
G: And then when I scowled he was like, “What??” dumbass
G: so we kind of talked but everything I was going to tell him, Vince already did
G: LMAO…Vince just said, “I’m still trying to figure out why your brother called.” UM, YEAH, me too
J: maybe he was lonely
G: my head is pounding
G: I think I’m finally really, truly going to start my period and this is my headache
J: i just finished mine, thank God
G: is it supposed to be this horribly humid tomorrow?? I can’t decide whether to blow out or dry and straighten
J: i don’t know. i just wish the humidity would go away.
G: It’s only just beguunnnnnn….
G: 70% tomorrow!
G: I need this http://www.yankeetraderfolkart.com/beware.jpg
J: oh, i finally saw the mail order bride
G: oh! really?
J: yeah. she doesn’t look like a princess to me.
J: that sign is cute
G: oh, she was supposed to be a princess?
J: yeah. he said she was a princess or something.
G: good grief.
G: this mom I know posted pics of her daughter’s dance
G: they look like hookers
G: I think she’s like 9
J: oh, i know. it’s crazy the stuff they put those little girls in.
G: forget the makeup……
G: and okay, the outfits are small
G: some of the moves!
J: yeah. bumping and grinding and stuff like that.
J: i think i’m going to have to go to sleep. i cannot keep my eyes open!
J: i will talk to you tomorrow. OH! you’re bringing your dad home tomorrow!
J: then in that case i’ll talk to you after church. after i talk to my boyfriend, of course
J: nite!

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J: I HATE WORKING OUT. but I always feel so much better about myself after I do. hmm… imagine that.
G: Yep, Image that.
J: so did you tell Vince about Boy2’s um, school thing?
G: oh yeah, I called him 1st
G: I’m teaching Dog not to bark at “kitty”
G: I started with treats but now we’ve got the shock collar on
J: lol! you are the den master, remember (isn’t that what you’re called?)
G: I’m the Alpha bitch. LOL
G: the pack leader is what you’re thinking though. LOL
J: LOL!
J: pack leader. there you go.
J: i knew it was one of those boy/cub scout things.
G: yep
J: Oh, I hate Windows Vista, btw. You have to click on a stupid “continue” button every time you try to open something new. it’s retarded. i’ve got to try and figure out how to change it.
G: yuk
J: and when you do ctrl alt delete it gives you all these options like shut down computer, blah, blah and you have to pick the task manager to shut anything down. it’s retarded.
G: oh, so [friend] is doing Arbonne now. Just so she can get it at cost
G: so if you ever want anything Arbonne, let me know.
J: you better not cheat on me.
J:
G: and I’m going to push Mary Kay on her
G: LOL
J: lol!
J: i’ve heard that Arbonne is really good. [bosses wife] “sells” it, too just so she can get her stuff at cost.
G: My friend has a friend that sells it and she loves it
J: for the most part I like my Mary Kay stuff. some of the eyeshadows turn a little reddish on me, but the other stuff is good.
J: and i have to really start liking it so it’ll pay my way to [overseas]!
G: no lie
J: mmmm…. kit kat blizzard at dairy queen
G: mmmmmmmmmm
G: I can’t wait til the boys go to bed so I can have a Reese’s
J: mmm… i just had two oreos.
J: i have three more. trying not to eat them, though. i’m practicing my will power. they are sitting 2 feet away from me.
G: OMG……I hate homework
G: and Vince’s on his laptop yelling over the top telling Boy1 to do something that isn’t possible
G: he’s doing a worksheet
G: and Vince thinks he’s doing it on regular paper…
G: I’m going to run away soon
J: well, i’m trying to update my iPod if it makes you feel any better…
G: LOL
G: okay
J: okay. i have the carrie underwood CD on here. for some reason, the songs are all on here three times. all three checked. i try to uncheck one of them and all three uncheck.
J: wonder what i hate more. Vista or iTunes.
G: you’re screwed
G: Boy2 wants a flute.
J: oh, really? that’s interesting.
G: yep
G: no idea why
G: or where it came from
J: i was fixing to ask…
G: he doesn’t strike me as a flute kinda guy
G: since he’s listening to punk right now
J: hey, maybe he could be the first one.
G: Do you know that song, “Haven’t you ever heard of…..”
J: um, i don’t know…not that i can think of.
G: Boy1 is having me look for a song. LOL
G: that’s all he knows
J: well, i can’t think of anything.
G: have you heard that Paolo Nutini song?
G: New Shoes
J: don’t think so
G: Okay, Boy1’s problem solved.
G: his song was that Panic at the Disco
G: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
J: how does he know that song?
G: radio
J: i need to start listening to the radio
G: anyway the Paolo Nutini…I wonder if he’s gay. the lyrics are something like “Hey, I put some new shoes on, And suddenly everything is right”
J: um, chances are yes
G: SORRY
G: oh, sorry again
G: bedtime, laundry, etc
G: Boy2 needs some ice for his forehead (and no I’m not getting him any)
J: what’s wrong with his forehead?
G: it’s hot
J: lol
G: Boy1 is listening to my old ipod and I can hear him singing all the way in here
G: I could ehar him singing all the way in the bathroom earlier
J: sing it loud, sing it proud!
G: loud proud and wrong
J:
G: oh, so [hair stylist] decided today that she’s not going to come over here to [spa] anymore
J: is she coming tomorrow?
G: no
J: well, that’s nice.
G: I know, it is dontcha think?
G: so I’m going to this other girl Thursday
J: i know that sucks. when you’re ready to get your hair done having to wait two more days makes it almost unbearable.
G: yes, exactly
G: I might have to have 2 pony-tail days
J: nothing wrong with that.
G: sorry I had to go yell at Boy1. He’s still singing loudly
G: and Boy2 was asleep!
J: i just talked to my dad. for 39 seconds.
G: wow, chatterbox tonight?
J: yeah, but Bob talked for 13 minutes, so things are looking up there.
G: wow
J: so how can there be no one in that whole place that knows how to take a feeding tube out and why wouldn’t they schedule for someone to be there having known he was going to be going home for two weeks?
G: I know. I KNOW
G: and then I’ll call Dr. office to see if he can possibly do it
G: but it sounds like if some doctor can’t just come in there and do it quickly that it’s more of a proceedure?
G: although he *can* do a vasectomy in his office…so maybe it’s possible
G: I need to talk to his nurse anyway
J: well, i don’t know. maybe they have to do something to “stop up” the hole?
G: yeah, I’d imagine
G: maybe I can google how and do it myself
J: i’m sure you could find it, but it you need a nurse, don’t call me
G: maybe I can’t
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J: hmmm, yeah, sounds like you should leave this one to the professionals.
G: okay….we need to try this with Dog:
J: totally. might need a little bigger balloon, but it’d be great to see!
G: yeah, I think so
G: OMG, so NOW I am painting my toenails
G: RED
G: and Vince comes and runs into the bed
G: right as I’m painting
G: are you watching The Hills? I told Vince you’re not but he thinks we’re watching this together
J: no, i’m watching the riches
G: okay, well he doesn’t believe me.
G: not that I care
G: I’m still mad about the nail polis
G: h
J: as well you should be!
G: wah! Hold Everything (storage catalog/store/site) is closed!!
J: i’m sorry
G: Well now I need to find something similar somewhere but preferably cheaper
J: my computer doesn’t believe in daylight savings time.
G: that’s stupid
G: Man, I’m really tired
G: I’m gonna hit the hay
J: me, too.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. gonna be open?
G: yep, I guess so! I’ll be there
G: Good night
J: nite

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J: okay, i’m sure you’re tired of hearing this, but i really, really like my boyfriend
G: sorry, I was in the shower.
G: and I know.
J: who was voted off idol?
G: that black girl with the short hair
J: Stephanie.
J: was Sanjaya in the bottom 3?
G: NO!
J: Really? who was?
G: the guy with the short shorn hair…not bald, short.
J: really? he’s pretty good. was the rocker girl the other one?
G: no, they just had bottom 2
G: and yeah, he got good comments last night
J: hmm… i’m trying to think if there are any other questions I can ask you…
G: LOL
G: FNL? wanna ask me all about that?
G: I’m watching Lost now.
J: OH CRAP! Was it new?
G: YEAH!
G: I hadn’t seen it…pretty sure it was new!!
J: hopefully it’ll be online.
G: probably
J: yep. it was new.
G: Okay, John Locke knows the guy that Jack operated on
J: tonight’s isn’t online yet.
G: probably not til after it airs on the west coast
J: okay, Bob said that the whole jack thing was a big cliffhanger last week.
G: yes, it was
J: i don’t think he knows what’s going on either.
G: why Jack was playing football…I told you to ask him why jack was playing football!
J: i did ask him but he didn’t have an answer.
G: damn him for not knowing! LOL
J: i know.
G: this should be good.
J: hey, if you could get a sitter on Friday night we should go out!
G: what about your dinner? but yes, i’m sure my mom would watch them
J: well, i told him that since he paid for everything last weekend that i would take him out this weekend and cook on Saturday.
G: Vince says, “I’ll think about it.” You know….I’m sure he’s waiting for a better offer. LOL
J: whatever.
J: do you guys like German food?
G: yeah! We haven’t had that in forever
J: well, that’s where we’re going.
G: fine then!
J: even if Vince doesn’t want to go you can still come!
G: LOL, okay, I will
J: he’s a poopy head.
J: like he’s going to get a better offer.
G: pretty much
G: I know.
J: did our F21 come?
G: Locke knows the guy has a submarine
G: Oh! Yeah! It did
G: Strike 2 on the sunglasses……..
J: i don’t even remember what i ordered.
G: I got another pair of aviator ones because my last ones were bent
G: and they’re mirrored! LOL
G: Boy2 is wearing them
G: that black & white mod dress
J: LOL!
J: oh, yeah. is it cute?
G: yeah!
G: I’m not sure about my stuff……..
G: the black top is eh
G: the red & white dress isn’t as cute as the pic. I have boobie issues. I don’t fill them up
G: or so it looks but then it’s just the outer material that pooches
G: and the pinecone dress is no dress. It barely covers my cheeks
J: lol!!
G: and it would be fine with jeans but it is snug in strange places and just not right.
G: So maybe you need to come with me so I can exchange it.
J: hey, sounds good to me!
G: I like my bras though!
J: oh, well that’s good! I need some new underwears and bras that fit.
J: so, where is the track? I need to go walk tomorrow night and we’re having [ at the
G: I AM SO PISSED at my web hosting company.
J: i must be fixing to start. i have the major munchies.
J: why do you hate your web hosting co?
G: okay, so this morning I get up, go to my board....
G: says: This Account Has Been Suspended Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.
G: I look at my account, shows $0 due
G: no open invoices.
G: I searched all my e-mails making sure I didn't miss a past due thing......
G: because sometimes they "forget" to charge my card and send me e-mails
G: but there was nothing I COULD pay...like I said, it showed no unpaid invoices, $0 owed. I took a screen shot of that even and saved it.
G: So I go to their online support, the guy couldn't help me. I had to e-mail and "get in line" for support
J: oh, good grief!
G: so they e-mail me back hours later and say: Please login at xxx to pay the past due invoice. This will bring your billing status up to date. Once paid, your account will be reactivated shortly, thanks!
G: I go log in, yes, then it shows that something is DUE. Someone changed it but it says due 4/5 not due today.
G: so I paid it...sites are back up immediately. Or they'd realized they screwed up and went ahead and put my sites back up...I didn't check
G: so I tell them that and show them the screen shots--from this morning and then...how they added this invoice......
G: response: You have not paid an invoice since 1/18. Please bring your account current, so that we can reactivate your account
G: okay, I DID.
J:
G: and then SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME how I was supposed to PAY THIS MORNING when it showed nothing owed. You just can't go pay on $0 and no invoices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: also, like I said, they usually e-mail saying "your account is past due"
G: and I never got anything
G: and now the sites are back down.
J: well, um, obviously they are idiots who don't know what's going on.
G: LOCKE'S DAD is in the closet!
G: or magic room or something
G: great, someone's gonna die
J: oh no! say it ain't so!
G: I'm so pissed about this site thing. I could scream at someone. I was bitchy in my first e-mail and felt bad but they are RETARDED
J: all those uber I.T. people are retarded.
G: I'm still so mad I'm shaking. I'll never sleep. I mean I was pissed earlier but they'd put my sites up so that's fine.
G: Michael Set To Tour America this Summer! Michael is scheduled to begin his 'Call Me Irresponsible' American concert tour this summer. Dates are expected to take place all over the country July through September! Shows are still tentative, but all dates will be listed here the moment details are confirmed. Tickets are expected on sale shortly following the release of the new album on May 1st.
J: you know what? come to think of it, I tried to get on a site earlier today and it said the exact same thing about the account being suspended.
G: probably with those assholes...do you know what site it was?
J: it was some church in TN
G: now I've got a splitting headache
J: well, i don't know if this helps you, but there was this guy who died in southern gospel music and they were webcasting his memorial service and it shut down the servers.
G: no...if it were because of that that's one thing. They went over their bandwidth
J: oh. i don't understand all that technical talk...
G: LOL
G: my cleaning lady is starting next Wednesday!!!!!!!! FINALLY.
G: I kinda wanted her to come on Mondays....since the boys aren't home much during the week.
J: i didn't know you were getting a cleaning lady!
G: yes, this woman was supposed to start months ago. Vince finally got her lined up. You know, leave it to him. I didn't have her number, he got it from [friend].
G: Vince and I are having a fight.
G: he ends it with, “I wish you’d start your period”
J: LOL!
G: it’s not a *fight* fight….it’s just inane bickering
J: Bob hasn’t got me that figured out yet.
J: I’m giving him another two months and he’ll have it down, though.
G: my friend from high school–he’s on my MySpace–in high school he ALWAYS knew the day I started. Cracked me up.
J: i’m going to sleep. i can’t wait to see my boyfriend friday.
G: so did you see him tonight? was this the middle of the week?
J: no, i had church tonight. and i have stupid [clinic] tomorrow night.
J: but i think i might skip it if there are enough people there. i hate [clinic]. besides, i need to work out.
J: so, are you going to be open tomorrow? do i need to bring lunch?
G: probably & probably
J: okay, just let me know. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: Nite1
G: good night

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G: are we watching AI or is there something better on?
G: the DTV went off and isn’t showing what’s on each channel
G: and I can’t find the remote to see the guide
G: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and my a key was sticky
J: well, I’m watching AI ’cause I don’t think there’s anything else on.
J: it’s 60’s night, though, so i’ll probably be turning it soon.
G: eh
G: Vince: “This blows”
J: yeah, i’m pretty sure it will.
J: Bob called me
G: awww, that’s just so sweet
J: i know.
J: he said that WM has those self check out things now.
G: didn’t I tell you that?
J: no! I love those!
G: I swear I did!!!!!11
J: well if you did i wasn’t paying attention.
G:
G: so did you know NO stores in NWAr sell CD singles anymore?!?!?!
J: i didn’t even know they still even made those. and how do you know that tidbit of information?
G: because I was looking for a certain CD single that was released today
J: oh, yeah? need I guess which one it is?
G: no
J: i saw it on iTunes
G: yeah it is but I was going to buy the single
J: you’re such a good fan!
J: Man, I have to shave my legs tonight. They are getting a little silky.
J: I’m hungry. What did ya’ll have for dinner?
G: sorry, I wa splaying checkers
G: BBQ
G: Vince was celebrating turning in a big work thing
G: and the [dentist] were there. LOL
J: that’s funny. I think they are there every time we go!
G: I know
G: [dentist mom] said something to that effect–like we (at least me) were there every time SHE goes.
J: well, I went to Subway for lunch today and j one of the hygienists was there.
G: I know j. I’ve known her since she was like 3
G: I don’t know those other women. They come in the shop sometimes but they’re never very friendly
J: ’cause they know you’re afraid of them
G:
J: hey, tell your mom that MK has that line minimizer thing like merle norman has.
G: ok
J: I want this! http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2035152639&Page=1
G: I was within 50 feet of F21 today and didn’t go in
G: cute
J: i was just fixing to ask if you did anything fun in town today.
G: went to Steak & Shake, Boy2 barfed on the table. Went to Target, went to Wal-Mart, went to Sephora, went to [hair stylist]’s place to get the boys’ hair cut
J: Boy2 barfed?
G: yes
J: that’s nice
G: mmmhmmm
G: cottage cheese and vegetable soup
J: gross… i coulda done without knowing what it was. Thanks…
G: he was car sick…
G: yeah well…you gotta get the picture & smell in your head.
G: to get the full effect of the story.
G: are you still hungry?
J: i can’t wait to have kids so i can describe their poopy diapers to you.
G: it won’t beat my dog having sting in his poop earlier.
J: hopefully you’re right there!
J: so, did I tell you that I’d rather be fat than work out everyday?
G: our F21 will be here tomorrow
J: cool
G: I’m not gonna be at the shop I don’t think. Weather permitting we’re going to [zoo]
G: if you happen to see [UPS] before he figures that out and takes it to the house, you can take it
J: wonder if [UPS] will bring it to me?
G: I told Vince I thought it was coming today and you probably had it. LOL
J: i should be getting something tomorrow so i’ll ask him about it.
J: i went and walked the church parking lot earlier and Bob was all, “oh, that’s no big deal… you should go downtown…” shut up. it’s harder than it looks!
J: do you like this skirt? for me? http://www.chadwicks.com/product.aspx?PfId=99803&DeptId=8207&producttypeid=1&PurchaseType=0
J: nevermind
J: it’s backordered
G: well then I don’t like it
J: yeah, me neither
G: we’re playing Bingo
G: it’s interesting
G: Boy2 announces what he does have.
G: for example
G: O-74
G: “I have O-75!”
J: lol!
J: I bet he’s great at Go Fish!
G: totally
G: Dog tried to attack me when I yelled Bingo!
J: wow. you should see LaKisha’s boobies!
G: I am
J: man, i’m still hungry. perhaps i should go find something to eat?
G: probably
J: next commercial
G: is it that good? we have the volume off
J: nope.
J: i’m just lazy.
J: okay, i’m going now.
J: so, do you have the recipe for the mushroom rigitoni that i’m going to make this weekend?
G: oh yeah
G: hang on
G: I’m installing a newer version of that phone software
J: cool. i could use some new ringtones
G: watcha want?
G: I don’t know why it just stopped working
G: before I was at least able to edit them even if I couldn’t transfer to my phone via USB I could e-mail it. Now the multi-media part won’t even open
G: my phone battery is screwed
G: it just keeps dying
G: Vince won’t watch Sanjaya, he changed it
G: let me know if I miss anything
J: it’s Sanjaya. of course you’ll miss something. something bad!
J: OMG. You have to turn it back!
G: ok
J: There is this girl bawling in the audience.
G: Oh man
G: seriously?
J: there she is!
G: LMAO
G: if he went to India I be he’d be hot shit
J: totally.
J: I have to say. He did better tonight than he’s done in the past.
G: Boy2: “Is that a boy or a goil?”
G: “Oh, it’s a boy!”
G: Vince said the girl crying is retarded
G: LMAO
J: i think she may be deaf.
G: that was funny
G: LMAO
J: she’s too young to realize that he only likes boys.
G: LOL!
G: I found gifts for you! http://www.dearhome.ca/images/m_kuhnKeramik.jpg
J: wow. what did i ever do to deserve such wonderful things from you???
G: Well…Audrey…makes me think of you
G: Forever (21)…makes me think of you
J: well, there you go!
J: so what did [hair stylist] have to say?
G: oh…nothing much. You know when the boys are involved they kinda dominate the conversation
J: her hair is really cute (G’s)
G: she went to Chicago like for 10 days
G: not watching again.
J: did she say anything about her boyfriend?
G: not really, no
G: I mean she mentioned him but not good or bad…..
G: I think she must’ve taken him to Chicago…
G: she said “We did _____”
J: sounds like he’s a lot like Bob… kinda wants to be boyfriend on the weekend but not much in between.
J: Oh, reallY?
G: all kinds of touristy things that you would do if you’ve never been to Chicago…so I took it as her taking him and showing him her hometown.
J: last time she was discouraged ’cause they hadn’t
G: but then when I went to ask there must’ve ben interruption
G: Oh no…you’re a pervert!!!!! ____ is not SEX. LOL. I meant in Chicago they did stuff….fill in the blank..Art Museum, Navy Pier…touristy things!
J: OH!
J: Well, no, seriously… that’s what she talks to me about every time!
G: LOL
G: I know but the BOYS were there! LOL
J: well, true.
J: i’ve got to make me a workout mix on my iPod. have i said that yet?
G: no
J: have you ever noticed that the judges are wearing a lapel mic and have that stupid mic coming out of the table?
G: no
J: i just noticed.
G: kinda like conan and letterman
J: yeah
G: probably jay if we watched that
J: so, has your dad packed yet?
G: nope….he has nothing to pack in! But I’m sure if he brought boxes he would!
G: I’m going to bring him boxes on Saturday and take everything he doesn’t need
G: so if my phone craps out……..
G: from January 2007-October 2007
G: I’m basically screwed
G: I am not eligible for an upgrade
J: ugh. that sucks.
J: well, people have had enough problems with Razr phones that you might could convince them to give you a replacement.
G: no shit
G: okay, for the moment my program is working
G: what ringtones do you want?
J: hmmm…. wonder where my iPod cable is?
J: ummm…. let’s see…
G:
G: I accidentally played the Greatest American Hero earlier and Vince asked me if that was the new MB song
J: lol! did you admit to him that you didn’t like it?
G: yeah
J: do you have Dirty Little Secret?
G: although after I played it and then was cleaning last night I couldn’t get it out of my head
G: of course I do! I have EVERYTHING. LOL..no boys LOVE All American Rejects
J: maybe it’s one of those that you have to listen to a few times to start liking it.
J: I want that.
J: that’s who i listened to while i was walking.
G: ok
J: that girl is crying again.
G: LOL
G: dangit
G: I don’t know what I’m watching
G: it was Robin Hood with Kevin Costner
G: and now it is something with Kirsten Dunst that I’ve never seen
G: Vince just told Boy1: “….before I give you something to cry about.”
G: great, I transferred a song to my phone and I can’t hear it!
G: wait, none are. Nice. Not sure if because it is plugged in?
G: okay, I just sent something
G: what about Mr. Roboto?
J: um, no thanks…
J: hey, how about that cool version of Buttercup that you have?
G: okay
G: Anderson Cooper is in [overseas]
J: i’m there now!
J: oohh… i don’t think we’ll be seeing that side of [overseas]!
J: whoo hoo! i got the ringtone first try!
G: yay
J: okay, i’m gonna go hop in the tub and shave my legs. brb. maybe.
G: okay
G: The Tori & Dean show is on Oxygen!!!!
G: Vince is super duper rolling his eyes
G: I can’t seem to crop any songs now, this is pissing me OFF
J: i miss having Oxygen. They show all the good stuff on that channel.
G: oh you don’t have Oxygen or We? What are you still doing with Cable???
J: no! I used to have both of them and now I have neither.
J: i need to just break down and get a dish.
G: sucks to be you! that’s for sure
J: yep. but at least my boyfriend is paying attention to me now!!!!!
G: LOL
G: I’m gonna put Marky Mark on my phone
J: that’ll be awesome! have any NKOTB?
G: I can get you some
J: i could get wit some Hangin’ Tough
J: or Step By Step
G: OMG, Perez Hilton is a their Yard Sale trying on Tube Tops
G: fat gay guys should NOT do that
J: he is so obnoxious
G: totally
G: I just don’t even feel right having NKOTB on my computer
J: lol!
G: before I can send you these you have to promise you won’t set NKOTB to my ringtone when I call
J: um, i can’t make any promises, but i’ll think about it.
G:
J: lol!
J: i sent Bob Gold Digger and he has it as his ring tone. he just think it’s the greatest. my ring tone on his phone is Let’s Get It On
G: or I’m gonna set the tone when you call me to Shoop Shoop!
G: LOL
J: i think i’m sleepy
J: okay, i’m going to sleepy town. so ya’ll are going to be gone for lunch?
G: no, we’ll be around
G: wanna go to Local?
J: yeah. that sounds really good.
G: okay, it’s a date. Pick you up at 11:30
J: okay, sounds good. Nite!
G: good night

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G: are you working hard?
J: of course. aren’t i always?
J: i’m catching up on my favorite blog. i’m almost back to her first post in 2004 or something.
G: lol
J: i was taking a mini-nap until the stupid phone rang and nearly made me fall out of my chair.
G: LOL
J: what are you guys doin?
G: we just got home. I was cleaning upstairs. I needed to send an e-mail so here I am
G: they are SO LOUD
G: for Christmas we bought Bosco a fishing pole with amouse on it
G: well, it was left at the shop
G: and they brought it home.
G: just now
G: and Boy1 is fishing over the edge
G: for Boy2
G: edge of the catwalk
J: sounds like that’ll be hours of fun!
G: Gasp!!!
J: what?
G: I JUST REMEMBERED
G: today you can get my boyfriend’s new single from iTunes
J: i thought you were either going to say he caught him or fell over the catwalk!
J: Well go spend some of your $16 you have remaining!!!!
G: running!
J: lol!
G: GOOD GRIEF
G: VINCE
G: I’m taking the boys to [neighboring town] tomorrow
G: he knew that
G: he made them hair appointments at 10am.
G: I need to be there at 11
J: appointments here I assume?
G: yeah
J: men. can’t live with ‘em…
G:
G: oh, I think I’m confused. Today only fan club members can hear it on his site and tomorrow is iTunes
G: My dog is barking at the washer
J: Well, just put it on continuous play today and drive Vince nuts. That will be fun for all involved!
G: LOL
G: When you get home I can call you on this and you can listen through my mic hole
J: i love listening to things thru your mic hole!
G: who doesn’t?
G: this song isn’t doing much for me.
J: are you going to admit that to Vince?
G: hmmm…good question
G: I should probably admit it because he knows it sucks
G: He does a “la la la la la la la”
J: oh no
G: that’s just stupid
J: say it ain’t so… i hate “la la la la la la’s”…
G: LOL. I know…yikes
J: I have been having the weirdest dreams lately. Like weirder than normal, but they are so real. Friday night I dreamed about my dad and a new church and we were riding an ATV through this beauty shop to get there… Then Sat. it was something about a recording studio and kids, and then last night, well, I can’t really remember but they are just, well, maybe more random than weird is a better term. Maybe it’s because I didn’t take my meds this weekend
G: LMAO
G: alright, back to work. I’ll TTYL
G: still slaving away?
J: Dear Lord, just let my eyes stay open for 11 more minutes.
G: LOL
G:
G: I’ve been watching Boy2 & Dog play hide & seek and now tug o war
J: and you know, the more I sit here and think, the more upset I get that [boss] told everyone why I was gone. He doesn’t even like for people to know he’s going to be gone at all. He just doesn’t show up. Ugh.
G: that’s rude
G: *gasp* again
G: I found the playlist for my boyfriend’s new CD
G: and I’m going down going…got it (by someone else)….Tony Bennett, Frank, whoever
G: and then he’s doing Wonderful Tonight!!!!! I Looooove that song!
J: OOHHH… I love Wonderful Tonight! It’s my favorite!
G: Always on my Mind ….like as in Willie Nelson?
J: um, maybe?
J: Hope not, but maybe
G:
G: The Best is Yet to Come — on the Tony CD
G: Me and Mrs. Jones –BIlly Paul, got that
G: I’m Your Man –I’m guessing hte Leonard Cohen version
G: I also have “I’m Your Man” by Wham! LOL
J: I hope it’s the Wham! version!
G: Call Me Irresponsible — That’s a given. I have Frank, bobby & Tony doing it
G: Lost
G: Comin’ Home Baby
J: I hope the song is better than the tv show.
G: Mel Torme…I got distacted *someone* is talking about appraisals
J: why would anyone want to talk about appraisals?
G: I’ve Got the World on a String
G: I’ve got Diana Krall doing that
J: Look! It’s time for me to fly this coop! I’ve got a voice lesson and then I’m going to go walk if it’s not too icky outside. I’ll be home by 7. TTYL!!!!
G: That’s Life — Frank
G: ok
G: Vince says he had no idea that you were going to [overseas]
G: “Um, I told you last night.”
G: Him:
G: “Yes, and you commented about Bob selling her and how she’d bring good money.”
G: I don’t remember that.
G: Did I dream that? Didn’t I relay that to you?
J: yes, you told me that ’cause I told Bob when he called me ( ) and he asked how he knew.
G: hang on….ranch dressing all over my floor
J: that sounds like a good story in the making…
G: oh, it could’ve been more exciting…Boy2 spilled. It did shoot about 10 feet.
G: LOL, there’s these 4 sisters on Ellen whose mom & dad are in Iraq. the oldest is 20…taking care of them all. The youngest is 4 and picking her nose on camera.
J: how cute!@
G: Boy2’s future wife
J: lol!
G: do you want to hear that song? I just played it for Vince. He says it super sucks.
J: yes, i want to hear it. through your mic hole?
G: wait! The whole player is gone! WTH? hang on
G: You could just listen to Boy2 yammer over my shoulder
J: that’d be fun!
G: now the site won’t even load
J: maybe he’s changed his mind about the single and they’re taking it down?
G: got it
G: but the boys are going to talk through it
G: because I said “Be quiet.”
G: Quiet? why quiet? can I say hi to J? come on, I want to say hi.
G: Boy2’s hitting me.
J: oh, come on. they can say hi, can’t they?
J:
G: are you gonna answer or what?
J: i hit accept the first time.
J: Be quiet! I can’t hear!
J: what are they giggling at?
G: it’s killing him
G: trying to be quiet
J: is he dancing along?
G: and singing
G: singing a song he’s never heard
J: and it’s very important to have a clear throat
J: LOL!
G: xddcdfdedfdfsvfssdfdrdrgewetr3wegrsrw
J: i want to hear a song!
J: he said pp i’m as silly as [friend].
G: lol
J: ask him if he still remembers any of the Jesus songs from VBS
J: I say, you say…
J: you say I love Jesus
J: I kinda feel like a mute. I can hear you guys but you can’t hear me.
J: LOL
G: rLOL
J: I was just fixing to ask where everyone was
G: alright I’ll spare us both
G: “no, she can’t hear you anymore! So stop screaming over my shoulder”
J: so, did you see that my boyfriend called me?
J: On a Monday.
J: For 14 minutes.
G: Wowza!
J: I know!!!!
J: Tell Boy2 I enjoyed listening to him and I can’t wait to do it again!
G: yeah, I’ll tel lhim in a few days
J: yeah, that’s what I was going to suggest. Maybe don’t tell him right now.
J: Are you watching How I Met?
G: trying
G: the dog is barking
J: I found 3 things I want at F21
G: cool..going
G: Boy1: “oh my gosh!!!!! they’re naked! that is deeesgusting!”
J: I emailed Joe and he told me he’d put his thinking cap on and let me know if he came up with anything.
G: oh good
J: They showed the preview for Oceans 13 and I just can’t wait ’till it comes out! Bob wants to see it, too, but obviously, for different reasons (his words, not mine)
G: LOL
G: obviously
G: did you get that F21 thing I e-mailed you Saturday?
J: yes. I forgot to respond. I do like that dress you picked out for me. I think I like this one more, though http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2036955672&Page=1
J: Upon closer inspection, I think I like both of them equally.
G: well I’m sticking with mine over the “Betty” there’s more to it.
J: I like them both. And I really like that shirt you picked out. They only have my size in the black & white. I also really wish those pants you found came in my size.
G: they don’t have even medium in green & white now
G: actually, not even small
G: I’m going to finish cleaning my bathroom. BRB
G: okay, shitter is clean
J: wanna come do mine next?
G: um no
G: although I would trade both of yours for one of mine
G: because the amount of teetee on the floor.
G: and then in my bathroom it mixes with my hair. and…. mmm
J: ugh. I was going to mention all my hair, but sounds like you’d rather have just my hair.
G: yeah, I swear….I lost enough hair for a wig yesterday when I was combing it out
J: oh, i’m sure Locks of Love would love to have just what is on my floor. It’s amazing I still have hair on my head.
G: I know
J: I finally did my taxes. And because I am poor and single I am eligible to have them filed for free.
G: wow
G: nice
G: I won’t tell you what my accountant will cost
J: oh, I’m sure it’s not cheap.
J: is it thundering?
G: it was
G: I didn’t hear it
G: but I hear the Empire attacking the Rebel Base on Hoth so loudly that my house is shaking
J: i’m so afraid i’m going to have boys
G: LOL
G: Well you know I’ll just step right in
J: i’ll have to start watching Star Wars and Pokemon.
G: surely God isn’t that cruel
J: I need to have a girl so Auntie G will have someone to play dress up with. Oh, and give her a bunny coat, hint hint
G: LOL, okay, will do
G: and someone to come play Barbies with me.
J: I was reading the Pioneer Woman blog I told you about and she was talking about how she bought her daughter the pooping dog barbie for Christmas and I thought of you. She said that it’s food and poop are the same thing. that’s just not right.
G: LOL
G: it’s not
J: oh, okay. that makes me feel better about it then
G: who was I explaining that to? maybe at Bunco?
G: they wouldn’t believe me
J: that the dog pooped?
G: yeah
G: “No, it COMES OUT it’s butt!!!”
J: LOL!
J: you shoulda bought one for [friend’s daughter].
G: I know. If it was at Bunco then [friend] was in on it b/c she was my partner. I honestly can’t remember.
G: I know [friend] & I have discussed it before because she & Becky wanted to buy it for J’s girls.
J: I am for sure going to stay on you guys’ good side
G: LOL, i know
G: because girls do like drums too you know?
G: but girls really like things with 1000 teeeeny tiny pieces
J: And boys really love hamsters
J: and hermit crabs
J: and puppy’s
G: my computer is running really slow .
J: oh, well that will be great for all of us! I’d like to see Premonition.
G: ok
G: well I mean rent them, then make a copy to keep
J: oh, okay. not quite so bad.
G: yeah…so they are getting some money from me
J: I just want a cute skirt and top to wear on Easter. Can it be that difficult to find? Seriously!
G: I know. I need something too I guess
G: I’m cancelling my netflix first……because i pay 9.99 for 1 at a time and now it’s like 4.99
G: so I’m going to re-sign up at that rate
J: I told Bob that my goal is to wear things that people go, “wow, that is really an interesting outfit but it looks totally cute on her!” I’m into the shock factor these days.
J: Hey, that’s a good idea. I need to send the one I have back and rejoin as well.
G: oh wait: 1 at-a-time (2 a month) for $4.99
J: that’s about all I ever get anyway.
G: and mine is 1 at-a-time (unlimited) for $5.99
G: I mean 9.99
J: lol!
J: Cliff from Cheers is dancing on Dancing w/ stars
G: I’d heard that
G: is he any good?
J: he’s a little stiff. but not too bad.
G: if I could find the remote I’d check
J: I just want to see Heather Mills. Who I think is ugly btw.
G: I came upstairs b/c the movie was so loud
G: just waiting for her leg to fly off or what?
J: yep. that’s what i want to see.
J: it’s thundering now
G: yes, I was going to say that
J: hey, i think i’m going to order these shoes. do you want me to get you a pair. they look really comfortable! http://www.newport-news.com/shop/product_single.aspx?style_id=11303063&clear=1&index=1&gp_coll_id=0&gp_cat_id=7529&nav_cat_id=8442
G:
G: OMH! That thing is finally done!
G: have you seen this bloglines: http://www.bloglines.com/ you can organize all the blogs you read and then just see what’s new
G: wook at this puppy! http://bp2.blogger.com/_kl4Ts7QV4xE/Ret-w2N6MkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Fv7RbW-cEJY/s320/Picture+018.jpg
J: Oh! How cute! Who’s is he?
G: Julie on my board–she lives in [small town]
J: how cute! i want one!
G: well, if you *seriously* wanted one, I’m sure you could drive to the breeder
J: yeah, I’m sure I could… but remember? I’m starting out with a cat.
G: okay, well go get Julius.
J: who is Julius?
G: that cat I want at the shelter
J: oh, yeah.
J: awww… there he it!
J: OMG. How cute is this?
G: yeah, that’s part of that litter there I think
G: oh no…maybe not. he says mix. Those Aussies are here:
J: yeah, they are way too cute.
J: Heather Mills is dancing.
G: i found the remote and now i’ve lost it
G: ok
J: her leg stayed on.
G: yeah. rats
J: i’m so tacky
G: she must’ve kicked up her real leg
J: so, can I just say, without sounding obnoxious, how excited I am that it appears that my boyfriend may be ready for a “serious serious” relationship?
G: but are YOU ready
J: Yep.
J: I am
G: good
G: good.
J: Especially after this weekend. It was a good thing for both of us. No more committmentphobia for me!
G: great
G: Boy2 & I are snuggling and watching The Hills
J: awww. how sweet.
J: I’m watching The Riches on FX
G: what’s that?
J: it’s got Minnie Driver & Eddie Izzard where they are pretending to be this dead family.
G: ah
J: i love the sound of thunder
G: me too
G: I wished I had windows that opened
G: LOL, I’m scratching Boy2’s back….
G: “oh yeah…..right there…..up higher……bullseye”
J: how cute
G: he’s sleepy
J: me too
G: yikes! I’m glad I’m not plugged in!
G: that was a big lightning
J: wow. there was another one. i unplugged myself.
G: poop my DTV went out
G: my battery is low though
G: and I was into The Hills
G: It’s Lauren’s birthday
G: and Heidi is having a surpise party
G: so Lauren thought they were going to dinner–just the two of them
J: i’m not crazy about Heidi.
G: and she told her Spencer called and she HAD to go to him…I didn’t hear the excuse yet…so I just saw Lauren’s pissed off face……
G: and then when Lauren goes to wherever–I think with Audrina–they’ll all be there
J: and I certainly do not like Spencer
G: but now i”ll never know if it went off without a hitch! LOL
G: no, he is a TOOL
J: i’m going to wash my face. brb
G: ok
J: nice and fresh and clean.
G: I can’t get up, Boy2 is zonked next to me
J: where are Boy1 & Vince?
G: downstairs
J: wow. it’s really raining out there.
G: I know..there went the dish again
G: it’s on and off
J: i can’t keep my eyes open anymore. you guys have fun tomorrow. i’ll talk to you later! Nite.
G: ok
G: nite

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