Not Quite Fascinating

G: dang, I’m getting ready to eat…..brb

J: hang on!

G: ok

J: Bob just sent you an email… can you help him make that pic he sent you to where he can post it in my comments on my myspace page?

G: yes…I got it and was wondering!

J: will you be able to do it?

G: that’s funny BTW

G: yes

J: lol!

G: I’m gonna get yelled at

J: oh, go eat

G: for not being at the table

G: LOL..no, just one SEC

J: okay

J: i’m on the phone with him right now. i need you to learn me how to do this!

G: get a photobucket acct. Just go to PHotobucket.com

G: ok, I e-mailed him the code

G: now i’m eating, BRB

J: Thanks!

G: ok

G: did it work?

J: yep! go check it out.

G: ok

G: ha ha

J: yeah, he thinks he’s real funny

G: now I”ll post [team mascot] pictures on both your pages

J: he says that’s okay. he likes the [team mascot].

J: yet another reason i need to break up with him

G:

G: so did he edit that photo just for you?

J: yep

G: so how did you mom & Bob like eachother? Did she embarass you?

J: they both said that the other was really nice. my mom said i should hang on to him.

G: how bad (or sad?) is it that I’m excited there’s a new spongebob episode?

J: um, yeah. kinda sad

J: on sasquatch’s page it says “Who I’d like to meet.. Tom Wopat” LOL

G:

J: Bob and i just spent one hour and six minutes on the phone.

G: Wow

G: why aren’t you just together?

J: ’cause my mom & K are here. he wants me to have time with them.

G: and yet you’re on the phone with him for over an hour?

G: not to mention chatting with me

J: exactly!

G: when is when J R comes

G: which I haven’t told him but I’m not messing with him Monday

J: i thought she was coming later in the month for some reason.

G: nope! Monday.

G: she’s already up in [neighboring state]. Her BIL’s reception is tonight.

G: She wanted us to come. A reception in [Podunk town] at the VFW or something! LOL

J: oh, you totally should have!

G: I mean she was LOLing too

G: I know….we did think about it.

G: Another thing to be pissed at my brother for!

J: you guys would have been the life of the party!

G: I know…that would’ve been a blast. Probably some of Vince’s cousins. Everyone up there is related to everyone else

G: Poor Boy1, he’s been beaten up today.

J: by who?

G: himself

G: the ground

G: LOL

G: soccer this morning….usual beaten up. Not as bad as practice on Tuesday–he got a bloody nose then. They won both games like 8-0 or something ridiculous. (Boy2’s 1st game was 12-2! LOL)

G: then M came home with us.

G: so they played roughly

G: he was riding his bike with Dog tied to his arm and went flying

G: just fell outside on the sidewalk now.

J: poor guy!

G: he said his arm was broken when he fell off his bike (I wasn’t here)

J: he’s not a drama queen…

G: He did hurt it badly. But no, not broken.

G: And Vince looked out once and him & M were way up a tree

J: oh, i’m sure it did hurt!

G: “M, did you like having a broken leg that much that you’re trying to do it again?”

J: lol!

G: my muscles are SO sore

G: my back

G: it hurts really bad

G: I’d like to say I did something strenuous and active

J: but…

G: but, sadly I haven’t

G: I don’t know

G: Maybe from my fall last night?

J: you fell last night?!

G: yes! Did I not tell you? Maybe I was telling C…

G: You know, Dog and I run through the house…..

G: run and run and run and run

G: and he spins out a LOT on the floor. It is HYSTERICAL

G: and then we go around and round the kitchen island

G: and he’ll stand up on his hind legs and try to find me. So cute

G: well last night I’m doing it and I hit the puddle of water he spilled and seriously fell FLAT ON MY FACE

J: LOL! sorry.

G: I know. and then of course he jumped on top of me

G: and licked me to death

G: so I was too busy laughing to assess the damage

G: I had a big lump on my left knee last night

J: ouch!

G: I think I may take one of Boy1’s Valium from his neck injury

G: or I’ve got some good crap the dentist gave my dad when they pulled his teeth.

J: well, i know who to call next time i’m in pain. it might be tomorrow. Bob wants to go for a “walk”. more like march to the torture camp.

G: LOL

G: you all can come walk in our woods and show him the old bridge and walk down to that lake below the house again

G: oh wait…you may not want to do that hill. LOL

J: hmmm… i’m going to have to do some hill i’m sure.

G: Hey, Deliverance is on.

G: think your mom and K might like to see it?

J: man, i don’t know if i even want to see it!!!

G: okay, so Vince’s phone has been beeping since at least 5pm

G: and he left it downstairs and it is STILL beeping (and the charger is up here BTW)

G: and he says it doesn’t bother him and if it bothers me I should get it

J: how can it not bother him? can he hear it?

G: and then he put his earphones in and is singing George Jones loudly

G:

G: so I have to find something obnoxious to do to him

J: start singing your boyfreind’s new song

G: I wish I could turn the volume up 3x

G: louder than it is now

G: he’s singing the Greatest American Hero ;-P

G:

J: he thinks he’s funny.

J: K wants to know what you’re going to do when i go to over seas. who are you going to chat with? you’re going to be so bored!

G: phone with JR

J: k

G: she called me from the big party

G: she said some people put on their good t-shirts

G: I guess one of the aunts is staying down here

G: she was wanting to know if the shop was open

G: K is so sweet! What AM I going to do?

G: I’ll just IM you every night and you can answer them all when you get back.

G: LOL….

G: an old SNL is on

G: E!

G: and Horatio Sanz is on Appalachian Emergency Room

G: and he’s reminding me of Patterson

G: and I’m LMAOOOOOO

G: Vince says, “Did you take any of those pills?”

G: oh, yeah, um I did.

G: but it’s still funny isn’t it?

J: it’s probably funnier since you took one of those pills

G: maybe. I’ll have to find it online and see if it’s still funny tomorrow

G: He wants to know why the beeping PHONE IS BOTHERING ME!!!!!!!!!!

J: okay, which do you like better? this one?http://davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2027&prodgroup=10 or this one? http://davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2806&prodgroup=10

G: I told him if I had to go get it he’d never see it again

J: OMG. Those Razors have the loudest, most annoying beep in the world!

G: unless he passes it into the toilet. NOt sure where I was going to shove it yet…but that was an option

J: have you sent your phone in yet?

G: no

G: I can’t be without it

J: can you not take it to one of the stores?

G: there were no repair stores listed

G: and Cingular says the warranty is 365 days

G: hmm…I like the bottom of the first one and the top of the 2nd

J: you should be able to get an upgrade. on the cingular page it will tell you if you’re eligible. i’ve always been able to get one after one year.

G: September it says

G: and it used to say October 2007

J: well that’s of absolutey no help to me unless you can sew them together for me.

J: sometimes if you take it to a store they can get special permission for an upgrade for you.

G: well I don’t ever want to drive to [neighboring town] again!!!!!

J: lol! don’t blame you!

G: can you get the shrug alone?

J: probably.

G: when are we going to go try a bunch of these on? LOL. I’m ready to try on wedding dresses!

J: hmmm… maybe soon. gotta at least say the “L” word first, though.

G: well yeah

J: or have sex. whichever comes first

G: LOL

G: well I’d hope you could manage to SAY that first

J: sex or love?

J:

G: LOL.. LOVE. but that’s funny

G: oh, I also want to try on tiaras

J: okay.

J: we’ll have to plan a saturday and go to [neighboring town] and just have all kinds of fun trying on dresses and tiaras.

G: sounds good to me

G: okay, am I that stoned? http://www.houseofbrides.com/home.php?cat=471 do these say Mother of the Brides dresses?

J: oh, my!

J: yes, it does say MOB dresses

G: well tell your mom I’ll pay her $50 to wear this one http://www.houseofbrides.com/product.php?productid=3694&cat=471&page=1

G: you could get little sleeves put on that 1st dress: http://davidsbridal.com/styleguide_accessorizing_sleevesshort.jsp

J: LOL! I’ll pay YOU $50 to NOT suggest that!!!

G:

J: yes, that’s a good idea. i would need some sort of sleeves. I’d like to have a halter dress.

G: voila! http://davidsbridal.com/accessory_detail.jsp?stid=2768&prodgroup=146

J: You know me so well!

G: dang, I must be stoned. You Tube, Google Videos and Yahoo Videos don’t have Appalachian Emergency Room on them

G: okay, that’s the one I want but I just want to try it on and if you do really feel the need to wear it I will let you.

J: okay. well, just remember, this will be my wedding and you cannot wear a tiara. only I can.

J: but, if you want, i’ll let you wear one at the reception.

G: LOL

G: I want to wear it with my wedding dress when I try them on. That’s all

J: K thinks i should elope.

G: Okay, the phone is still beeping. Where shoudl I put it?

G: maybe in a box of tampons?

J: yeah. he’d never look in there.

G: Oh, dang…he got up

G: wow

J: poop

G: now is it me…. http://davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2789&prodgroup=10

G: big girls do not have skinny arms like that. I think she’s wearing a padded suit.

J: hmm. i agree.

G: [Vince’s cousin] wore a strapless gown at her wedding. It was all kinds of wrong.

J: yeah. that’s just not right.

G: and this girl on my [internet group]…she was just in a wedding and she and the bride both

G: it’s one thing if you want to be cruel and make your bridesmaids do it. 

J: i know it’s a little early for this, but will you be one of my bridesmaids when I finally get married?

G: sure!! 

J: cool. i have two confirmed. you & K

G: yay!

G: I need to show this to Boy1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ttRaXlnfs

J: i just emailed you a pic of my wedding party.

G: ok

G: that’s cool!

G: now I have to do mine

G: LOL

J: lol!!

J: what if i like yours better?

G: you can borrow it since I don’t plan on using it actually

J: okay. cool

J: well, be sure to email it to me. i’m going to bed. i forgot tomorrow is Sunday.

G: okay, yeah…I should go to sleep myself but now I have work to do! LOL

J: okay  i’ll talk to you tomorrow! nite!

G: good night

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G: watcha hungry for?
J: honestly? chicken fried steak & gravy.
J: but, that’s not possible.
G: LOL
G: Nothing’s impossible
G: Hey, did [gas station]’s have CFS sandwiches?
G: or was it fried pork or somethin?
G: Vince would know
J: i don’t know. i’ve never really eaten there.
J: but they do have fried okra.
G: oh yes, I know. Vince brings me some all the time.
J: hmmm… i am starting to get a bit hungry talking about all this food.
J: chicken strips sounds good to me now.
J: the toddlers moved down this morning. it already stinks.
J: literally
G: eew
G: you need some sort of mega-odor killer
J: yes. maybe i’ll bring one of the diffuser things back with me.
J: okay. back to important things. lunch. a meatball sub now sounds good.
J: maybe i’m pregnant.
G: LOL
J: doubt it, though.
J: but i don’t need a meatball sub. i need carrots and celery.
G: brb
G: okay
G: bakery kinda sounds good
J: hmmm… kinda.
J: my hair is so staticky.
G: staticky? It’s 1000% humidity out there?
G: I’m worried you’re fixin to be hit by lightning
J: i hope not!
J: i don’t know if staticky is the right word maybe… i don’t know. leave me alone.
G: awww
G: did I miss something and Celine Dion’s son turn into a girl?? http://www.hellomagazine.com/canada/2007/05/30/celin-dion-canada/
J: oh, wow. he does look like a girl!
J: okay. it’s time to leave. is bakery what you want?
G: that sounds good but you’re the fetcher! you decide
G: how’d I get a giant chigger bite behind my knee?
J: um, i dunno. have you been rolling around in the grass?
G: nope! not at ALL!
J: are you sure it’s a chigger bite? isn’t it time for mosquitoes?
G: yeah, I’m pretty sure. I got a couple skeeter bites at the lake and they don’t itch LIKE THIS!
J: i think i need to take a nap!
G: go lay down with the stinky kids
J: i might have to!
J: [boss]’s aunt is going to be 105 in June and I’m scanning some pics right now. can you imagine what she’s seen in her lifetime?
G: holy cow,
G: no kidding
J: i mean, even in our lifetime we’ve seen some pretty cool stuff, but wow.
J: Bob & i were talking monday about places we’d like to go and he said he’d like to go to Russia and I told him that I didn’t ’cause it’s a scary place and he was like, “you’re a child of the 80’s” and it’s true. he’s just 5 years older, but isn’t nearly as scared of Russia as I am!
G: wouldn’t he be MORE scared because he’s older and was older going through that? Able to comprehend it more?
G: I dunno, I’m not scared of Russia.
G: It just looks too cold for me!
J: i dunno. he’s not scared of anything, so…
J: i’m kinda scared of thailand, but guess i should get over that!
J: i told him the first thing we’re going to do is find our US Consalate or however you spell it
J: not that it did Jason Bourne any good.
G: I heard that on the Today Show this morning
G: Maybe it’s on their web site still?
G: [Lady] is here
G: playing with Dog
G: got him all wound up
G: and another couple too
J: he’s such a spoiled puppy!
J: [Guy] just called and asked me to be a judge at the [county] talent show again. Maybe I should just enter it and win.
G: You should enter it. LOL
J: yeah, um, maybe not.
G: is it a talent show or singing contest? You and Dog could work up an act.
J: LOL! Well, last year it was that Colgate Country Showdown thing.
G: he’s whining b/c he lost his ball
J: I was by far the best singer there.
G: dropped it outside the gate
J: we could work up a song. I could say “kitty” and he could sing to everyone.
G: LOL
G: or lose his tennis ball
G: http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/archives/2007/05/perils_of_mass.php
J: lol! i think that guy she was talking to was Bob!
J: we should blog about F21 and write it off as a business expense.
G: good idea
G: Is it just 2:06?
G: Cuz I checked 2 hours ago and it was 1:53.
G: LOL
J: it’s actually 2:08
G: It seems like 2 hours ago anyway
J: yes, this is a very slow afternoon.
G: my cell clock is always 2 minutes slower than my car clock
G: even if I set it up 2 minutes
G: a while later it’ll go back to 2 minutes slow
J: because cingular has a deal with the devil to drive everyone crazy i think…
G: most likely
G: my tummy hurts
J: i have the munchies. i want some popcorn.
G: I’d still eat a cinnamon melt
J: mmm. me too. and i have a headache. it’s just a little one, but annoying nonetheless.
J: you didn’t tell me that you blogged about my chicken strips…
G: LOL

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G: Okay, what’s for lunch
J: i was just fixing to ask the same thing. i’m starved.
G: well…
G: hmmm
G: there are shelter dogs out there today for Farmer’s Market
G: and they were walking two on the island and one barked at Dog a little, which he was cool with. Just kinda stood and looked.
G: but then we got to the door and he started attacking that rock. I told him he was making an ass of himself.
J: lol!!!
G: He wouldn’t stop either. I couldn’t drag him away
J: he’s so funny!
G: some guy came over, “Is there a rat under there?” Nope, just a rock. A really bad, bad, rock.
J: okay. i want to take a little vacation. like fri thru monday. where should i go?
J: or should we decide lunch first before we start deciding something else?
G: um, yes!
J: okay, so operation FAJ is officially underway!
G: okay
J: did you get it?
G: Find a job?
G: Find a Jawbreaker?
G: fit a jew?
J: dude. we spend way too much time together!!!!
J: or think way too much alike.
G: LOL
J: lunch.
J: what’s for it?
G: I don’t know. I think I sunburned my brain too
J: lol
G: seriously, I can remember this from last year and hte year before……..
G: if I’m on the lake Sunday, Monday I come in in flip flops and a t-shirt and I’m all mellow and relaxed.
J: is it different this year?
G: no,
G: except I’m not in flip flops today
G: but I’m just chillin
J: i’m kinda chillin today as well. [boss]’s not here. i’m FAJ.
G: okay…
J: okay. lunch. before i get so hungry nothing sounds good.
G: McDs
G: Subway
G: [restaurant]
J: blah, blah, blah.
G: yeah
J: we need something new
G: yes, we do
G: [restaurant]
J: if you want something in [hick town] i’d be willing to drive over there.
G: hmm
G: nothing there sounds good either
J: hey, we ate at that [restaurant] yesterday and it was pretty good. have ya’ll ever eaten there?
G: yeah
J: of course, i had chicken strips ’cause i wasn’t in the mood for a burger.
J: but a burger does sound good right now. a real one, not a mcdonalds one.
G: hmm
J: okay, so i’m applying for this job online and i have to describe my job duties in 255 characters or less. that’s like one sentence!
G: i can do anything!
J: that would work!
G: WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT OPERATOR. No?
J: um, no
J: how in the world do i tell what i did for three years in 255 characters???? how will they know how awesome i am???
G: use big words
G: integral
G: essential
J: okay. i did it but it just sounds like i didn’t do much. oh well.
J: back to our bigger problem. lunch.
J: is there anything that you’re hungry for?
G: um, I dunno. and My [lady] is here
J: wanna just do mcd’s since it’s easy and she’s there?
J: will she be gone by lunch?
G: yeah, I’lld o it fast
G: i’ll have my shrek sandwich
J: okay
G: okay, see, I did it fast? she’s gone.
G: and the dog was licking my heels the whole time I was trying to talk
J: awww.. he loves you…
G: he’s a little rat
J: okay, i’m on my way. i’m so excited about lunch! i’m starved
G: ok

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G: you there?
J: yeo
J: yep
G: http://www.linkedin.com/home?trk=logo
G: sign up there
G: and there’s job stuff. it’s kinda a networking plate
J: cool.
G: and I’ll be your first friend
J: awesome!
G: “This guy’s good…Michael Boolay”
J: lol
J: http://imeem.com/
J: or did you already find it?
G: YA!!!
G: NO
G: YIPPEE!
G: LOL
J: i looked through my history
G: I did that but my history only saves one day
J: and now i can delete it all!
G: and since my computer never has any idea which day it is…I’m doubly screwed
J: lol!
J: Um, what qualifies Gangstarr featuring Mos Def as Classical music?
G: *shrug*
J: or Ice Cube?
G: someday? a classic?
J: maybe, but I doubt it!
G: me too
J: i’m gonna buy all my bridesmaid gifts from you. if i have bridesmaids. otherwise I’ll invite you to HI with us
G: LOL, okay, I’ll remember that
G: you’re a falling star
G: you’re the getaway car
G: you’re the line in the sand, when I go to far
J: i still want that for my ringtone
J: i get to kiss you baby just because I can…
G: I found Vince is FUNNY when he’s had Gin. And he likes that song then.
J: well just keep him liquored up on Gin all the time, then!
G: that’s what I said. No more crown & coke. Gin & Tonic
G: okay now how can I ADD to my current playlist?
J: i just found the songs i wanted and clicked “add to playlist”
J: i forgot to tell you that I saw [couple] at WM last night and she acted like she would rather be at the gyno than say hi to me.
G: seriously?
J: yep. i was at taco bell and they came in and I said hi real friendly like to her and she was just like, “hi” and kept walking. No how’ve you been, nothing.
G: sheesh!
G: WTH did you do to her?
J: i mean, it’s narrowly possible she didn’t recognize me, but i doubt it. i haven’t changed that much!
J: i have no idea!
G: yeah,your face looks pretty much the same.
G: I’ve just seen her once and it was shortly after but she came over and talked….she wasn’t the same but she wasn’t like that.
J: i hope Bob comes over tonight to walk. otherwise i’m afraid i won’t do it. i’m getting lazy. i need to get back to it.
G: some night you can come walk with me!
G: I’m gonna go get the boys. BBL
J: ok

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G: okay, I’m back…
G: but just for a few minutes because I’ve GOT to clean and do laundry (yeah right)
J: oh, okay…
J: so, yeah. i’ll have to come walk with you and Dog. if i can keep up!
G: okay, LOL
J: gotta go give a bathroom break. yippee.
J: they are all so peacful and quiet when they’re asleep (the kids, that is)
G: lol
J: maybe someday i’ll get one.
J: a kid that is. not a bathroom break
J: maybe i should teach computer classes. i just taught [boss] how to download new clipart without even looking at the screen.
G: LOL
J: and like when someone is using my computer and are moving the mouse to get to each line or something instead of hitting tab it just about drives me insane! and when they click the dropdown arrow instead of hitting the first letter of the word they want. i don’t want to sound like a know it all, so i don’t say anything. Ususally…
G: lol
G: I’m craving Mint Chip ice cream
J: mmm… that sounds good.
J: if Bob doesn’t come tonight we could walk to the ice cream shop

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G: what the heck is that web site we were making playlists on? because *I* am a moron and didn’t bookmark it!
G: hello, BTW
J: ummm… well…. nor did i….
G:
J: i know.
G: well that was just a WASTE OF TIME!
J: i’m watching the Duggars take a cross country trip in a motor home.
G: yeehaw!
G: what channel?
J: did ya’ll have fun today?
J: TLC
G: ok, Vince was peeing, I was able to grab the remote
G: yeah, we did.
G: the boys all tubed a lot. 3 of them can get on the one big tube Joe & [friend] have
G: OMG! That turd
G: he changed it
G: because it was a commercial!
G: he didn’t even realize *I* had changed it at first
J: lol!
J: they are in New Mexico now.
J: they are learining the pistachio business.
G: well I’m watching Michael Jordan
G: because the NBA sucks now so let’s watch it AGAIN when it was good
G: http://gigglesugar.com/276586
J: LOL!!!
J: so, i’m sure they’re getting into disney land for free, but could you even imagine how much that would cost?
G: wow, I’m sure!
J: the eldest Duggar turned 18. guess it’s time for him to get married and start his family.
G: yikes…yeah, better get going!
J: Oh, my. they are going to vegas.
G: sinners!
G: Michael Jordan’s gonna win the playoffs against the Lakers…again!
J: sweet! you shoulda placed a bet or something.
G: no lie
G: I think my lips are sunburned
J: ouch.
G: maybe windburned
G: and my toe really hurts
J: was it cool on the lake?
G: only when it was pouring rain
J: it rained? It never rained in [hicktown]
G: oh yeah, it poured. Twice. Once about 1pm and then once about 5 or so and it was bad then. We were under the dock, it was cool actually.
G: It rained in town too
J: we kept waiting for it to rain but it never did.
G: one big cloud went right north of us….we could see it raining on the next hill
G: oh those poor tiny kids
G: were any of them in strollers?
J: i don’t think so
G: you know I still can’t find that @#$@# site. I’d probably be able to make a new one in all the time I spent looking
J: i wish i could remember what it was called.
G: imsomething.com
G: it was a dumb name
J: i’m going to bed. i’m just so excited to go back to work tomorrow i need to rest so i’ll be my best!
G: yeah uh huh
G: I still need to get off my rear and blow dry
J: yeah, do you see what time it is missy???
G: 8:47am?
G: that’s what my computer says!
J: lol!
J: then i’m late for work.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: okay, goodnight!

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Game:  Catch 33

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J: whatcha doin?
G: oh, going to hell
J: what for now?
G: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY
J: well, i may very well be joining you after last night…
G: uh oh
J: Bob was here until 3 AM! Scandalous!
G: did you keep your clothing on?
J: some of them
G: um, okay
J: lol!
J: yeah, i think this video may very well send us to hell!
G: I’m pretty sure
G: although, I stopped watching it
G: and then finished later
G: and they’re making fun of themselves
G: so…
J: yeah, that’s what i was thinking.
G: that’s what I keep telling myself anyway
J: lol. we are way too much alike in our reasoning!
G: LOL
J: last night Bob asked me if i told all my friends about our “sex” life and i told him that the only person who even knew that i knew what s-e-x is was you and that we don’t divulge in all the gritty details!
G: LOL
G: It’s not Sex in the City here
J: yeah. that’s what i told him.
J: all i’m going to say is that we tried last night but i think both of us were a little nervous, so…
G: gotcha
J: okay. how many of these actresses have to be arrested on “suspicions of DUI” before someone will wake up and stop putting them in their movies and on the covers of their magazines?! If I had a teenage daughter I would not even let her watch ET!
J: man, I sound like an old woman
G: I know. Me neither. I’m thankful I don’t
J: so, i must say that i’m glad that i’m dating Bob and not the new [company guy. he's a nice guy and all but he wore a gold ring on his forefinger and that just annoyed the poop out of me.
G: LOL
G: that would be strike 3 for me right there
J: yeah. i think i'll keep what i got.
J: so, um, what is [girl] doing these days?
G: Um, you know..posing in her undies…
G: LOL
G: working at a bar
G: [bar name]
J: oh, i see.
G: Did you see her profile picture?
J: yep
J: were her boobs always that big?
G: I think her waist has gotten smaller
G: but yes
G: ask [old guy]
J: lol
G: he’s obsessed with them. LOL
J: i keep forgetting to ask Bob what he thinks about your comment!
G: LOL. That’s just putting him in a tough position!
J: oh, so i still think orlando bloom is hawt. especially after the pirates movie…
G: J…he’s in the “I can carry him around on my back category”
J: yes. but he is hawt.
J: um, if i’m not mistaken, your boyfriend is not much taller than that…
G: yes he is!
J: LOL!
G: he is a good 6′
J: i knew that would get a rise out of you!!!
G: LOL
G: Okay, speaking of…I need to find myself a rich boyfriend……..http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/category.jhtml?id=cat190122&navAction=jump
J: yes, i would take all of those as well!
J: okay, i am really so tired i cannot keep my eyes open.
J: are you guys going on the boat tomorrow?’
G: how cute would Boy2 look in this? http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jhtml?id=prod85469371&catId=cat190918
G: sheesh? 10pm? old lady
G: I guess…
G: if my mom will come work early
G: today stunk. I don’t know the total…maybe she did better but it stunk
J: he would be too cute!
G: I know!
J: ugh. that sucks.
G: Friday was really good though
J: i think everyone’s putting all their money in their gas tanks.
G: yeah
G: it was white trashy morning too. (going to hell but it’s the truth!)
J: that always makes for a pleasant morning
G: yeah
J: okay, well i guess i should go to bed. no need fighting it anymore!
J: i will talk to you tomorrow i’m sure
J: nite!
G: good night

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J: working hard yet?
G: nope
J: did you see that i think my spyware is gone!
G: no!!! did you seriously msg me again?
G: frickin Yahoo
J: yes. i sent it at like 10:11 and then a minute or so later it said you signed out and then at 10:15 it said you signed back in. I figured you went to the shop so my feelings weren’t hurt.
G: hmm
G: when I got here it said 10:08 in the car and that’s fast
G: who knows
J: not me!
G: I guess I”m going to go to [school carnival] after lunch. I SO don’t feel like it but Boy2 was begging me
G: well yeah I love to play softball but I’m not gonna take a day off from the shop and pay to do so. LOL
G: Okay, you need to get rid of the hand sanitizer there. apparently kids lick it off their hands and it gets them drunk
G: [friend] sent it to me but it is on Snopes!
J: oh, yeah? well they can also sniff my can duster thing and get high and die like some cops kid in arizona did. it almost became contraban around here but i dug my heels in and was stubborn about it!
G: http://hubpages.com/hub/For_Cyberchondriacs__the_Internet_Is_the_Enemy there’s a story about you!
J: for me! you’re the one always diagnosing me!!! i just ask what’s wrong with me!
J: awww… [boy] is outside my window and he knocked on the window and waved at me. then he got in trouble. LOL!
G: LOL
G: yeah but I’m not ill
G: you are
J: that’s true. you got me there.
G: LOL
G: http://hubpages.com/hub/Sasquatch_or_Bigfoot
G: cool, did you see that video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPytCu4NJMQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fhubpages%2Ecom%2Fhub%2FSasquatch%5For%5FBigfoot
G: You need to put that on Bob’s myspace page
J: now why can’t i ever find sasquatch like that???
G: patience my dear
J: lol!
G: when we move to [neighborhood], we’ll find the one that left the footprint and make friends
G: Like the lady in the trailer on that documentary
G: awwww
J: yeah, Bob was like, “that’s enough. we look fine.” he’s such a man.
G: LOL
G: um, so what’s for lunch in 10 minutes?
G: scuse me, 7 minutes?
J: aye caramba!
J: look at the time!
J: it’s either subway or mcdonalds…
J: no time for anything else.
J: poop
J: oh, i see you gave me a 10 minute and a 7 minute warning…
G: I can’t do McDs again. My stomach can’t take much right now
G: yeah, Um I did. were you ignoring me
J: no i was workin hard.
G: I was thinking [restaurant] sounded good. I guess get me a turkey whatever from Subway.
J: okay. i’ll be there in a few!
G: ok

<later>

J: which are you watching?
G: Lost
G: but we’re flipping
J: taylor’s on AI
J: well they had better hurry and announce the winner.
G: yeah, I saw him earlier
G: There’s something wrong about a big fat black man singing Beatles
G: yeah, it says 4 minutes left! WTH?
J: lol!
J: do you know how pissed i would be if i had taped this and it went over and i didn’t get to see who won!
G: OH man, no kidding
G: now it says 2 minuets left
J: yep
G: Vince says he hopes Sanjaya wins
J: so i told Bob that we did his ringtone and he’s really excited, but he asked if you would please do the first part of it ’cause he likes the bass.
J: lol! me too!
G: sheesh, he’s high maintenance
G: LOL
J: he thinks it’s really cool that you would do it for him.
G: aww, did you tell him because I”m so nice?
G: HA HA HA HA
J: he doesn’t understand that people would actually do nice things for people just because!
J: lol!!!
G: so did you see that Sanjaya thing on TMZ? did we talk about that today?
J: okay, so my DVR just went off. i would be soooo mad!!!
J: no
G: Oh, I would BE SO MAD.
J: yeah!
G: http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/22/sanjaya-human-art-project/
J: and you know, i would think that the DVR would be smart enough to keep recording until the next show comes on, but i guess i’m giving it way too much credit
G: Vince just says “Who’s Kellie Pickler?”
J: where is kellie pickler?
G: they showed a teaser on Fox News
J: oh.
G: but yeah on the DVR thing…
J: does he not remember us making fun of her??? he’s getting old and forgetful i guess.
G: I know if we had it on our DTV it would go off b/c it is showing it as over.
J: okay… here it goes…
G: *biting nails*
J: who do you think?
G: Jordin
G: no blake
J: i’m going to say blake
G: No..
G: LOL
G: Jordin
J: but it will probably be jordin.
J: not that i like blake, but he’s more commercial.
G: I think I like Blake better..maybe
G: I can’t commit
J: didn’t he wear that last year?
J: and the year before?
J: simon
G: prolly
G: it’s is dress up outfit
J: YAY
J: but come on. who really cares who wins? they all get famous and super rich!
G: I called it! LOL
G: yeah, exactly
G: now to Lost
G: Oh my
G: Ben & Jack are face to face! Shit! what was I missing!?
J: i called Bob earlier and he paused it and i told him that i was going to talk to you about his ringtone and he said, “but she’ll probably be watching Lost”
J: i told him that you can multi-task and he said that he gets way too involved in it to do anything else.
G: yes, but I can multi-multi task
G: LOL
J: lOL
G: I know, that’s why I’m never 100% sure what’s going on!!
J: would you cry if I won american idol?????
G: yeah, I think I would
G: http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/22/sanjaya-human-art-project/
G: he still doesn’t remember Kellie Pickler
J: how can he not remember her???? good grief. i think he was the ringleader of the fun making.
G: I KNOW
G: “She must be good.”
G: no, he liked her I thought because we hated her so much
G: If I MAKE him a ring tone will he promise to set his phone to RING?
J: LOL! I’ll make sure he does!
J: i need something new for his ringtone. any suggestions?
G: let me think….
J: i think i want that part of everything…
J: i love that line!
G: I don’t have it as an MP3 right now…just an iTunes file
J: okay… something else… lemme think…
G: I’ll pick you out sumthin special
G: I’ll have to rip the MB song tomorrow b/c Vince hates it
J: well i especially want it if he hates it
G: he told me to “turn that shit off”
G: So I plugged in the earphones
G: and I’m singing along
G: so la la la la la la la
G: so la la la la la la la
J: LOL!
G: and in this crazy life
J: i really do want that one now. i love that song. we’ll have to do it tomorrow.
G: oh! I’m getting my hair done tomorrow
J: with [hair stylist]?
G: you can have lunch with my mom though!!
G: yeah
J: lol!
J: man i need my eyebrows done really bad. i guess i’ll have to pluck.
G: I will wax them for you!
G: LOL
G: I have those strips!
G: say, Sayid and Jin and what’s his name, Rose’s husband aren’t really dead
J: oh, really? hmm…. that’s too bad.
G: oH MAN
J: or good i mean
G: no, it’s good
G: HURLEY (fat guy) saved the DAY!! YAY
J: did you watch the last King of Queens?
G: um
G: I think so
G: yes
G: I had to try to remember it
G: did you?
J: yeah, i’m watching it now.
J: [friend] tivo’d AI and it quit before the end of it and she was not too happy.
G: Okay, I just about said the ending
G: “Oh yeah, with the XXX”
G: Oh bummer!
G: Did you watch that Sanjaya thing???
G: and did you get the 2 ring tomes?????
J: yes and yes!
G: okay, scary music
G: something bad
G: Uh oh
G: dum dum dum dum
G: who is Penelope?
J: if i told you then you’d know everything!
G: dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
G: uh oh
G: run run run
G: Charlie RUN
J: you’re making me nervous!!!!!
G: why is he trying to kill himself
G: ?
J: are they in a submarine?
G: no, some under water thing
G: CHARLIE!
G: DANGIT
J: some under water thing that is not a submarine?
G: exactly
J: where did he get the sharpie?
G: LOL, good question
J: i thought they were stranded on an island
J: not penny’s boat!
J: why doesn’t that guy open the door?
G: because he locked it
G: from the inside
J: who are all those people?
J: do you want me to turn the channel????
G: the people tring to get rescued
G: I’ll never sleep
G: my heart is in my throat
G: No, because Vince asks too
G: Doug E Fresh was on AI with Blake…did you see that part?
J: i just realized I can pause live tv!!!
G: LOL!! just now?
J: no i haven’t watched it.
G: rewind it!
J: i just got to the part where i started watching.
J: awesome
G: did you try on your F21?
J: no not yet. did you?
G: yeah
J: and?
G: that black & white is SO cute but huge on my hugely large rib cage
G: it should be tighter
G: and I don’t like the pink thing on me…it’s ugly
G: I may run it back tomorrow
J: the pink thing?
J: i can’t remember
G: tank top thing
G: tht we both got
J: oh, really?
J: well i may not like mine either! i’ll try it on before i go to bed.
G: oh MAN JOHN LOCKE! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
J: hasn’t he been on the island the whole time?
G: yes
G: he doesn’t want to get off the island
G: because he was paralyzed
G: and then when he got on the island he could walk again
J: well duh! then just stay and let everyone else go home!
G: I KNOW.
G: he blew up the subarine first–so Jack couldn’t leave
G: but then the show would be over
J: um, isn’t that jack?
G: yes, this is a flash back
J: oh, okay.
G: whahat? is this a flash FORWARD?
J: could be!
G: wow, this show is goood.
G: I’m glad I didn’t give up on it
J: well i enjoyed the last 15 minutes.
G: you should watch it over the summer..like rent the previous seasons and watch the reruns
J: i could get them on my netflix i guess.
G: yeah
J: i love that one!!!!
G:
G: yay
G: I sleep with a pillow between my knees
G: and Vince’s calling it “Your Vagina Pillow”
J: nice…
G: I know
G: “I think I have your vagina pillow!”
G: Huh?
G: “help me! Which one is your vagina pillow?”
G: What ARE you talking about?
J: LOL!
J: HEY! I just saw Bob’s myspace! that’s not nice!!!
G: LOL!!!!!!!
G: *giggle*
G: I just now showed that to Vince
G: I don’t need to tell you he’s LOL
G: I can’t keep my eyes open any more
J: okay, i think i’m going to bed
J: lol
G: okay, good night!
G: LOL
J: nite!
J: have fun wit your hair tomorrow!
G: okay, thanks!

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G: sent
J: okay
J: waiting
J: LOL! That’s gonna be your new ringtone!!!
G: did I tell you Boy1 said they are having a sad song at Graduation about Friends?
J: yes
J: and we sang friends are friends forever…
G: I still don’t know what. Yes that’s right
G: okay, this one you can’t play in church
J: okay
J: poop. do you have the edited version of that song? i do love that…
G: you said you wanted the un-edited did you not? LOL
J: lol
J: true
: I have a pic for you
G: ok
G: “Herro! May I relp you?” (Say it like Scooby Doo)
J: awww!!!! How cute!!!
J: LOL!!!
J: hey, where did you go to find out about that spyware thing? i need to see if there’s a fix for it yet.
G: I dunno!
G: google the error message
J: wonder if i deleted IE and used foxfire it would go away
J: OMG. These parents. calling, “Do you know what time they will be back from their field trip?”
J: well, um, are we not still in school? does it matter? shouldn’t you just be here at normal time to pick up your kid????
G: I’m going to get Boy2…..he’s not feeling well still. TTYL
J: i’m sorry!

<later>

G: Okay. we’re honme
G: he hurled coming out of school…but he hadn’t eaten all day
J: ugh. poor guy. that drainage is not fun.
G: I know
G: [NP] gave him some new allergy tabs
G: he’s gonna start taking them tonight
J: okay, so it appears that my problem is an IE problem. My problem is that i cannot uninstall IE because it came with my machine.
J: i hate that he’s not feeling well.
G: ‘I know. Tomorrow is [school carnival]
J: well hopefully he’ll feel better tomorrow.
G: I know.
G: He does have this mental block about throwing up
G: like once he throws up he’s worried about throwing up in public–at school
G: My mom said gas in [town]. was like $3.30+
G: and Conoco is still $3.25
G: “so get it while you can”
G: but when I went by all 4 pumps were full
J: well crap. i thought i had gotten rid of it, but alas. i have not! poop!
J: are you there?
G: I might be….
J: i’m startin’ to get a complex…
G: why?
J: you’ve been showin’ as being online all night and haven’t talked back to me
G: did you talk to ME?
J: YES. Hence the talk BACK to me…
G: I didn’t even look at my list. I’ve been on ON since 6 and never got one message!
G: that dang Yahoo again!
G: I know I looked at my list when I got online
J: i didn’t get home until a little after 8
G: well I was just in the shower and when I came back it said Yahoo had encountered an error and shut down
G: oh yeah….the boys were in bed at like 7:45 so I have been here the whole time
J: how’s Boy2 feeling?
G: um….okay
G: sometimes great and then he’ll be tired
G: we went ahead and gave him his Zyrtec at like 5 instead of bedtime and I think it made him sleepy
G: when we left school he threw up
G: but then at home he ate leftover mexican–chips, salsa, beans, rice, cheese dip, and quesadillas
G: so I don’t know!!!
J: well hopefully he’ll be better by tomorrow.
G: I know!
G: okay, I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars……
G: but I just flipped over
G: and I think it’s the last one? so everyone is back dancing…and Billy Ray was wearing a mullet wig
J: oh lord. i’m glad i’m not famous for having the worlds worst haircut.
G: no lie
G: she ripped it off him at the end
G: Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel is dressed up in a dancing (girls) outfit
J: so Bob let me set sasquatch as my ringtone on his phone.
G: LOL
J: and he told me that he wanted some white stripes song that i was going to ask you to find, but now i can’t remember what it was so i guess it doesn’t matter anymore.
G: I have some
J: i want this dress. [link]
G: Doorbell…I know I have that one
G: http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/index.html did I show you this?
J: that song has two words in the title.
G: DOOR BELL
J: lol!
J: not those two words!
G: Okay, let me look at what I have…that’s the only one I can remember…Cupid’s Chokehold is blaring out of the boys room….I can’t think
J: that is disgusting!!!
G: earlier today I saw that brown dress I got last year
G: here it is [link]
J: okay, maybe it was three words… seven nation army
G: I don’t think I have that but I’ll look for it
G: Fergie interviewing Fergie on the next access HOllywood!!!
J: oh, wow. that should be, um, interesting.
G: George will be on too…you may want to watch afterall
J: um, yeah!
G: I’m going to blow dry
G: ok
G: man, I’m hungry
J: Bob and i had mexican. i’m not!
G: I can’t even think of what we have for snacks…Go Tarts
G: that doesn’t sound good
G: those boys eat every bit of snack thing
G: that I bring in the house
G: except what they ask me to get for them. Boy2 wanted Ranch Rice Cakes
J: ugh.
J: well, i’m going to sleep. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: nite
G: good night

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G: Man, I really hate my [business] neighbors. They suck.
J: who’s that?
G: all of them. every one.
G: No, [lady] isn’t that bad (to my face0
G: but dumbass next door was just going on [removed long ramble you wouldn’t get]

G: LOL, Dog is locked in the bathroom, BRB
G: LOL, he’s looking at me like “WTF did you do that to ME?”
J: LOL!

G: that’s always nice to gt first thing Monday morning
J: welcome to my day!!!
J: What are we having for lunch? that’ll put us in a better mood.
J: my desk is a total disaster area!
G: OOH! Lookie who’s on the list at VH1 http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/top_20_countdown/vote.jhtml
J: Okay, I know he should be there but i seriously don’t see him
J: brb
J: will Boy2 wear a cap & gown at his graduation?
G: I dunno
G: Boy1 wore a cap
G: Lunch: McDs, Subway, [restaurant] [restaurant] , [restaurant]
J: um, i’m gonna say subway because i’m fat and need to get back on my diet. but if you want something different i’ll make two stops.
G: um
G: I was thinking a tuna from [restaurant] sounded good…they have turkey sandwiches too don’t they?
G: not that I’m telling you to get that…I’m just saying there’s a better option there
J: yeah, i think so. okay, well i’ll go there and if nothing else i’ll get the tuna as well. that sounds good. okay. i’ll be there in a few!
G: wait
G: are you waiting?
G: Boy2 is here
J: oh! okay. what does he want?
G: do they have soup?
J: yes, but i’m not sure what kind they have today. sometimes it’s chicken noodle, sometimes it’s oh, i can’t even remember. oh, chicken gumbo. different stuff.
G: I’m sure about any kind would be find
G: fine
J: okay, well if it’s something weird i’ll call you before i order it. otherwise soup for the boy and tuna for the girl?
J: i’m on my way so if you change your mind call me.
G: ok
J: my “[button]” thing you made me for my myspace isn’t linking anymore!
G: well you’ve got a problem then
J: well, it works on my main page, just the other one doesn’t, so that’s no biggie. no one even knows about that page, anyway.
J: one of the kids just stuck their head in my office and said “chocolate bunnies.” now, as annoying as that is, it really makes me want a chocolate bunny!!!!
G: LOL
G: my stomach is starting to gurgle. I better not have explosive diarrhea from that tuna!!!
G: what’s “the other one”?
J: oh, my non-music one.
G: oh
G: well just copy the one that works!
J: yeah, i thought about that after i said something. i forgot it was on both pages.
J: darnit. i have tried to listen to one of KKITM’s k-pod’s like twice and miss the same part both times!
J: OMG. This spyware thing is about to make me lose my mind. it pops up every two minutes. UGH!!!
G: that’s not good
J: G, really. i don’t know what’s wrong with me. i’m being mean to everyone because everyone is getting on my nerves. and i’m trying really hard to be nice but something is keeping me from it!!!!
J: Bob would totally break up with me if he could hear me now. his new motto is “Life is sweeter when you’re sweet, J”. 8 whatever.
G: LOL. sorry, I was watching a video
J: well thanks a lot! thanks for being there for me, friend!
J: brb
G: LOL, it was good

<later, watching The Bachelor>

J: so, have i missed anything?
G: not really
G: his family was as dorky as he is
J: that’s good to know. that it runs in the family anyway.
G: LOL
G: I mean you wonder looks-wise how he came from them
J: really? well, he is pretty cute until he opens his mouth.
J: he’s only 30?
G: he lies
G: Gah! Don’t leave it out loud! That’s private shit!!!
G: dorkus!
J: lol!
G: “thank you”
J: omg. this is making me want to puke.
G: I know
G: especially knowing he’s gonna be saying it to the other chick
J: exactly.
J: commercial!
J: do you have the petsmart commercial?
G: yes
G: but I was trying to figure out what he HELL you were talking about!!!!! LOL
J: LOL! Wasn’t that a cute puppy!
G: Yes!
J: my mom had to drive through a rainstorm!
G: oh NO!
G: was it wet?
J: LOL!
J: She said she prayed all the way home, “Lord, please let me make it home!” LOL!
J: I love my mommy!!!!
G: I do too. she’s silly.
G: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/473048/wild_fox_playing_on_trampoline/
J: how cute! i think foxes are cute anyway.
G: okay, I just saw the last minute of that but from the commercial til 1 minute ago did I miss anything?
J: are you kidding? you missed everything!
G: Have I told you we used to have fox living in a topsoil pile by our house. Kinda by where hte basketball goals are now
J: i think i knew that.
G: and sometimes we’d look out and he (she?) was sleeping on our door mat
J: oh how sweet.
G: at this point I think I’ve told you all my stories.
J: LOL! me, too!
G: aww
J: i heart [kid]!!!
G: he’s a cutie
J: yep!
G: gawd, he looks JUST like [his dad]
J: i know.
G: he did even moreso when he was littler and had less hair.
J: well that would make it the most emotional season finale ever if he proposed to both of them!
G: totally
J: so who do we want him to pick?
G: I think the brunette one
J: yeah, kinda me too.
G: I can’t remember their names…I’m not *that* invested in it.
J: tessa
J: bevin is the blonde
J: oh good lord. i’ve seen it all. the ex-wives club? good grief.
J: it’s not a rejection?
G: yeah, I’m thinking it IS a rejection
G: http://www.leakingpen.com/content/pic/2007/3638/18368.jpg
J: okay, so i’m sitting here, on the couch, holding hands with the man who just proposed to me on TV and hear him say to the other woman, “i will never, ever forget you.” yeah. this relationship is going to last.
G: yeah, that’s what I thought
G: hey, that’s a great sayign!
J: LOL! she should put that on a t-shirt!
J: LOL! that sign is funny!
G: okay, Lost v. AI
J: i’d go with Lost.
G: yeah, I’m thinking so
G: I’ll flip
J: i’m going to DVR it and probably watch it in FF
J: and tomorrow we’ll find out that they are no longer together.
G: exactly
G: I started to ask earlier..they gonna be on Regis or The View or GMA or what?
J: oh, probably something.
G: he’s a dork
G: Oh! tomorrow night! yay.
J: yippee!
G: well, I feel better about MY dog http://www.jibjab.com/view/59907
G: http://www.jibjab.com/view/125250#
J: okay, the dog one is funny.
J: and i’ll never look at the little mermaid the same again!
G: Okay, another funny dog one http://www.jibjab.com/view/90888
G: um. http://www.sight-sound.com/WebSiteSS/getshowdetails.do?eventCD=NOA
J: ???
J: okay. i’m going to sleep. and i’m going to wake up tomorrow in a better mood than i was in today!
G: okay
J: andy has only seen his fiancee three times since they finished shooting.
J: and he says they are still engaged.
G: amazing
J: he chose a single button tux with a tie for his wedding.
G: fascinating
J: yep.
J: okay. i’m going now. i’ll talk to you tomorrow! nite!
G: good night

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