June 29th 2007- Morning
J: OMG. It is soooo cold in here that i can feel the hairs on my legs growing as we speak.
J: what are we having for lunch today?
J: are the boys there?
J: i think we should have pimento cheese.
J: i was just looking at pictures of BBQ’s and i wanted a hotdog.
G: I don’t know. Yes. Ugh, not again. And okay.
G: Boy1 says he wants Pizza Hut for lunch….which means nothing. He asked me to tell you and I am
J: oh, okay. dualy noted.
J: i just talked to my daddy… i miss him.
G: aww
J: i’m sending my dad a ppt i made about the 4th of july to show in church and i told him to tell everyone that i made it if they like it. if they don’t, tell them [brother] did it.
G: LOL
J: i talked to my mom last night and she said that my dad was upset that [dumbass brother] gave that iPod away. he said, “well, we’ll just buy J one.”
G: awww, that’s nice. Tell your dad to spank him.
J: yeah. i told my mom i’d rather have the $$ for my overseas trip than a new iPod
G: well good point
G: Boy2 is singing Everything. How cute is that.
G: Okay, this is funny…they’ve got Dog’s bone on monofilament and it’s freaking him out.
J: oh how cute! you need a video camera at all times.
G: yeah except now there’s a lady in here and he’s all worked up
J: teach Boy2 my favorite part so he can sing it to me when i get there
J: okay. what’s for lunch?
G: Um…what sounds good
G: my cute [company] a stuff just came! I’m essited!
J: yay!
J: i don’t care. let Boy2 decide. if he sings that part of Everything for me…
G: LOL, he said hot dogs! Does [restaurant]s still have them?
J: i’m not sure. that [restaurant] place has them on their menu.
G: I found it they do…but which do you want?
J: actually, i think i might get a quesadilla.
J: and chips and queso
G: Boy2 wants a hot dog and a pretzel
G: Boy1 is browsing……
G: 3 beef tacos crunchy……
G: with everything but olives & jalapenos
J: does Boy2 want cheese with his pretzel?
J: and just a plain hot dog?
G: yes, cheese, plain hot dog
G: Well, he’ll want mustard
G: I want a soft beef taco and a soft chicken taco
G: and I’ll share the chips & queso if that’s alright
J: oh, i guess that’ll be alright…
J: i hope i have enough money for all this! just kidding, btw…
G: wait, they want that too
J: does Boy1 want salsa & sourcream on his tacos?
J: they want what?
J: i already called it in, but i can call them back
G: oh, chips & queso. and yeah, he’d have sour cream. Sorry, I was unpacking
J: ok
J: salsa?
J: on his taco?
G: Probably not
G: he’s in the back & quiet so I’ll say no
J: okay. leaving.
G: yay
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June 28, 2007–Evening Chat
J: where the heck are you???
G: I was running the dog and then in the shower
G: but I haven’t missed a sec of Paula
G: I was getting in trouble b/c I didn’t shower right and it leaked
J: well it’s about time!
J: Bob said Paula comes on at 9. is that right or was he just telling me that so he didn’t have to Tivo it so he wouldn’t have to watch it with me?
G: 9 Eastern time
G: has he not figured that out yet? I’ve even taught Boy1, they’re saying 9 Eastern and WE are CENTRAL
J: ugh. so it’s on now?
J: crappity!
J: well, it’ll probably be on a bazillion times in reruns over the next week.
G: YES it’s no NOW. EIGHT PM, I told you that! And you listened to Bob over ME?
J: NO!
J: i just forgot to set my dvr and was going by what he told me. that’ll teach me to listen to him!
G: yes, I know, that’s what I’m saying *I* told you it was 8 though.
G: (from last night) Tomorrow night (Thursday) at 8pm is the Paula Abdul show on Bravo. I just saw a commercial and we’ve gotta watch it!
J: i didn’t remember you saying it was 8… SORRY!!!!!
J: Bob wanted to go to dinner tonight but i had this wonderful experience we all call [organization]
J: oh, and my windows were cracked during the rain.
G: oh man
G: Vince’s were too but the second it started I yelled at him and I think he got them.
J: i tried to take a pic for you earlier but someone needed help and i couldn’t tell them to scoot over so i could take a picture of a not so thin girl in a not so large shirt and not so long skirt.
G: Okay, well at Wal-Mart there was this little girl in like a leotard type thing but the top of it looked like a shirt and the bottom was like panties–but all one piece. Maybe a bodysuit?
G: it wasn’t like for ballet type of thing though
J: there’s a kid here tonight in a tie-dye onensie with hiking boots with no laces.
G: well this girl was like 10. a little old for it
J: oh, yeah. absolutely.
J: everytime i’m here i understand the saying “but for the grace of God go i…”
J: and i never make eye contact with anyone until they sit down at my table!!!
G:
G: OMG, wait til you see the QVC thing
J: oh yeah?
G: I need to watch QVC more at 1am
J: there are like 6 episodes on in a row.
G: I know there’s one after this.
J: i’m starting to feel sick to my stomach. i think i ate my hamburger too fast.
G: uh oh
J: okay. no one here has an income to speak of but they all have cellphones.
G: yeah, that bugs the shit out of me
G: because I remember all the days we SHARED a cell to save money, and I saw a pic in the paper people lined up for the Angel Tree presents (which we buy every year for kids) and they’re talking on their cell phones! Pissed me the hell off!!!
J: oh, and tattoos. i know that’s stupid, but those aren’t free either!
G: no they’re expensive
J: okay, i’m going to try to make a run for it. brb.
G:: yay
J: do you think she knew they were going to make her look like an idiot?
G: do you think she KNOWS she’s an idiot?
G: okay, this is the one that was on at 8
G: it is a nailpolish won’t dry kinda day
J: um, and she’s not on drugs?
J: i just did my nails and now i regret it ’cause i don’t like it.
G: well it won’t dry either
G: I did my toes at the [business]…….
J: and now my head itches.
G: and when I put on my socks at SEVEN PEE-EM, it left marks
J: nice
G: and then I did my fingers at 8 went Paula started and I just put a dent in my middle finger when I went to pee
J: lol. sorry.
J: OH!
J: my dumb ass brother!!!
G: what? huh?
J: gave my iPod to some girl at his work ’cause she didn’t get one and he felt sorry for her.
J: stupid ass.
G: shitheading fuckwit
J: YES!!!
G: you can call him that…just to get your point across how mad you are
G: fuckwitting fucktard!
J: I thought about calling him and telling him that i had already given mine away and now i don’t have one at all.
G: Yeah, do!
G: Tell him you gave it to a poor person at [organization]
J: ugh. he just makes me so mad.
G: I SO know hte feeling
J: i know it’s stupid cause i have a just fine iPod, but he does that. he’ll just give random people nice stuff.
G: what a jerk
J: “we were all at lunch and everyone had one but her so I gave her mine”
G: um, but did it OCCUR to you you’d already promised it to someone else?
J: he better be glad i didn’t answer.
J: did she just hire these assistants?
J: they are acting totally clueless
G: gonna blow dry
J: k
G: okay.
G: Studio 60 is on. It took me until about 7 minutes ago to realize it was still new.
J: i forgot you were blowdrying and was wondering why you were so quiet!
J: awww
J: oh, and cigarettes. those [organization] people all have cigarettes.
G: sorry, I went up to the TV because SOMEONE is on hte phone and talking LOUDLY
J: what’s he doing on the phone so late???
G: [brother]
J: oh
G: I don’t know if I’m more excited about the last HP book or the new HP movie
J: i know. i think i’m going to get the book.
G: um, have you READ all of them yet/ You’ve had two years now?
G: seriously, you’d tear through them.
G: I read the last one in like 2 days.
J: and i have that stupid thing at the church that weekend so i have to go see it either on friday night or saturday afternoon.
J: yeah, i know. i just need to sit down and do it. i still have your first one, btw…
J: sweet. look at one of my stumble upon sites [far away foreign country site]
J: i am going to loose so much weight over there.
G: Mmmmm
J: seriously. what am i going to eat over there?!
G: [far away foreign country McDs Menu]
G: ooh!! they got curly fries!
G: you have to get a Samurai Pork Burger and tell me all about it!
J: where do i find the menu?
G:[ link]
G: you mean you didn’t know [foreign characters]was menu?
J: do they have the cinnamon roll things?
G: nope
G: you need to start sending Bob e-mails that say [foreign characters]
J: lol!
J: sweet! they have the fried pies! not those baked ones like they have here!
G: I’m excited I’ve found you food
J: me, too!
J: Bob will be psyched.
J: okay. the Big Mac EVM is 89 [currency] which is $2.81 american dollar.
G: sweet
J: LOL! Larry asked Paris what her favorite bible passage was. “Ugh…” pause… “I don’t have a favorite one.”
G: I know. Which means, I am FULL O SHIT
J: yep. did you see all those pics of her on pop sugar doing drugs?
G: nope, I saw her smokin “something” somewhere
G: I probably shouldn’t tell you this now…don’t get mad…….
G: but I keep meaning to tell yo uand forget….
G: I got Light Pimento Cheese at Wal-mart
J: mmmm!!!! i was just thinking how i wanted something to eat.
J: thanks.
J: tomorrow is friday!!!!
G: Yay
J: oooh. and i get paid.
G: Vince too. So I can go buy something for getting screamed at
G: I was gonna have a PB&J (half) and Vince asked if I wanted that instead. I almost wish I had hte PBJ
J: i like pimento cheese with lays potato chips
G: mmm, we have those too
J: i’m sleepy. i’m gonna go to bed.
G: Vince’s just finding out about the iPhone…
J: just now?
G: I mean he knew about it but he’s just now reading about it
G: “Would you rather have that instead of a blackberry?” Um, you know how much they cost before you offer me that?
G: “Oh nevermind.”
J: i think i’d wait until they get all the bugs worked out before i’d get one. kinda like vista.
G: exactly.
G: I don’t have a huge desire for it at this point anyway
J: yeah, me neither.
J: larry king thinks that paris didn’t read the bible.
G: no shit? *rolls eyes*
J: that’s just crazy. i’m watching E! and they’re doing a story on the iPhone.
G: geez.
J: as much as I’d love to have everything in one place, I’m not going to spend $500 for it.
G: nope
J: okay. i’m going to bed now.
G: good night
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: nite.
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June 28, 2007–Daytime Chat
J: kellie [from KKITM] stopped trying a long time ago. she deserves to do the pussy cat dolls video.
G: sheesh
G: sheesh
G: I can’t believe that
J: i know
J: i’m usually not a kellie hater. i’ve always liked her. but she’s not being a good sport today for sure.
G: no I know, she’s not.
J: did i tell you that Bob sent me a text message out of the blue yesterday?
J: that is so not Bob. hmmm….
G: well what did it say? I mean I don’t need juicy details…but was it nice or mushy or just nothing important?
J: he said, “hey slick. What’s up?”
J: which is very sweet for him. i don’t know how the “slick” nickname came around, but he’s started calling me that for some reason.
G: LOL.
G: Sorry, I went to make coffee. that’s funny. I guess in his way that’s very sweet.
J: yeah. i think it’s sweet…
J: OMG. That Amy Winehouse is so weird.
G: BIG time.
G: and she’s one of those craving attention weird
G: I hate that.
G: I mean [Weird Former Co-Worker] was weird….
G: but weird like that is just “look at me”
J: yeah. and she just came from out of nowhere. well, i say that, but it’s like just all of a sudden i’ve started hearing about her.
J: and i’m so glad that paris has found God…
G: I’m sure God is glad too!
J: i told Bob they should send her a t-shirt.
G: oh totally!
J: OMG. whatever!
G: I know. Wasn’t there video or pics of her doing drugs or w/ drug paraphanelia or whatever?
G: I am so mad right now I am literally shaking
<Edited Out Story of G’s Asshole Business Neighbors and people she knows in a horrible car accident>
J: You get to pick where we eat today
G: you’ll have to ask me when I don’t feel like hurling!
J: ugh. sorry.
G: I actually woke up prepping myself for your tacos!
J: lol!
J: i feel like there are ants crawling all over my arms!
G: eew, that’s weird.
G: Do you smell burnt toast?
J: i know.
J: lol. no. why?
G: I don’t know…doesn’t that mean you’re going to have a stroke? If you smell burnt toast?
J: i don’t know! but that’s funny, though.
G: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060824212630AAvA6ri
G: I’m not crazy….not entirely anyway
J: well that’s good to know. if i ever smell burnt toast you’ll be the first i call!
G: great, but I’d call 911 first
J: oh, good call.
G: have you been taking Diphenhydramine?
J: not that i know of.
J: i walked like 5 miles on Tuesday!
G: good for you
J: okay, yoda.
G: now what?
J: I am trying to print a picture from clip art onto a word doc. I want it to go all the way to the edge of the page, but for some stupid reason it’s giving me like a 1/2 inch margin even though i set all the margins to zero.
J: what gives???
G: Um, I don’t know! did you look @ the printer settings
J: no, i haven’t done that yet. i’ll try that.
J: well, i thought i figgerd it out but alas, i did not.
J: will you look at the time!!!!
G: seriously?
G: I can’t…9:33am
J: oh, yeah.
J: it’s 11:03!
G: ah
G: I wish these people would leave.
G: they’re not gonna buy shit
G: I could go in the back and beat the boys and hook up the VCR for them
G: and then this nosy bitch asking about [closed business]
G: I just said it was closed.
G: of course that’s not a good enough answer.
G: “Well what did they do with all their stuff?” Okay seriosuly, when most businesses go out don’t they SELL IT FIRST?
J: you shoulda told her just to go look in the windows and see what they did with all their stuff!
G: I know, that’s what I was thinking. If you know it’s closed, did you not see all that shit?
G: I’m guessing someone sent her to me.
J: okay. 15 minutes. what’s for lunch????
G: shit, I don’t know
G: Boy1 is cleaning up poo
G: I just about knocked myself out cold on the shelves int he back trying to pick up their stuff and talk on the phone @ the same time
J: oh, man. you’re having a Big Mac kinda day!
G: ok, well they do want McDs
G: both 6 pc nuggets (Happy Meals)
G: I guess I will have a Big Mac since you said that!
J: i’m tempted myself…
J: what do the boys want to drink?
G: sprites I guess
J: hey, what do you use to convert your documents to PDF?
G: Cute PDF
G: you can DL it free, install it, create in Word and then you go to PRINT and “print” it as a PDF
J: yeah, i have another program but it’s not doing what it’s supposed to.
J: PTL!!! Hallelujah!!!!
J: just in case you ever need to know in the future how to get “full bleed” you convert it to a PDF and then it goes all the way to the edge.
J: whoo hoo!
J: nevermind
G: oooh…you celebrated tooooo soon!
J: yeah, but i think i forgot a step…
J: okay. i’m leaving. 6 minutes late thanks to this stupid bulletin I’m trying to work on!!!
G: ok
G: Oh Sweet Mullet you’re missing it!
J: Oh, man! i always miss the good stuff!
G: I know, 80’s rock & roll mullet and its GREY
G: he wasn’t in here long enough to get a pic either!
J: aw pooh
G: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/06/28/while-you-were-burning-the-thousands-of-photographs-proving-that-you-have-indeed-used-drugs-you-lying-liar-of-a-crackhead/
G: I just like the title of this
J: lol.
G: well, the movie’s over. Don’t ask how I know this…
J: LOL!!
G: I wonder how many times I need to tell Boy1 he can’t take my tape measure before I can beat him with it?
J: i’m gonna go with one more and then you’ll snap
G: yeah, it won’t be long
G: and then he’ll cry
G: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5044598
J: now you need one of those.
G: I know, but it’s just for a Nano.
J: if you hear someone screaming it’s me. i’m doing everything they say to do. it shows on print preview that it’s going to print all the way to the edge. yet still it has a freakin’ white margin all the way around it. UGH!!!
J: oh, well then in that case i need one!
G: get a paper cutter
J: LOL!
J: hmm… this site agrees with you and says that it’s impossible to print all the way to the edge
J: hey, did you send me that email about the louisiana wedding?
G: um, oh yeah, the cammo?
J: yeah. do you still have it by any chance?
G: I can see
J: C is on the phone asking about it. [G's friend]wants to see it.
J: [G's friend]lives on that bayou
G: there’s the redneck retarded people….
G: yeah, ok
G: I can just send it to [G's Friend] directly–if I find it
J: okay. cool.
G: Okay, I foudn it….but you sent it to ME. I deleted the file but the file name was WeddingonBayouLaFouche_.pps
G: oh, I foudn it on the internets.
G: nevermind.
G: I’ll just send her that link
J: okay. can you also send it to [email addy]
G: okay
G: LOL, I forgot about the Catfish Cake
J: i love shredding paper!
J: ugh! i was in the middle of my game and it quit and said my free trial has expired! poop. now i have to work.
G: oh man
J: it let me get back on for like 3 minutes at a time but then it finally told me i had to buy it. i’m tempted ’cause i like it so much. maybe i’ll just set up a bunch of dummy accounts and keep playing like that!
G: I think it puts something on your computer though…in the registry
G: if you can download it at reflexive.com I can get you a code
J: yep. that’s where it’s from.
G: ok
G: well hang on….
G: OH man, I’m going to hell. I just lied ot a retard.
G: Everytime I get the 800# calls there’s someone in here so I can’t tell them to F-off. this one said “Private Name, Private #” but I just want to tell them STOP CALLING.
G: and he was from [State] Special Olympics.
J: wow. i missed alot!
J: someone was in here talking to me.
J: Okay, so you lied to a retard. Yep. one way ticket to h-e-double hockey sticks.
J: gotta run upstairs. brb.
G: when you come back I wanna try to send yo a fax. it doesn’t seem to be working!
J: i’m back.
G: oky, well I rebooted and it just sent
G: I’m not sure why it did that but it wouldn’t send, just said “pending”
G: My boyfriend is silly: http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=2704
G: and a stoner.
J: your boyfriend is silly! and a stoner.
G: I need a candy bar
J: you have a whole jar full of m&m’s!
G: yah, well that’s not a candy bar!
G: it needs to be mixed with something nutty or crunchy or nougaty or caramely
J: mmm… now i need a candy bar.
G: holy crap, there’s gonna be like 500 people at that [Vince's Family] thing!
J: wow! who the heck did they invite?
G: *shrug*
G: Okay, I’m blowing this joint. We’re goin to wal-mart. I think Sunday I’m going to stay home & paint the ceiling downstairs. Seriously. It looks like shit
G: TTYL
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June 27, 2007
J: taylor from KKITM has the cheesiest smile ever.
G: yep. she’s cute tho
G: Kellie can win pee standing up! http://www.femalefreedom.ca/product.htm
J: is that the final challenge? i haven’t been listening.
J: and those are great. we should get some!
J: see what the big deal is about peeing outside.
G: Oh, they’re listing all these things for the final and they’re all aimed towards Kidd
G: I know, I’ve had that bookmarked.
G: the contest ideas:
G: Pee standing up
G: Lift something heavy
G: longest (golf) drive
G: no whining marathon
J: well, i bet kellie could lift something heavier than kidd.
G: oh, conceive a child! I thought that was mean!
J: other than that, it’s all about the boys.
J: OH! that is awful!
J: so, since i walked for AN HOUR AND A HALF last night, i want something good for lunch!
G: LOL, are you listening?
G: Who’s taller competition?
G: Hop on your left foot competition.
G: Least nose hairs competition
G: Have a converstion without saying, “My good friend Bon Jovi”
G: Whose kid has the biggest bow?
G: Serenity now!
G: the boys are here today. Not sure if they will be @ lunch, but most of the day.
J: i want those chips & queso again…
G: LOL
G: We had Maxican last night
G: I was going to txt you but I forgot my phone @ home
J: oh man!
J: i am craving it so bad! well, i guess i can get you something else!
G: Serenity now! Serenity now!
G: Look at this: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/kayciv/jc7.jpg from India
J: i think i like the Indian McDonalds menu better
G: I seriously just want a bottle of vodka for lunch.
J: are they that bad?
G: theyre’ both hovering over me righ tnow and I have customers.
J: what do they want for lunch?
G: They won’t answer
G: so that means nothing
J: then they won’t get anything
J: say hello to mean J
G: I think my mom may be back temporarily around that time. What time is it now?
J: 11:05
G: frick! she said she’d be back by now
J: where is she?
G: doctor in [town] or something
G: OMG, this same lady has been in here for 30 minutes I bet
G: just flipping buy something already!!!!!!
J: okay, so what sounds good to yo?
J: you?
G: I don’t care. I’ve got a splitting headache now. I’m not even that hungry. Whatever is fine.
J: well, i would personally like mexican, but if you don’t want it again i understand.
J: or if the boys are going to be there and we need to do something like pizza that’s cool too
G: that honestly is the only thing that doesn’t sound good!
G: Yeah, I assume they will since I haven’t heard from my mom yet.
J: okay. then how about pizza hut?
G: Okay.
G: I’ll have a THIN. and I do MEAN THIN, cheese. Tell them they’ll have hell to pay if they fuck it up again. I’m not in the mood!
J: yes, maam! how ’bout the boys
G: 1 think pepperoni and 1 thick cheese
J: is that a thin or a thick pepp? it says think… sorry.
G: thick
G: LOL
J: okay
J: i told them, “last time we ordered think we got thick so please make sure it’s thin…”
J: i wanted to say, “I’m not responsible for what happens if you screw it up!”
G: LOL
J: okay. i’m going to the bathroom and then i’ll be on my way.
G: ok
J: how do my hands get so dirty just sitting at my desk???
G: *shrug*
J: 5 points left for dinner.
G: bummer
J: i love people who think that i can find a 50 year old song on the internets.
G: and you can’t?
J: well i’ll be… there it is.
J: i never thought i’d find it!
G: 
G: EVERYTHING is on the internets
J: oh, no i needed someone singing it. and it’s pretty obscure. that’s why i was saying that.
J: i knew i could find it, but…
J: have you had a tootsie pop lateley? there’s a lot more pop than tootsie than when we were kids
G: Um, not recently I guess
J: if i could only take a nap…
G: Boy1 keeps fake crying and Boy2 keeps falling for it.
J: when did he get back?
G: oh, quite a while ago
G: now Boy2 is trying to fake cry. poured water down his front
G: “these are my tears”
G: and I LOL’d and he got mad
J: LOL
J: man, my shoulders are killing me.
G: wow, it’s nice & cool outside
J: really? wouldn’t it be nice if it’d just stay like that?
G: I know. forever and ever
G: There’s an old man outside…..
G: he’s got glasses
G: and then he’s got those clip ons that make them sunglasses–but they flip up instead of come off. Boy2 thinks they’re way cool!!!
J: lol! you should get him some. he’d be more than cool
G: the boys are practicing being my security guards
J: nice
G: Boy1 is stealing stuff and Boy2 is attcking him
G: and then Boy1 drops a glass jar of pesto on the ground. Nice!
G: it didn’t break–or you’d hear me screaming from here.
J: well, they’re going to have fun trying to figure something out. i need to make sure i get up in enough time to hear it tomorrow morning. i didn’t roll out of bed until 7:30 this morning.
G: wait, I missed something
G: I left
J: no you didn’t miss anything. i missed your last post
G: I’m home
G: what did I say?
G: LOL
J: i have a new game addiction. Big Kahuna Reef
G: woohoo, my [company] order shipped
G: wonder how long they could go without fighting, whining, or crying?
J: um, 2 minutes?
G: not yet…..
G: omg, i just had the grossest thing happen……….
G: Boy2 was messing with me and then kissing my cheek and had my right side pinned down……(not the gross part)
G: and Mr. Dog jumped up on me and had alllll my left side pinned down and was licking my face.
G: I’m pretty sure his tongue went into my mouth.
J: ugh! that’s gross!
G: yeah, ya think?
G: now he’s wet. They all went out to play in the rain
J: ok. i’m out. ttyl!
J: Where r u when i need someone 2 agree with me?
G: what do you need?
G: and if it’s about Dirty Dancing, I’m with Bob.
J: I wanna go home and eat chocolate!
G: Sounds good. I’m wanting something sweet but we have nothing!
J: Ha. U r funny.
G: I know.
J: I may need 2 go get a cin roll thing
G: ooooh
J: I know
J: i’m in a much better mood…
G: okay
J: i’m eatin’ a bowl of cheerios and watching Bridezillas. what a life, huh?
G: yep
G: Vince’s just switched it over to F-in Paris Hilton stuff on CNN and then asking me questions about it knowing I could give a FLYING FUCK and it’s putting me in a FOUL mood.
J: i’m sorry. i was thinking the f-word a lot tonight after church. as in i hate my f-in job!
G: I’m just giving the look
G: I made Boy1 cry
G: LOL…….
J: why?
G: I was PISSED and telling them to get to sleep b/c theyr’e in ther jerking around
G: and I’ve already taken away 4th of July so I just took away Christmas……
G: which is NOT why he’s crying
G: “Did you enter that Pokemon contest?” (a contest at Cartoon Network where you can win a Wii…yes, I know, we have one)
G: NO! AND I’M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE YOUR’E BEING AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT AND WON’T GO TO SLEEP!!!!
J: lol! you’re so mean.
G: I know. thanks.
J: my brother is sending me a 2 gig iPod. His work is giving him one and he already has 30 gig one.
G: wow
J: he says i have to give my 1 gig one to mom & dad. whatever. i’m going to have one for church music and one for ungodly music.
J: hey, have you been on my myspace lately?
G: no, I don’t think so
J: Bob says it’s messed up
G: doesn’t he use a stupid ass Mac or somethin?
J: yep
G: looks fine to me!
J: that’s good to know. he had me worried.
G: I’m working on my postcard to send out when people request info thru that magazine.
J: cool. that’s a good idea.
J: these people are refinancing their home to pay for their wedding.
G: OMG, how STUPID. I wnt to go shake them.
J: i know. i think she said she’s up to $60,000
G: holy shit
G: for ONE day
G: and then you pay it off for 30 years
J: i know. that’s crazy. And it’s only for a few hours on one day! it’s not even the whole day!
J: WTH is wedding insurance?
G: like travel ins…..
G: if your wedding gets cancelled
G: you get the $ back
J: ah, i see. maybe i should get some of that. when i finally get married.
G: LOL
G: you know if that happened to you, I would so track down Bob or whoever and make them so sorry!!
G: is it bad that I’m laughing?
J: thanks!
J: maybe since Boy1 & Boy2 were practicing today they could go with you. Not that you’d need help, but…
G: oh yeah, well remember what haappened when they thought Bob stood you up for dinner that night? Boy2 was gonna kick him then.
J: lol. yeah, i remember. i’m so glad that someone is looking out for me!
G: although at Wal-Mart he was just wanting to go grab his butt!
G: “What does Bob look like again?”
G: “Let me know when you see him.”
J: oh, yeah. i warned Bob that if some random kid comes up and grabs his butt it’s probably Boy2.
G: was he still there? LOL. I never saw him
G: Not that I’ve probably had told Boy2
J: no, he was probably gone by then.
J: so, you know i’ve been having this whole L-word thing… does he or doesn’t he?
J: well, earlier while we were talking he was saying something about a computer program he has and I said, “well, do you love me enough to let me borrow it?” and he said yes, so…
G: aww, so that’s almost an I LOVE YOU….technically….
J: granted, it was a light hearted comment, but he didn’t freak out about it, so who knows.
J: okay, how selfish am i? i just thought, “if I leave the job, who will i invite to my wedding???”
J: i’m expecting gifts from everyone from the job!
G: LOL
G: hmmm, if we got you engaged really quick, you could have the wedding and THEN quit. Work won’t be so bad if you’re planningyour wedding.
J: that’s true. don’t see it happening, but it’s a great idea!
G: we need to scare him…like he better get you now before it’s too late kinda thing
J: well, i told someone yesterday that we’re almost at that point where it’s time to fish or cut bait.
J: maybe i should ask him if he wants to go fishing
G: LOL
G: http://www.ehow.com/how_9809_him-propose.html
G: ha! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13231665
J: oh, Bob would DUMP me if i acted like a bitch.
J: i’m going to wait until after we’re married for that.
G: LOL
J: i think i’m gonna go to bed. i’ve stuffed myself with goldfish.
G: Okay. I’m designing postcards….I’ll be here a while.
J: well have fun! ill talk to you tomorrow! nite.
G: good night
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June 26, 2007
J: what are we having for lunch? my cheese stick wore off about an hour and a half ago.
G:
G: Subway, Bakery, [restaurant], [restaurant], Pizza Hut, Um..
J: that queso from [restaurant]sounds good
G: Bakery sounds good. Out of those
G: I saw an ad for someplace opening and said something about a “to die for” chicken salad (sandwich)
J: look at you going for the healthier choice and me being the bad influence
G: or [restaurant]
J: tuna does sound good. i was wanting that last night.
J: okay. i seriously cannot think of a single thing to say in my newsletter article. nothing.
J: and i’m even in a good mood today.
G: [priest] says when you sing in church you’re praying twice.
G: or some shit like that
J: lol!
G: there’s the sweetest little hound puppy at the Farmer’s Market
G: but Dog won’t take his nose off me after I held her
J: awww… how sweet. i want a puppy.
J: i’m a hound dog…
G: [link to Pepper's Petfinder Page]
G: Pepper is a girl though
J: awww! how sweet!
J: is it fixing to rain? i ask because, one, i have no windows and two, my windows are cracked.
G: not this moment, no. I mean it’s cloudy then sunny again. It doesn’t look too bad right now
J: cool.
J: i need S to write my article. she just spewed off a bunch of stuff. now if i can only remember it…
G: follow her aroudn with a tape recorder
J: i should
G: Ok, 8 minutes…what are we havin?
J: <sigh> finally. i made something up. kinda sounds good if i do say so myself…
J: hmmm… does tuna sound good to you?
G: Okay, Dog is in heaven….I think he thought this was his birthday cake…a huge package of TP and a huge package of paper towels.
G: yeah, that’s fine
J: LOL! did you make him a cake?
G: not yet. I will tonight
G: with beef jerky and beef baby food
J: ugh. gross.
J: [boss] has someone in his office right now but as soon as she leaves i’ll be on my way.
G: k
G: Poor Dog. [UPS] pulled up and he got all excited and now some old man has got him cornered out there talking and he’s getting worn out standing up there wagging.
J: oh, poor baby!
G: still!
J: and on his birthday!!!
J: should i go to McD’s and get him his own order of fries??
J: they are praying. maybe it’s almost over.
G: No, he can have chips
G: I don’t think [UPS] even gave him his treat though!
G: I told him it was his birthday.
J: okay. i’m fixing to leave.
J: hey, don’t you make good lemon bars?
G: yeah, I think so!
J: do you have a recipe?
J: yes, i agree they are delish, btw…
G: not on me! I am sure I have the recipe at home. I’d just go to allrecipes.com
J: ok. Bob & i got some at starbucks the other day and i just want to prove that i can make something that he actually likes!
G: oh, okay.
G: did you see the pics from KKITM of them at Stripper class and Emma Kelly is there in her chair?
J: no.
G: http://www.kiddpics.com/displayimage.php?album=74&pos=10
J: i’m going to look righ tnow.
J: lol! how cute!
G: I know. that’s really funny
G: oh lightbulbs. We forgot lightbulbs too
J: i think i have like 10 boxes under my sink. i have no idea how i ended up with so many lightbulbs.
G: LOL
J: how old is Nancy Grace? she’s pregnant with twins.
G: wow. I was guessing she was 50s!
J: me, too.
G: 48
J: well, i can’t say too much. at this rate…
G: LOL
G: Vince called to warn me that [FIL] is dropping something by so I better hold Dog back.
G: Um, why would I do that?
J: LOL!
J: poop. i just got permanent marker on my mouse.
J: with this place i should probably write my name on it so no one steals it.
G: Magic Eraser! Magic Eraser!!! That’ll get it off!
G: Okay, Dog didn’t bark. But I could tell he didn’t like him…but he didn’t get too close either
G: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/06/26/sizzler-nancy-grace-pregnancy-forces-us-to-face-horrifying-reality-of-her-having-sex-with-someone/
J: she is, oh, i have no idea what to even say about her.
G: LOL
J: i’m hungry.
G: I was just thinking the same
G: Tuna didn’t go a long way
J: nope
G: Boy2’s eating cheetoes
J: mmmm…
J: i’m hungry for maxican. really bad.
G: what about cake? I’m bakin a cake!
J: not your cake!
G: really? because the beef jerky chunks are a nice added touch.
J: okay. that’s just gross.
G: I’m getting ready to beat Boy2. He says he’s gonna eat my 100 Calorie Hostess Cupcakes.
J: you could give him the cookie if you had to…
G: no, we’re at home
J: oh, well nevermind. I thought you bought snacks at WM last night?
G: I bought them $130 worth of shit last night. He wants mine
J: so this myheritage.com thing says that Bob looks like Keith Urban and Hugh Grant. Now, you know I heart him, but…
G: LOL
J: oh, and Cho Youn Fat
J: and Helena Christiansen
G:
J: yeah. wait till i talk to him tonight
G: LOL
J: i’m going home!
G: later
G: Man, am I hot.
J: why??
G: I’v e been running with the dog and it’s like 100000% humidity
G: He had to run off all that cake he ate–keep his girlish figure!
G: and I’ve showered–in cold water basically, but my face is still flushed.
J: omg. i know. one of the girls from [work] and i went walking and i feel like i’ve been in a sauna.
J: did any humans eat his cake?
J: ugh. i’m going to run upstairs and take a shower myself. brb.
G: No.
G: Do you think Bob’s Dog would like a piece? We have a lot!
J: oh, i’m sure he would. don’t know if i’d want to put it in my car to take it to him, though…
G: I’ll wrap it up really good. It just has to be kept refrigerated with the cottage cheese frosting & all
J: did you keep track of how many times Vince rolled his eyes?
G: no, but it was a lot.
J: LMAO!!!
J: did he like it?
G: MMMmmmhmmm
J: you’re the best mommy ever!
G: LOL, I don’t even bake my kids’ cakes
J: kelly clarkson & reba did a CMT crossroads thing… it’s actually pretty good.
G: the Beatles are on Larry King–well the 2 left alive.
J: did you say that you have the new kelly clarkson cd?
G: no
J: hmmm… guess i dreamed it.
G: I have the single
J: ahh… oh yeah
G: but didn’t the CD just come out today?
J: yeah
J: i wish kelly would hire a new stylist. she has one the most unflattering pants
J: man. that girl can sing.
G: OMG, Boy2’s snaggletooth
G: driving me nuts
G: the other one is actually looser
G: but I can’t get them out
G: and then I stabbed him with my thumb nail
J: well, it’s not his fault!
J: call Ms. [Teacher]
G: I know, I should take him up to her tomorrow!
J: they’re singing Does He Love You… this song reminds me so much of “the old days’ with my friend [Name]. We kicked ass on this song!
G:
J: i sang Linda’s part… i was awesome if i do say so myself
J: well, i’m thinking i may need to go to a real shoe store and get some real work out shoes. my feet have blisters on them.
G: yeah, I recommend that.
J: this is cute [F21 link]
G: OMG, Anderson Cooper is interviewing some wrestler
G: about that Chris Beniot thing……..
G: and it’s like a SNL skit, he’s hysterical
J: i’m watching Miami Ink and there’s a guy on here getting a tattoo of his baby who died of SIDS… i think i might cry!
G: aww
J: OMG. He’s saying, “If I could hold my son just one more time… I would give my life for you.”
G: http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html
J: we need to go!!! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070626/ap_on_sc/sasquatch_search;_ylt=Alf4jHpRP5kH7KN46_MjvU3MWM0F
G: sweet! Okay
J: mmmm… i want KFC.
G: okay.
J: wow. sasquatch is more endowed than I thought according to that sketch!
G: Mmmmhmmmm
J: my laundry is finished so i’m going to bed.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. nite!
G: Good night
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June 25, 2007–continued
G: k, what’s for lunch
J: um, either a meatball sub or a mcdonalds salad
J: honestly that salad sounds really good to me.
G: um, I guess I’ll have chicken nuggets.
J: are you sure? we’d have time to call something in…
G: yeah, that’s fine
J: okay. want the happy meal?
G: yeah
G: w/ Sweet & sour
J: okay. i’m going to leave five minutes early!!!
J: be there in a few.
G: ok
G: I clicked on that Glamour e-mail again and now you’re my buddy. For what that’s worth!
J: cool. i love being your buddy!
G: This lady thinks Dog’s name is Louie
J: [kid] fell asleep on my lap and i fell in love!
G: awwwww
J: that is the most awesome feeling. i want one!
G: just remember that when he’s screaming though…remember how sweet he was when he was asleep! It’ll keep you from smacking him.
J: yeah. he’s so sweet. even when he’s screaming. soemtimes.
J: why do i have to be good on the computer? why, why, why????
J: why can’t i just be a bubbling idiot at everything???
G: see, that’s your mistake, you let them know that.
G: go blond, act stupid…wish I’d done that.
J: my next job that’s what i’m going to do.
J: u still there?
G: yep
J: i wanna go home and go to sleep! i was up too late last night!
G: that sounds good
G: Dog is napping, I should lay down with him.
J: that’d be nice & comfy!
G: yeah, not to mention dirty
J: i should go snuggle up beside [kid]
G: aww, you should
J: you know, it’s really hard for someone to put together a slideshow of someone’s life who you don’t even know.
G: yeah,I imagine it is
J: i went down to see S. i’ll be home around 8 or so…
J: you there???
G: no!!
G: I’ve been waiting 33 minutes
J: sorry. i was watching Veggie Tales with my new boyfriend.
G: lol
G: did HE grab your butt?
J: lol! no, but he did squish my boob
G: some guys are ass-men and some are boobs men
G: is there a place on that Glamour stuff to tell you how many calories you *should* be eating?
G: oh, found it
G: woohoo! I hate horribly today and was still under my 1839 calories! LOL.
J: [order] came today
G: oh yay
G: I was getting low
G: did we get anything free this time?
J: the free gift is a trave anti cellulite cream thing
J: i’d like for my wedding ring to look like this http://czfantasy.com/prodView.asp?idproduct=3381
J: but real of course.
G: okay
G: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/engagement/rings/legacy/legacy.z1.jpg
G: which actually, is I think less than mine!
G: “approximately
G: “
J: i love that ring. i would love to have one that looks like that.
J: OMG. i am going to make myself sick on mixed nuts.
G: I wonder what it would be like if no one cried at bed time? and fought? and yelled?
G: not that it’s always been this bad…but I can’t remember what it was like!
J: oh, you’d be so bored you wouldn’t know what to do with yourself.
G: brb, my battery is dying and hte cord is upstairs.
G: ok
G: I used a sample of Dove Night Cream…and I feel like I smeared Crisco on my face.
G: Should’ve saved it for January or February when it’s -10 and I’m all dried out.
G: Boy1 said, “Is that J?” Yeah. “Tell her nice dog.” (ah, the avatar)
J: oh. that’s me & Bob’s Dog.
G: yeah, well he’s gone now.
G: MMMmmm….DQ Turtle Waffle Bowl Sundae
J: mmmm. maybe i’m glad we don’t have a dq around here.
G: no lie
J: okay, i have to go to bed. i cannot possibly keep my eyes open any longer.
J: i will talk to you tomorrow. nite!
G: wow, good night granny
J: i know. i was up too late last night. i am old.
J: i bet Bob’s even still up.
G: LOL. Vince is!!!
J: oh, well. i’ll accept any name calling tonight. i’m about to fall asleep. Nite!
G: good night
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