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J: OMG. I will never move again.
G: yeah yeah
G: best LOLCat evah: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/26/chokolatez-rain-lol/
J: LOL!!! I want that kitty.
G: me toooo!
G: one that sings Chocolate Rain
J: yeah, you’d love that!
J: so i put Bob down as my emergency contact at work ’cause he’s closer than my parents, right? and he could call them if i’m incapacitated or dead.
G: you think?
J: Yeah, well, I called him about 2 hours ago and has he called back? Nope. So, I think I’m going to change that and put you.
G: yeah, I do tend to answer my phone
J: he just freakin’ pisses me off. “You can call me in an emergency.” Bull shit.
G: but I need your parents number.
G: numbers?
G: you were going to give them to me anyway–a while back
J: 555-555-5555 is my mom & 555-555-5555 is my dad. i hope you never have to call them, but…
J: OH and then
G: well me too
G: Okay, I’m e-mailing them to myself.
J: so we’re moving all my stuff over on Saturday. “Well, I want to be done by 2 or 3 because the K State/UT game is on.”
G: and I’m gonna see if I can put them in my phone under you somewhere
G: *rolls eyes*
J: I wanted to say, you know what? just forget it. I’ll do it all myself. If you’re going to give me a freakin’ time frame screw you.
J: yeah, so he’s not at the top of my list right now. he’s just being such an ass.
G: gotta take [J's old work] out of my phone
J: and then dumb ass [ex-boyfriend] called today and droned on and on about how he hadn’t heard from me… blah, blah, blah…
G: oh lord
J: yep. oh, and my work cell phone is 555-555-5555.
J: i’m going to turn mine off at night and stuff, so if you can’t get me on my regular phone you can call my work one if you need me.
G: ok
G: did you get a cool phone out of them?
J: not yet. my supervisor says that our phones are eligible for upgrades. i need to stay on her. but even at that it think it’s just a razr.
J: did you see Nell the Pioneer Dog?
G: YES!
G: I responded to her on her Flickr page
J: so cute
G: man, I have room in my phone contacts to put your life story in my phone
J: well, i was born a poor, black child in Nocona Texas…
G: I do have the birthdate
G: your customer ID
G: your assistants phone #
G: your government ID?
J: well, too bad i don’t have all those things!
G: So tonight I came up to bed when the boys did
G: and I brought my ice water and 2 twizzlers
G: and Boy1 was in my room picking up something of his
G: and I don’t remember if I ran back downstairs or in to Boy2’s room or what
G: but I came back and MY TWIZZLERS WERE GONE
G: AND THAT LITTLE SH*T ATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: LOL!!!
G: Really besides the fact he ate my TWIZZLERS, it was just downright RUDE.
G: I told him he’s grounded
J: well, maybe he’ll stay away from your stuff now1
G: well you know, I’d gladly SHARE my twizzlers
G: but he just took them. Of course #1 I thought I was going insane b/c I coudln’t find them
J: did he say that he didn’t know they were yours?
G: no, he just admitted.
G: I knew as soon as I asked and no one answered….there was some GUILT coming out of that room over there.
J: well, my mommy says it’s time for me to go to bed.
G: okay
J: so, um, well, i’m not sure when we’ll chat again. i don’t get my internet until Tuesday and we’ll be doing stuff tomorrow… but i’m sure we’ll text & email & stuff until then
J: you won’t happen to be going to BV tomorrow will you?
G: okay, yes, well send textes.
G: um
G: not that I’m aware of, why?
J: oh, my contacts are in & if you were going i was going to have you pick them up for me. i forgot to ask Bob, and, as we both know, he never called back. jerk.
J: but, when i’m not mad at him anymore i’ll get him to go by and pick them up if it’s not too much of a burden for him.
G: the only reason I’d go was maybe for dinner or something…and even then I’ve got no plans to.
J: man, i am down on him tonight!
G: oh! I’m going Saturday AM. Are they open then?
J: hmmm… i’m not sure. they might be. do you mind swinging by? do you know where it is?
G: ok, in the Williams Center?
J: and, again, [girl] called and acted like she had no clue who i was. that just makes me mad.
J: No, and that’s exactly what i thought.
G: she’s got me in her top 8 friends on myspace!
J: to get there you go to the square & turn like you’re going to the PO. Take a right at the stop sign and it’s right there on the left behind [business]
G: oh, okay
J: okay, i’m out. i’ll talk to you tomorrow. or something like that Nite!
G: good night

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G: Is it me or does he look PARTICULARLY HAWT in this video????????? http://michaelbuble.itiva.net/
G: LOL
J: i can’t get it to play ’cause for some reason the plugin won’t install
G: cuz you suck
G: did you try with Firefox?
J: no, i’ll do it now.
G: and how was your day in court dear?
J: oh, and my stupid internet won’t be hooked up until TUESDAY at my new place. I told her that my job was very dependent on me having internet but it didn’t make any difference.
G: whatever!
J: OMG. It was an even LONGER day than the others have been! It was very interesting… I got to see an adoption finalized (I cried) and I saw a mom’s parental rights be terminated. From one end of the spectrum to the other!
G: wow
G: eew, Vince’s watching something gross on plastic surgery
G: two women lost like 500 pounds or something. They’re the flabbiest things I’ve ever seen
J: gross
J: so i think i’ve found me a gay best friend!!!
G: great. I’ve been replaced
J: NOOO
G: your new lunch date?
G: shoe shopper
J: LOL
J: NOOOO
G: F21 shopper?!?!
G:
J: You will never be replaced
G:
J: he’s a co-supervisor with me. I’m not 100% sure he’s gay… it’s not been officially confirmed, but he sure sounds like it
G: if your gaydar is going off then you’re probably right
J: yeah, it’s going off pretty loudly.
J: He’s so funny. There is this annoying girl in my unit and she was sitting behind us all morning rustling papers and annoying me & my supervisor and when Ken came in he sat beside her and at one point she got up and left and we were discussing how she was getting on all our nerves and at one point she was making noise and Ken looked at her and said, “I hope you get a paper cut!” The judge looked over at us ’cause we kinda giggled.
G: oops
G: lol
G: I should be asleep soon. I accidentally bit into my TylenolPM Gelcap
G: my mouth is already numb. LOL
J: LOL!!!
J: did you get your F21 Kinda Koture email?
G: this will be a fun experiment. Maybe I should bite into it every night
G: yeah
J: LOL!!!
G: wait, Kinda Koture? Mine just says 12 by 12
J: that’s what the subject was.
G: mine says Take a Peek!!
J: hmmm…
G: and yeah, I have a few thousand things in my cart
J: did you see where there were some Arkansas nuns excommunicated for heresy? Are they the ones who made the lotion sticks?
G: those ladies were somewhere else–Missouri? shoot I can’t even remember
J: oh, yeah, i think they were.
G: and no, I didn’t see that!
G: so did you watch my bf’s video? I may have to go watch it again!!!
J: no, i forgot to tell you. i don’t have foxfire installed anymore.
J: i know. i just tried again. it told me that the installer i’m trying to use is corrupt.
J: okay. i’m wiped out. i’m going to bed. if i’m not home by a decent hour tomorrow night Bob will kill me ’cause i’ll still be packing as they are taking other things out!
J: so i’ll talk to you tomorrow! Nite!!!
G: wait
G: I saved you MB photos
G: real quick
J: oh, okay!
G: that’s all you get.
J: um, yeah. pretty HAWT!!!
G: maybe it’s the scruff
G: oKay, on that note, sweet dreams!
J: that’s what i was going to say
J: the scruff is pretty sexy on him.
G: totally…didn’t know I was a scruff kinda gal.
J: i downloaded the audiobook for one of those Shopaholic books and the lady reading it sounds a lot like “the other woman” and it’s kinda hard for me to listen to it!
G: ugh
J: yeah, but i can’t wait to get in the car tomorrow to continue it, though!
J: okay, nite!
G: good night

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G: how was your day dear?
J: long
J: and you dear?
G: oh fine
G: Soccer practice got rained out so that was nice
J: yeah, it was pouring about the time one of the workers decided to take me out on a home visit.
J: and the home smelled like cat pee.
G: eew
J: so, i guess either UPS found my package or someone else got it and brought it to me ’cause it was at my door tonight.
G: hmm
G: oh, yeah, did you call him?
G: OH!
G: [Friend’s] baby is gonna be sasquatch for Halloween.
J: i’m waiting!!!!!!!!!!
G: she’s gonna have to take the ears off
J: LOL!!!! I love it!!! think she’ll let me borrow it when my child gets that size???
G: I told her that.
J: OMG. I love that!
J: so, i went online sunday night and changed my address through the usps website. well, today my apt. complex calls and says that there’s a problem and that apt. won’t be ready by this weekend so they had to put me in a different one. Now, i have to figure out how to recitfy that situation with the PO. ugh.
G: uh oh
J: i guess i can have my mail forwarded from the old address to the new address starting the day after the other was to be forwarded?
G: *shrug*
G: makes no sense to me, so it should work just find for them
J: lol.
J: they don’t give me an option to cancel a forward.
J: Oh, I can cancel or modify my forward of address but it cannot be online. I have to do it on a card. how retarded is that????
G: Some old lady from church told Vince that his pants were too big–at the store tonight
G: even then he doesn’t care
G: yes, it’s retarded
J: LOL
G: and typical
J: i hate the post office.
J: hate, hate, hate
J: okay, if Kidd Kraddick talks about that freakin’ Oscar De La Hoya story again tomorrow morning I am going to boycott them along with the PO!
G: LOL…….I did’nt hear that. But I listened for an hour at home and then an hour in the car so I heard the same sh*t twice
J: they have talked about it for the past two mornings for at least 30 minutes at a time and they talked about it twice on monday.
J: did i tell you that my crazy friend called me at 2:15 AM on Saturday?
G: no!
J: yes. she had to call me to let me know that the previous morning at 3:45 AM three men broke into their store and she & two of the kids were up there making coffee and her husband came in and shot two of them and one may die.
J: Now, that is something very important for me to know, but at 2:15 AM?????
G: OMG!
G: crazy
J: yeah. she said that they didn’t know if the DA was going to press charges or not. It appears that the three men were all unarmed.
G: shower
J: k
J: okay, i thought i’d make it, but i’m going to bed. i’ll talk to you tomorrow!
J: nite!

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J: honey, i’m home! finally
G: YAY
J: omg. i am so tired. but i think i’m going to like my new job!
G: yeah, so how was your day dear?
J: it was really good. my brain is soooo tired. i met at least 75 new people and everyone does a different job and i don’t rembember anyone’s name except for [Name]who is my gay supervisor neighbor.
J: The Hills whole Lauren/Jason story line isn’t doing anything for me seeing as how we know that he’s engaged to someone else.
G: Yeah, I know but I think she finds out soon
J: yeah, she just found out!
J: hey, did my ups come today?
G: nope
J: hmm… it shows it was out for delivery today.
G: hmm, I told him.
J: and it shows it arrived at 1:19… i texted [Friend] to see if he left it at the church.
G: strange
G: I did tell him. And he knew who I meant. He said he had just gotten into the habit of remembering to leave your stuff at the church.
J: yeah, he left something there the other day when i was gone to texas.
G: yeah, that was like the day after I told him or the day I told him and he’d already gone that way or something
J: so, Wednesdays are going to continue being my least favorite day of the week…
J: I am going to be in court most of the day every wednesday.
G: Vince was downstairs laughing so hard at something I was starting to think he was having a breakdown
J: Whitney, Whitney, Whitney
G: Heidi, Heidi, Heidi
J: yes, i know.
G: Vince asked if I was watching Clueless
G: “When does the guy from Scrubs come on?”
G: show time
J: so did you text me back today right after i texted you back both times?
J: oh, and [Friend] says that my ups isn’t at the church… if you can remember do you mind asking UPS about it tomorrow?
J: okay. i’m going to bed. i think i’m going to take my lap top and go to B&N for lunch tomorrow so we can at least chat during lunch! Nite

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G: Honey, I’m home!
J: yay! I missed you! did you have a good time?
G: yay! yes! I did
G: but I’m glad I’m home too!
J: i bet. did the boys clobber you??? I bet puppy was SSSOOOO glad to see you!
G: Yes, they did. When I got off the plane I could hear them yelling. LOL. And actually puppy was mad for a minute. Looking at me like I abused him and then he forgave me and that was that.
J: oh, i didn’t know you flew. I just assumed you were driving.
J: sweet Dog…
G: oh no, I flew from [town]…… cheaper than driving
J: yeah, especially in your big ole tank!
J: so, how did the Grease reenactment go????
G: LOL, she shut us down fast.
J: LOL!
G: we never got quite that drunk either.
G: it was more about eating & shopping
J: did you buy any great stuff?
G: um…..I got a cool short denim trench at Harold’s
J: cool
G: that was my one splurge
G: we went to F21 today…on the way to the airport [friend] stopped at a Dick’s to see if I could find C some new shoes
J: i think i’m going to splurge and buy an audio book to keep me awake on the way to FV this week.
G: and I said, I *think* this is where a F21 is (I’d looked and I knew there was one in that vicinity)
G: and she said “oh yeah” and led me to it
J: we could smell a F21 a mile away
G: yeah< i know. LOL
G: http://www.harolds.com/harolds/Product.aspx?Category=women’s+outerwear&Item=72F33E&AllowPaging=True&Page=1
J: ooohh… that’s really cute!
G: Yeah, I saw it in the window Friday night and went back the next morning
J: so [lady] sold almost everything of mine at the yard sale! i’m so excited!
G: cool
J: i don’t know if i want to go to Thailand after seeing Brokedown Palace again!
G: LOL
G: I’m on the phone with [brother] and made the mistake of asking him about the case that he’s working on.
G: *yawn*
J: lol!!
J: OMG. this groom is wearing a crown and the ringbarer is carrying a glass slipper… each brides maid tries it on, and, of course, it only fits the bride!
J: i want to kill myself.
J: i’m watching Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleaders Making the Team and they asked this girl (blonde, no offense ) how she feels about Condaleeza Rice running for president and she said that she wishes him the best.
G: Sorry, I was on the phone……….
G: still…………
J: must be a real interesting case
G: no, talking about my dad
G: you’re not watching football? My Bears are “fixin” to beat your Cowboys
G: and OMG about the wedding and OMG about the ding dong cheerleader
J: well, it wasn’t on when i turned over there and i started watching this, but it’s over now so i’m fixing to turn it over.
G: “booo tony romo”
G: OMG, after my [college team] blew it again last night…………. GAH
G: we were going from bar to bar–looking for a seat and FOOD
G: we were winning
G: each place
J: i’m gonna have to go to bed at half time.
G: then we get to California Pizza Kitchen to get a pizza and we couldn’t see the TV and I kept getting up to check and all of a sudden we were losing!
J: yeah, they’ve gotten really good at that.
J: YES go to Brian Griese!!!!

J: i hate moving. i think i’ll just not do it.
J: um, i don’t like that guy.
G: Sorry, I was in the kitchen checking out his rosiepose dessert he made last night
J: Boy2?
G: yes
G: sorry
J: lol
G: Hey, what aobut your boyfriend George and his accident? Didn’t you tell him not to ride a stupid motorcycle?
J: yeah, i know! if he didn’t have that slut with him…
J: stupid cowboy…
J: man, my allergies have been so bad the past few days.
G: really? ugh?
G: ugh!
J: it started when i was in [hometown] and has followed me here.
J: OH
J: so there was a lady at my grandma’s funeral who hadn’t seen me in like a year.
J: she said, “J, you look so good! have you had work done?”
J: LOL
G: LOL!!!!!!!!
G: I *guess* that’s a compliment??????
J: yeah, i guess. and we were outside with another lady and she said she didn’t recognize me and I said, “Well, I’ve had a nip here and a tuck there…”
G: LOL
J: i thought this was a purse. http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dresses&product%5Fid=2041989381&Page=1
G: LOL
G: I bought that brown purse I liked today
J: there is something down here that i’m smelling and it’s giving me a headache. it’s not a bad smell but it smells like maybe something i’ve gotten from the shop or something…
J: this isn’t looking good for the ‘Boys so far…
G: weird
G: I won’t rub it in.
J: yeah right
G: I need this! http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=fashiontop&product%5Fid=2043033120&Page=all
J: why yes you do. i was just watching Forest Gump last night and Jenny had one on like this, only in silver and I was thinking how much I wanted one.
G: we can both get one
J: wow. too bad fans can’t score touchdowns!
G: [Friend] & I got the same shirt at Banana Republic….she was hesitant and I was like, “It’s NOT like we’ll ever wear it at the same place at the same time!”
J: LOL!
G: oh, wait wait wait, here…you get this one: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dailyspecial&product%5Fid=2042886060&Page=all
J: yeah, i need a little more support than you so that’ll be good for me.
J: so, i think everyone at [work] was a little upset I wasn’t more sad to be leaving than I was! I practically skipped out the door on friday
J: i can only hope they’ll put my boyfriend Brian Griese in…
G: LOL
G: My dog is WOUND
G: I just got him to bed but I’m sweating
J: lol!
J: well, the one good thing about driving over to FV is that I’ll get to listen to much more of KKITM.
G:
J: okay. i’m gonna go take a shower & wash my hair. i’ll brb.
G: sorry, phone again
J: you’re popular tonight
G: I know
J: so, i got the cutest dress at JCP for $5.97 and the zipper is busted.
G: man!
G: if you were crafty you could fix it
J: i know.
J: too bad i don’t know anyone crafty…
J: see, that’s what ya’ll get for trying to be all sneaky and everything…
G: yep, it is
G: I will look at it and see if I can fix it. I’d just give it to my mom normally.
G: is the zipper iself busted? or just coming out?
G: and how long is it?
J: um, 6-8 inches
J: and it’s completely sewn into the dress so it might not be fixable.
G: eew, yeah, I know what you mean. I’m not that crafty I don’t think!!!
J: well, now that i look at it closer it’s not sewn completley in. but i’m not crafty at all so i know i’d never be able to do it!
G: Tom Brady *is* quite cute.
J: yes he is
J: okay, i’m going to sleep. i have to get up early. ugh.
G: Ugh. Have a good day. I feel like I should come take your picture at the door like the 1st day of school!!!
G: but alas, I won’t because I’ll be in my jammies still.
J: lol! i could put it with my life jacket picture
G: Exactly!
J: Thursday: Earl & Office premiers!
G: my proud moments
J: lol!
G: I KNOW! Can’t wait
J: me neither!
J: okay, well I’ll talk to you tomorrow! nite!!!

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J: i got smart and went and got my laptop so i could work on the computer as well@
G: ah “work” on the computer? Is that what you’re saying?
J: yep. i had to do something for the music department…
G: of course you did!
J: and i did it, now i’m done and just waiting on [friend] to come back and work on the newsletter!
J: so, i’m hungry. what are we having for lunch?
G: I don’t care
J: and you can’t forget that tent. it nearly gave me a heart attack this morning sticking up out of my backseat.
G: oh yeah, Vince would kill me

J: so, did our laptop bags come in????
G: NO
J: ugh!
G: they’re backordered
J: you are kidding me!
J: did Vince give you your message about the makeup?
G: yes, I was just telling [friend] I need to go break into your house tomorrow.
G: Or I’ll have to go buy something in [town]
J: the key is under the mat
G: ok
G: yeah, he did surprisingly remember but it was like this
G: So J and I were expecting these laptop bags and…. J!!!!!!!! I saw J at Conoco. (bla bla, relayed message) Um great, but this is a crisis, our laptop bags weren’t even in the order!!! 6 weeks we’ve been waiting!!!!!!!!
J: LOL!
J: at least he remembered… with some prompting
G: true
G: at some point I’d have said your name and it would’ve hit him.
J: we’re watching “We Are Marshall”
G: is your dad gonna cry?
J: he’s not watching it.
G: ah
G: I saw the commercials for it earlier and added it to my netflix
J: the plane just went down…
G: oh, and you know I put Grease 2 on my netflix
G: well I sent back blades of glory AGES ago
G: and I even got an email saying “how long ago did you send it back?” and they just got it like Saturday
J: OMG. I didn’t know it happened at their airport!
G: and then they don’t even HAVE Grease 2 in Little Rock, it’s coming from houston! Uh! It was for THIS weekend!
J: no one else may be crying but i sure am!
J: did you ever watch How’s Your News?
G: yeah.
J: this show is making my stomach hurt!
G: My stomach hurts already
G: we had the always delicious Taco Bell. Boy1’s reward for a good progress report.
J: well i’m glad he got a good report!
G: I sent you a message on Netflix the other day, did you see it?
J: about Cannonball Run II?
G: no, just like 3-4 days ago
G: You know you can watch movies on the site and I watched an hour long bigfoot documentary
J: no, i didn’t get that on.e
G: shit! I can watch Pure Country! why am I watching Bridezillas then?
J: lol!
G: I probably told you [guy] made us go see the movie–his 2nd time seeing it. His life story I guess?
J: yeah, he is exactly who i was thinking about when you mentioned it was on!
J: good grief. the internets are so slow here!
G: ugh. that’s not cool
J: i’m going to do a MK order if you need anything. And there is a new brush set that i’m going to order that looks really nice. it’s $48, but only $24 for us
G: ok….I’ll look
G: TimeWise® Age-Fighting Eye Cream
G: oh, I want some loose powder too. Which one goes with my foundation?
J: um, probably the same one that I wear. Beige 1.
G: ok
J: i’m kinda crushin’ on Matthew Fox
G: Uh, another good reason to watch Lost
G: Oh….I know what I was going to tell you….

G: did I show you this? http://www.drsfostersmith.com/product/prod_display.cfm?c=3307+11828+13396&pcatid=13396
J: LMAO!!! Now Dog NEEDS that!
G: Isn’t that AWFUL?
G: look at that dog’s face!!!!!!!!!!!
J: i know. poor puppy!
G: ooohhhhhhhhhhhh. On Ghost Hunters they picked up voices!!!!!!!!
G: a child’s voice
G: in a house
G: on a recording
J: as long as it stays away from my house!
G: It like said “Can you find me?”
J: NO WAY
G: yes. I could hear them playing it and couldn’t make stuff out but that last time I could hear “Can you find me?”
G: eeks
J: okay, i’ve decided that I want Ali Larder’s body.
G: yeah, I’d take it
G: did you know there’s a Hannah Montana podcast?
J: no. i’ll have to tell mom
J: well, i think we’re all gonna turn in. tomorrow’s a lllooonngggg day…
G: okey dokey.
J: if i don’t talk to you, have a fun time this weekend! when do you leave?
G: Friday morning!
J: cool.
G: I’ll text you if I need to be bailed out or something.
J: lol! okay. i’ll be here for ya
G: Cuz you know Vince can’t afford to bail me out
J: LOL!!!
J: well, just don’t have too much fun, then!
J: ttyl! Nite!
G: okay, good night

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J: i got some bad news last night. my grandma died (my dad’s mom)
G: oooh, I”m sorry!!!!!!
J: yeah, so i’m heading back to [hometown] probably first thing in the morning.
G: ok
J: but, are you feeling better?
G: no! I think I have a stomach thing really. I had chills and crap and still want to hurl
G: I was up all night
J: okay… sorry… i’m back for a few…
J: I’m sorry you were icky all night!
J: you coulda called me. i didn’t sleep very well!
G: I should’ve. “Hey guess what! you may be sleeping but I’m hurling.”
G:
J: lol!
J: so are you feeling better now?
G: um, not really!!!
J: i’m sorry!
G: I had some cheese chex b/c that’s all I could find!!!!!!!!!!!
G: and some diet coke
G: and I’m a little better
G: but my stomach still hurts
J: well, do you think it was the wine or do you think it might be a little bit of a bug?
G: I’m just not sure. I’m starting to lean towards a bug.
G: because like I said, even after getting rid of the wine I was still dry heaving
G: and I was chilled. I almost went and stole the boys new quilts that aren’t on their bed yet.
J: yeah, it kinda sounds more like a bug to me.
G: why are people so annoying???????
J: to drive us insane!!!!
G: FedEx was just here and mentioned his wife had a wine tasting party this weekend.
J: ugh… not good
J: but lol a little
G: I know, dude of all the things you could’ve said.
G: Well I told him I was still not over wine I had last night…I spared him the chucking
G: he didn’t like it either so we commiserated
G: plus we talked about the [football] game being vomit inducing.
J: so are you up for lunch?
J: look at the time!
G: yeah< i think I should have something
J: what are you thinking/
G: whatever sounds good to you–I’ll pick something from there.
J: um, i’d say either mcdonalds or subway given the time… or baja but if your tummy is upset you probably don’t need baja.
G: I know…it sounds good too. LOL. I’d eat a plain cheeseburger
J: okay. fries? diet?
G: yeah, I guess
G: and ranch for my fries
J: so happy meal? and when you say plain do you mean just meat cheese & bread?
G: yeah
[boring story about some guy]
G: oh, he cares about his Fantasy Football team! LOL
J: LOL
G: that’s some major important shit!!!
J: well, yeah. yesterday Bob & i were watching the game and he’d be like, “Oh, yeah! he’s on my team!”
G: LOL
G: Oh, well VINCE has this program
G: on his computer
G: and it TELLS him when someone on his team does something
G: so he doesn’t have to watch all the games–just leave the laptop open…..”Rex Grossman scored a touchdown” (and no, no one is stupid enough to have him!!)
J: well, i told Bob to get Romo and he didn’t and now he’s like the hottest player. shoulda listened to me.
G: LOL
J: oh, yeah, in that little magazine thing that comes in the newspaper (not Parade, but like it) there was a question about Chad Everett!
J: he is 71!
G: LOL!
G: did Ronnie Simonsen ask the question?
J: LOL! No, it was someone else!
J: okay. goin’ home. Ttyl

[later]

J: how much should i sell my CD’s for? $.50? $1.00?
G: 50c I guess
J: yeah, that’s kinda what i was thinking. i just want to get rid of everything. It’s all priced to sell!!!!
G: Oh, tomorrow I need to get the boys tent. They’re going to go camping.
J: okay. i think it’s hidden behind some stuff here in my room. i’ll get it right now.
G: ok
J: hahahaha!!!! this is soooo funny!!!!!
J: so, it wasn’t the tent. it was a chair i had borrowed from you.
G: ohhh
G: LOL
J: the tent is under 500 clothes in my trunk!!
J: sigh…
G: I knew it had been in your trunk.
J: i’ll be back… might as well uncover it now and i’ll just put it in the back seat.
G: ok
G: Vince’s watching the Hills….
G: I caught him
J: okay. it took some effort, but i finally found it!
G: yay
J: i feel like i have no idea what in the world i am doing!
G: I think I have food poisoning now
G: Boy2 made a PB&J and it sounded good
G: so I made just 1/2 one
G: and the jelly was like crusty
J: ugh. that doesn’t sound very good…
G: yeah, I know
J: so, don’t let me forget that Bob is a TERRIBLE packer. I just need for him to carry things.
G: LOL
J: okay. i’m going to go ahead and get packed and then go to bed early since i’m driving out tomorrow.
G: ok
J: i have my eye appt. at 11:00, so i’ll call you when i get finished so we can decide what we want for our last lunch
G: okey dokey *sniff*
J: lol.
J: okay, i’ll talk to you tomorrow! night!
G: good night

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G: I’m gonna THROW UP
J: too much “fine wine”????
G: YES
G: OMG
G: but my boyfriend’s friend just won an emmy and I was just running up the stairs to see it and it made it worse
G: but I’m seriously gonna hurl
G: some $100/bottle wine
J: wow!
J: that’s some expensive wine!
G: supposedly. I didn’t think it tasted that good
J: mmmm… this girl on bridezillas is eating chick fil a… i want some!!!
G: you’re not watching the Emmy’s
G: ?
G: Okay, I just chucked BTW.
J: really?
J: ugh. gross
G: Vince said, “What made you drink red wine? YOu don’t drink red wine?”
J: do you feel better?
G: Yeah well someone handed it to me and I drank it
G: sort of
G: I don’t feel like chucking
J: well, that’s good i guess
G: but my throat burns
J: this bride wants her hair done every 20 minutes at her wedding.
J: and makeup
G: nice
J: why do i even watch this show? it makes my blood pressure rise everytime i watch it!
G: why aren’t you watching the Emmy’s?
J: i forgot that it was on. i’ll turn it over at 9
J: man, i think i could go to sleep right now.
G: me too
G: seems later
J: so, when i get married i’m gonna make you walk down the aisle, “right, together… left, together… right, together… left, together…”
G: :-p
J: he should share that award with your boyfriend.
J: wonder how much money he made for thanking target?
J: LOL!!! that was the best!
G: sorry, what was the best
G: I dozed off….
G: then laid on the bathroom floor
G: then hurled.
G: then laid back down
J: ugh. no more wine for you!
G: I know!!!!!!!!
J: i had a whole diet dr. p up here and now i can’t find it!
G: bummer
G: I’d take a diet coke if someone would fetch it for me! but instead they’re snoring
J: lol
G: I guess I’m going to try to go to sleep. Sleep off my vomit feeling
G: that was one of those that kept getting worse as the night progressed. I’ll tty tomorrow. Good night.

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J: when the heck did it turn winter???
G: no crap. I’m freeeeeeezing
J: yeah, Bob & I went to see that 3:10 To Yuma and when we came out I thought I was going to freeze before we could make it to the car.
G: we’ve been out at [friends] watching the [game] and they didn’t have the heater on in the cabin and we had the doors open so the kids could run in and out.
J: brrr!!!
G: sorry, had to chase the paper towel eating dog
G: fortunately, I’d realized it was NOT going to be the 72 degrees they were still predicting
G: and we had on long sleeved shirts
G: but it was a long sleeved t-shirt
G: my toes are still numb
J: if you only scored 86% on the Grease quiz there’s no way I’m going to score very well!
G: no, it marked it wrong. The one it said I got wrong was the Pink Ladies & T-Birds. Even Boy2 could’ve answered that! I was MAD
G: it also said it took me 4 minutes to complete the 8 questions!
G: Um, we do 10 question trivia on my board and I did it in 28 seconds today.
J: I got 100%!!!
J: that shocks me!
J: well, i misssed two on the Little Mermaid quiz!
J: And I missed FOUR on the Dirty Dancing quiz!
J: When does it ever say that Baby is 17 in the movie???
G: Nuh uh!
J: well, i picked the wrong spelling on the resort name
G: I have my aunt Flo headache. I took Advil at 2 or 3 and now it’s worn off
J: ugh. sorry.
J: i must totally be pmsing ’cause Bob has done nothing but gotten on my nerves for the past three days!
G: what’s onTV?
J: i don’t know. my stupid remote control isn’t working so i’m watching a movie.
G: I gave Vince my old ear phones
G: and he’s using them on his laptop
G: and he’s listening to Material Girl…I can still hear it
J: LOL!!!
G: Ah……Jeff Pocaro played on it
G:OH
G: MY
G: HELL
G: the [team] were losing like 30 to 10 when we left [friend]r’s–at 1/2time
G: and now they’re WINNING!
J: wow! go [team]!!!
G: we’re sucky fans
G: we didn’t even turn it on when we got home
G: I had to get out of bed to make sure I was seeing that score right
G: 22 seconds left and they may just blow it
G: @#*********)(!@#(!*U#)#(_!)#(
J: did they blow it??
G: yep, sorry I had to get up and walk away
G: so I guess you probably won’t be ordering Mary Kay any time soon, huh?
J: um, i don’t know. i would like to, there are a few things that i need… i need to get a $400 retail order, though, so I need to come up with $200 worth of orders.
J: what do you want?
G: I need foundation
G: and the eye cream
J: i think i have one of your foundations. i need to find it.
G: ok
G: I can live w/o the eye cream. But I do need the foundation–400
J: OMG!!! they are coming out with 100 calorie packs of M&m’s, 3 Muskateers & Twix!!!!
G: yooohoo’
G: woohoo I mean
J: lol
G: yippee and woohoo
G: I’m LOLing at Steve Carell on SNL doing Debbie Downer. I never saw this one
J: okay, i’m going to bed. tomorrow may be my last sunday, so i guess i should look my best.
G: good night

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