J: okay internet queen…
J: i want to find out if there is indeed a law that says the optomitrist cannot give me my perscription until she sees me again.
J: i can’t think what else to google… [state] optometry law, contact lense law…
J: nevermind. i found it.
G: sorry
G: I was eating dinner
G: and???
J: well, it says that the optomitrist doesn’t have to release the prescription before the contact lens fitting is complete. So, technically it’s not that LAW per say, but…
J: poop.
J: i was hoping i’d have a fight on my hands.
G: where is that though? in the law books? You still got lied to and you’re having to drive all this way to pick them up. YOU MOVED AWAY for Pete’s sake. It isn’t like you are just switching optometrists
J: it never says when the contact lens fitting is actually complete. it says, however, “All follow-up exams must be medically necessary, and eye care providers should use sound professional judgment- based on appropriate and objective standards of care- to make that judgment”.
J: I don’t see where my follow up is medically necessary
G: I would call and see if you could speak with the doctor
J: so, i do have vision insurance until January 1, so I’m just going to reschedule somewhere up here and take the samples i have. i’m pissed that they are expecting me to come all the way back there.
J: Well, Krystal said that she’s the one who said she won’t release the prescription to me.
G: I know, it’s ridiculous. It’s not like you haven’t paid, and like I said you MOVED. It’s not like you’re just not going to her anymore
J: exactly. and it’s not like it didn’t take her FOUR times to get it right.
G: Well call her back, tell her it isn’t worth the gas money to go over there. You think it’s completely ridiculous and unprofessional to not be flexible and you’ve convinced your friend G to tell everyone she knows not to go there!!!
J: LOL! that’ll work!
J: well, and what sucks is that she was so nice and everything. i’ll tell you what i think it is…
J: remember the last time i went in and had like an 11:15 appt. and didn’t get seen until 12? well, i said something about it and i think that rubbed them the wrong way.
G: well poop on them
G: Boy1 is in trouble so I sent him to bed
J: ugh oh
G: and I forgot Boy2 was still down here. he’s watching–whatever this show is that came on after HIMYM
G: and he just says, “This show is HILARIOUS!!!”
J: why is Boy1 in trouble?
G: because stupid Boy Cat is all of a sudden an eating machine and he tries to climb our legs during dinner
G: it’s awful.
G: he wants to be on the table all the time
G: and then Boy2 spilled some milk and Boy Cat was growling and hissing at Girl Cat over it
G: and then I reached down to grab him and HE BIT ME!!!
G: anyway, so he’s annoying and Boy1 decided to bowl him across the living room
J: no way!
G: I KNOW. I was SOOO pissed
J: Sonic has fried mac & cheese!!!
G: OOOH
J: i need to go tonight before i sew my mouth shut tomorrow
J: and, crap, my head still hurts. it’s hurt since thursday. i think i have either a tumor or an annurisim.
G: great
J: i’m trying to hold out until the 1st when my insurance kicks in.
G: Okay, well hopefully it’s a slow moving tumor
G: or it’s probably allergy stuff
J: yeah, that’s what i’m hoping for
G: OMG, Vince got his Treo today
J: yeah, i’m sure it’s allergy
J: oh, yeah?
G: he’s gonna drive me nuts
G: he texts me allllll the time
G: LOL
J: lol
G: from the deck
G: and called more than usual today
J: i got a new sim card today and i’m hoping that took care of my phone issue.
G: When I talk to him I hear an echo. I didn’t tell him that
J: i can’t decide if i want to get on my dad’s family plan or not. on one hand it’d be nice to not have a phone bill, but then again, i’ve had my plan for so long i hate to cancel it.
J: so was Vince’s new or refurb?
J: wow. Who’s the Boss is on PAX.
G: refurb
G: shoudl we take bets of how many times I’m going to have to yell tonight?
J: hmmm… i’m gonna say 17
G: ok
G: we’ll count
G: 1
G: 2
G: Okay…good story…..and you wonder why my children are like this
G: 3
G: Saturday night we went to my dad’s for dinner.
G: I started to tell you last night and got distracted…..
G: first of all, we made a bunch of good stuff…..and sardines.
G: and of ALLLL the stuff I ate and the tiny sardine, guess what I burped all night?
G: anyway, the boys were playing outside….
G: and I could see them out the kitchen window and it was getting dark and they were being kinda weird–cautious
G: so I was trying to think how I could scare them.
G: without them knowing it came from right there in the kitchen
G: 4
G: so then like 5 minutes later I went to the bathroom and the window was open.
G: So I asked Vince–in the kitchen–if he could see them.
G: and he could
G: so I howled out the window–which is around the side/back of the house on the woods side.
G: *giggle*
G: and they came RUNNING IN
G: 5 (does it count if Vince yells?)
G: so later my dad tells us in conversation that there was another big “sasquatch poop” outside in his driveway (remember there was one last year out there and he thought it was a bear and I told him it was sasquatch? Now he says it’s sasquatch)
G: 6
J: LOL!!! you’re mean! but LMAO! I can just see them running!
G: oh yeah, back up…….they thought it was a coyote
G: so then Boy1 wants Vince to come out and hear it too
G: but Boy2 doesn’t want to go back out
G: so I took Boy2 in the bathroom so we howled out the window together
G: and now he is DYING DYING DYING to tell Boy1 it was just me
G: okay, I’m going up….does that count as more than one?
J: yes. that counts for like 5 because of all the effort it takes.
G: 11
G: then
G: 12
J: are you there? did you have to go kill someone?
G: yeah
G: I’m here
G: I’m playing Boy2’s Webkinz game
G: to get him money
J: OMG. Are you watching Dancing?
G: so he can buy a hot tub for his Webkinz dogs
J: wow! a hot tub?
G: LOL
G: totally
G: a dog bone shaped hot tub if we’re lucky
G: I need to find Vince a cool ringtone now that he’s got a cool phone
J: Samantha Who is coming on
G: oh, good
G: thanks
G: that works–YOU watch DWTS and remind me when to change it
J: oh, i don’t watch it. i just turned it over when Who’s the Boss went off.
G: EEW
G: Vince said he had peeled a potato last week that was bad so he threw it in the trash
G: 13
G: anyway, the raccoons got in the back of the truck in the garbage
G: and left the rotten potato on the cab of the truck
J: EEW gross.
G: 14
G: 15
G: 16
G: serenity now
G: 17
G: 18
J: i knew i shoulda gone higher
G: LOL
G: 19
G: “this is the saddest show on television”
G: “sadder than watching Ethiopian kids”
J: what? the hills
G: yes
G: wow, that looks just like Devil wears Prada but people are nice.
J: they’re probably just being nice for the camera. or they’re actors
G: LOL
J: okay. mark jacobs walks into the room and you stay seated?
J: and act like it’s no big deal that he’s there?
G: YES, I thought that too!
G: I was putting a bunch of laundry away
G: so I could bring up two more loads to fold
J: i have to do laundry tomorrow night.
J: well, i need to record that ’cause i didn’t get the last hour when i recorded it before (legally blonde)
G: what?
J: they are reshowing the Legally Blonde Musical
G: sorry I was downstairs and asked Vince how his Fantasy Football ended up this weekend…and he went off
G: ooh, the worst thing they could say to you is rag on your clothes at a magazine!!!!!!!
G: I’d rather say I sucked than my dress was not appropriate.
J: yeah, i know.
G: although I’d never have worn that!!!
J: he has pretty eyes
G: yes, he DOES. I was thinking the same thing
G: I didn’t hear the last thing he said
G: I was blowing my nose…….
G: again
J: lol!
J: it was something about i’ll always be there for you & you’ll always be there for me.
J: so i had a new girl start in my unit today. i think she’s going to be really good. she’s really nice. not like the psycho bitch that i’m in training with. have i told you about her?
G: no
G: I love psycho bitches!
J: so, nicole is this girl’s name. i don’t know if i can do her justice without being in person… let’s see… it’s not anything specific that she’s done… i have NEVER heard a positive thing come out of her mouth. everything is negative and no one is good, except for her, of course.
G: nice
J: she’s 22, fresh out of college and thinks that she knows EVERYTHING. she worked at a mental hospital type place and that provided her with enough experience to know something about everything. and she’s so rude. we’re in training with 20 other people and she’s forever talking over people. has snide comments about everything.
J: today we were talking about sarcasm and she said, which i totally agree, that sarcasm is her defense mechanisim and if she’s not being a bitch then she’s going to be crying. that girl just needs to break down and cry or something. she’s about to drive me crazy.
G: LOL
J: the good news is that she’s on probation for 6 months and i can get rid of her anytime i want for any reason.
G: maybe you need to tell her that!!!
G: oohh, sweet!!!!!!!!!
G: FUN
G: let me come watch
G: maybe she’ll cry THEN!
J: well, and from the moment i met her i had a bad feeling about her. seriously. the first thing i heard her say, in staff meeting no less with 30 other people around, was something negative and smart ass. Hello! it’s your FIRST day on the job and you were, first of all, late for the staff meeting and second of all, already being a bitch? i had her pegged from the first moment i saw her.
G: ugh
J: and one of the other supervisors, [name], doesn’t like her either. she argued with me, my gay friend [name] (another supervisor) and [name] (my supervisor, the ultimate boss in our unit) on her fifth day there. she rolled her eyes at [name]! (i didn’t tell [name]… maybe i should)
G: yeah, although I’m pretty sure there’s no need to tattle…I’m sure she’s digging her own grave with everyone
G: ugh, my stomach hurts…….
G: I went and got [restaurant] today!!! Allllll alone!!
G: I didn’t know [name] worked there. I’d seen her coming out of there one day but just assumed she was eating.
J: oh, no doubt. [name] and i have talked about it at great length. and our trainer talked to me on wednesday and is going to have to talk to her, so, either she’s going to get all defensive and storm out or she’s going to sit and ignore everyone, which will piss me off even more!
G: She was like, “Have you ever ordered from us before??”
J: mmmm! [restaurant]! I miss [restaurant]!
G: I thought about sending you a pic from my phone but since it never works……
G: but that’s the heaviest lunch I’ve eaten in ages
G: had to eat the whole chips & queso alone!
G: and then [Friend] e-mailed me and told me she was home sick with [kid]. When I left her Saturday, she was saying she felt like she was going to have diarrhea.
G: so then I decided my stomach hurt
G: and was only going to have soup for dinner
G: and then Vince grilled pork chops and made mashed potatoes and well, I couldn’t turn that down!
J: that sounds good.
G: I hope I don’t regret it at 2am
J: yeah, me too!
G: I’m gonna have to text [hairdresser] to see what the hell she used on my hair Thursday
G: it looked *really* good. I mean usually it’s just “fine” and no better than I can do.
G: I thought I just needed a cut so bad that it looked remarkably healthy
G: but now that I’ve done it on my own, it’s just “fine” again
G: one was the Sexy Hair Concepts product but I swear that one was a spray
J: oh, i meant to tell you last night about my hair problem. i don’t even know how to fully explain this, but at the crown of my head, my hair is really greasy. at first i thought i just didn’t get all the shampoo out, next time i thought maybe i got too much product up there, next time i thought maybe i just didn’t get it dried right. so today i made sure to get all the shampoo out, didn’t put product in my hair and it still feels gross.
G: and I don’t see a spray
G: *raises eyebrow*
J: i know!
J: okay, my head is killing me. i think i’m going to go to sleep.
G: okay, good night
J: nite
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