Not Quite Fascinating

J plays “Do you know where your brain is?” audible

G: yeah, I knwo where my brain is!
J: okay. just makin sure.
G: we were eating
G: and cleaning hte kitchen
G: I don’t know my scissors are though. Any thoughts?
J: probably with the fifiteen hundred pair I’ve lost over the years. the little scissor elves take mine.
G: tonight i’m Christmas shopping
J: okay. let me know if you come up with any good ideas for my loser boyfriend
G: oh man,
G: I saw something the other night
G: I couldn’t decide whether to buy it for you
G: or show you so you could get it for him
G: maybe you’ve seen it, I hadn’t
J: and you know, even though i live less than a mile from any store i could want, i would still rather shop online. like, i’m going to have to get a new camera and i keep looking for one online instead of going to the store.
G: well, for that I would go to best buy so you can take it to the geeksquad hunks if something happens to it
J: yeah, i know. it’s just so stinking busy around here!
J: so do you remember what it was that you saw that i could get for him?
G: yes, I do.
G: How bad do you need something? because you would enjoy the things on this page too
G: but I can find lots of cute things you’d like
J: hmmm… i don’t need anything THAT bad…
G:  [LINK]
G: particularly the 2nd thing
J: LOL! that’s awesome!
G: isn’t it?
J: I am so bummed that i don’t get the NFL network!!!
G: sucks to be you
J: yes i know.
G: ARGH! I can’t find stuff at the same places
G: Target doesn’t have DS Lite, Toys R Us doesn’t have Boy2’s Creepy Crawler workshop
J: don’t you hate that? you’ll end up paying more for shipping than anything
G: I know. That’s what I’m thinking
G: I used to do Amazon but now they let anybody list their crap there and then you gotta watch it because you’re still shipping from everywhere
G: Ooh! [friend kid] is getting a barbie head for her b-day! You know the one you put makeup on?
G: I can’t wait to play with it!
J: i never had one of those but my cousin did and i was so jealous!
J: man, i was fixing to get up and do something and i cannot remember what it was and it’s driving me crazy!
G: LOL
J: have you seen deja vu?
G: no
J: well, jesus is not very nice in this movie!
G: great
G: that’s not good
G: My shows are on tonight! No movie for me!
G: if my kids would just SHUSH!!!!!!!
G: my connection sucks tonight
J: i wish i had some tootsie rolls. don’t ask me why but that’s what i’m crving at the moment!
G: I bet there’s a bunch stuck at the bottom of the candy jar
G: we got a boatload at halloween
G: which I wasn’t particularly happy about
J: well you can bring them to me
G: my shopping isn’t going so well
J: ugh oh
G: I thought I could get some of my kids stuff &[niece & nephew] out of the way
J: are they coming down for christmas?
G: *shrug*
J: how are you going to top the pooping barbie from last year?
G: I know

J: have you read Big Al’s blog? he’s got a diet on there where he lost 5 lbs. in a week. maybe it’s worth a try
G: wow, I need that righht now
J: it doesn’t sound too bad… 3 cheese sticks in the morning time, cup of tortilla soup with ceasar salad for lunch and dinner and work out for an hour every day. and don’t eat anything after 8. he went from 227 to 222 in a week.
G: I’ve had soup for dinner for 2 nights and It hink I gained weight
G: and today I had a lean cuisine pizza
G: and some pita chips & hummus
J: [friend] was telling me that healthy choice had some new 0 point soups that are pretty good.
G: and yesterday I had a lean cuisine panini
G: and soup for dinner
J: i meant to look for some of that soup at WM but forgot.
G: but any broth soup is usually low fat
J: i’m taking Bob to [restaurant] tomorrow night for his birthday so i’m sure i won’t be sticking to any points then
J: OMG. this movie is freaking me out
G: I LOVE Scrubs
G: I’m LOLing
J: AH!!!!
J: You have to see this movie
G: ok
G: I’ll be 3 years by the tmie I get to it, but I’ll add it to my netflix
G: We’ve had our movie for a week and won’t get to it this w/e
G: and the boys have had theirs longer
J: well, i have two copies right now ’cause i thought one got lost and so they sent replacements
G: oops
G: crap, Boy1’s writing is so bad
G: maybe Santa can send him a letter back saying “I can’t read your letter so here’s a lump of sh*t.”
J: LOL!
G: that’ll show him!!
G: his list is huge BTW
G: and he says, “P.S. since there’s a lot of presents I will leave you extra cookies”
G: there I went again
J: where?
G: offline
G: Boy2 wants a bike
G: he’s gonna need a good helmet too!
G: was your boyfriend Stanley Tucci Dr. Moretti?
J: he was never a boyfriend. i just said i thought he was cute.
G: oh come on, there’s room on the list
G: think I would regret this one? [LINK]
J: i am 99.9% sure of it.
G: *giggle*
J: i’m gonna go take a bath real quick.
G: k
J: i wasn’t in the tub that whole time…
G: I would hope not. LOL
G: shoot, that reminds me…laundry!
J: lol!
J: oh, man. we’re only up by 3~
J: points that is
G: well this ER is DE PRESS ING
J: yes it is
J: but this part is funny
G: true
J: she is so stupid!
G: I know
J: wow
G: Boy1 is into these books and he can’t put them down
G: holy cow. wow is right
G: and I’m trying to figure them out. “Warriors” but there’s cats on the covers
G: I call them his kitty cat books
J: lol
G: Fireheart, a full-fledged warrior cat, must confront questions of loyalty and identity as he faces the possibility of betrayal from within his own forest clan.
J: hmmm… sounds interesting?
G: um yeah
G: and I had to beat him to read HP
J: lol!
G: I know. and I told him last night……ALL of these boosk I’ve tried to make you read are that good
G: 300 episodes? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen them all.
G: 300 hours of my life wasted.
J: that’s what i was just thinking
J: i remember the beginning
G: yep
J: i think i cried the hardest on a TV show when mark greene died. i was sobbing.
G: Oh me too
G: that’s when I was always glad when Vince was at [work]
G: cuz I could boohoo and him not get mad
G: not MAD but
G: “ITt’s not REAL.”
G: “IT’s just a character. He’s not REALLY dead.”
G: okay, I have to go pop Vince’s back and then he’s gonna pop mine. That’s not code for anything sexual…we’re just old.
J: LOL
J: okay, i think i’m going to go to bed. i have to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow.
G: if you’re gone, I’ll TTYL
G: ok
G: I knew it was your bedtime. Good night
J: okay. nite!

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J: whatcha doin?
G: um
G: putting the boys to bed
J: was it easy tonight?
G: It’s been more difficult
G: 1. Santa is watching
G: I mean more difficult than other times
G: no I mean, it HAS been more difficult other times
G: I swear I’m not drunk
J: LOL!
G: 2. they’re in the parade tomorrow night
G: I mean Friday night
J: do you know what time the parade starts?
G: holy crap
G: 6
J: are you sure you’re not drunk?????
G: only water! cross my heart!
J: i think Bob & i are gonna go
G: well, throw stuff at them
J: okay!
G: Oh, [Name] got promoted today to [Position]
J: oh, really?! wonder how [name] took that?
G: LOL, probably not well at all
G: he got [name's] old office
G: Vince asked if I had anything for an office warming present. Um….for a guy?? Gonna say no
J: lol. um… cheeseball mix?
G: OH! I got it!
G: A Mahogany & Tobacco candle…..
G: like from Anchorman, he says, “I’m very important. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany”
G: OMH!  LINK
J: LMAO!
J: poor kitties
G: I know! Some are really pitiful looking!
J: have you tried giving Boy Cat a bath?
G: nope
G: They made me buy ringworm shampoo to wash them with
G: but hers is gone and his is just around his eyes and mouth
J: that’s good.

G: oh yeah, I forgot. I texted you earlier about [name].
G: for babysitting
G: unless you and Bob are looking for some fun for Saturday night!
G: cuz I have to tell you, you WERE requested
J: awww!
G: I know, “Why can’t J do it?”
J: i’m still not getting my text messages!
G: Cuz she has a boyfriend now and you aren’t her boyfriend anymore.
G: Really? I just assumed you got it fixed
G: well, not anymore b/c I sent you one and you didn’t text or call me back or mention it.
G: but I forgot myself. But when I sent it, I figured you’d had it fixed
J: well, i’m calling them right now because i can’t imagine why they’re not coming through.
G: ok
G: good luck
J: i didn’t have the text pay per use plan on my plan. i cancelled my plan ’cause i don’t text that much. but now i have it so you can text me now and i’ll get it!
J: i just called and left [name] a message and i’ll let you know when she calls me back.
J: yay! my wedding dress should be here tomorrow!
G: yay
G: that’s weird
G: Okay, let me know ASAP. Cuz [Friend] mentioned [Name]–[Friends'] daughter is her last resort
G: but then Vince and I were just talking and hell, I bet [Friends] would take them!
G: They LOVE [Friend] and vice versa
J: where are ya’ll going?
G: They’re pretty low maintenace really. I just don’t think they’re old enough to be alone yet.
G: the Christmas Ball
J: what are you wearing?
J: yeah, i’m with you on leaving them alone. maybe next year

G: OH
J: lol!
G: Boy2 story…..
G: Yesterday in class they’re working on vocabulary…..
G: Name some UMP words……
G: Jump
G: bump
G: Boy2’s word?
G: HUMP
J: LOL!
G: “Use it in a sentence”
G: “My dog liked to hump his blankets”
J: LMAO!!!!
J: that’s your boy!
G: oh yeah
G: My mom relayed the story b/c she works there Tuesdays
G: but then [Teacher] called……..
G: “This is social services……
G: we’re going to remove this child from your home because of the improper language he’s hearing.”
G: I asked her what WORD we should’ve used for what he was doing to those blankets
J: lol!
G: she had no answer
G: “When [dog] did it to his blankets we said hump too.”
G: UH HUH!
G: Okay, I have GOT to get in the shower. My hair is greasy and I bought some moisturizing body wash because I’m SOOOO itchy
J: k
G: no, I still itch
G: I don’t get why my skin is SO dry
G: especially the last 2 days hasn’t been as cold and we’ve had no fire or heat running
J: that is weird
J: i’m trying to plan my vacation.
G: ok
G: I need to plan my Christmas gifts!
G: My goal is always to be done by Dec. 1
J: you better get busy!
G: whew, I had this PITA lady ordering (a lot of stuff)
G: and she was just driving me nuts. I guess I actually screwed up on something. So today I swallowed a few bucks shipping for her and she just e-mailed me saying how great everything was and great customer service.
J: see what happens when we’re nice to people
G: yeah
G: well, I was trying to be nice the whole time but I’d tell her I’d done this and then she’d say “Well do this…”
G: yeah if you read my last e-mail that you just RESPONDED TO, that’s what I DID
J: do you have your tree up yet?
G: nope
G: this weekend
G: oh man, and my house is CLEAN
G: I was thinking maybe I should do it tomorrow b/c I come home at 2 after working in C’s class.
G: actually, they picked a tree out of the woods they want
G: so if I can just convince them to keep the fake one…..we’ll be okay
G: I just don’t know how comfortable I feel with a piece of drying timber 2′ from my fireplace
J: good luck with that
J: true!
G: oy. IF something ever happens and you don’t work and stay home with your kids forever……
G: don’t talk about it
G: especially if they’re in school
G: [friend] just IMd me.
G: they’re SO broke. Of course it’s all her husband’s fault because he’s a loser and doesn’t make enough
G: no mention of how much SHE spends on useless sh*t.
G: she was just offered a job and says she doesn’ twant to take it. “I like not working.”
G: I mean I LOVE HER but I hate lazy people.
G: and honestly she’s online ALL day. I mean I love someone around to keep me company & bitch to but what’s the point of staying home with your kids? Go get a job and do that there!
J: um, who LIKES working??? welcome to the real world!
G: I’m all for staying home with your kids.
G: No sh*t
G: [Other friend] does it too sometimes……
G: and then “I’m going to take a nap”
G: Or “I’m a stay at home mom, I don’t get a day off”
J: exactly, me, too. if you can afford it. i know that with small kids sometimes it is cheaper to stay at home than send them to day care, but that ends eventually.
G: uh, so moms who work and get weekends off are just laying on their ass?
G: No, they’re doing in 2 days what you have 7 days to do.
J: i know! i hate when stay at home mom’s say that. i mean, i understand what they’re saying but it’s still stupid.
G: anyway, it just ticks me off and I had to get that off my chest!! And now you know when you have kids what not to say to me!
J: yeah! speaking of…
G: HUH? lol
J: Bob & i were talking about kids this weekend
J: LOL! NO!
G: and he wants 7 I hope
J: no, just one or two. he wants a boy, i want a girl. i was talking about how i’d like to name my daughter something cute like Landry or Ryanne or Katie and he says, “Well, my mom has always wanted me to name my daughter Brenda Renee.” but it’s not said like regular brenda it’s like BArenda. I said, “Hm, well, I guess we could discuss that.” NOT!
G: LOL
G: you carry the kid for 9 months, not him, and sure as EFF not his mother! LOL
J: I’m not naming my daughter Barenda Renee! It’s going to be Kaitlin Elisabeth and we’re all going to call her Katie Beth.
J: I’ll let him name the boy.
J: Or I’m kinda liking Brooklin Jade latley
G: Barenda sounds like a made up black name
J: that’s what i thought
G: and Brenda is an 40 year old lady name
J: yep. exactly.
G: like J will be in 10 years
G: ha! I crack myself up.
J: which, if she had named her daughter that she would be nearly 40
J: ha. you’re so funny.
G: Okay, I need to blow dry.
G: You’re up late
J: okay, i need to go to bed.
J: i have to testify in court tomorrow for the first time.
J: don’t want to fall asleep on the stand.
G: text me if you hear from [name]. I may go ahead and call [friend] tomorrow though
G: Yikes! Good luck.
J: okay, yeah, go ahead and call her just incase i don’t hear back from [name].
G: ok
J: nite!
G: night

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J: i wish neil patrick harris wasn’t gay so i could have a crush on him.
J: and you have my shirt on btw. [G's Avatar]
G: LOL and wanna fight??
J: nah. i’m too tired
G: it that Wayne Brady??
J: yes
G: when did he go bald?
J: *shrug*
J: so did you get some fuzzy boots last year?
G: um…..no……fuzzy? no
G: crap, Boy2 can really read now!
J: what kind did you get?
J: ugh oh…
G: oh, they were um…North Face
J: what is Boy2 reading?
G: everything we’re writing
G: out loud
G: it’s kinda weird
J: lol!
J: i like boys
G: “Why are you writing all this?”
G: LOL
G: “What did you say?
J: i am a sissy girl
G: ‘how so?
G: I mean yeah, but
G: oh! LOL
G: You’re wanting him to say it!!!
J: HELLO!

G: LOL
G: I’m so blond today. Sheesh
J: LOL!

J: I love this show!
J: he is so funny!
G: I know!!!!!
G: “Boy2 is a stinky face and it is nice.”
G: *giggle*giggle*giggle
J: Boy2 is a crusty-lipped burgerherder
G: “I hurt boogers?”
G: that’s what he said
J: please don’t let me forget Samantha Who!
G: Okay, and it’s on at 8 now and no 8:30!!!!!!!!11
J: well and that just confuses me even more!
G: I know
J: sonic onion rings are only 6 points? Surely that’s just for like one!
G: Uh yeah!! Wow
J: and tator tots are 6 points while french fries are only 4 points.
G: hmm
G: maybe I should get the fries more often though
G: I think tots are more filling though and therefore I eat less
J: i’m the opposite. i never eat all my fries but i always eat all my tots.
G: well, I rarely eat all my sonic fries either….but because I don’t like them
J: i think i’ve decided to join Curves again. at least until the trip. it really worked for me last time. i’m so mad at myself that i’ve waited until a month before to really get serious.
G: I was thinking I should go to that [Lady's] gym since it’s just at my corner. I could run there, work out and run home.
G: of course that thought lasted all of 2 minutes
J: lol!

G: Okay, so did I tell you last inght about my Christmas Cards?
J: no
J: but thanks for reminding me about that fun task!
G: oh, I thought I did
G: well yesterday I made my Christmas cards
G: I just put pictures and text and images into a JPG file and uploaded them to Wal-Mart
G: and didn’t do THEIR photo cards, just made it myself
G: so I just had copies of a 4×6 photo made
G: 12c a copy!
G: so then I need the envelopes
G: 4×6 envelopes
G: A6 envelopes
G: think I can find those freaking things?
G: Nope
G: all over the internets
G: but shipping is as much as the stupid envelopes are
G: even Office Supply can’t order them]
J: well that’s retarded!
G: I KNOW
G: I need to keep looking
G: but I didn’t know it would be this difficult
G: okay, would you like to hear the adorably cute thing Boy Cat does?
J: yes!
G: when I try to kiss him he puts his paw up and pushes me away!
G: LOL
G: I need to get Vince to take a picture of it! I mean I’d rather kiss him put he’ll totally put his paw right on my lips and push
J: LOL! how cute!
G: did you hear Big Al’s story about Payton this morning?
J: no, i didn’t get to hear it much this morning
G: it’s on the Kpod…the weekend wrap up
G: I assume that’s it…..it’s a long story but you need ot hear it
G: Time for The Hills! YAY
J: so Bob and i are meeting his family in KC the weekend before the weekend before christmas and they’re paying for everything
G: cool!
G: [Watching Hills] she’s got his same shiny face & pointy chin
J: she appears to be just as stupid as him
G: There’s a Tiffany’s at Country Club Plaza BTW
J: yes, i know. and i’ve already mentioned the fact that we can go there.
J: and we watched Sweet Home Alabama the other night and i was going on about how great that proposal was…
J: lol!
J: well crap. my freaking camera is broken. it won’t turn on.
G: batteries are ok?
G: you put them in right?
J: yes
J: it came on for a sec but when i tried to zoom it went off and now won’t come back on again.
G: OMG!!! I got this sweater: [link]
G: and I swear it’s made of like goat hair!!!!!!!! It’s the itchiest freaking thing I’ve ever touched in my LIFE! The only way I think I could wear it is to wear a turtleneck underneath. But with the color it is, I’m not sure what color turtleneck to even wear under it!!!
J: that’s really cute… i may need to order one!
J: oh, nevermind!
G: LOL
G: I know, it really is cute for $12. It says 15% wool but really, it’s un-freaking-believable how itchy it is
J: what do you think about this? [link]
G: I got a sweater dress too
J: OMG. He is AWFUL!
G: but not that it
G: but that’s NOT it
J: i was going to ask where you leanred how to talk
G: someone was asking “Who is that?” Justin Bobby! Sheesh!
J: learned.
J: i’m no much better
J: not
J: lol!
G: I got this in the green too: [link]
G: and it’s teeny tiny! I got a large too. I’d hate to see a med
G: I hate watching this [The Hills] with Vince
G: he’s fake crying
J: OMG. She is such an idiot! She deserves every terrible thing that happens to her!
G: I know! WTF? And WTF does she see in him?
J: i have NO idea
G: Vince said he looks like he hasn’t showered in months.
J: he does
G: I know…so #1, he can’t smell good

J: poor Al!
G: I know! Isn’t that awful????

G: oh he’s all cleaned up for her. That’s the first time I’ve seen his face!!!!
J: i know. he’s not an ugly guy.
G: if nothing else I hope this show teaches girls not to go out with assholes like Spencer & Justin Bobby
J: OMG. Are you watching Sweet 16???
G: I had to change it
G: that chick was annoying the sh*t out of me
G: not to mention Vince was really really really ripping on her! LOL
J: she is a real piece of work!
G: they always are
G: I want this
G: [LINK]
J: Please turn it back!!!!
G: K
G: is she like auditioning dancers?
J: lol! that’s cute!
J: Yes, she’s doing a breakdance performance and she has never breakdanced in her life.
G: nice
J: oh, gawd. she is going to kill me before this is over. but it’s like a train wreck. i can’t stop watching.
G: OH MY
G: OH MY
G: LOL
J: yes, i know
G: you know, it’s not that she’s a big girl…..she just carries herself SO unladylike
G: such a clod
J: yeah, i was thinking the same thing
G: OMG, I can hardly wait a week for the all new HIlls to see Spencer and Heidi fight some more
G: but knowing they’re still together kinda ruins the fun
J: oh just give it time
G: oh I know she’ll finally get hit in the head with something and figure it out but I want to SEE them break up
J: i hope to see him get hit in the head by a mac truck or something
G: well that would be even better
G: after SHE breaks up with him of course
J: yes, of course
G: OH MY
G: the black girls weren’t impressed
J: just the sound of her voice makes me want to scratch my nails on a chalkboard to hear something more pleasing.
G: LOL
J: i think the Will & Grace where they go see Sound of Music in costume is on. Remember that one? I’m laughing just thinking about it.
G: Oh yeah, that was awesome! LOL
G: on what?
J: lifetime
J: i think this is the one.
G: k
J: i think Taye Diggs is HAWT
G: yes he is
G: Do I have:
G: slapstick humor, potty humor, absurd humor, witty humor, dark humor, dry humor, or sarcastic humor??
G: and “all of the above” isn’t an option
J: oh, lord. how do i choose just one and what is it for?
G: reunion.com, someone asked me to fill out my profile further

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G: ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
G: I can’t stop sneezing!
J: you sounded kinda stuffy when i was there earlier.
G: that stupid fire!
G: well and I just went out and walked two miles!
G: and I’m sweating and freezing
J: that’s never a good feeling. freezing & sweating.
G: no, my cheeks are cold and flushed at the same time
G: okay, it’s officially Christmas. I just loaded all my holiday tunes on my iTunes
J: i was just fixing to find my Christmas CDs i bought last year and start putting them on my iPod.
J: brrr!!! it’s cold in here!
G: *pant* not here. That fire is HOT
G: I’m going to have to dig my humidifier out. I’m SOOOOOOO dry & itchy from this dry, dry air
G: I got the Josh Groban Christmas CD at work It’s so-so. He’s got a beautiful voice but there’s *nothing* up tempo!
J: i hate cd’s with just slow songs on them
J: man, i want some onion rings!
G: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that sounds GOOD
J: and a cheeseburger
G: LOL, well yeah! you can’t have *just* onion rings
G: okay, well speaking of food. I’m going ot eat. brb

G: ok
J: did you have onion rings?
G: nope
G: pasta
J: yeah, me neither. stupid healthy choice meal.
G: Boy2 wants to go to The Big Apple…..
G: Pennsylvania
J: LOL!
J: that’s funny!
G: Boy2 says Boy1 told him that
G: Boy1 of course denies it
J: remember when we ordered that Tweeze thing???
G: yeah!
J: they just showed a commercial for it and i cringed
G: LOL!!
G: I would have too
J: is led zepplin going back on tour?
G: apparently
G: in the UK only I think
J: ah, well, guess i won’t be taking Bob for christmas!
G: yeah
G: You could get him tickets for Bon Jovi
J: he doesn’t like bon jovi.
G: Van MOrrison
J: eh
G: Rick Springfield
J: whatever i get him i have to get, too, so…
G: Foo Fighter
G: s
J: that might be fun
J: where are they going to be?
G: David Copperfield
J: no
G: oh sh*t I’m going to that! It’s [J's town] I was searching [state capitol]
G: They go on sale Friday! Oh I’m going!!!
J: that is the day after i get back from [far away foreign country]! poop!
J: i wanna go!
J: where is [name] arena?
G: on campus
G: the old basketball arena
J: man, that would be so fun
G: I hope I’m not missing anything good on TV
G: the boys are watching the Spongebob Movie on TV
G: even though we own the DVD
J: not likely. i’m waiting for desperate housewives to start
G: that’s from Boy2
J: yeah, right. like he’s ever said that
G: LOL
G: I know
G: did you get this?  [George Clooney Photo]
G: I sent it to you through stumble upon
J: yes, i got it. i love my george
J: are amy pohler & will arnett married?
G: yeah
J: how in the heck did i miss that?
G: *shrug*
G: did you ever get your text messaging thing figured out?
J: No. i forgot about it. what did you do online to figure out what was wrong with yours?
G: just go into the billing
G: I’m lookin..
G: Rate plan & features…….
G: Under added features mine has: MSG STARTER 200 $4.99
G: [click]
G: “How do you spell orange?”
G: G-O T-O B-E-D!
G: “NO!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRUIT?!?! ORANGE???”
G: totally over his head
J: LOL!
J: well, i can’t get 200 messages for $4.99. I can get 200 messages for $4.99 PLUS $5.00 for unlimited M2M messaging.
J: but for $4.99 more I can get 5 MB of Media Net.
J: Plus 1500 messages.
J: it’s snowing at my mom’s house
G: cooool!
J: i wish you could see how pretty my christmas tree is!! I got really pretty silver balls and black & silver bows. so purty!
G: cute!!
G: you *could* take a picture!
J: i could do that but my friggen camera is broken.
G: holy crap, I think Boy1 is asleep and Boy2 is still awake! (coughing though)
J: poor guy
G: well, not bad…but enough to need some candy, I mean cough drops
J: lol
G: “Where’s the fruity ones?”
G: those are Vitamin C, not cough drops
G: Okay, so that chick on my [name] board
G: I’ve talked about her
G: she’s a big baby
G: [Name] made her cry a while back
G: anyway, she’s always going on about her stupid Vera Bradley bags
G: and her “purse forum”
G: and finally I found her purse forum
G: I’ve been reading it like 30 minutes
G: It’s so pathetic
G: and there are even GUYS on there!!! They think they’re Kanye or Snoop or something
J: they act like Kanye or Snoop talking about PURSES???
G: well, like they have their stupid huge LV bags and stuff
J: *rolls eyes*
G: I mean these rappers all have them b/c it’s cool
[links to the purse forum but refuses to promote such shallow b*tches here]
J: i can’t imagine knowing that much about purses
J: or caring that much
G: I know
G: or wasting that much time caring
G: ugh, I need to take a shower
G: and I don’t waaaaannnnnnna
J: i need to take a bath & shave my legs… they are starting to hurt a bit…
J: and I don’t waaaaannnnnnnnna
J: either
G: LOL, I need to shave too
G: it’s gonna take a while
J: yeah, me too
G: ok, I better get to it
J: k
J: omg. i’m going to have to get more liquid plummer
G: I hate I can’t ask you, “Is THAT thunder??
J: lol! i think it was raining here earlier. i can hear water dropping off the roof.
G: yeah, but we were both sitting here, I was in the bathroom and Vince was out here and we both got up and looked at each other.
J: oh, man. A Christmas Story was on TBS
J: TNT
G: I saw that
G: but Elf was on too
G: and I have both on DVD! LOL
J: yeah, i recorded that so i could watch it over & over. I used to hate it, but something happened last year and now i like it.
J: okay. i’m going to bed. i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: good night

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J: remember when i said i wanted a “real” job and wanted to feel important????
J: I’VE CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: i want a pioneer woman calendar!
G: I was thinking that it was awfully cocky to think people would want to buy your calendar.
G: and $1 whole dollar donated?
G: I was just thinking today I need to give 100% of my profits to Kidd’s Kids since it made me cry so much
J: LOL! I was just watching the Kidd’s Kids video. And I cried.
G: holy crap, I’m helping Boy2 with his Webkinz tournaments online and I was #2 in this game out of like 20 people………
G: and I was quite a bit ahead of #3
G: and I had like 1900 points and this person ahead of me had 7000 points!!!!!!
G: I thought I was doing good
J: wow! is it a 7 year old with that many points???
G: probably!!!
G: Boy1 just told me he’s goin to get a car with a phone installed in it when he grows up
G: wow son, that’s COOL
J: LOL!!!!
G: oh, you’ll appreciate this…only because Boy1 has taught you so much
G: Today this couple was in
G: and she was OOOHING and AAHHHING
G: and LOVED the pink tree, and LOVED this and that
G: and he was making fun of her and making fun of the pink tree
G: and they’re walking around
G: and he’s got a Link (the video game guy) tattoo on his calf!!!!!!!
J: LOL! did Boy1 freak?
G: he wasn’t there at the time but he says that’s stupid
J: so i’m putting up my Christmas tree tomorrow while my mommy is here. did i tell you they’re coming up tomorrow?
G: no
J: yeah, they are going to an interview in Eufala, OK and it’s like 2 hours from here and so they’re telling everyone that they are coming up to see me
G: ah
J: do any of your F21 underwears have those tags? mine is constantly going in my butt crack and annoying the heck out of me!
G: hmmm
G: they have tags
G: but I’m not sure where they go
J: LOL! I love this show!
G: I was just going to say the same thing! LOL
J: don’t forget tonight is the last bachelor!
G: yeah, I may have to flip
G: OKAY, SO LIKE oops, 2 weeks ago I wrote Boy2’s little play to a DVD
G: and now I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
G: Idea
G: how I did it
J: hmmm… don’t look at me!
G: I mean the program had a little thing where I could write the title
G: and none of the ones I’m opening does that
G: and why am I keeping all these programs if they don’t do crap?
G: oooh, I think I found it!!!!!!!!!!
J: ARGH!!! I forgot about Samatha Who!
G: oh snap!!
G: I almost asked
G: but since YOU are the one that always reminds ME
G: and this is the very first week I remembered on my own
J: i wish you had. I was watching Private Practice from last week.
G: I bet it’ll be on their site tomorrow
J: good point
G: it was funny too…I don’t want to ruin it but you’ll see why I liked it
G: I almost asked, “You see what’s happening here don’t you?”
J: i can’t believe I missed it!
J: Lourdes
G: PLEASE wax that girl
G: 11 is old enough for a waxing if you have a unibrow
J: I KNOW
G: and then the moustache by 12
G: *giggle*
G: I’m going to hell
G: but that is BAD
J: It’s terrible! As a former unibrower that girl needs to be fixed!
G: well, the next thing I was going to say was I might hold it against my mom forever
G: especially when your mom is Madonna….all about image, but you can’t take care of my unibrow??
J: i know. and that’s the worst unibrow i’ves seen in a while
G: so are we on the Bachelor together? I mean is this chick pathetic or what?
J: yeah, pretty pathetic
J: so Bob asked me this weekend what made me think we weren’t getting married.
G: this is what bothered me about this show when it started–before I started making fun of it–was that they absolutely do

J: i’m nervous for these girls!
G: LOL
J: I wanna get engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: well, maybe he’s taken the hint

J: OMG. Are you watching this?!
G: OH, what’s happening!???
J: he’s changing his mind!
G: weeeeeellllllllllll
J: i’m all confoosed!
J: wouldn’t you think his contract would say you HAVE to pick one?!
G: well, you’d think
J: well, at least he was the first honest bachelor!
G: well that was just stupid
G: and I wasted 30 minutes of my life on that
G: I need to blow dry
J: okay. i need to go to bed. i’ve got a long day ahead of me tomorrow. but i’ll talk to you tomorrow nite.
J: Nite!

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J: did my boyfriend brian griese get hurt?
G: hey, sorry, Boy2 made “dessert”
G: um, not that I know of. The game wasn’t on here……
G: but Grossman was playing
G: from the beginning as far as I can tell
G: oh no wait, their site says he was on the injured list but he was listed as probable
J: what kind of dessert did Boy2 make?
G: it’s called cream cake
G: it’s chopped apples
G: canned peaches
G: and whipped cream
G: on a plate
J: wow. sounds, um, good?
G: Mmmhmmm
G: we’re watching one of those nature shows and it’s so depressing
J: why is it depressing?
G: because the mama cheetah’s leg broke when she got gorged by a wildebeast and she’s going to die
G: and she’s got 3 babies
J: okay. that is sad.
G: who can’t feed themselves
G: oh wait, Boy1 says they can just eat her.
J: LMAO!
G: “they need a miracle” it better be good……
J: Bob & I laughed about Boy2’s dry erase board all weekend!
G: [brother] printed it and hung it on his fridge
J: LOL!
G: park rangers rescued the mama
G: My mom kept saying, “This is a park…..surely….they’ll save them.”
G: but now the cubs are gone
J: LOL! i love your family!
G: we’re all *nail biting*
J: what do you think about this for my [far away foreign country] wedding? [link]
G: ooh, that’s cute
J: would i prefer mulberry & black or nude & black?
G: hmmmmmmm
J: [religious friend]says that i would need a jacket with it….
G: LOL
G: oh, there were 4 babies
J: oh, wait. that was [her daughter]
G: but 3 died!
G: oh better
J: how sad
G: *crying*
G: but he’s so happy to see his mama!
J: what do you think about this swim suit?  [link to bathing suit with granny skirt]
G: the American Music Awards are on….in case you didn’t know
G: um…..it’s different from the other one how???
J: ummm… i dunno….
J: ??? link
G: no
G: man, I have to say there’s a LOT of stuff that comes up when you are searching for bathing suits that is completely inappropriate
J: that’s nice… i need to find something for Phuket
J: 54 days!
G: http://www.freewebs.com/swimwear_solutions/
G: here, this is what I was wanting: WHOLESOME Swimwear
J: you are soooo funny
G: ooh, I want this:  [link]
G: it’s only $120 more than I’d usually spend
G: and this [link]
G: LOL Cat
G:  LOL Cat 2
G: oh lord, are you watching this?
J: no
J: should i be?
G: not now
J: this is where we might stay [link to pretty resort in far away foreign country]
J: or here G: eh, those are okay  [link to another pretty resort in far away foreign country]
G:
G: AWESOME! they both look great. I don’t know how you’d pick
G: Okay, I need to e-mail you a pic……what address should I use?
J:   [J's New Email]… did you get my email?
G: when?
J: yesterday. i sent a message to everyone telling them that is my new address
G: nope
J: hmmm
G: I’ll check my spam box in a min

G: I”m having a fight…hang on
G: I’m so pissed at Vince right now…..I mean starting to get actually mad…not bitch and bicker mad, but mad
J: why?
G: well, we’re talking about Christmas and he says he’s just going to tell his parents to get the boys gift cards…..
G: and I say it wouldn’t kill them to put 30 seconds of thought into an actual gift
G: (I did tell you that they gave Boy1 $25 for his birthday–on November 5th?!?!?!?)
G: they were in [town where other grandkids live] for his birthday
G: I didn’t say any of that…just “it wouldn’t kill them….”
G: he says, “Well your mom is talking about going to [town where G's brother lives] on Boy2’s birthday” Um yeah, but it’s [BROTHER'S] birthday TOO. and it’s his 30th birthday AND the Cubs are playing and she didn’t SAY she was going……she said she’d LIKE to go but she’d hate to make that decision….and chose b/t the two
G: and then she said she’d like for us ALL to go
G: and he’s giving HER crap?
G: I mean I don’t defend my mom….she drives me batty. But you can’t give her crap for missing Boy2’s birthday for[Brother]s}s 30th birthday (IF IF IF she goes).
J: i’m with you on that one. your mom would HATE missing Boy2’s birthday.
J: and the whole gift card thing… do you think they’re giving [their other grandkids] gift cards??? (not to add fuel to your fire)
G: LOL……….he’s outside…”thinking about how wrong” he is
J: lol!
G: I mean really……she drives me batty…….I’m not one to defend 1/2 of what she does, but seriously, what would we do w/o her? Who watched our kids last night (and they slept over) so we could go out with friends? who is watching them tomorrow? Who watched them all summer?
J: i know…
G: I mean fine, your parents are sucky grandparents. My dad isn’t so hot either…. I won’t defend him. But don’t pick at this….that she (MAY POSSIBLY) pick [brother] over Boy2 once
J: she is there for everything the boys do. and yes, like you say, sometimes she drives you batty, but at least she makes and effort to know and love her grandchildren!
G: totally…….Friday was grandparents day @ school. Guess who was there?
G: my dad actually was going to go…..he had PT
J: and Vince is comparing your mom’s ONE missed birthday to his parents how many missed birthdays?
G: yeah…exactly…not only did they miss Boy1’s but they spent it with [niece & nephew]? I mean that makes no sense. And it’s not like they’re HERE all the time & went to see them. They see them more than they see us. (Which you know, I’m glad about but I’m not going to complain about personally!!)
G: I don’t get these Jonas Brothers
J: i think they are just crazy–[G's ILs]
G: well, I’m pretty sure of that.
G: I don’t get Taylor Swift either….
J: ugh. me either. i don’t like her at all
G: okay, good

G: ok, I’m christmas shopping and I had a golden poop ornament bookmarked and now the whole site is gone and it takes you to The Christian Network

G: WHAT? WHAT?????????????? Sugarland did Irreplacable? the Beyonce song???????????
G: how can she sing that with Beyonce in the audience? is this for real?
J: OMG
G: oh, wait how can you do that with Beyonce on stage with you?
G: this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen???
J: i’m with you
G: were you watching or did you flip over?
J: i flipped over
G: oy!
G: too bad Vince’s off pouting. I need someone else to see this!!!!!!
J: that was terrible
G: it was…..
J: i can’t stand the way the sugarland girl sings live anyway. i like their recorded stuff, though
G: made me think of like Hayseed Dixie
J: is she [Beyonce]wearing a paper bag?
G: or Richard Cheese…..but mostly Hayseed Dixie
G: It appears to be a bag. I bet momma made it
J: prolly
G: Okay, don’t ask me how I got here………..
G: but you can BUY the clothes they wear on Las Vegas???????? (the show) WTH is that about????
J: you know, i’m watching it right now and i was thinking how much i like delinda’s dress
J: it’s maternity, but i like it nonetheless
G: LMAO!! Perfect…….I’ll find it…
G: ok, there’s the suits from 11/16…….
G: hmmm, no just suits & tuxes from that one
J: hmmm. that sucks
G: they have a bunch from other days
G: OH MY HELL that cat’s farts STINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
J: LMAO!!!!
G: I can’t find a smiley to best represent my face
G: because it’s beyond barfing
J: gross
G: Okay, now I can’t find a Dunder Mifflin Employee of the Month shirt…. except Cafe Press which is crappy quality
J: i saw one the other night on that donkey site you sent me with the autisim tattoo shirt
G: I know, I had one marked and it’s gone…not sure which site……
J: Bob & I went to see Beouwolf last night in 3D. it was pretty cool.
G: OH YEAH, did you get my text???
J: NO! I’m not getting my text messages and it’s getting on my nerves.
G: that sucks!!
G: Well…
G: I texted you asking if you knew your old crazy neighbor was a registered sex offender
J: OMG. I knew there was something up with him (the neighbor cop told me & [Friend] to be careful) but he said it was related to kids… how do you know?
J: And I meant to find out his last name so I could do a check on him at work
G: he’s on the list!!!!!! [Friend] told me.
J: nice…
G: yeah huh
G: she thinks he’s not at [work] anymore…but later I said something and she said she just never sees them there anymore
J: he was working at the palace last i heard
G: well, he was at [his work] last time I was there. Maybe it was longer than I realized?
G: it was one day after school the boys and I ran in there
G: Okay, I just checked my spam box and I did not get any e-mail from you yesterday
J: that’s weird.
J: do you think half the people in that audience even know who Duran Duran is?
G: `LOL, probably not………not the ones that ran up to the stage for Jonas Bros
G: Vince fell asleep on the loveseat……
G: I left all the lights on down there and the TV on
G: that’s what HE gets!
J: LOL
G: I went down to get my Carmex Boy1 “borrowed”
G: and I told Vince to get up and come to bed “Okay, I’m coming.”
G: and I turned off stuff. COME ON! Go to BED! “I told him I’m going to do it!”
G: he was talking gibberish
G: I was LOLing
G: I told him I was putting the cat’s butt in his face if he didn’t get up. “I told him I was!”
J: LOL!
J: i guess i’ll go to bed before you start making fun of me for talking gibberish
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: LOL
G: good night

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G: hey, you there? I sent you a file to your phone…did you get it?  [file of Boy2 singing song he learned from handicapped singers]
J: yes! i got it earlier and forgot to check it! i sent you a message back. LOL!
J: i can’t wait for Bob to get here so he can hear it!
G: LOL
G: we went to walmart and he kept singing that and oops, I did it again……
J: so, i still can’t get my email, but according to Yahoo! Answers other people across the country are having the same problem.
J: LOL
G: “Where did you hear that song?” I don’t know, I guess I made it up. (the Britney)
J: I had a dream last night that the [name] show was at the theater and you & i were there, walking around and pretending like we knew everything. then i told them that they were crazy for letting kids sing on their show who couldn’t carry a tune.
G: LOL
G: I had a dream about Disney World…that must be Kidd’s fault
J: i didn’t even listen today. I hate Kidd’s Kid’s days!
G: Boy2 bought a $1 dry erase board at Wal-Mart……….
G: I know, I cried when I was supposed to be getting makeup on. I always do
G: see if you can decipher that [photo of boy 2's writings]
J: LMAO! Bob, too.
J: Bob wants to know if those are problems for him?
G: LOL!!! Uh, yeah!
G: Here’s the video of him reading it:  [link to boy's video]
J: LMAO!!!! i heart Boy2!
G: now if he’d only follow his rules
J: well, i think when Bob comes over he’s going to want to be sure you enforce #3
G: Will do!
J: i think that’s the best $1 you’ve ever spent!
G: He actually bought it himself….he was walking around with a pocket full of coins all day. But yeah, he’s making some good house rules.
J: what does Vince think of #3?
J: we think you should put that on YouTube
G: LOL…….I don’t think he realized that it applied to all of us!
J: LOL
J: okay. we’re gonna go eat. i’ll tttyl!

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J: i have absolutely no idea what happened to my account and it’s pissing me off!
G: that’s crazy
J: not to mention the fact that i can’t get the normal messenger to open.
J: ARGH! i just don’t get it.
G: that’s so strange…really
J: i’m trying not to cry. i have no email addresses, all my bills go to that account…
G: um
J: oh. and then when i try to set up my new messenger account it tells me that I cannot use a Yahoo address as my email address.
[links to Yahoo answers]
J: okay. at least I know that I’m not that only one…
J: but it was working fine last night… the only thing I can think of is that I deleted one of my profiles under my main profile and I wonder if I accidentally deleted the wrong one? I am just sick to my stomach.
G: hmmmm
J: we have to watch the last bachelor
G: ok
G: remind me
G: OMG, these cats STINK
G: have you seen that flushing cat toilet thing??
J: um, i’ve seen one, but don’t know if it’s the one you’re talking about
G: Cat Genie
J: OMG. Madison would FREAK if my mom brought that home!
J: So, it’s Taylor leaving, huh?
G: yep
J: so is Boy Cat feeling better? he was a little sickly last time i saw him
G: yes, he is. He’s getting a little round belly now
J: awww! how cute!
J: i may have to turn my heater on tonight. we’re supposed to get a “hard freeze”
G: mine’s on now
J: are you watching ER? Is that the girl whose mom Uncle Jesse was living with?
G: yes and yes
J: wow. i’ve never met a hospital chaplain like her!
G: I know, she’s a skanky one!
J: did i tell you my boyfriend brought me roses last weekend?
G: no you did not!!
J: well, he did!
J: i think he hearts me
J: i was kinda upset with him last night ’cause he didn’t call, but tonight he called and said that he worked until 10:30 and had sent me a text message. I’m not getting any text messages lately.
J: well, he’s a great kid
G: oh yeah, he was. I know who you mean…..I just came up to bed
J: i heart uncle jesse. he’s hawt
G: he is hawt
J: he’s my new crush!
G: ok
J: LUKA!!!
J: Is Vince excited?
G: LOL
G: yes
G: He thought he’d only be on in the last 2 minutes
G: this is how excited he is:
J: LOL
J: MY mom bought a friggen pair of Crocs!
J: I’m disowning her
G: *rolls eyes*
G: are they the winter crocs with the fuzzy insides?????
J: my mom is worried that i’m gonna get kidnapped in [far away foreign country]
G: awww, you won’t
J: don’t look at that puppy
G: I know, too late
J: so is harold still in high school?
G: no
G: but his girlfriend is!
G: He is like Doogie Howser
G: young genius
J: think he watches Napolean Dynomite for his inspiration?
G: LOL, I know. He’s that annoying
G: and dorky
J: LOL!
G: Vince’s standing up…can’t take the pressure
J: So what are you getting Vince for christmas?
G: NO idea
J: yeah, me neither. and I still have a birthday inbetween.
J: OH, and i have to buy a $1000 crown for myself, so…
G: merry christmas to you!
J: yeah, no doubt. my mom said they would pay for half of it, so i’ll be lucky to get a lump of coal from them.
G: OMG…….some day I need to take a picture of my nightstand drawer
G: the boys dig through it …. all 3 of them
G: it’s awful
G: and Vince just dug in there again
G: because I asked him to turn his laptop down b/c it’s louder than the TV
G: and so then he went downstairs all huffy and I STILL can’t hear the TV
J: why can’t you hear it now?
G: because it’s still that loud downstairs!
J: his laptop???
G: yes!!!!
J: good grief!
G: I know
G: did I show you this? Baby Turtle I have it bookmarked and I know it had to be for you.
J: ugh! that’s even worse than a full grown one!
G: It’s SOOOOOOOOOOO cute! How can you say that?
J: it made my toes curl, but not in a good way!
G: *giggle*
G: LOL
G: that was funny
J: yeah it was
J: [watching ER, Abby is drinking] now why is she doing that??? she knows better
G: I KNOW!
G: dangit!
J: she makes me sad
G: I know.
J: okay, i’m going to bed. i have to be at work early tomorrow. my supervisor & i are going to have a little talk with the bad attitude girl.
G: oooh fun!!
G: good night!
J: yeah, should be.
J: nite!

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G: I’m here but I gotta bowl Boy2 on the Wii real quick
J: i need to work out, too
G: For a kid who’s losing, he sure is trash talking
J: lol!
J: i can just hear him now
G: ssssssssore loser!
G: “what?”
J: lol!!!
J: hey, [friend]s IM screen is not showing my avitar pic, and i’ve just got a blank box where her pic should be… any idea why?
G: *shrug*
G: if you right click what does it say–on the box?
G: like share my Avatar? don’t share?
J: view profile or close
J: i would give my right arm for a snickers bar right now
G: mmmmmm
J: i know. and i’m already 2 or 3 points over today
J: am i missing anything on tv?
G: not that I’m aware of…they just turned the Wii off
G: NOTHIN
J: yeah, i’m watching Miami Ink
G: http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/underoo.jpg !!!!!! We had these!!!!!!!!
J: lol! i remember hose!

J: this made me want pop tarts
G: LOL
G: aww, I like that
J: i got to talk to my boyfriend for 4 minutes & 22 seconds!!!! i’m psyched!
G: wow, chatterbox!!!
J: G, i don’t want to break up with him, but if something doesn’t change soon i’m afraid i’m going to have to… or at least put my foot down and tell him to pee or get off the pot. i’m not unhappy or anything, but i just want more quicker than he does i guess.
J: do you think that jonathan rhys-myers dude is cute?
G: no
G: I don’t
J: me neither. just making sure i wasn’t weird or something
G: LOL
G: OMH, this is crazy..
G: I had a gift card–Visa gift card from my phone rebate
G: and I bought the boys some stuff with it–clothes
G: and then I had $50.38 left
G: so I went to Target to order some boots I liked and a skirt
G: they were both $20something each
G: and it didn’t tell me but then after it went through, the tax made it $50.83! So I was just barely short. and it’s not like I could give another card for the other cents
G: so I got a thing saying “something wrong with your card…..”
G: and I just ignored it, I didn’t have time to deal with it today
G: just got an e-mail saying “your Target order has shipped”
G: well the skirt went on sale and now is $13.99 so NOW I have plenty of room on that card for both and so they shipped it at the lower price
J: lol! awesome!
G: I know!!!
J: think Bob would buy me a 1 carat ring for $1999?????
G: uh…..
G: LOL
G: maybe?
J: well, the other day we were watching something and they were showing one of those metal detector commercials and this guy found a 4.3 carat diamond. i casually said, “you need to start doing that and find me a diamond like that.” complete silence from him…
J: i went on to say, “You know, we could put it in a necklace.”
J: he said, “No way. I’d sell it.”
J: “Excuse me? No you wouldn’t!”
G: *snort*
J: “Yes I would. We could go on a great trip.”
J: Kiss my ass if you think i’m getting rid of a 4.3 carat diamond to go ANYWHERE!
G: I hate this computer now that I’ve installed IE7 it is SOOOOOOOOO slow
G: well, not as slow as yours
G: but it sucks
G: and it’s like the memory fills up and I have to reboot
G: I mean at this point I can’t even open an IE window
G: so I have to reboot. BRB
G: now I have the hiccups!
J: think it’s because of IE7?
G: probably
G: they suck
G: Vince says it wrote some bad script and even if I uninstall it it will still be there
J: that sucks. I’m for sure not downloading it! imagine how slow i’d be then!
G: no crap
G: oh, and I left my phone at home today….I wasn’t ignoring you You’d KNOW it if I were ignoring you!!
J: LOL! that’s what i figured, but just making sure
G: I NEVER do that either but I did. I was trying to make my breakfast and get out the door
G: I had no clock today either!!
G: except my CC machine that isn’t exactly right. I sat in the car 10 minutes before it was officially 3:03 and time to leave
J: too bad you can’t count on your stupid computer clock!!!
G: I know
G: OMG, this is baaaaaaaaaaad
J: that is TERRIBLE!
J: but still, i laughed.
G: yet I’m laughing
G: LOL
G: the other day we drove by [business/attraction]
G: and this guy with Downs was out in front getting his picture taken.. and ALLLLLL happy to be there. So Vince looks right at me and of course I start laughing
J: LOL!
G: oh, it’s gonna be Jenny or Cameron!!!!!!! [watching Dancing with the Stars]
G: WTH does Helio have? I don’t get it!
G: not that I ever watch them dance
G: but they spent an hour wrapping it up
J: i guess he’s pretty good.
G: http://www.donkeyts.com/customize/6/49/
J: it’s gonna be jenny
G: nope, wrong
J: really?!
G: yep
G: I need to get int he shower
G: I have a disc out….going to pelt my back for 20 minutes
J: okay. i’ll be here
J: i am an old woman and i am going to bed! i’ll call you tomorrow.
J: nite!

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