Not Quite Fascinating

J: whatcha doin?
G: what will this day be like…..I wonder
G: what will my future be……..I wonder
G: it could be so exciting
G: to be out in the world to be freeeeeeeee
G: Singing along to Sound of Music
J: i was gonna ask if that’s what you were doin…
G: Of course!
G: whattare you doing?
J: nuthin. i was watching the opry, but now i’m on SOM
J: hey, what are you guys doin’ tomorrow night?
G: I think we’re going to eat up at [restaurant] in [town]
J: ah. that sounds like fun.
G: I offered to cook a big dinner even but [Friend] really wants to go there
G: I’m freaking Boy Cat out I think
J: how so?
G: singing
J: LOL
G: I had to go back and sing How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria because Boy2 wanted to know why she got kicked out
J: LOL!!! has he never seen this?
G: well, I know it’s been on and I know he’s seen some of it
G: dangit….tomorrow is another UPS pick up holiday.
G: Hey, what’st he Cotton Bowl trophy? I told Boy2 it was a bowl full of cotton but he’s not buying it.
G: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one of these!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.censuur.com/weblog/babyottersomg.jpg
J: um, i don’t really know. i think it might be a big bronze bowl of cotton
G: I thought Texas people were supposed to know these things
G: Okay, I’m done explaining the story of Maria….and bowl games……so how was [City]??
J: oh, yeah. we didn’t go. i guess it snowed up there and his folks couldn’t get out of their driveway on friday.
J: i’m never going to get to go to Tiffany!
G: sheesh, stupid weather
J: i know.
J: do you realize i leave for [far away foreign country] 2 weeks from last Friday?
G: I KNOW!
J: and i am NOT going to wear a bathing suit
G: LOL. Vince keeps making the most horribly fattening foods and I have told him if my clothes stop fitting he’s buying me a whole new fat wardrobe
G: and he won’t tell me, for example, that he put whipping cream in the mashed potatoes until after I ate a pound
G: I found this web site that says it has all these Yahoo hidden emotions and I wanted to see if they worked
J: is that a hidden one?
G: nope
J: didn’t think so
G: it was supposed to do something else
G: Oh! I have to download the STAR WARS IM
J: oh, yes. you must!
J: did it not work?
G: No, not the naughty ones! LOL
J: well that sucks
G: I know, there was one giving the finger. I’ve often thought I needed that
G: or this one http://vngrabber.com/emoticons/snap/132.png
J: that’s nice
J: we went to see Walk Hard last night.
G: oh yeah? I want to see that one
G: Lordy, Boy2 found a harmonica
J: it was pretty funny. i love john c rilley (or however the heck you spell it. i spelt it 40 different ways before i hit enter.)
J: oh, that must be a joy to your ears
G: you know, he’s not half bad
G: but yea
G: h
G: I could do without
G: so the other day Boy1 gets a call…..
G: “..hang on, let me ask……Mom, can I join a band?” Um yeah, sure son, go for it
J: LOL!
G: of course his friends who don’t own instruments want to play drums & guitar so Boy1 can play piano (electric piano)
G: uh you have drums & guitars & horns and NOT a piano
J: yeah, that’s a good point.
G: so how exactly to you practice
G: so now he’s playing bass
J: i have a keyboard under my bed if he chooses to pursue this avenue.
J: who else is in his band?
G: Um yeah, we’re good
G: [name], [name], [name's] sisters
J: maybe if they get really good they can be my wedding band.
G: Awesome
G: Vince’s suggesting names
G: Josie & the Pussycats
G: Boy1 & the Pussycats
G: Boy1 & The Kitty Cats
J: you’ve got you a creative one there
J: i made the mistake of buying a can of mixed nuts today.
G: mmmmmmm
G: Target has wasabi soy almonds
G: we ate a can and then [Friend] brought me a huge tub in my Christmas basket
J: i’ve decided i want a DS so i can play those mind games and stuff.
G: go for it.
J: what starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?
G: Um
J: ask your genious 1st grader!
G: LOL
G: I’m wracking my brains
G: he won’t come, he’s making snowcones
G: because it’s such a snowcone feelin day
G: okay, I googled the answer! LOL
G: I got about 1/3 of hte way to the answer.
G: do you know it? are you asking me if I know?
J: yeah, i know
G: I dind’t know if you were still trying to figure it out
G: I had the tea…….
J: oh, no i saw it on a brainteaser page.
G: a cup of tea has tea in it.
J: the answer they give is teapot.
G: yeah, that was the answer it said….
G: I’m saying that’s where I got…..tea
G: just not teapot
J: ah
G: “That’s from a Laffy Taffy wrapper” is what the page says
J: mmm… i’d like some laffy taffy right now!
J: man, i get hot, then i get cold, hot, cold…
G: I’ve been freezing all night. I want to take a hot bath
J: that sounds good. i may have to do that in a while.
G: I think I’m going to do that now…and maybe have a cup of tea since we’re talking about that
J: you’re gonna get all cozy and wan to sleep without your tylenol PM!
J: I hate my computer.
J: i think i need a new one.
G: I think I sloughed 2 pounds of dead skin off my feet
J: I bet I have that much myself.
G: I think I coudl keep going
G: I got a cramp
J: i’m gonna get a pedi before we go to [far away foreign country]. gotta have pretty feet for the beach!
J: lol!
G: no one is seeing mine, it’s just like velcro when I walk across the carpet
J: LOL! I know!
J: so i pouted long enough and Bob is taking off on tuesday.
G: Oh yeah, I was thinking in the tub about that….I wondered if he was off the hook since you didn’t go on the trip….if he was working tomorrow
G: I’m SO out of the loop on what day it is. I guess I need to get my act together in the morning for all the crap I need to make for Tuesday.
J: what are you doing tuesday?
G: the annual brunch/football/eat smoked foods fest
J: oh yeah. and i forgot about the cotton bowl.
G: except [Friend] said it’s just going to be Us [friends] and them
G: I can see the usuals showing up–[names]
G: but no [names]
J: i bet you’re sad
G: yeah, I know. Isn’t that awful? LOL
J: I can only check 2 figgen batteries in my luggage!
G: and you need more for what?
G: I didn’t read much but I thought it said if they were still in the package?
J: well, as quickly as my stupid camera dies i need them for that and brandon bought me an iPod battery thing to make it last longer and i think it takes 4… but it’s supposed to last 16 hours… i guess i won’t really need any extras for that.
J: well, it says something about keeping them in the original packaging or plastic baggies and that the limit is 2 per passenger.
G: oh, my camera has a rechargeable
J: i guess i can buy some when i get there.
G: oh! the cats were freaking out about the tub
G: apparently they’ve not seen it filled
J: tell Boy1 & his band to learn this song for my wedding.
G: they get in it all the time
J: how funny!
G: okay, Boy1 says SWEET
G: and then Boy2 says……………
G: “WHAT? J’s getting married?”
G: and i laughed so loud I scared Girl Cat
J: LOL!!!
J: ask him if he’ll be my flower girl
J: flower boy
G: he says NO
G: Vince says, “By the time Boy1’s band get’s good, it’ll be time for J’s wedding”
J: what’s sad is he’s probably right
G: cuz then yeah, it just hit Boy1 “Wait, J’s getting married? When”
J: LOL
G: he’s always a bit behind
G: Vince says there’s a comedian that acts like a cat
J: tell them that they’ll be the, let’s see, i’ll call mom, wendy, you… 4th and 5th people to know.
G: and pretends to play with a ball
G: LOL
G: OH!!!!!!!!!! SPeaking of news…..shocking news.
G: and this is still a secret at the moment, but [name] is pregnant
J: Oh, really?!
G: yeah, oops
J: was it planned?
G: nope
J: oops
G: [girl] is 6 years older than [boy] and then [boy] will be 6 years older than this one.
J: i miss sam! he’s so cute
G: I know, he is.
G: Maybe next time I’m with them we’ll call you.
J: yeah! that’d be awesome!
J: i want to have my wedding in a church like that!
J: oh, we were at Olive… I mean a restaurant yesterday and there was a whole table of nuns there. i’m not sure where they were from but they didn’t speak english very well.
G: LOL
G: Earlier Vince went downstairs……….the boys are sleeping on the couch and watching SOM
G: So Boy1 was fake sleeping
G: Boy2 was obviously awake on hisMP3 player
G: so Vince’s in the kitchen messing around and Boy1 stumbles in, “Is it breakfast time already?”
G: He got him to admit he was faking though
G: and he was breaking his balls, asking him if it was breakfast time
G: over and over and over
G: and he said it so many times I think he was craving breakfast food. He’s down there making eggs & hashbrowns! LOL
J: LOL!
J: so, would i rather have a blackberry pearl, a curve or a blackjack?
G: *shrug*
G: I would go play with them
G: And is this for work?
G: or personal
J: personal. mom is eligible for an upgrade and i gave her my old phone and she doesn’t want a new one so i get one
G: probably the blackjack
J: yeah, that’s what i’m leaning toward.
G: because anything else on the Blackberry, you have to pay for the Blackberry Network
J: yeah, that’s what i was thinking.
J: this part always makes me nervous!
G: LOL, I know.
G: I just told Vince I couldn’t run down & check the stove because I have to see if they get caught
J: LOL
J: this is kinda like Titanic or Passion of the Christ… we know how it ends but have to watch just to make sure!
J: i love that part
G: sorry, I went to straighten…..it was beyond even having to blow dry
G: then Vince and I were bickering because he was basically trying to tell me I can’t straighten my hair because God wants it curly
G: and he had me so pissed and I was looking at him in the mirror & arguing & I burnt the HELL out of my finger
J: ouch! tell him God doesn’t really care about your hair. There are starving children in Africa that have his undivided attention at this time.
G: I told him that God wouldn’t have invented flat irons if he cared
J: very true
J: okay. i’m going to sleep. ya’ll have fun tomorrow night!
G: okay, good night! Happy New Year!
J: you too! ttyl!
J: nite

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J: how was your movie?
G: it was really cute actually
J: i want to see it. i loved Alvin & the Chipmunks when I was a kid.
G: I did too.
G: I really did like it. I love Jason Lee though
G: And David Cross was the bad guy.
J: i can’t see him as Dave, but Dave never really had a personality in the cartoons, so i guess it’ll work!
G: No, he was good.
G: he’s not as stoney as Earl
J: not that Boy1 & Boy2 aren’t polite, but i was surprised at how polite [kid] was saying “yes sir” and stuff to that waiter.
J: well, no
J: surprised isn’t really the word.
J: impressed is more like it.
G: we beat it into them.
G: LOL
G: Boy2 says it in private. Drives me NUTS. LOL
J: LOL! well it worked on all 4 of them!
G: I don’t think he’s ever said it to someone in public. But I ask him to do something and he always says “Yes ma’am”
G: I suspect he says it to [his teacher] and just forgets.
G: Llike last year he’d accidentally call me [teacher]
J: LOL
G: I was telling Vince how our waiter joked around with them and they all acted like they’ve never ever been teased or heard sarcasm…….those 4 kids of all people.
J: exactly!
J: AI starts Jan 15!
J: did you see the Evil Eye Baby?
G: no
G: oh……wait
G: maybe I have…..
G: he’d laugh and then give the look?
J: yes
G: I did see that the other night, that was funnnnnny
J: so i tried on no less than 8 pair of jeans before i finally found a pair that fit “OK”.
G: ugh. I hate that
J: well, i shoulda just started at Old Navy.
G: yeah, I think think they really seem to have the best fitting jeans for some reason
G: those I had on today were ON too
G: although I LOVE my cheap Target jeans but I do have to wear a belt today.
G: with them I mean
J: i went to NY & Co where i usually get my jeans. I have like 3 pair in my closet sizes 12 or 14. Well, I couldn’t even get the 12’s up over my hips and the 14’s would barely go up. They must have changed their cut or something because the ones I have still fit fine.
G: I hate that
G: and I had Gaps in my drawers in 8s that I can’t get on but the ones I got in KC are 8s.
J: boy, target sure does ship fast! i ordered something Tuesday and i got it today.
G: wow
G: I ordered some boots last month and it took like 2 weeks
G: and they weren’t out of stock!
G: oh, so F21 sent their Express shipping thing again last week.
G: and I had stuff in my cart including a dress to wear on Christmas so I ordered.
G: and I never got any shipping confirmation but they showed up on Monday!!
J: just in time for Christmas!
G: I know. Shocking
G: Dangit! I forgot to go to Barnes & Noble.
G: Sh*t. I typed a whole sentence and it disappeared!

G: OH MY HELL. Serenity NOW!
G: I put the tree up
G: away
G: when I got home
G: Vince brought some of the boxes up but not all of them
G: the box that holds the glass balls is not up here
G: so I laid them all on the end table
G: Boy2 moved them all to the chair
G: then he decided it was time to DECORATE with them
G: guess how many times I’ve told him not to?
G: guess how many he’s broken?
J: i’m gonna go take a shower & wash my hair. brb.
G: ok
J: okay. i’m back.
G: I need to go do the same thing myself
G: but was waiting for the boys to go to bed
G: I guess I don’t have anywhere to be…it can wait til morning.
J: well, i woulda waited but i had to shave my legs and we all know how long that takes
J: i’m hot now.
G: LOL
G: did I tell you/did you know….that How’s Your News documentary was produced by the South Park guys?
J: no, i had no idea!
G: Isn’t that crazy?
J: yes
G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpxV1lRBp9I
G: I bookmarked it with 1000 of my other bookmarks 100 years ago (or a month) and just was cleaning them out
G: OMH! Boy2 took all the tops off the glass balls too
J: oh, lord… does he need to come live with me?
G: so I was in the bathroom washing my face & putting on my pajamas and when I came back Boy1 had laid his DS on my pillow
G: so I can play it (read: get him past this hard part) if I feel like it
J: lol! how, um, sweet?
G: yeah, he’s so thoughtful
G: the other morning I woke up and it was in the bed with a note
J: lol!

G: Ok, I am gonna hop in the shower. my hairy legs are getting caught on the sheets
J: lol
G: I’m back
G: I thought it said you signed out
G: so I just closed the screen
J: nope. i’m still hangin’ on
G: [friend] says Groom’s cakes must be a southern thing. She’s never heard of it.
J: really? i guess i never thought about it
G: I’m trying to think…..of like my family’s weddings
G: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art28010.asp
G: that’s what she gave me, if I look at others it’s different
J: so i get to decide what his groom’s cake will look like?
G: Probably not, but I’d say yes.
G: Another tradition that was more prevalent in early American ceremonies is the grooms cake. Usually a dark cake to contrast the wedding cake, it was a second cake that was present at the reception as well. The reason for this second cake is not commonly known. There are claims that the grooms cake was to be served to the bridesmaids by the groom with a glass of wine. Another claim states that the grooms cake is to be saved and shared with friends after the honeymoon. This tradition is not widely recognized in most ceremonies, but there are still some observances of this in the southern half of the United States.
G: I think people just make crap up
J: kinda sounds like it. if you’re not sure, just make it up and put it on the web!
G: Just like the Photonic Belt
G: which Vince calls the Colonic Belt
G: and then [Brother] had to explain what a colonic was to Boy1
G: so I’m pretty sure he’s over the whole thing
J: lol
J: ok. i’m goin to bed.
G: okey doke
J: have a good weekend. i’ll talk to you someday
G: I just had a snack, it should push the Tylenol PM down
G: Oh yeah, it is the weekend almost. Have a great time in [city]!!!!
J: i hope to
G: if you are looking for a birthday Present for me, my wish list is at Tiffany’s
J: yeah, mine too. but don’t let Bob pick it out.
G: dang, I should give you the ugly ass Anthropologie earrings [SIL] got me
G: to return
G: not to keep…..unless you like ugly ass
J: did you see them at christmas?
G: they’re not ugly, they’re just not at ALL me
G: on Sunday
G: yes
J: how was that?
G: oh, eh
G: Golden Corral for lunch……don’t be jealous!
J: lol!
G: I know
G: not that there’s a GOOD place up there…..and then scratch some of those off the list b/c I’ve gotten food poisoning at them
G: but it was fine. Nothing horrible
J: that’s good.
J: dangit. Best Year Ever is on.
J: and i want to go to bed.
G: poop
J: i HATE Paris Hilton
G: ME TOO
J: did you see where her grandpa is giving away most of his money
G: yeah, I watched ET tonight
G: LOL
G: it ws the only thing on while I was taking the tree down
G: I never watch it
G: Boy1 was getting annoyed.
G: “Why do you want to see everyone who got divorced in 2007?”
J: hello?! That’s some important stuff to know!
J: they’re showing that crazy girl crying over Sanjaya
G: LOL
J: okay. i’m off to sleep now. nite!
G: good night

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G: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
J: You too!!!
J: what did you get?
G: I got a new little digital camera.
G: one to carry in my purse
G: that’s what I got online to mess with.
G: Vince forgot to but me a memory card for it…so it holds 5 pictures.
G: Let’s see…….
G: from Vince I got a pair of earrings, 2 cardigans, um…….a wifi card for my phone
G: new earbuds for my iPod that go over my ears so they don’t fall out.
G: How’d Bob do???
G: My mom got me a thing like the Vidalia Chop Wizard I wanted but hers only cuts onions and I think the other one had all different sizes.
G: [Brother] got me a cream, v-neck, cashmere sweater.
J: i predict that i will KILL BOB before this whole [far away foreign country] thing is over… brb.
G: UHOH
G: LOL

J: sounds like you made out good for christmas!
G: yeah! I think so!! Now if I just had someone to come clean it all up tomorrow!
G: so, give me your run down.
J: lol!
J: well, let’s see. i didn’t get what i really wanted but i think we had all already come to terms with that.
G: LOL
J: in my stocking he got me a bunch of cute stuff and candy which I told him not to do…
G: and I know I’d have heard from you before now
J: he got me Gone With The Wind, Casablanca & Doctor Zhivago on DVD
J: and he got me something from Tiffany
J: and really, it’s so sweet but not at all what i would want from Tiffany, but i’ll covet the blue box nonetheless.
J: we have to pick it up this weekend while we’re in [city]
G: LOL
J: so i’ll carry the bag around the plaza with pride.
J: and my throat really hurts so i hope i’m not getting sick.
J: was [Brother] down for christmas?
G: Ugh. Take some Airborne and all that crap
G: yeah
G: he leaves Thurs AM
J: cool. and i’m assuming the boys made out like bandits?
G: pretty much……. nothing obscene, but plenty!
G: Boy1 got a DS Lite…..he just had an old falling apart DS
J: i’ve decided i want a DS
G: they both got new MP3 players that I got for nothing at woot.com
G: yeah, you should get one. You can get Hannah Montana and princess games
G: Boy1 got a Nerf tag set (it was for both but Boy2 had more boxes)
J: i want those brain games
G: um…..what else. I’m looking around.
G: Oh those 3 wonderful Wii games
G: from Santa btw, so *shhhh*
J: oh, okay
G: Boy1 got new boots & thermals & gloves to go huntin’ with the guys
G: Boy2 got a new bike and NEW HELMET
J: which i’m sure he needs!
G: and they got a zip line.
J: cool!
J: i wanna do it!
G: it’s hooked up to the tree by their tree house in the back and comes back towards the house!
G: come on over!
G: And Boy1 can do it from the ground and swing himself back up hard enough to get back up ON the tree house!
J: i got a $250 visa gift card from the music department!
G: sweet!
J: yeah!
G: they’re playing this Olympics Wii game right now…….hilarious. doing their arms up & down
J: lol!
J: my parents are coming tomorrow so i’ll get more from them but i’m most excited that they’re coming so my mom can help me take down my tree! just the thought of doing it alone makes me want to cry!
J: and mine is no where near as big as yours!
G: oh, this is good……I got it on video
G: LOL
G: I think I may do mine tomorrow too.
G: so you don’t have to work?
J: yep
G: yep you DO or yep yo don’t?
J: yep i do
J: and i’m so excited.
G: ugh
G: did I show you Boy2’s video? from his program? I don’t think I’ve talked to you since then!
J: no i haven’t seen it yet!
[Photos/Videos]
J: LOL!!!
J: i don’t know who looked funnier on the Wii thing… Boy2 or [Brother]!
G: LOL, I know.
J: is that a Santa thing?
G: oh boy, sorry. What, what he gave me? A resin Santa in a canoe
G: we just had drama…
J: awesome
J: ugh oh
G:Earlier  Boy1 heard Vince telling my mom how he’d picked out those boots that SANTA brought.
G: Of course I’m shooting him looks and I could see Boy1 heard it, but then he zoned out on Spongebob or something so I wasn’t sure if it clicked or not
J: oh no
G: yeah, his whole life has been a fraud.
G: I guess it was time. He’s 11. I’ve already braced myself that this could be the last Christmas they believe in Santa
G: because Boy2 is like I was and is on to every one. Boy1 won’t tell him
J: OMG. Guess who I got a text from yesterday???
G: um……
G: who?
J: Todd.
G: that was actually going to be my guess. And did his text ramble on like he does?
J: oh, something about his cousin asked about me and remembered me from like, oh, how many years ago?
G: LOL. Fascinating.
J: i didn’t text back. i think i’ll stick with the boyfriend i have thank you very much.
J: i can’t believe that i’m asking this but do i want a blue tooth?
J: or an iTooth as my mom calls it…
G: LOL
G: YOu can get one free someplace online…….
G: if you actually do
G: because you know I”ll probably make fun of you.
J: yes, i’m sure you will, but as much as i’m in my car it might be handy. i can hide it in my hair…
J: where can i get one free? if it were free i might take it!
G: http://www.freeheadset.org/phone.php?ID=1491
G: that will take you to my phone, then you have to go back
J: the bluetooth is $27… not bad, but i might just get the little earbud thing for free!
G: Vince’s been asking me all night how my new headphones sound
G: now I’m using them and he keeps talking to me.
J: lol!
J: man, i’m starting to feel really bad. i think i’m going to go to bed. i think i have a bit of a fever. BLAH!
G: uh oh.
G: ok
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: let me know if I can look anything up for you online….diseases & such
G: good night!
J: lol! no, i think it’s just a sore throat for now. hopefully i’m just imagining that i have fever. it’s cold in here so i’m sure that’s what it is. hopefully
J: nite!

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J: did you order that coat from Chadwicks the other night
G: I think Vince did? It’s my birthday present
J: i just found a code where you can get 40% off any one item.
G: they had like 3 deals going on that night……20% off and a digital camera and something else? I dunno…bunch of crap. I’ll ask him
G: okay, he did order already
J: ok
G: but dang, I got a FREE digital camera! It’s gonna be complete sh*t! How lucky am I?
J: lol! i’m tellin’ ya!
G: you shouldn’t have told me:
G: Vince: i want to shoot myself
J: oops. sorry
G: now he’s suicidal over that money!!!!
G: but that full price coat will keep me warm in the box!
G: or in the van down by the river
J: LOL
G: okay, I have to tell you what I did to my son tonight……
G: I needed to go print a picture for a project of Boy2’s that’s due Friday.
G: and Vince needed to do something
G: so we ran over [to work] and did that after dinner. I mean how long does that take? I even had my laptop open so I didn’t have to wait it to start up.
G: as we’re pulling away from the parking lot
G: “Moooooooom, Boy2 is driving me CRAZY!”
G: Okay well welcome to MY LIFE!
G: and they’re both on the phone and he did this and he did that
G: we ran to [convenience store]  and got some gas…….and I’m on the phone the whole time
G: Boy2 wanted me to howl and told Boy1 it was Sasquatch.
G: So then I had just Boy1 on the phone. I told him “we’re coming down the road. don’t tell Boy2, I’m going to scare him.”
G: Vince stopped up the road because the headlights won’t go off. and I jumped out and ran down to the house and went up on the deck
G: Boy2 was jumping on the couch and being WILD and hitting Boy1 and just all over the place
G: so I go up to the window behind him and start screaming & pounding on the glass.
G: his face. OMG, it was awesome. I mean he turned around and saw me but I scared the POOOP out of him
J: LOL!!!!
J: I would have paid good money to see that!
G: I would pay money to have that on tape
J: LMAO!
G: my sides hurt from laughing so hard
J: was he mad at you?
G: no, he laughed. But it seriously did scare him.
J: man, i’ve started tanning for the trip and in between my boobies is burned.
G: ouch
G: I love the snoop dogg show
G: except it’s as fake as all the other stupid ones
J: yeah, i’m sure
G: POOP, I forgot to take my Tylenol PM
J: oops!
G: tomorrow is when I’m going to [hairstylist's]
G: and my appt. is at 9
G: so I’ve gotta be outta here by 7:45 or so
J: what are you going to have done?
J: i need a new bra. one that will lift my boobs and give me cleavage.
G: sorry.
G: cut & color
G: the usual
G: hmmmmmm. I can’t help you on the bra. The only one that does it to me is the miracle bra slip I have. but the miracle bra doesn’t
J: well, and everytime i got to VS i tell them the same thing and they suggest i buy the same bra that i already have. perhaps i don’t know how to wear it properly???
G: or is the the right size?
J: well, they measure me every time and tell me to get the same size.
J: so it appears Tony Romo cannot play football when he has a girlfriend at the stadium. Sunday he had his worst game of his career (jessica was there) and his second worse game was wen carrie underwood was there. hmmm….
G: yes, I heard that.
G: Actually Kidd talked about it too.
G: sucks for him.
J: yep. but i think back in the day everyone gave troy a hard time about his games when lorrie morgan or his other girlfriends were there. Cowboy fans are malicious!
J: if someone had only pushed her pervert dad over the side of the box they were sitting in…
G: LOL
G: that would be fun
J: oh, and i see that Lynn Spears’ book has be “delayed indefinitely”. yeah…
G: yeah, good idea
G: Actually, it might be a good “what not to do” example
J: that’s true.
J: i told Bob that i’m not even going to let my kids watch tv so they won’t have crazy heroes!
G: well, not Nickelodeon obviously
G: mine would know WHO Zoey 101 is….not JLS or anything. they don’t watch that show.
J: well, and i think it might be different for boys? they usually don’t look up to pop stars or tv stars as much as they do sports stars. not that sport stars don’t do anything wrong, but boys just don’t seem to idolize people like girls do. i could name a dozen girls that little girls would want to be but i can’t think of any guys that little boys would want to be. unless it’s like Zach & Cody
G: Ugh, good grief no.
G: Boy1 wants to be a Bionicle or a uh….
G: I don’t know, the books he’s reading are about kitty cat wars
G: LOL
J: lol!
G: I don’t know really, about cats. but I call them kitty cats
G: the series is called Warriors
G: they’re kitty Warriors
J: i remember you telling me about those.
J: well, hopefully we won’t hear of a bionicle getting someone preggers anytime soon.
G: There is peace at last between the warrior Clans, and Firestar is proud of the strength and unity of the cats he leads in ThunderClan. All four forest Clans are thriving, training new warriors and keeping their boundaries without conflict.
G: LOL
G: I started to say a minute ago, there IS Harry Pottery
G: Potter
G: and his winky all over hte internet!
J: oh, well, that’s true…
J: i need to get that movie. i keep forgetting.
G: naked Harry Potter?
G: I got it for the boys yesterday…I’ll save it for Christmas I guess.
G: Here’s one of the customer reviews of the book:
G: am Scartalon,deputy of Thunderclan.i can’t wait until i get this book.i heard it was awsome from my leader,Russetstar.it sounds like starclan has some explaining to do!!and my medicine cat,Squirreljump says the book is really good value.
G: LOL!!!! Boy1 isn’t as big a doof as I thought.
G: he just reads it & talks about it, but I don’t *think* he’d go that far.
J: lord i’d hope not!
J: poor rumer willis is so not attractive.
G: nope, she’s really not
J: man, i’m tired. i guess i should go to bed, huh?
G: I guess.
G: I’ll be here……..waitin to get tired
G: waitin………waitin………
J: well, hopefully you won’t have to wait long! night!
G: Good night

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G: good evening
J: OMG. My boyfriend just PISSED me off!
G: rut roh
J: yeah, so we’re talking about New Years Eve. He has to work on New Years Day. How stupid is that? But I digress.
J: So we’re going to [city] that weekend before. I ask him what we’re doing for NY and he’s saying that he’s not sure he wants to take off work just so we can stay up late. But then he says that he wants to take Monday off ’cause we’ll be getting back from [city] kinda late and he wants to sleep in.
J: So, i say fine. whatever. don’t worry about it. He keeps on and finally i say, “okay, i’m mad that you want to take the day before off just so you can sleep late but won’t take new years day off so you can spend the evening before with your girlfriend.”
J: UGH! I have waited my whole freakin life to spend NY Eve with someone and now that I have someone he’s a total dumb ass and pisses me off.
J: i’m done.
G: ok
J: not with him. i’m just done with my story.
G: that is pretty stupid.
G: no I know

G: maybe I should change HIMYM……
G: since it has a stripper
G: and a dildo
J: um, yeah, maybe so
G: and probably mention of humping
G: OMG
G: I changed it…..
G: “why can’t we watch HIMYM?”
G: because I’ve seen it
G: “Is she gonna open that present?”
G: Do you know what it is?
G: “Um, yeah…….”
G: LOL!!!!!!!
G: he won’t tell me though
J: LOL! who said that
G: he’s turning red
G: Boy1
J: LOL
G: “it is SO inappropriate”
G: that’s what he said. LMAO
J: LMAO!
G: So [Friend] calls me today…..
G: first of all, she was on her way to [store] at the time…..and she did get a Wii.
G: UPS said they got them in [town] too but there was a line of people and they looked like they could kill you so he didn’t stay.
G: anyway, she was venting b/c she’d ordered [husband] a [gift] & she just found out that they weren’t coming
G: so I went and tracked her some down on Ebay……got them for 1/2 the cost of what she’d paid for the others.
G: I should just become a professional shopper
J: yeah you should. maybe you should call dumb ass… i mean, Bob.
G: LOL
G: I’ll be glad to.
J: have you ever heard of Fastball?
G: um……..
G: music group?
J: you know, they sing Charlie the Methadone Man?
G: I’ve heard OF them but I don’t know that I”ve heard them
J: they’re plaing in FV on NY Eve.
G: ah
J: they’re from Austin so they have to be good.
J: i’m not just saying that, but most bands from austin are pretty cool.
G: the African drum group is playing…..from here.
G: My mom took the boys to see Peter Pan at [theater] yesterday…..did I tell you that?
G: So I was trying to find some of the songs for them….
G: and when I search Peter Pan all I get is ” Shawty J, Lil Red, Whoa & Wild Wayne” singing “Crank dat Peter Pan”
J: lol
J: okay, so i haven’t shopped at Lane Bryant for what? five years now?
J: i got a Platinum card from them in the mail.
G: LOL
G: they not only send me stuff, they CALL ME and leave messages ALL the time lately
J: and you for sure don’t wear their sizes!
G: I mean I don’t give out my number EVER!
G: I was trying to figure out how I got on the mailer but how the heck did they get my number?!?!?
G: they call during the day. Hopefully they’ll call during my time off so I’ll be able to ask them. Because we’re listed on the Do Not Call too
J: i’m so proud of myself about this whole new years thing. it’s the first time i’ve kinda stood up to Bob. the honeymoon is over!
G: LOL
G: good for you.
G: that does suck.
G: what time will you be back the Sunday night?
G: and you can’t be back earlier?
J: lord, who knows. it’s not like we’re going to be out until 3 am.

G: I have two very drugged up kitties on my hands.
J: ugh oh. i remember when madison had his little procedure. it was kinda funny
G: gosh, it’s been so long since we’ve done it. I’m thinking the girls had to stay the night
G: Bosco was already done when we got him….
G: so it’s been years.
G: Girl Cat has stayed on the couch pretty much
G: but Boy Cat wants to walk around……
G: he’s like a drunk person
G: “I’m okay, really, I’m fine……”
G: and then he walks into the wall
J: LOL~
G: he was just stumbling & staggering
G: and then stops and falls asleep standing
G: Girl Cat was me…..just face planted into the couch and she’s done
G: here he goes again
J: LOL. how cute.
G: poor babies
J: have you videoed him?
G: no, I have pics
G: but every time I put on the video he stops
G: when we were eating dinner he tried to come in the kitchen and was just holding up the wall. I’d have loved to have that.
J: awww. that’s a cute dress on your avitar
G: thanks.
G: I’m going inside now for Christmas
J: oh, that’s nice.
G: ok
G: I had to go change Boy1’s too. I found Italian soccer jerseys
J: cool
G: oh my: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22265526/
G: I’m not that crazy. I’m not that crazy. I’m not that crazy.
J: no you are not that crazy
J: OMG
G: oh good grief!!!!!!!!
J: i know. can you believe that?!
G: that’s INSANE. I can believe it but I was hoping she’d be normal
G: *sigh*
G: so I wonder if Zoey 101 will be pregnant too? Holy crap.
J: good lord. these kids drive me crazy!
J: i bet mama spears is so proud.
G: no kidding
G: wasn’t she going to write a parenting book? on how she was such a great mom to Britney?
J: i think she did
G: oh good grief…..the boys won’t get in bed, the kitties needed me and Vince is snoring………
G: he had hives & took benedryl and conked out
G: Boy Cat tried to come up the stairs so I went & got him
G: and he tried to follow me back out….
G: I’m trying to get the boys into bed…….
G: Girl Cat (who was conked out when I came up) is at the bottom of the stairs crying & crying. I had to get her, pick up Boy Cat trying to follow me, get them laid down on the bed. This is far too high maintenace for me!!!!!!
G: I can’t get up and put on my pajamas until they’re both asleep
J: lol! I’m tired just listening to you!
G: oh and I switched out a load of laundry the whole time holding Boy Cat. LOL
G: it’s like babies
J: you’re such a good mommy
G: okay, everyone is laying down
G: what’s on TV?
J: not a thing. i’m watching Duel.
G: ooh, Ghost ADventures.
G: or the Duggars are on

J: okay. i’m gonna wrap some presents. i can barley walk around my living room.
G: LOL, have fun
G: OMG, they flew them over the Grand Canyon & all but 3 threw up on the plane!!!!!!!
J: have you not seen that show?
G: I thought I had. I saw the part on the RV
G: but I never saw them all barfing
J: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: I’m watching What About Jim or whatever it’s called…
J: he & his wife were having their 15th anniv and his goal was to do it in all the states with a Big 10 school.
J: they went to a hotel in IN and a tornado came and so they left and found a tornado shelter. did their stuff and the power came back on and there was an amish family sitting in the corner!
G: niiiiiiiice
G: I’m watching Airline
G: and this dude was laying on a bench in the waiting area
G: and unzipped his pants and was touching himself
G: so they approached him and he said he had a hernia and he was just airing it out
J: nice
J: what do you say we count how many times i lose the tape and the scissors?
G: LOL
G: probably as many times as I lose them in a normal day
G: and I have 3 pairs somewhere at work
G: and this OLD man with the old hernia man has like bronchitis or something. He’s 100+
J: i hope the bow stays on your package.
G: I still need to tie ribbons on everything

G: UGh, this poor girl has food poisoning and is trying to get on a flight standby so she can get home
G: that’s gotta be the worst feeling in the world. When you are sick you SO want to be home
J: ugh. i know.
J: do you realize that i’m leaving for [far away foreign country] in 3 1/2 weeks?
G: WOW
J: yeah, i know.
J: okay. so, i know Bob’s mom’s name but i’m not 100% sure that his dad’s name is [name] or [shortened name] something. how the heck do i gracefully figure out what to put on the tag?
G: LOL
G: uh
G: shoot
G: Dad [Last Name]?
J: LOL
J: i’m thinking i’ll just put From J on the tag.
G: if you know what it is, and whose it is…..yeah
G: or just say “oops the tag fell off I guess”
J: lol! maybe that’s a good idea!
J: i’m wrapping Bob’s family’s parents and he bought his brother a book that weighs 100 lbs.
J: crappity smack! i just put a whole in the paper.
G: LOL
G: nice
G: uh oh
G: I had some nice paper from that place my mom ordered from last year–that fundraiser place
G: but I ran out fast
G: so I’m on to the paper thin paper and I ripped it a bunch today
J: your boyfriend is on tv
G: I’ve gotta finish wrapping tomorrow……..do the Santa presents next-
G: WHRE?
J: a commercial for his CD
G: oh
J: sorry. i shouldn’t freak you out lke that
G: for the CMI?
G: LOL
J: yep
G: that’s strange they’re advertising such an old CD
J: how sad is it that we can just type initials for stuff and know what we’re talking about?
G: LOL
G: I wonder where my kitties are. Boy2 had gone to sleep on the top of the chair
G: now he’s gone
J: ugh oh
G: I looked under the bed
G: straining my eyes because it was so dark…….just trying to make out an outline of them
G: and I gave up and then I had that creepy feeling someone was watching me and he ws just right htere to my right
J: lol!
G: OMG, this guy is screaming and carrying on because this woman cut in front of him in line to get on the plane
G: Ugh, it’s beyond me why anyone would take that job! There can’t be enough money.
J: what job? the airline job?
G: yeah
G: this dude just screamed and screamed at her
G: someone cut in front of him
G: you know they board A, B and C
G: A first……
G: then B, then C…whatever
G: he was C and this lady was B so she went in front of him.
G: I mean it was stupid……it’s not like the plane can’t take off if C goes first
G: but it’s not like you’re going to be any different if you get there behind one more person
G: but he started yelling at the lady for doing it and eveyrone complained
G: becuase he was SCARY
G: DUH
G: of course he says he’s being discriminated against
G: and they’re calling their lawyers
G: and his fiance. “I got five lawyers in my family and 10 cops”
G: okay, and WTF are they going to do? it’s on CAMERA this guy being a raving jerk
J: i know. i love it how everyone is always like, “I’m calling my lawyer”
G: yep. and that my dear is what’s wrong with America
G: [Name] was in today
G: and we were talking about not being ready and I mentioned about my Christmas cards…..I just handed her theirs! LOL
G: she starts GOING OFF on the assholes at the post office
G: which of course, I’ve got my stories
G: and I guess the guy down there snapped at some lady, “If you don’t like it you can leave”
G: because there’s a line out the door, one person working & 3 in back picking their noses as usual
G: so she said something to him about being rude and he snapped at her too. So she was all hot about it
G: we were talking about how nice the PO is over there [by J]
G: and she said something about at least never using that post office again. and she just can’t believe how rude these government workers are, “It’s just unAmerican!”
G: she’s kinda a drama queen. I mean I love her but she tends to get worked up. Of course I totally agree with her on the stupid PO.
J: you know, i haven’t even been to the po over here. i need stamps but haven’t gotten them yet!
G: I sent Vince today
G: you can go to that PO over there and do the Click N Ship
G: and buy stamps
G: and never talk to anyone
J: we may have to cut Bob’s stocking stuffers out. the thing i bought him barely fits in it!
G: oops
G: ok, I am getting sleepy
J: yeah, me too. i’m typing a letter and fixing to head to bed. my back is killing me from wrapping and bending over all night.
G: i hate that. I’ve GOT to finish tomorrow night though
J: yeah, i think i might make it to church tomorrow night. oh, Sunday is my last day.
G: oh yeah
J: so, we’ll see how that goes. Bob is excited.
G: LOL, I’m sure. Well, I’ll TTY later then.
J: nite!
G: Good night

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J: I am so friggen tired of christmas shopping!
G: LOL. ME TOO. And going with OTHER people who aren’t done.
J: and who would that be????
G: I bet you can’t guess.
G: He’s usually so good too and he was like “I just can’t think of anything”
J: yeah, well, Bob keeps saying, “What do you want for Christmas?”
G: yeah, well the point of me telling you would kinda ruin the surprise
J: Well, I am still that way about a couple of people.
G: Do I need to tell him?
G: besides a diamond ring of course!
J: Oh, he’s made it clear that it’s not diamonds…
J: oh, well. maybe someday before I kill him!
G: maybe he’s just throwing you off his scent
J: i wish, but i just don’t think so.
J: so, i’ve decided i want one of those little printers to print pictures and i’m going to tell him that’s what i want.
G: no, you don’t want that though. because they run out of ink so fast
G: and it costs more than sending them to walmart to print
G: some help I am
J: then what do i want????
G: let’s seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
G: you want a Wii. Make it HARD on him if he can’t get his crap together
G: a Wii or an engagement ring

G: stupid yahoo
J: what did it do?
G: just booted me and then wouldn’t sign back on. said my password was wrong

G:  FUNNY
J: that’s BAD!!!
G: I know!
G: OMH, I think Boy1’s friend [name] is a conspiracy theorist
J: oh really?
G: we were talking about cures to things
G: and Boy1 said the government hides that from the people
G: and something else the other day……about when the earth passes through the photonoic belt we’ll all see God and be enlightened and other CRAZY sh*t.
J: okay, that’s just weird!

G: I need to reboot
J: k
G: ok
J: i need to reconcile my checkbook but…
G: ugh
G: OMG, now Vince is showing Boy1 the Jim Jones stuff…….teaching him to believe crazy stuff.
J: oh good lord!
G: NOT to believe I mean
J: Oh, okay. good. I was going to call the authorities on him!
G: LOL
G: I’m LOLing because the music playing is “Don’t Fear the Reaper”
J: LOL!
G: I told Boy1 I’m the Queen of Jupiter and I’m going to make a web site that in 2034 my people will come and take us all back to Jupiter
J: lol. Poor Boy1…
G: I know. He’s taken a beating. Vince’s really mad about that
G: so he’s been going on about it the whole time………..”Tell him to prove it okay?”
J: i want this for christmas
G: http://www.givesimple.com/products.aspx?category=17
J: i may have to order one with my christmas money from my parents!
G: I still want this: http://lochers.com/collection2.html
G: FRICK!!!!!!!!
G: all my windows just closed
J: what a PITA!
G: well, and I had to get up to yell at…..this is going to shock you…….the boys to get to bed
G: let them stay up past 8 to watch the end of Incredibles
G: and when I came back to the computer htere was some error. I lost a big long thing I was typing
J: oh no
J: CRAP!!!
G: what?
J: I had a list of stuff in an email for Bob and I went to another page on accident and now it’s ALL GONE!!!
G: GAH
J: so now we’re in the same boat!
G: computers stink
G: I’m back to my gift ideas fodler
G: a big hunk of salami: http://www.ditalia.com/product/Pinot_Grigio_Salami/Salami
G: A lunch box with his photo on t? http://www.oggstudio.com/lunchboxes.html
G: lingerie: http://shop.kissochbajs.com/product.asp?product=103?=33&page=1
J: i’d like to get a cute carry on bag for the trip. one big enough for my make up and a change of clothes just incase
G: okay
G: LOL
G: Girl Cat has a ball of hair like…she pulls them out of the vacuum
G: and she’s got it hanging from her mouth

J: i just thought of something that i want to buy with my giftcard that i got.
J: i’m gonna get a key chain from Tiffany.
G: ok
J: when we go to [city]
J: or maybe a bracelet
G: I keep toying with ordering one of those from that place
G: well, I want to get a wallet and some of the Tiffany jewelry
J: man, i just got really tired all of a sudden
J: actually, i kinda like this too
J: but i digress…
G: I actually thought I would buy you a nice fake engagement ring
G: so you wouldn’t be disappointed
J: i’m going to try really hard not to be disappointed
G: woohoo…….Chadwicks, Free Digital Camera with any purchase
J: woohoo!
J: should i ask him to buy me that Nars blush called Orgasm?
G: you know I decided I want a teeny tiny camera to carry in my purse
G: instead of my big monster
J: that’s a good idea
G: so he almost bought me that today and said, “Well if that’s what you want your present to be.”
G: Um no! I want something GOOD
G: he did end up finding something
J: that’s good.
J: everything Bob asks me about i say no ’cause i want it to be a surprise, but i know he needs help!

J: i’ve decided to email Bob some suggestions. is that too pushy? he keeps asking me what i want…
G: no, I do that too
J: okay, good.
G: I’ve got a knot in my shoulder that’s really hurting
J: ouch. i had one this weekend but Bob found this massage thing at kohls and bought it and worked it out
G: that’s cute
J: OMG. there is NOTHING on tv
G: The Incredibles is on ABC Family
G: 
J: yeah, i might watch it from the beginning when it comes back on.
J: i found The Wedding Planner. it’s better than nothing. or any of the wedding shows on WE.
J: OMG. Seriously. I cannot think of a thing to tell Bob to get me! i found a couple of things from sephora but that’s it!
G: um
G: let me go to my “gift ideas” folder
J: k
J: i’m looking at bedspreads and kitchen appliances!
G: cute purse?  LINK
J: that is very cute! wonder if it’d get here by christmas?
G: T-Shirt
G: Gift Set
J: LOL at the shirt
J: i’m still loving the purse
J: oh poop. the eagles beat my cowboys. that sucks
G: Miami finally won a game! First game this year.
J: yeah, i saw that

G: I just realized why I have this knot–my 40 pound purse
J: lol. that could be
G: I’m purty sure it is
G: OMG, BOY1, go to sleep
G: he lost a tooth today BTW
G: so I HAVE to stay up……and remember to do tooth fairy
G: He seriously hasn’t lost one since like 1st grade
J: wow!
G: SERENITY NOW
G: Boy2 fell out of bed
G: “What were you doing?”
G: Nothing
G: Um, you just FALL out of bed laying there?
G: then Boy1 lets me know he broke my iPod earphones
G: let me rephrase that
G: Boy1 says my iPod earphones broke
G: “It’s not my fault!”
G: Well who’s fault would it be????? YOU are using them.
J: LOL Boy2!
G: KERRRRRRRAP
G: Boy2 needs an animal picture for school tomorrow
G: he just remembered
J: niiice!
G: every picture I have is at [work]
G: brb
G: actually, I”m taking the laptop just in case I can’t find one handy, I may have to print one
J: i think i’m going to sleep. i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: okay, goodnight

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J: OMG. Are you watching Crowned????
G: no
G: Ghost Hunters
J: oh we could be having SO much fun
G: I don’t think we get those channels
J: Too bad. it’s getting really good.
J: so you know Bob & I were supposed to go to [city] this weekend?
G: no
G: so does that mean you’re not?
J: sorry. i had to get my dinner out of the microwave
J: anywhoo… his parents were going to drive down to [city] and meet us and all but they are stuck in an ice storm with no power and are having to stay in a hotel.
J: i didn’t realize that the storm went that far north
J: well, they’re about 1 1/2 hours from there
J: okay, so Bob just talked to the friend in [far away foreign country]… wonder if he could sense my anger from here…
J: he’s going to pick us up at the airport and we’re going to stay a couple of nights with him and then he’s got us a great hotel for real cheap when we go to the first wedding and then he’s going to upgrade our room at his hotel… we’re paying for the cheapest room and are going to get to stay in one of the more expensive rooms.
J: i’m not so upset with him anymore.
G: LOL
J:  [hairdresser] told me you’re coming to get your hair done next week.
G: yep
J: someone is fixing to be de-sashed!
G: oh my!
G: someone’s fixin to see a ghost
J: oh my!
J: OMG. This show is SO rediculous!
G: Now I”m watching Snoop Dogg
J: i’m watching Katherine McPhee
G: their house is very middle class. No Cribs stuff. WTH?
J: where are you watching Snoop Dogg?
G: E
J: okay. this is Christmas at the White House. I’m just embarassed.
J: it’s so stupid so far.
J: Colbie Callet is on here and she is so nervous! her hands are shaking!
J: well, I assume she’s nervous
G: I’m sure she would be
G: Vince’s eating chili pie in front of me
G: with velveeta in it even
J: how rude!
G: I know
J: did he even offer you any?
G: nope
G: I’m trying to be good but I’m also starving
J: good for you for being good!
G: but it sucks
J: yeah, i know. i’m trying as well. i fell off the wagon today when we had cake in our training class. but i didn’t eat the whole piece
J: okay, sara evans really blows my mind. sometimes when she sings live it’s ok but other times it’s just terrible!
G: I think I’ve missed the OK
J: well, i’m watching her right now on a DVD and she’s OK… and i can tell it’s live
J: ’cause she’s winded and missed a word
G: oh, I put a video on your facebook I think. Did you see it?
G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM
J: no. i never think to check facebook.
J: LMAO!!! that’s the cutest!

G: would Bob appreciate a Festivus comment on his MySpace?
J: probably!
G: ok, I was looking for something else and found my Happy Festivus picture……wondering who would appreciate the brilliant humor of it
J: yeah, it’d be lost on me although i have seen that episode
G: LOL
G: I’m watching it right now
G: you know what makes me LOL?
G: the word pewpies
J: you’re funny.
J: i get to sit at the freakin’ table of honor with [old boss] tomorrow at [Bob's office party]
G: yee haw
J: i’m tellin’ ya
G: no drinkin or cussin for you

J: okay, i’m going to sleep. hopefully i won’t be out too late tomorrow so I’ll talk to you then.
J: nite!
G: ok, good night

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J: i didn’t see you come online.
G: I was very sneaky about it
G: it showed you as idle when i got on
G: then I thought i better beep you just in case you were sitting there picking your nose
J: well, i was but i’m done now.
J: i’m watching Knocked Up
G: I’m watching the end of Because I Said So
G: because either I fell asleep or walked away before the last 3 minutes or I have Alzheimer’s
J: which one is Because I Said So?
G: Diane Keaton & Mandy Moore
J: oh yeah
J: that was pretty cute
G: And the Gilmore Girl. THat’s what Vince said, “This is a chick flick I’m sure because it has that Gilmore Girl”
J: LOL
G: but now that I’m watching it….I did see the end and I just have Alzheimer’s
G: which is kind of a bummer
J: so has Kellie said anything about Howie D getting married?
G: yeah she said something Monday
G: just like showbiz top 5 or something
G: so tonight Boy1 had a basketball
G: game
J: oh yeah?
G: they had to be at the gym at 7
G: BY 7
G: they played at halftime at the senior boys game
G: which was 8:30
G: I had to sit and watch kids I didn’t know play for an hour and a half and my ass is sore
J: ugh.
G: I know. [Friend] and I are going to invest in some heavy duty padded seats before this gets too regular
J: i don’t blame you!
J: i love paul rudd
G: I love Dwight Shrute.
G: I am so glad I remembered The Office is on TBS on Tuesday nights
G: good grief! I keep finding things I could buy my brother. I already got him 2 things. http://www.fishseddy.com/browse.cfm/4,972.htm
J: LOL! That’s perfect for him!
G: there’s mugs
J: okay. i am such a horrible Christian i guess…
G: oh good
J: i mean, i’m all for having a Christian president but i’m not going to vote for someone just because they are a Christian.
G: that doesn’t make you a bad Christian
G: separation of church & state remember!
J: [firends] are supporting Huckabee and she’s talking about it on her blog… blah, blah, blah…
G: ugh
G: well are any of them admittedly NOT Christians?
G: them=the candidates
J: i consider myself a republican, but i just know that it’s going to be a democrat next year. i just can’t see america supporting another republican.
G: Sure as hell not Huckabee
J: so, i’m going to find a democrat that i like and support them
G: he has no credibility.
J: NOT hillary, though.
J: so, i might not be able to get my hair done tomorrow
G: oh no!
G: why not
J: well, i thought i was going to not have to go to court, but i think [name] is going to have to leave early, so… i told jenna that if someone called and wanted my appointment to give it to them. i’m so sad. i was so excited!
J: do you like that Clumsy song?
G: Yeah, I do
G: I don’t admit that to just anyone
J: yeah, me too.
G: I hated the last one
G: Big Girls Don’t Cry
G: I wanted to shoot my radio
J: well, i admit i liked it for a while, but now, not so much.
J: do you promise to make sure the doctor gives me an epidural????
G: *I* will give you an epidural
J: Bob (or whoever) will appreciate you for that.
J: when sweet little Isabella Grace is born
J: okay, i’m going to bed. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: nite!
G: ok, good night

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J: is this HIMYM new?
G: I hadn’t seen it
J: I’m so crampy & bloated today. i want to just go to bed and start all over again tomorrow!!!
G: Me too
J: really? now that we’re apart we’re back on together??
G: Apparetly! LOL
J: i got my new work phone (the pre-blackberry one while I’m waiting on it…) and it SUCKS. It’s plastic and the lid flips open all weird like. I think I may stick to the 1985 Nokia one!
G: LOL
J: man i wish i could come up with a great title for one of Pioneer Woman’s pictures! Imagine what I could buy with $500 from Amazon.com!
G: I know
J: OMG. Gerard Butler is so HAWT!!!!
G: LOL
G: ok
J: but, the thing is, sometimes he’s not so hawt in his pics, but he’s still hawt.
G: whatever
J: did you ever decide what to get [niece and nephew] for christmas?
G: yeah but i can’t remember what
J: so, i think i may have changed my baby name again. what do you think about Isabella Grace and calling her Ella Grace?
G: Ella was my girl name
G: which ain’t happenin now
J: well she’ll love Auntie G bunches!
G: SAMANTHA WHO
J: Yeah, I’m watching it! I forgot to remind you!
G: I came home & cleaned the whole kitchen.
G: we ate dinner at my mom’s
G: yet my kitchen is trashed again
J: i knew that was coming!
G: with CRAMPS I cleaned my whole kitchen
J: ugh.
J: i cleaned most of the afternoon yesterday, but i wasn’t cramping then.
G: sent [guy] their video files today–he asked
G: well, it was “[Name] (his girlfriend) said she thought G taped it” because apparently he didn’t remember
G: and so I e-mailed them to him
G: his response was “Good God, what were we thinking?”
J: LMAO!
G: um yeah, that’s kinda what we were ALLLLLL wondering
J: even those of us who weren’t there!
G: yeah,
G: he wasn’t able to watch them at first b/c his computer doesn’t have sound so he’d e-mailed me back said that he’d watch them tonight at home, etc.
G: and how he was glad we came, bla bla.
G: I told him *I* was glad we came because it would be a tragedy if I’d missed that and only heard about it later
J: No lie!
G: Girl Cat closed my lid
G: little bitch
J: i heart Girl Cat!
G: and now I’m fighting with Vince
J: fun!
G: because I say the cats aren’t going outside
G: ever
J: NO! It’s too cold!
G: unless we have a fenced yard
G: to keep wild cat-eating animals out
J: and there are far too many creatures sneaking around your place
G: I’m not dealing with that
G: he says he’ll argue about it in a few days (when Aunt Flo is gone)
J: no. you’re entirely too pet fragile to go through something like that again!
G: um no, that’s what I’ve been saying since the beginning
G: EXactly
G: Okay, now I’m laughing
G: tomorrow night Boy1 plays basketball during the boys’ halftime
G: and Vince’s telling him if he doesn’t go to bed he’s going to wear his letterjacket
G: and Boy1 gets mad every tmie he says that
J: LOL
G: oh yeah, did I tell you [friend]told [co-worker's husband] that you should see my huge boobs when I go bowling???
J: LOL! NO!
G: oh yeah.
G: it was on and on……..
G: about you should see me when my bra is off because I have huge knockers
G: Um, when did YOU see me without a bra
G: and yeah, I wear a padded bra to make them look SMALLER
G: and then something about bowling
G: like I don’t wear a bra when I go. and so [co-worker's husband] said call him the next time I go bowling….so then I had to break it to him I was banned from all NWA Bowling alleys
G: and yeah, my face was RED
J: LOL!!!
J: and if YOU were embarassed…
G: yeah
G: I need to reboot
J: k
G: okay
G: Time for the HILLS!
J: i’m trying to put all my freakin numbers in my new phone. evidentially they don’t like to do things easy like LET ME SWITCH SIM CARDS!!!
G: of course not
J: oooh… season finale!
G: I KNOW
G: but there’s going to be a season 4.
J: did you see that girl’s boobies???
G: Nope, I was getting my cat out of the bagel chips bag.
G: on the VS commercial or the real World commercial?
G: yay for Lauren. I’m sadly excited for her.
J: yeah, me too
J: wow. it’s amazing what my camera can do. if only i had read my owners manual a year ago.
jG: yeah, funny how that works
J: okay, i need to go to bed.
G: ok
J: are you still watching this Hills thing?
G: no, Vince changed it
J: brodie is on
G: yeah, they said he was coming up but he took my remote after that
J: fixing to answer the BIG question…
J: well that was a rip off
J: she just announced that they are showing Paris stuff
G: imagine that
J: okay. now i’m going to bed. the excitement is over.
G: ok, good night
J: nite

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[Previously G sent J phone video of drunk people singing karaoke]

J: OMG I WISH YOU HAD YOUR REAL VIDEO CAMERA!!!!
J: talk about blackmail!!!
G: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: i don’t know if i’ve ever seen anyone i really know that drunk. you know, not on tv or anything!
G: I know. I don’t think I have….not like that
G: I’ve seen slobbering & on the ground
G: but not that
G: and there was a good bunch of people still there
G: that have asked me to e-mail them the videos Monday morning
G: BTW, he had NOTHING to eat all day
J: is that you singing pretty woman in the background???
G: and we were trying to feed him
J: Oh, my!
G: Um, LOL. It was all of us I think…I honestly don’t remember
G: there’s one that it definitely me singing Brown Eyed Girl and I deleted that.
J: was sonny the only one singing?
G: that’s why I don’t think that was me because the other one was SO loud
G: on what?
J: on everything!
G: oh no. Vince, [Name]
J: is there someone sitting in a suit kinda over behind where they’re singing?
G: yeah, running the kareoke machine
G: they sang once or twice….but I don’t know
G: they were just making up sh*t
J: omg. this stuff is classic. you should put it on youtube
G: Well, I’m uploading it to this other site but right now it’s password protected…..that one is too unless you have the direct link
J: you know, Bob’s [Christian Company] party is thursday night… maybe i should take my video camera just incase… LOL!!!!!!!
G: yeah, no lie
G: will they have free booze?

J: free booze… um, yeah, sure…
G: that’s what makes it fun
J: so i guess the biggest question is, are the boys still alive?
G: yep! LOL
G: no problem
G: he’s telling my mom all about it right now
G: going to eat dinner. BB in a few
J: okay
J: um, i know you’re gone, but i just went to amazon.com and it says, “Welcome G. If you’re not G click here.” hmmm… wonder what i should buy…
G: LOL! I don’t know! Buy me something good though.
G: that’s weird
G: don’t you have to have a PASSWORD

J: so i have to tell you a stupid, stupid secret…
J: i get mad everytime Bob & i walk by a jewlery store and we don’t stop!
G: LOL
J: i’ve gotta get over it! honestly, i think Bob & i are going to get married. when is the question!
G: well just go buy your own ring and be done with it
J: i’m thinkin’ about it.
J: but the good news is that i only have two gifts left to buy.
G: Oh! The Hills special is on
G: Lauren’s life story
G: of course it’s not just Vince and I so I’m outnumbered!
G: CRAP. I KNOW we saw a commercial for something that was going to be on tonight. A Christmas special thing
G: and Boy1 even remembered too
G: we said, “Good, something to watch Sunday night”
G: I CANNOT find anything in the guide
J: was it a movie?
G: I don’t know if it was a movie or like Frosty or what
G: but it’s not on any guide
G: I say Frosty b/c I think that’s the only thing we haven’t seen!
G: I see the Grinch but we have that on video so I can’t imagine getting excited about that. Plus it’s on a channel we never watch.
J: my stupid cowboys lost
J: do you still watch FNL?
G: No! I *always* forget!
G: I need to get caught up online
G: and forget to do that too
J: well, i must be fixing to start ’cause i’m kinda crying ’cause Santiago got a tackle.
G: LOL
G: I am
J: oh! I’m getting a blackberry through work.
G: Oh cool
J: The Christmas Shoes is on… maybe that’s what you were wanting to watch
G: Um yeah…..no
G: Awww, Ricky Skaggs on the Opry doing New Star Shining
G: that’s my favorite
G: with Steve Wariner
J: i love that song
G: Me too
G: Boy1 just lets me know that htey’re doing a canned food drive for school
G: Sorry, I was wrestling Boy1

J: OH! My Cowboys won!
G: wow
J: yeah, by 1 point.

J: so i got a book for the boys for christmas but i don’t know if they’re going to like it.
G: Sorry….
G: what’s that?
G: I am IN bed
G: ready for bed
G: took my Tylenol PM
G: Boy2 conked out at 6:30is
G: Vince’s out
G: Boy1 is in bed
G: we have to get up early. Vince did an online class
G: and usually anyone who is a teacher can proctor the final exam (so [Friend] was going to do it) but this place insists on a person at UofA do all theirs
G: so I’m going to go with him and while he’s taking it do some shopping and then both do some more shopping after
G: so we have to leave here by 7:30
J: ugh. that’s early!
J: oh, so the book. it’s called “101 things you must do before you turn 12″. it looks really cute. i got one for [girl].
G: oh cute…sounds cute
J: okay. hopefully they’ll like it. i probably should do some of the things myself!
G: LOL
J: okay, i just got my big toe caught in my pant leg and nearly did a nose dive into the footboard on my bed!
G: stupid [Brother]
J: oh, yeah. did you see your boyfriend on CBS This Morning?
G: yeah
J: Bob actually told me about it. told me that you would have liked it. see, he’s so sweet!
G: Aww
G: yeah, my phone kept ringing about it. LOL
J: i told him he shoulda called you
G: 1st time it was [Brother] and he woke me up
G: well, and I remember hearing about it but yeah, was up all night with the puker so I forgot
G: and I really didn’t hear anything I’d never heard before
G: Now I”m having to track down what the boys want from [Brother]
G: FOR [Brother]
G: basically doing his shopping for him
J: does he do anything for himself?
J: just kidding
G: LOl
G: WIpes his own but I assume
J: lol
G: I’m watching Big Daddy. I hope you would never give a child to someone like Adam Sandler
J: um, nope. afraid he wouldn’t pass any of our checks.
G: there’s this lady whose blog I read
G: she has an online store….
G: oh, she’s the one with the dollhouse pieces that does swaps
G: I’ve always thought “i wonder why she doesn’t have kids” since she does stuff like that.
G: well finally recently she wrote how she’s been struggling with infertility for like 10 years. So instead of adopting right away they’re going to become foster parents.
G: It’s SO interesting all the stuff they have to go through and hoops to jump through. I mean 90% of parents wouldn’t pass that stuff I don’t think!
G: FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: no, you’re right. we have such strict policies for foster parents. it’s crazy.
G: how did we NOT THINK OF THIS??????? http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
G: oh yeah, she’s not even doing a Christmas tree this year because of hte home inspection and you can’t have plugs plugged into something esel
G: else
J: have i told you that all of my christmas CD’s are in a box UNDER my christmas tree. Like my Christmas tree is sitting on top of the CDs.
G: LOL
G: nice
G: man I’m FREEZING
G: my warm jammies got barfed on
G: if I turn the fan off I wonder how long until he gets hot and starts throwing covers off
J: which is exactly why i love living alone
G: well for now he’s gonna have to be hot. I can’t feel my fingers
G: OMG, I just got SOOOOOOOOOO hungry
J: i just saw a KFC commercial and decided i want biscuits.
G: mmm, biscuits & cole slaw
J: mmm
G: Okay, I took Tylenol PM TWO hours ago!
J: i was fixing to say that I’M going to bed, how about you???
G: I KNOW. I’m waiting to get tired
J: well, good luck with that
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow! nite!
J: Oh yeah!
G: good night…what?
J: i saw that the retail shop by [restaurant] is for lease. know anything about that?
G: oh, nope
G: didn’t even notice
J: well, it is. mmmm… [Restaurant]
G: Mmmmmmmm
G: Good night
J: nite!

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