February 27, 2008
J: did you hear Kellie raggin’ on my David this morning???
G: LOL, yes
J: she’s on my list
G: that’s all I thought, “J’s gonna be PISSED!”
J: LOL!
J: and how sad is this? I was at Sonic and I hear, “Pictures of you…” and I thought about Kellie!
G: LOL
J: and the Obama interview inspired me to really learn about the candidates and decide who I’m going to vote for.
G: good for you
J: because my thing with Obama is I hear all about how he’s going to change the world and all that good stuff but I haven’t heard him really tell me HOW he’s going to do that
G: I had to say I was embarrassed that people called in saying they were voting for him after that. Because of THAT?
J: i knew that was going to happen. that’s the demographics of KKITM… young, impressionable people. i mean, I’ve started listening to stuff just because they play it on the radio and watched movies due to their interviews. Why not vote for someone just because he called in to their show?
J: well that was annoying
J: so Nashville Star is moving to NBC.
G: I’m watching Wife Swap
J: why aren’t you watching AI?
G: well I’m flipping
J: Siesha just sang “Me and MR. Jones”
G: but I don’t know, they annoy me
G: I’m not in the mood tonight.
J: okay. so what if i sent in an audition video for Nashville Star?
G: ok, so what if you did?
J: so then what if i just happened to be picked?
G: yeah
J: doubt that i would, but it would be cool.
G: then you’d be a supahstar
J: the winner is going to perform at the olympics.
J: the approved song list is so random!
G: Suds in the Bucket–WITH the moves
G: who come up with that crapola list??
J: I have no idea!
J: i can’t imagine singing any of these acapella.
J: i just tried How Do I Live… it sounded pretty good. if i do say so myself.
J: 
J: it’s not like i sang it every night for months.
J: i know for a fact that i was better than all the girl singers on there last time. they sucked.
J: I just got your email about Jared [appearing at G's Subway] You HAVE to go meet him!
G: LOL
G: I’d really rather….not…. LOL
J: Dang it! Too bad I don’t still work for [Subway Owner] I’d totally have an in to insure an autograph!
G: I know, that totally crossed my mind
J: have you seen Pioneer woman today? I want that dog so bad!
G: yes, and I don’t think he’s as teeny tiny cute anymore. LOL
G: he’s starting to get that “come clean out the folds of my wrinkles because they’re stinky”
J: this punk girl [Amanda]has GOT TO GO!
G: flipping over
G: OMH
G: yeah, I do NOT get her
J: you just missed the dancing
J: she was just off really bad
G: like I said, she’s very Gretchen Wilson bar trash queen
J: speaking of… you don’t hear much from her anymore.
J: thank god.
G: thankfully
G: all her songs sound the same…..you can only do so much.
J: her mom is pretty
G: I wasn’t looking
G: OMG, now I’m on super nanny
G: these parents are horiffic
G: The Go Fug Yourself girls ripped George’s girlfriend
J: good. she looked like puke.
J: i love how these girls go from having short hair in these clips to super long hair during the performance
G: hhmmmmmm, I wonder how that happens???
J: hhmmmmm, i dunno!
G: [Friend] said that Boy2 the troll sounded like Fred Sanford
J: lol!
J: how was that btw?
G: very good
G: the sick Peter came to school to spread cooties and then went home after lunch
J: punk
G: I know! Sheesh
J: have you seen Kellie’s blog? Emma Kelly is walking!
G: no!
J: there’s a video
G: ha, cute. I see
G: okay Kellie, there’s this thing you get that goes around your coffee table corners
G: don’t attempt to make one either. NOt such a good idea.
G: Boy1 has a scar on his eyebrow from the coffee table corner
G: and OMG, that was one of the few first time parent (minor) freak outs where we took him to the doctor over that.
G: but to my credit, Vince was the one that said we needed to.
G: “it won’t stop bleeding” btw, it wasn’t gushing!
J: lol… i’m sure you’re going to do a lot of this when i’m a new mom.
J: but i do promise you this. i will NEVER be as bad as [G's SIL & BIL]
G: LOL, I’ll let you know
G: OMG, this mom [on Supernanny] put liquid soap in her kid’s mouth
J: well, and i think that all comes with age. i’m not going to be nearly as bad as i would have been even 5 years ago.
G: for lying
J: gross.
J: dude! do you still have RFD TV???
G: yeah!
J: Johnnie High comes on there!
G: LOL. Vince says he knew that but it’s on weird hours.
J: Fri. at 8 pm, Sat at 4 pm, Sunday at 3 pm, Monday at noon
J: WHY do people take pictures of Heidi & Spencer? Everything is fake so WHY waste the time and energy?
G: I know…why encourage that shit?
G: WHY DO COMMERCIALS GET SO LOUD????
J: i have no idea. but i heard somewhere that it’s not true. don’t remember where, but i remember that i didn’t beileve them.
G: Um, I’d bet literally every penny I could find on that
G: because I couldn’t hear myself think
J: i know.
J: what exactly does Bai Ling do?
G: Not a clue
J: she has seven films in production this year
J: yep. that’s what imdb.com says
G: Yahoo shut down
G: and wouldn’t sign back on
G: it would come back on but act like I had no connection
G: so I had to reboot.
J: you’ve had quite the Yahoo problems lately
G: I know
J: sweet! I just got a new myspace friend!
J: NKOTB Fans!
G: *rolls eyes*
J: 
G: Vince said the Jared news was on the Subway sign and he almost called me.
J: well, i’m going to go brush my teeth and get ready for bed.
G: ok
J: i won’t be home tomorrow night until late. i have a banquet thing i have to go to tomorrow night. and i’m so excited.
J: so i’ll talk to you sometime tomorrow i’m sure. Nite!
G: ok, good night. LOL have fun
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February 26, 2008
G: I’m here
G: But I have HOMEWORK TO DO
G: because some slacker child…….
G: ARGH. I’m so peeved. I’ll tell you the story in a bit. I have to run to the shop to print!!
J: okay!
G: serenity NOW!
G: okay, what’s tonight’s theme? Queen so far……and this guy is cute.
J: they haven’t given a them per say.
J: he’s cute but that was not good.
G: ok, well I can tell you anything about Tony DiTerlizzi you would care to know
J: oh, well i must have missed something!
G: we went to dinner…….
J: oh, yeah? should I know Tony DiTerlizzi???
G: and ran by [grocery store] so Vince could run in and get starter logs
G: and you know, it’s dark…
G: but I see this girl getting into a car with a big posterboard
G: and she sure looks like [girl], from Boy1’s class
G: and I say “Hey Boy1, there’s [girl] with a big posterboard. You don’t think she’s doing a project for school or anything do ya??”
G: “nope”
G: so we’re sitting there waiting…I”m playing bubble blaster on my phone
J: oh, no… i know where this is heading…
G: “Ohhhhhhhh yeah………..I do have a project…………….due tomorrow………”
G: yeah
G: *grrr*
G: So what is this project? “Well………I’ve done the written but we have to do a visual……….”
G: okay and?
G: with like pictures of the author & his books
G: and where are you supposed to get these?
G: Internet?
G: and how are you sposed to get them off the internet to your board?
G: printer?
G: do you know we don’t have a printer at home???
G: which means I get to go out in 30 degrees to [work] and print stuff?????
G: “But can’t we go INSIDE [work]“
G: *raises eyebrow*
J: LOL!
J: but it sounds so simple when he talks about it!
G: of course
J: so are you gluing pictures to the posterboard right now??
G: hell no
G: he is
G: We did have a discussion about taking pride in your work
G: [watching AI] no little gay boy’s skin should be so flawless
J: yeah, i know. i was thinking he’s a little too gay for me.
J: so, i woke up at 4 freakin 30 this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep.
G: ugh
G: well I woke up at 1am because I thought the house was going to blow away and land on the other side of the rainbow
J: LOL!
G: and then I woke up at 5 when there was a cat on my head trying to turn on my reading light
J: LOL!!!
J: this guy is pretty good.
J: oh, 70’s is the theme
J: i bet that means that next week will be… 80’s!
G: good guess
J: brrr… it’s so cold in here.
G: I’m by the fire
J: so, how goes the project???
G: oh he’s done
J: oh, good.
G: that’s the thing…it’s not like it’s pulling teeth to get him to do it, it’s just like pulling teeth to get him to admit he needs to do it
J: well, that’s a good thing at least.
J: and thank goodness you saw her… your head would have exploded had he waited until tomorrow morning!
J: i think someone just died upstairs. there was this HUGE noise!
J: have i told you lately that i LOVE this kid [David Archuleta]
J: he’s making me cry!
G: he is so dang cute
G: it’s not even fair to anyone else
G: the 1st season Idol thing was really cute. I had pulled my head out of the washer just to see it.
J: and i agree with Simon… when i heard he was singing “Imagine” i thought Simon would crucify him, but that was awesome.
J: there’s so much on TV i’m watching Saved By The Bell
G: alright, I am going INSANE
G: worse than USUAL….
J: is it a full moon??
G: LOL…NO!
G: I have NO clue what day it is.
G: I’m certain it must be Wednesday
J: nope. tuesday. sorry
G: tomorrow on my calendar is Boy2’s play…..
G: and then lunch with [friend]
G: for WEDNESDAY
G: I know that….
G: but tomorrow is THURSDAY. You know when [cleaning lady] comes. And I have to get the house cleaned up before she comes……
G: and I’ve been doing this since 3PM!
G: so then I finally realize, okay, she’s NOT coming tomorrow.
G: but that’s okay, because we won’t be home tomorrow night because we’ll be at Boy1’s basketball game…….that’s on THURSDAY NIGHT.
G: does that even make sense? you should probably say no
J: yeah, i was fixing to tell you just how confused i am about right now!
G: LOL
G: and THURSDAY is when the [friends] family leaves for FL……
G: and [kid] is going to be at school TOMORROW
G: so I must be mistaken…they must be leaving Friday.
G: you see how my brain is NOT working?
J: lord i don’t know. i’m beginning to wonder if tomorrow is really Wednesday at all!
G: IT needs to be Saturday. So I can stay in bed for 10-12 hours and get my head back on straight
J: LOL! NOOO. Saturday I’ll be 32.
G: okay…so TOMORROW/WEDNESDAY, is Boy2’s class play
G: they are doing the play of Peter Rabbit
J: fun!
G: and then the best readers do a reading of 3 Billy Goats Gruff
G: Peter, [kid] was SICK today. So they did dress rehearsals and Boy2 had to be his fill in. I can’t say understudy because that would insinuate he studied the role–and she never even told him, “Hey pay attention in case [Peter] is gone”
G: my mom was there b/c she works in his class on Tuesdays. So she called me, “Get up here, they’re doing one more dress rehearsal at 1 and Boy2 did Peter and she didn’t even have to cue him on the lines once, he knew them all.”
G: so I did. He was so dang cute. It took EVERY bit of me not to sit and bawl.
J: AWWW!!!!
G: and she let the K class come in and watch……
G: and I could hear [Boy2's K teacher] over there telling [boy2's teacher] how much she loves Boy2.
G: so I go sign myself out at the office and [lady] says, “Did you cry?” *sniff* TRYING NOT TO!!!!!!!
G: and I call Vince and tell him TRYING NOT TO CRY
G: and then about 10 min. after i get back to the shop my mom calls
G: which first of all, [teacher] could’ve retired last year but stayed 1 more so she and [husband] could retire together. [teacher] told her “That kid makes me so glad I stayed one more year.”
G: *crying*
J: LOL!!!
J: well, i think this just confirms that he is a genius.
J: Boy1 probably is as well but he’s a little too lazy to be showing the signs
G: I knwo, but every mom thinks that about their kids! LOL
G: LOL
G: that’s the MOST frustrating thing about Boy1 is because he IS so smart.
J: i’m not his mom. i think he is. and i’m not partial. at all.
G: LOL
J: i know!
J: i know that must make you guys crazy.
G: anyway, I happened to have my big camera in my purse from last night and video’d some……but then was trying to delete bad basketball pictures off
G: as well as pictures of a DARTH VADER MUG and a CHOCOLATE FISH (wonder who took those?) and deleted the whole first part!! ACK
G: THEN I also had my other digital in there that has a HUGE memory card. I could’ve video’d the whole thing on it!
J: OMG. Really. This movie (Across the universe)… i feel like i’m trippin!
G: I’m glad I finally know it’s Tuesday and remembered THE OFFICE is on TBS at 9!!
J: i’m going to try and finish watching this stupid movie just so i can say i did.
G: you’re a trooper
G: just the commercials of it made me trippy
G: like The Doors movie
G: Did you hear Kidd talking about Gary Busey today or yesterday?
J: no i didn’t get to hear it
G: well Monday he was talking about what happened to Ryan Seacrest
G: I was in [town] trying to go from Wal-Mart to the cleaners (and Sonic!) and hear it all. I had to wait in the car at the cleaners.
G: just because he was doing a play by play of what was going on in the video
G: then he’s telling the story of both the times he met Gary Busey he was scared for his life
G: and the one time he came in the studio….he wanted to play a game with Kidd
G: “Tickle you til you pee”
G: and then today they played the clip from it. ROFL. And he’s a big guy tickling Kidd and everyone is snorting & laughing and not helping him!!!
J: LOL!
J: Gary Busey freaks the heck out of me. even moreso than people dressed up in ape suits!
G: LOL
G: did I show you this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSoqfHfcL0
J: how funny
J: I am so glad i didn’t go see this movie in the theater.
G: LOL
G: [Videos of Boy2]
J: how cute!
J: was that your mom playing the gate?
G: It was my mom and she was grading papers at the desk and it started to fall over on him so she stood there and held it
G: next………[Videos of Boy2]
J: well, tell her i said she did almost as well as Boy2 did
G: LOL
J: i’m going to take a quick bath. brb.
J: he is such a scene stealer! he’s the cute 16 year old from AI of the 1st grade!!!
G: LOL
J: 2nd grade?
J: i can’t keep up.
G: 1st
J: okay, i need to go to sleep.
G: ok
J: have fun with your busy day tomorrow!
G: LOL
G: only 1/2 busy….
G: Good night
J: nite!
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February 25, 2008
G: Boy1 has basketball tonight
G: I’ll be home by 8 (I hope!! It’s here)
G: honey I’m home
J: Hey! sorry. I was trying to get caught up on some stuff.
J: i’m watching Across the Universe and it makes me feel like I am on drugs!
G: ok, well I was yelling at children
G: and cleaning out Boy2’s closet
J: that’s what i figgered
G: and you’d think with me IN there, they’d be better behaved
J: lol!
G: Okay, so I was up super late last night because I HAD to see the sequel to Fucking Matt Damon
G: on Jimmy Kimmel
G: you must watch, I found it for Vince on Youtube…hang on
J: oh, yeah. i forgot about it
G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs
G: I’m watching Vince watch it
J: where’d you go????
G: well no wonder you’re not speaking to me
G: my Yahoo shut off
G: stupid POS
J: LOL!
J: that was better than the Matt Damon one! i was snorting!
G: I know….I thought so too. [brother] didn’t think so. I’m going to go argue with him
J: Bob agrees. i think josh groban was my favorite part!
G: I know. All the cameos were awesome
G: and yes, like Jeff Groban who you would not put in that category
J: jeff groban?
G: LOL
G: YOU KOW WHAT I MEAN
J: LOL
G: I was reading what you wrote and typing at the same time
G: So my son scored half the points in the game tonight!
J: awesome!
G: they lost 28-4
J: oh, poor guys, but LOL!
G: this is the same team we played last week.
G: the [town] Community Center ALL STARS
G: plus Boy1’s team is I think supposed to be 4th-5th graders and he’s the only 5th grader
J: i hope aunt flo comes tomorrow. i’m ’bout tired of bein all crampy & pissy
J: and i’m sure everyone i know agrees.
G: LOL
G: there’s a sasquatch show on Discovery!!!
G: Oooh, this one looks goood!
G: real scientists…Legend Meets Science
G: not some crazy Okies
J: okay. i’m having to record it. i borrowed a movie from [co-worker] a week ago and i have to watch it and get it back to him
G: *sigh*
J: okay, well maybe one more night won’t hurt…
G: LOL
G: If I found out tonight there was really sasquatch and you were watching some dumb movie, you’d be upset
J: lol! that’s true
J: why is this the first I’ve ever heard about this???
G: I remember seeing something about hte footprint….
G: and like the footprint found somewhere in the south or something was the same as the footprint found in Washington or someplace far away
J: i’m still recording this for proof to show Bob.
G: LOL, Good
J: so i BEGGED Bob to give me my birthday present early and he wouldn’t do it. i asked for hints and he wouldn’t tell me a THING. I am racking my brain but have NO IDEA what it could be!
G: hmmmmmm
G: Vince’s already scoffing at this
J: well if that’s not evidence sasqatch lives i don’t know what is.
G: I know, we’re fighting now
J: i hope i don’t have nightmares tonight :0d
G: LOL
G: me too
J: Oh yeah! i saw the funniest thing at wal mart tonight.
G: LOL…..isn’t that something Kidd Kraddick says?
J: i was going in and i could hear “Beat It” being played really loud and then the car drove by me.
G: You can’t go to walmart w/out using that phrase
J: it was a white guy, mid 30’s, bobbing his head. in a 4 door Malibu sadan.
G: ROFL
J: I LOLed!
G: Vince says, “That’s a guy in a suit. Didn’t you see them admit it?” No, it was some crazy old man that said it was but the other guy was dead.
G: THESE ARE SCIENTISTS
J: exactly! you can’t argue with SCIENCE!
G: [G’s Friend] sent me that e-mail forward…..that was the bear getting into the bird feeder….seen it?
J: i don’t think so
G: oh well, I’d seen it before. I’ll send it in a sec……the pics at least.
G: but it said something about looking out and seeing that in your birdfeeder instead of a squirrel
G: and I replied that I wouldn’t e surpised by anything considering I’d had every other creature in my backard–except Sasquatch.
J: i know and i’m pretty bummed about that
G: totally
G: okay, that one doesn’t look so sasquatchy to me
G: but it is in Sasquatch country
J: she certainly has the teeth for a sasquatch sighter
G: LOL
G: well, but honestly, why would a man go sprinting across the field in the middle of nowhere??
J: in a hairy ape suit? that’s just stupid.
G: well, [BIL] always wanted to get a hairy ape suit and jump out a people coming down our road
J: LOL
J: have i told you that people in ape suits freak me out?
G: which wasn’t often. So he wanted to at least order stuff from UPS (this way way pre-[UPS guy])
G: LOL, no
G: but how can they not
G: what about the Giant Gorilla animatronic dude from Showbiz Pizza?
G: Okay, how does Yahoo know that I get up and walk away??
G: so I didn’t see your answer…if you answered it.
J: they are spying on you
G: they’re starting to drop like flies over here from the flu.
G: when the boys got in the car today I purelled them down
G: and when I think about it, I don’t feel good
J: ugh. yes, purell is your friend
G: that’s all it takes is for someone to say flu
G: and I’m achy and tired
G: I can feel my glands get swollen
G: my lymph nodes
J: [J’s Friend] was just telling me that she’s sick. i’m glad she’s in texas.
G: ugh
J: that screaming is FREAKING ME OUT!
G: well, [boy2's friends] now have it
G: I was supposed to get [kid] after school today and he went home sick
J: poor litte guy
J: and poor [G’s Friend]
G: I know
G: and they’re leaving for Florida thurs
G: she took the boys to the dr. at 3:30 and I told her to get them ALL tamiflu
G: man I’m tired already. I have to see the outcome of this though!!!
G: I was the only trooper that stayed up late enough to see F-ing Ben Affleck.
J: oh, i know. i’m going to bed as soon as this is over.
J: i wish i had the matt damon & ben affleck things on DVD!
G: I have Matt Damon on my iPod
J: do you think these sasquatch scientists make money???
G: I hope so! they’re doing important work.
J: LOL! I know, but you know sometimes those who do the most important work make the least amount of money! like those of us who are keeping kids from being abused!
J: not that my work is anywhere near as important as the search for Sasquatch, but you KWIM…
G: and teachers
G: and what else?
J: we’re fixing to get the 12 conclusions! i’m so excited!
J: i’m going to take notes
G: now someone is asleep
G: so he can’t see this outcome
J: oh, good grief. and he is one of the biggest nay sayers.
G: I know
G: I need to take notes too
G: for him
J: yes you do
G: if I stay awake
J: hello! i don’t want to answer that question for myself!
G: I used to tell Boy2 this noise in the woods was a monkey!
G: I assumed it was a weird bird. but now I know it’s not
J: it has to be him!
J: he’s trying to get to us so we can let everyone know that he’s a friendly being and just wants to be left alone.
G: I know
G: ooh
G: a baby sasquatch
G: I am going to lay down. I can barely keep my eyes open
G: SEE!! I told you!!!
J: i know!!!
J: well, i’m going to bed as soon as this is over.
G: I’m gong to try. I’ll TTY tomorrow. I”ll be home…AI night.
G: try to stay awake
J: okay, me too.
G: sheesh, I’m drunk with sleepiness
J: lol!
G: good night
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. nite!
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February 24, 2008
G: I didn’t even look at the models
J: lol!
G: I was looking at the pretty backdrop.
G: I have no idea how I got on that mailing list to begin with!
G: Boy2 needs $50 to get his cooler
G: for Jumprope for Heart
J: uncle [G's Brother]
G: he did $50 already
G: [dad]
G: [MIL]
G: I told him to ask [Uncle] he’s here now
G: he gives them more money for their birthdays than [In-laws] do for both the boys together!
J: surely he’ll come through!
G: he won’t go ask him. And now he went outside
J: well he must not want his cooler very bad
G: oh gooooooooood. now NASCAR is on.
G: [Uncle] looooooooves his NASCAR
G: doesn’t matter that I was watching something does it?
J: i’m watching the red carpet. George’s girlfriend is not that pretty
G: I was too and no, she’s NOT
J: um, why is Miley Cyrus at the Oscars?
G: why is Heidi Klum?
G: and Serenity NOWWWW! Boy2 has just muddied his 2nd pair of pants today
G: Vince’s getting them into the shower……
G: and he went to get Boy2 undies and Boy1 is up there and he says, “Boy1, have you seen Boy2’s pajamas?”
G: and Boy1 says…..
G: “NO! I’m not his maid!”
J: LOL!
G: okay, he finally asked [uncle]
G: for money
J: it’s about time.
G: we’re down to $40
G: and I haven’t donated yet…but he needs to ask his other grandparents
J: OMG. Gary Busey just completey busted in on an interview with Laura Linney & J Garner. J was freaked out!
G: LOL
G: dang
J: oh, i’m sure they’ll show it a million times
G: I know
G: and the race isn’t even going on
J: i have nothing to eat here. i’m going to run get something. brb.
G: holy crap. Okay, when you get back tell me if the Barbara Walters is on at yoru house
G: my mom says it’s only on because we have a different station here and it’s East coast
J: poop! i forgot about that.
J: it’s showing that it’s on. it’s commercial right now.
G: KOHL’S?
J: um, florida
J: now sprint
G: well yeah, and now…
G: yes, when I typed it it was on a Kohl’s…..55 seconds ago
G: “THAT’S HAN SOLO!”
J: whoo hoo! just in time!
J: lol!
J: have the boys seen Indiana Jones?
G: yes, they’re excited
J: me too. May 22
G: but we bought [FIL] the box set and I told Vince when he goes over there tomorrow he needs to get it
J: do the boys like her?
G: no
G: I said, “Hannah Montana!”
G: and Boy2 said “Change it!!!!!”
G: and my mom said, “Who likes Hannah Montana?” Boy2 says, “NOt me, I wanna throw her in the toilet.”
J: LOL!
J: i won’t tell my mom. she’ll take her jump rope money back
G: LOL
G: so I paid two huge invoices online with my oline billing
G: like I always do
G: and I look at my Bank online statement earlier and it shows them both being taken out twice
G: good grief, my Yahoo just exploded
G: did you see what I said? that’s when it lockedup….about my bank thing?
G: that was so weird. It just started flippig out
J: that’s weird. i did see what you said
J: and this guy nhjmk[;p'phjfnj'[;p
J: /]\ouy
J: mhjnuo.
J: mhjnuo.
J: nhjmuo.
J: /|
J: sorry
J: my keys were sticky
G: *rolls eyes*
J: yeah, i know
J: anyway…. why do you think it posted twice?
G: I have NO idea. There’s been times where it showed I piad twice in the thing but this time it doesn’t
G: and all my taxes go through tomorrow.
J: oh no!
G: one was that huge huge order
G: I know. Like I need one more hting to deal with tomorrow.
J: well, at least you have connections at the bank
J: he was SO awesome in that movie. i think he should win.
G: sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Boy2 is reading to me
J: daniel day lewis
G: I’m glad to know that I could go to the Oscars right now and my hair would look better than Cameron Diaz’s
G: and I don’t recall even brushing it today.
J: i was just thinking how everyone’s hair is just kinda back in pony tails today
J: i hate samantha harris. she is so stupid.
J: everything i want to order from chadwicks is backordered.
G: yeah, good luck with that
G: do they even have anything in stock?
G: ever?
J: it’s not looking like it
J: so i’m starting back on WW tomorrow. i may even start going to meetings.
G: okey doke
J: a couple of girls at work go to meetings on Tuesdays at 9 and i may go with them. i gotta do something ’cause i’m starting to fit a little too well into my fat jeans.
J: well, and i think my hair looks just like ellen page’s.
G: what kind of fish is good in a sandwich?
J: why are you asking me? you know how i feel about fish.
G: A peanut butter and jelly fish
J: hahaha
G: what kind of crow can not fly over hte barn?
J: umm… a crow bar?
G: scarecrow
J: that’s what i was going to say.
G: I got that one ..LOL
J: [Friend] had her baby. remember her?
G: oh yeah
J: she named her [Boy1] [girls name].
G: *raised eyebrow*
J: i know. when she first told her what she was going to name her my mom was like, “I know someone named Boy1…” and finally asked me and i was like, duh! Boy1. a BOY.
J: Boy1 will always be a boy name for me now.
G: Boy1 just heard what Jon Stewart said about his stripper name…….
G: “Well My stripper name is [Dog Last Name]“
J: LOL! that’s what i was thinking.
G: LOL. doesn’t work so well on him
J: no, not so much.
J: mine is Katie Wabash
G: “Do you know what a stripper is??”
G: He does
J: *sigh*
G: Tigger Vaughn
J: yours is good
G: yeah, mine works. LOL
J: um,
J: oh, wow.
J: did you see the back of her dress?
J: whoo hoo!
J: he makes me smile
J: that was touching.
G: no……no…nooo
G: I was cleaning the kitchen and then straightening up the bedroom
G: AND telling the boys to get their hineys to bed
G: oh, so Friday when I was at [hair stylist]
G: they have some dude that comes in and has the knockoff replica purses
G: of course he tells them they’re the REAL thing, just have flaws. And they’re $70. Um, yeah, sure whatever
G: they were good knockoffs but I didn’t get one….since we’re supposed to be ordering some…someday.
J: yeah, someday
J: so why were you saying no…..no……noooo earlier?
G: o, I din’t see the back of htat dress
J: oh, okay.
G: or no I didn’t see what was touching or whatever.
G: I had no idea what you were talking about
J: i thought something terrible had happened!
G: LOL
G: was it me or did she have a roll hanging out of the back of her dress?
J: yep
J: not just you
J: you beat me to it. i was fixing to say the same thing
G: well, good for her.
G: I guess
G: did you see Tina Fey on SNL last night?
J: i want him to win, btw…
G: okay
J: yes. i love her
J: i have to say, even if you don’t like Huckabee (myself included) he was pretty funny during Weekend Update.
G: yes, he was
G: that’s what I said to [fried]. Too bad he’s a nutjob
J: yeah. he was a really good sport.
J: yay!
G: *wohoo*
J: he was so good in that.
J: and so ugly. i think he’s kinda hot there!
G: LOL
G: yeah
G: that’s just rude!
J: my mom just told me that my dad “text mailed” me! LOL!
G: ROFL
J: I KNOW!
G: what did this text mail say?
J: i started laughing when i was typing it to you and had to hang up real quick.
J: LOL!!!
G: LOL
G: Cuz you know I”m really LOL for real
J: “[Friend] had a girl”
J: Me too!
J: between her text mails and eye tooth she keeps me on my toes!
G: LOL!
J: okay, see, if they didn’t have stupid stuff like this during the show we wouldn’t be here until midnight.
G: I know.,precisely
J: i bet she wishes she had put on makeup and not worn a tent now.
G: I sent you an e-mail
G: a contest you need to enter
G: she always looks lik ethat
G: freaky
J: i heard her say earlier that she has never even watched the academy awards before.
J: well i’ll get right on that contest
J: popsugar already has the Gary Busey video up
G: lol, ok
J: i want to be a part of the academy!
G: might as well be!
J: i know. i see all the movies anyway
G: exactly
G: man…..
G: I need a shower
G: well not need as in I stink
G: but need as in…I don’t wan tto do it in the morning.
G: okay, she’s cute & all but she’s not no freaking credibilty to be up there
J: yes, i know. they shoulda had her sing that first song and let Amy sing this
G: I was talking about Miley
G: I’m getting in the shower
J: ok
G: alright
G: much better
G: so far these awards have been surprises? Maybe that means yoru boyfriend will pull a surprise & win
J: that’d be nice, but if he does win it will be a HUGE surprise. I even think DDL will win.
G: well you’ll have to let me know because Flippy over here has the remote and we’re watching some crapola on CNN
J: okay. Collin Ferrel is on right now.
J: i’ll give you the play by play.
G: LOL, we’re on it for the moment
G: but then he’ll decide this song is a snoozer
J: well, for once he might be right
G: wow, Oliver was best picture? We have that on video, the boys watched it Thursday
J: Rocky was pest pic the year i was born
G: LOL
G: LOL, I’m looking at theis list. Like 1985 through the year Boy1 was born I saw all those pictures in the theater.
G: then like the next 2 years…Titanic shakespere in love. Saw it in the theater. The ONLY picture I saw the whole year in a theater.
J: LOL… guess you picked good ones to see!
J: i’ve seen all the best pic nominees this year exept for Atonement.
J: no life. i know
G: yeah
J: she is so not pregnant [Nicole kidman] G: LOL
G: she’s probably up to a size 2 now
J: yeah
J: i know. they’ll let him go on forever because he’s old.
J: and i have to be at work early tomorrow and should be in bed by now!
G: LOL
G: because he’ll be dead soon enough
J: oh, i didn’t see that was him dancing across the stage
G: I wasn’t watching
G: I was trying to stay awake
J: he was in Love Actually
J: i think… no he wasn’t
J: nevermind. just looks like that guy.
G: I’m trying to remember
G: how embarassing
J: oh, poor girl! didn’t get to thank anyone
G: I know.
G: well now pressure to say something amazing.
J: this show is never going to end
G: nope
G: as soon as there’s a commercial I”m goin gto blowdry
J: and i’m going to pee
G: ok
G: now I’m hungry
J: lol
G: Vince needs to know if you all had fun last night
G: “Who are you chatting with?”
G: J
G: “Did they have fun last night?”
G: Um, I don’t know.
G: “She didn’t say?”
G: Now he’s paranoid. LOL. Nobody likes me……
J: LOL! We had a really good time. Bob is excited about having pizza and the possiblity of playing the Wii…
J: just tell me if my boyfriend won so i can go to bed!
G: LOL. He can come any time to play the Wii
G: if he’s willing to be bossed
G: and beat by a 6 year old
J: i’m sure he’d love that!
J: he hates to lose.
G: LOL
G: We could have my mom over to beat him at bowling
J: LOL! that’d be awesome!
G: Boy2’s doing really well at the bowling though
J: yay.
J: my boyfriend is much cuter than him, but he acted his heart out in that movie.
G: well whatever
G: OH, I have to stay awake for Jimmy
G: they say he’s doing a “F-ing Ben Affleck” video
J: how funny! i’m gonna have to watch it on youtube.
J: I am going to CRY.
G: ?
J: I just wrote a big long post on my blog about Thailand, complete with pictures.
G: ugh
J: Hit the wrong friggen button.
J: it’s all gone.
G: ugh ugh
G: wordpress usually saves….is yours wordpress?
J: nope. blogger.
G: ah. Wordpress saves every 2 minutes
G: bummer
J: wait!
J: it’s there!
J: okay. now i’m going to bed.
G: ok
G: goodnight
J: nite
Popularity: 2% [?]
February 20th, 2008
J: i think i’m home!
G: ’bout stinkin’ time
J: i know. i’m watching idol from the first
J: i was in court until about 5:45.
J: then my mom & i went to dinner & Kohls. i got a sweater & a new nightie for $10.
G: hurry up, FF
G: catch up
J: i’m tryin!
G: I thought I was getting the flu. I feel horrible. But since I’ve been resting I actually feel better.
G: I’m not stuffy or sore throat or tummy ache or anything, just felt like I was hit by a truck.
J: i agree with Randy on the first girl… didn’t care for it. she has a good voice, but it wasn’t a good performance.
G: I think I’ve just gone non-stop for too long…..which it is partly my fault, shopping all day wasn’t a necessity.
J: ugh. i’m sorry.
G: so besides eating dinner I’ve been resting and I don’t feel as bad as I did earlier.
G: oh gosh, does this just mean I’m OLD? LOL.
G: hopefully I’ll just get a good sleep and feel better.
J: good. you need to probably rest. and, yep. sorry. but I’m right behind you. i went non stop today and i want to just go to bed right now.
G: I haven’t liked anyone so far tonight.
G: I mean it is all the same, no one has blown me away
G: the one youngest girl did the best
J: the plus size model is off pretty bad.
G: yeah
G: she was
G: the black girl that is just now finishing was better than average too but she still didn’t get me excited
J: I’m just listening to the song and then fast forwarding it.
J: Paula’s hair looks bad tonight
G: very
J: this Alaina Whitaker sounds pretty good. the blonde singing “i love you more today than yesterday…:
G: is she the curly haired one?
J: oh, she’s the 16 year old
G: oh, ok…….the blond?
J: yes
G: ok
G: yeah
G: I need a cheat sheet for their names
J: i know. especially when we don’t get to watch it together
G: LOL
G: my cat’s breath smells like cat food
G: that’s a simpson’s quote….but it does. I just kissed him on the mouth. and he stinks
J: this rocker girl [Amanda] HAS to go
G: oh man, I know
G: I do NOT like her
G: she’s like an OLD Gretchen WIlson
J: i haven’t understood a word she said
G: she looks 50 and dirty
J: and her hair looks so stupid
G: I know
G: she could be a rocker without a skunk stripes
J: what the heck is this song?
G: these girls are all really pretty
G: um…
G: I think it was more a blues song
J: baby please don’t go is all i can understand
G: down to New Orleans
J: these judges are on crack
G: like Van Morrison did it
G: all men have done it
G: not a chick song
J: i heart simon though
G: I know
G: on the black girl he said what I did…….
G: Paula & Randy liked her
J: don’t like the “where the boys are” girl
G: I remember the song……
G: oh, yes, she was pretty too but not good
G: at all
G: blah
J: oh, Bob tried to argue with me about who was the best guy was last night. he tried to put down my 16 year old man.
G: *rolls eyes*
J: or boy
G: LOL
G: uh oh
J: you know it’s bad when Paula can only talk about how pretty you are & how much the camera loves you.
G: LOL
J: this curly hair blonde is singing a song that one of the guys sang last night.
J: she needs to eat a hamburger
G: I fell asleep at about 1/2 way last night
J: well he did much better than she did
G: okay the other black girl…she’s cute, I really like her. The one whose dad died. She’s doing well but she keeps blacking up the song and adding extra notes. LOL.
J: this Kady is pretty good (groovy kind of love)
J: and she’s really pretty
G: very
G: she’s just blah though. All these songs suck
J: they’re all pretty. i think you said that earlier
G: they need to hire me to help with song selections that are showy
G: yes, I did. and they are.
J: well yeah. 60’s music? Puleeze
G: I’d hate to be the ugly girl there. LOL
G: why do you build me up…..buttercup baby, just to let me down…
J: i don’t like the Asia’h girl
J: she’s the one whose dad just died, right?
G: yes.
J: she sang good but i just don’t like her for some reason.
G: I think she’s cute.
J: maybe it’s the earrings that are bigger than her head.
G: LOL
G: see what Bob thinks about her.
J: hmph.
J: i’m almost caught up. i’m on the asian girl with the stupid looking hair.
G: ok
G: she….I don’t know. She did well, but she still didn’t float my boat
J: yeah, she’s doing okay but i don’t like her tone.
J: okay. i’m caught up. now i have to start watching stupid commercials.
G: ok
G: this girl I like too
G: I think
J: yeah, me too.
G: If I remember correctly
G: LOL
G: *subject to change
J: she’s the one who was sick in holly wood
G: is your weather supposed to be nasty down there tonight?
J: yeah, i think so
G: What does [weather man whose name G likes to say] say? LOL
J: LOL
G: right now weather.com is just showing 40-50% chance thru 8am
J: is she off a bit or is it me?
J: maybe i’m just not paying good attention
G: um……..I din’t ntoice but I liked her a LOT
J: thanks randy!
G: I was going to say pitchy too. LOL
G: Because he says that 9/10 times
J: that’s true
G: back to the weather, it better move out by Friday morning, I have an appt with [hair stylist]
J: she has some pretty white teeth
G: if I can’t make it I’m afraid I’ll pull a Britney and shave my head
J: please don’t do that
J: not everyone looks good bald.
G: it’s so awful.
G: I just have to keep it all curled up to hide the ends
G: the nasty split ends
G: and I did a root touch up on my roots a couple weeks ago but it’s washed out now
J: okay, so everyone is better than everyone last year. i think they are all even better than whoever won last year.
J: except for sanjaya or course
G: LOL
G: sorry, I was washing my face
J: now i agree with him about the mic technique. i was going to mention how i wish she wouldn’t pull her mic away from her face all the time.
G: Well I wasn’t watching most of the time
G: I agree with Simon, I could live w/o that song
J: yeah, but she did a good job
G: I think it’son my Tony Bennett cd….OLD
G: yes, she’s good
G: she’s really good
J: i think she’s my fav
J: she’s going to be the sanjaya of this year
G: LOL
G: probably
G: big news in [town] today?
G: FIRE AT MCD’s!!!!!!!1
J: NO
G: good thing they’re next to the firestation!
J: LOL!
G: I heard they’d be closed for a few days
G: I went thru this AM to get a diet coke
G: I’m out at [work] and couldn’t stand getting out of the car
G: which any time a business catches fire, either Vince or I or both have just been there!!
J: were you there when it happened?
G: no, it was after I left
G: there is once again, NOTHING on
J: man, i am so tired!
G: Ghost Hunters
G: as long as I haven’t seen it already
G: otherwise it might be news
G: no, I haven’t seen it.
G: haven’t
G: Oh, did you get that e-mail FWD I sent today?
J: http://tv.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=301697>1=7703
J: the one about God and the bridge?
G: yes
J: yes, i got it but i must admit i didn’t forward it… was it sasquatch on the bridge?
G: oh yeah, didn’t I show you that? There are badges you can get for your Myspace or whatever to “Save FNL” on the Best Week Ever site. ………….oh well now that I scroll down they’re telling you that.
G: well from what I read somewhere there are other networks interested in picking it up
J: well someone better!
G: well I can’t tell you now if it was Sasquatch or not. I bet you’re dying to know!!!!!!!
G: LOL
G: NO, but I had to send it BACK to [G’s Friend] b/c she was the one that sent it to me. You know I NEVER send that crap BTW.
G: she writes me back, “Okay, of all the things I thought I’d see, I was sure it would be Sasquatch too!!”
G: OMG! I’ve never told any of my other friends (well, now I told her….when I wrote back ) that you and I have a Sasquatch infatuation.
J: LOL!
G: we might really get a Sasquatch Hunters chapter going.
J: i think we should!
J: i told Bob i wanted him to start a t-shirt company and his first shirt should be “I heart Sasquatch”.
J: “well, who would buy it besides you and G?
J: now i can tell him [G’s Friend] might!
G: totally
G: he needs to watch those documentaries! I bet he’d sell the hell out of I Heart Sasquatch tank tops!
J: LOL! maybe WE should start a tank top line so we’d make the money.
G: even better idea.
J: Christina Aguliara’s boobs make me hurt.
G: oh, you’re telling me
G: I don’t know how she’s not springing leaks
G: OMH, I was reading an obit in the [local paper] and it said the “donations can be made to…..THE HILLARY CLINTON ELECTION FUND”
G: What in the EFF? Seriously?? One, I’m not doing it. not that I know the dude but if I did? No freaking way…so right there you’re pissin’ people off.
G: and TWO, okay, so you lived a nice long healthy life so you don’t have a pet project….surely you’ve loved someone with cancer or heart disease or something. Give it to something rather than advertising for THAT crazy bitch which is money just thrown away.
G: People are idiots
J: LOL!!!
J: i think i’m going to have to go to bed. i had a BAD day today and i’m ready for it to be tomorrow!
G: ok
G: I”m not far behind. I’m IN bed, pajamas, with the lights off, just need to put the laptop away.
G: you should probably EXIT your messenger so I don’t IM your mom tomorrow. I came *this close* today thinking it was you getting online before I remembered she was up here. LOL
J: LOL! it automatically comes up when i turn my computer on. that would be funny though. she wouldn’t know what was going on!
G: oh, I can exit mine so it doesn’t do that.
G: I know I was thinking I could say I was someone else with a G name and say pervy things to her but then I remembered it has our screen name at the top still.
J: LOL!
G: my dog, I mean cat, just brought me a stick
J: awww how sweet
G: you need to show your mom that video….make Madison look bad.
G: I gotta start teaching her other things. TOo bad I don’t have the piano.
J: you could be on an amazing pets show
G: I know, I thought about that but she wouldn’t like the travel.
J: well, and i was going to ask if she would buckle under the pressure of millions of people watching her
G: LOL
G: that could be too
J: okay. gotta go to bed.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
J: nite
G: goodnight
Popularity: 2% [?]
February 19, 2008
G: Honey, I’m home
G: and my word, I’m tired
G: do you realize I have, let’s see………….11 more years of this ahead of me?
J: yep.
J: at least you’re doing it when you’re young. imagine doing it in your 40’s like i’ll have to!!!!!!!!!
G: LOL
G: maybe your kids will be nerds and not play sports?
G: Not sure why I didn’t encourage that more.
J: my kids are NOT going to be nerds!
G: LOL…..trust me…..it can’t all be bad.
G: stay at home doing nothing on cold winter evenings.
G: Okay, do you know [kid]?
J: i don’t think so… should I? is he a nerd+
J: ?
G: No. LOL
G: he’s a kid in [boy1's friend's] class.
G: he’s only about 4 months older than Boy1 but he’s in 6th
G: his dad is bigger than Vince
G: and [kid] is HUGe
G: I mean not just tall but huge. wide.
G: there was a kid a HEAD taller than him.
G: I mean [kid] has never had anyone stuff him (well, maybe his dad?) or ever had a kid bigger than him……
G: his mom has to bring his birth certificate to baseball games b/c parents think he’s older
J: lol!
J: Obama won in Wisconsin
G: I saw that….Vince had it on CNN but Hillary was talking
G: so I made him change it
J: we’re watching The Office
G: Vince has it on Superman Returns.
G: which we own
G: I told him we’re changing it in 4 minutes.
J: i’m gonna go take a bath & shave my legs. i might fall asleep in the tub, though.
G: ok
G: tomorrow night you and Vince get to chat during AI. he’s Mr. comments
J: oh i had plenty of comments. simon & i agreed on everything.
J: i’m in love with the 17 year old cutie.
G: Hopefully I’ll be asleep by the time he sings
G: hopefully Vince will be asleep too
G: b/c he’s flipping channels and pissin’ me off.
J: um, how is a deaf person going to compete on Dancing with the Stars? is there something i don’t know?
G: she can feel the vibrations
J: yeah, that’s true. i remember when Heather what’s her name was Miss America she danced that way.
G: Vince is dying to know what Chakizie’s last name is. if I even spelled that right
J: it’s something with “izie” in it i think
G: So, I think I have a new F21 ordering partner.
G: I got some of their basic LS t’s
G: and I had it on yesterday and [G’s Friend] was saying she wanted some like that. I mean I’ve been TELLING her forever. And she’s been in the store but the store is so head spinning with all that crap piled together.
G: so I e-mailed her the page w/ all the colors and she’s sent me a list of other stuff she wants too.
G: “Let me know if you want me to order on my own, I just thought we’d save on shipping.” Oh honey, we NEVER pay shipping.
J: LOL!
J: well i’m glad you got her since they started working on my F21 on Monday!
G: Oh, I know what I need to be shopping for…….
G: a padded cushion with a back on it for all the long nights we have a head of us of sitting on bleachers.
J: yeah, that would be a wise investment for you. you should get some [business] ones made
J: okay, i gotta go to sleep. i’m up past my bedtime!
G: okay, good night. I’ll be home tomorrow night.
J: i will talk to you tomorrow night. unless i’m in court until midnight. i think we’ve got 15 cases on the dockett.
G: Ugh. good luck. HOpe they go quickly
G: Moooooooon River……..sucks ass
J: yeah, me too! but at least i won’t be stuck in the office all day so I’m not complaining! except for the fact i have to sit on an unpadded church bench all day!
J: dude, i know!
G: ugh
J: there wasn’t anyone that was terrible, but there were some not so great performances.
G: so far I’m not impressed
G: no one is exciting me
J: i think after what’s his name it kinda picked up.
G: ok…..good
J: okay. nite!
G: nite
Popularity: 2% [?]
February 18, 2008
J: OMG. I want to poke my eyes out! Foster Parents are useless!!!
G: *rolls eyes*
G: I’d sign up for it but you know I beat my kids.
J: LOL!!
J: i’d place all the problem children with you
J: did you have fun shopping?
G: LOL
G: yeah, we did
G: not enough time to get it all done!!!
G: we spent like an hour & a half in TJ Maxx
G: the one in [town]….and yes, I know this is horrible…..is not picked over by Mexicans like the one by you.
G: of course, ask me what I bought for MYSELF
G: I’m waiting for you to ask……….
J: what did you buy for YOURSELF???
G: LOL, I had to go fix Boy2’s MP3
G: the time was incorrect
G: I bought ONE t-shirt like to work out in
J: AND
G: an adidas or something
G: period.
G: oh well I bought 3 baking dishes
J: are you serious? did you buy something for anyone else?
G: yes
G: I bought the boys TONS of shirts.
G: okay, well this is just TJ Maxx
G: but the only other thing I bought for myself was Sephora
G: makeup–not fun, just necessity
G: I did’t really realize it til I got home
J: well i got a dress at JCP for $3.97- and it was one that i had tried on to wear to the wedding.
G: I bought the boys some Ralph Lauren shirts and Boy2 a plaid RL jacket (like light blazer type)
G: and then I got them 6 shirts and 2 pairs of sweats at Children’s Place for $49
G: I went to Ann Taylor b/c I have that GC. Nothing.
G: Banana Republic…nothing. Plus I”m off on them because the two sweaters I got there in KC have fallen apart.
G: I could’ve bought a F21 wardrobe for the cost of those!
G: Had to return stuff to F21 but saw NOTHING
G: White House Black Market…nada
G: and then I got 8 glasses at Williams Sonoma that are super cute/cool but again, not really for ME
G: what Happened to Ann Taylor Loft BTW?? gosh, 10 years ago 90% of my wardrobe was from there. Now I feel like it’s too old lady.
G: Oh, I did see a bathing suit I LOVED LOVED at Dilalrds but alas, not my sizes
J: I’ve found a few cute skirts at Ann Taylor but that’s about it. i’m with you, though. most of the stuff looks too old.
J: I’ve never been to “Dilalrds” but whatever
G: :-p
J: lol
J: so, i found my ring at Zales, btw.
J: it’s called the Beverly Hills Princess ring
G: they don’t even have SHOES I like
J: man, you just struck out!
J: i did get a pillow at target
G: woohoo
G: oh and there was a princess cut ring at Rogers Jewelers at Pinnacle
J: that’s what i want. princess cut.
J: and evidentially he already knows what he’s getting me for my birthday. and he wants to go to someplace nice. i’m sure that’s half my gift.
J: i’m kinda hungry.
G: not me. I won’t tell you what I had for dinner though
G: Bwahahaha [Link]
J: what did you have for dinner??
G: chicken fried steak
J: YUMMY.
J: oh lord. she is so stupid.
J: Heidi
G: incredibly
G: I guess they’re news because they’re so pathetic?
J: i guess
G: do you still order Mary Kay stuff?
J: no
J: do you want something? i still have some stuff.
G: microderm
G: just the tube, not the after stuff
J: i’ve got one that i never use. i should but i don’t.
J: i’ll let you have it.
G: I scraped mine to the very last drop
G: ok
G: thanks
J: now the fun will be finding it!
G: LOL
G: Well [lady] sells MK but I don’t want to pay full price. LOL!!!!!!!
J: i don’t blame you
G: ROFL [link]
J: LOL!
J: okay. finally. i’m done working.
J: what sucks is that the on call worker gets time & a half for this… i get squat.
G: that sucks
J: yeah, well, at least i’ve just been on the phone. she’s actually having to deal with people
G: LOL
J: man. i am so tired and my tummy hurts. i think i’ve had too many nerds tonight.
G: oh man
G: you can’t have too many nerds
J: um, i think i did!
J: i have to go to the dentist tomorrow
G: you should NOT be eating nerds then
J: yes, i know.
J: well, i’m going to go brush & floss and go to bed. gotta be nice & clean for the dentist tomorrow.
J: so i’ll talk to you manana. Nite!
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February 17, 2008
J: whatcha doin?
G: oh the usual….yelling
J: glad to see nothin’ new
J: i’m watching my boyfriend HP
G: yeah, Boy2 just changed the channel and we were all sitting here watching something
G: AND they’re playing chess
G: and fighting over that
J: at least tomorrow is a school day
G: woohoo
J: i don’t have to work tomorrow.
G: there were some snow flurries earlier. I was cursing the sky
G: [G’s Friend] & I are going shopping again. she’s off too.
J: that’ll be fun. i’m going to pick up my mom
G: oh yeah?
G: my mom said earlier, “YOu know how to play chess?? Wow!”
G: you mean you believe that?
G: and Boy2 is just making up shit.
G: “I don’t think you really know how to play chess!”
G: so how’d your boyfriend do for V-day?? Or were the flowers your only present?
J: nope. just the flowers. but he got me a sweet card.
J: so, here’s something silly that sucks about being single.
J: So, I’m hungry for a hot dog. So i go to WM and buy 8 hot dog buns, 8 turkey dogs and a can of chili.
G: LOL
G: you should’ve just gone to sonic
J: chances are the remaining hot dog buns are going to go bad because i can only have so many hotdogs. and luckily the chili only cost .$37 ’cause 3/4 of the can is still in the pan.
G: which I had for lunch and it didn’t settle
J: well, i thought about it, but i decided a turkey dog would be a little better for me.
J: i forgot how mean this lady in pink is!
G: lol
J: i have so many freakin’ remotes and i never can find the one i need!
G: that’s how I feel about USB cords
J: G. Can you imagine spending $27,000 on a wedding???
G: never
J: so i’m making it my new mission to find shirts for Bob to put into his “rotation”
G: LOL
J: he had a good idea for a new game for you & me… we should try to guess which of his, oh, six or seven shirts he’ll be wearing when he gets here.
G: ROFL
G: that would be fun
G: photograph them all
J: that’s what he said!
G: LOL, big fun
G: [article of police called to school thinking there was a shooting when it was a nail gun on nearby construction]
J: LOL
J: that’s funny
G: oh yeah, but of course, I know nothing about this…3pm my car door opens and the boys pile in…”MOM! We had a lock down today!!!!!”
G: “There was a MURDERER with a NAIL GUN loose!”
J: LOL!!!
G: Boy2: “no, it was just a practice”
G: Boy1: “NO! We saw the police cars out the window!!!!!”
G: Okay, now common sense tells me first of all, to have a nail gun…well those big loud nail guns are hooked up to air compressors
G: so was he like dragging it behind him?
G: and why weren’t the parents notified?
G: Boy1 said kids were crying…….
G: not him
J: of course not
G: he doesn’t care
J: well i’d be crying too
G: no really……..well his friend [name] was. and by the time I’ve turned around and am back by the elementary end of the middle school I SEE Boy1’s teacher standing out at [kid]’s Mom’s truck talking to her….okay…so part of the story makes sense
G: although Boy2 was just like “It was jsut a drill.”
G: which is when Boy1 says “NO! there were police!!!!”
G: “Well Mr. [janitor] said it was not for real.”
G: I think he probably said false alarm
J: i need to find me 16 hours so i can listen to my HP audio book.
G: OMG, I’m gonna punch Vince over $9
G: on my GOOD camera, the TWO pairs of rechargeable batteries won’t charge any more
G: so I haven’t been able to use it
G: and I went into best buy to buy more and they acted like they didn’t know what I was talking about
G: UM, I bought the freaking camera here thank you.
G: and this other camera he got me takes horrible pics
G: always blurry
G: “Why aren’t you using your good camera then?”
G: *rolls eyes*
G: So he acts like ordering these batteries would make us go live in a box.
G: I just pulled up the sony site and they’re NINE dollars
J: *rolls eyes*
G: NO EFFING WAY
G: they want to charge $9.78 for shipping
G: on 2 AA batteris
J: good grief!
J: i want this for my birthday
G: good luck
J: yeah, i know.
G: ROFL…….
J: i did tell him what size i wear this weekend…
G: If I throw Girl cat’s toy, she’ll jump like 3′ in the air to catch it. If Vince throws it, she’ll sit there and just catch it when it lands on her
J: LOL!
G: did he ASK? or did you just throw that information out
J: no, i just threw it out. he was playing with my ring finger talking about how little it is and i just casually said, “it’s a size 6″
J:
G: *giggle*
G: Sweet Home Alabama is on FYI….your girlfriend Vince is watching it
J: i know. i watched it for a while but started saying the lines and decided i’ve seen it one too many times. it was hard for me to turn it, but i did.
G: I’m getting in the shower
J: okay
G: nevermind, NOT a shower
G: we’ve been patching the hole in the shower AGAIN
J: fun
G: which Vince got mad at me for saying last night in front of everyone while water is pouring in the ceiling of [Friends]
G: well, he caulked it tons today
G: now in my personal caulking experience–which I did last week all around the shitty floor trim he did
G: it doesn’t take hours and hours and hours to dry
G: but he had to come running upstairs like I had set the house on fire
G: so I washed my hair in the sink
G: ad I’ll get up at 6 and take a bath
J: ugh.
G: which I COULD go downstairs but it’s ass cold down there and I’m just pissed anyway
J: i don’t blame you. i hate getting out of the shower into a freezing cold bathroom.
G: b/c it’s above that concrete floor down there….it’s always freezing this time of year
J: dr. romano is on ugly betty.
J: and he’s a jerk on this show as well.
G: butthead
J: Bob called… (his friend who got married) dad died. i’m so sad. he was so kind while we were there.
G: oh gosh! how sad!!
G: Was he ill?
J: well, two days before the wedding he got put in the hospital and they thought there was something wrong with his heart but they let him out so he could go to the wedding.
J: when he went for his check up they wanted him to go to [city in Far Away Foreign Country] for more tests. well, i guess while they were there they discovered he had lung cancer. i think he went a lot faster than they thought he would.
G: Vince’s trying to talk me into having a piece of pizza downstairs
J: aren’t you mad at him?
G: yeah
J: lol
G: but see, then look [Bob's friend's] dad died……..and see how quick……I do’t want to waste my time being mad.
G: And I’m watching Castaway which is sad
J: omg. that is so true.
G: I’m not usually that sappy, I”m too stubborn
G: he’s not making it easy
G: I decided on the pizza
G: “Get me a beer.”
G: ………
G: raised eybrow
G: “Now?
G: ….
G: “Woman?”
G: “Hurry I’m thirsty?”
G: then I was down there, “Nevermind, I’m tired.”
G: Or were you afraid I’d spit in it…..again. bwahahaha
J: LOL!!!!
G: I have to say, I’m hooked on the Scott Baio show
G: I already saw the one on now earlier
G: but I almost cried
J: why?
G: it was so sweet. With his new baby
J: awww
G: he was so freaked out until the last minute about having a baby–which I realize is edited for drama–but it was like the second he saw her it all changed
J: awww. how sweet.
G: I”m going to blowdry. If you’re gone before I come back, good night, otherwise BRB.
J: okay.
J: i’m going to actually stay up past 10 tonight since i don’t have to work tomorrow!
G: oh right
G: woohoo, party animal
J: i’m tellin’ ya. i was just thinking, “man, i sure am tired…”
G: gotta keep up with your clock
J: yeah, i know.
J: i’m so excited that my mom is coming tomorrow
G: good!
G: how long is she staying
J: until friday i think.
J: i’m meeting them in [town].. crap! i can’t forget to get some cash for the tolls!
G: OMG, I cleaned out a bag of money out of my console.
G: pennies mostly
J: give it to Boy2
J: he’d love it
G: I know, I picked it up later and I swear it was 1/2 gone. He promises he didn’t take it.
G: I’m kinda achy.
G: I better not be getting sick.
G: my back & joints
J: ugh
G: [G’s Friend] had strep last week.
G: and they gave her codeine it was so painful.
G: I wonder if SHE had mumps?
G: I’ll have to delve deeper into her symptoms
J: ugh. i know how she felt!
G: anyway, she hallucinates on codeine
G: and has nightmares. But it was so bad she’d rather have nightmares than be in pain.
J: i don’t blame her!
J: this bride is going to fold 1000 oragami cranes.
J: and she’s going to have no flowers.
J: it’s an outside wedding…
J: wedding coordinator: “if it’s bright the sun is going to be in all your guest’s eyes.”
J: bitch bride: “Um, i don’t care.”
G: LOL
J: she just spent $500 on a tiara!
G: oy
J: not me.
J: wow. i can’t remember the last time i was up this late!
G: LOL
G: I’m getting ready to give it up myself
J: well, i am too.
J: i’m going to try to watch the end of this show…
J: try being the key word.
G: LOL
J: okay. i’m going to bed now. i feel like such a youngster.
G: LOL
G: good night
J: have fun shopping tomorrow. i’ll talk to you tomorrow night!
J: nite
G: okay! thanks
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February 15, 2008
J: i’m watching a 90210 from like 1987
G: LOL. That’s sad.
G: and I don’t think that show is THAT old
J: maybe not, but still. it’s old.
J: did you show Vince that video?
G: yeah
G: oh I showed everyone.
G: Sent it to everybody
J: yay!
G: Vince was here when he saw it…..
G: “Oh G!!!!! That’s horrible!!”
G: ME? Where did I get this SICK sense of humor???
G: [Friend] said, “I bet his dick looks tiny.”
J: LOL!
J: well, when they [co-workers] were telling me about it i told them that it couldn’t be real and that it had to be photoshopped.
G: LOL!
G: not in a video
J: i know. i didn’t know it was a video at first.
J: i forgot to send it to myself. will you send it to me. i gotta show Bob.
G: Okay!!
G: yahoo? sbc? do you have a preference?
J: yahoo. the 76 one. i don’t even have the sbc one anymore.
G: oh, ok…..well I never send anything to it but when I was talking about SBC addresses the other night…you insinuated you still had it! LOL….I thought I was missing out then.
G: I’m getting ready to eat….bb in a few…
J: did you hear about this woman who is suing Best Buy for $54 million because they lost her lap top?
G: ok! NO! I would totally sue them too!!!
G: for at least that!
J: i know. at first i was wondering about it but when she explained why i totally understand.
G: what are you doing tonight?
J: i dunno. Bob’s on his way and we’re gonna go eat then probably go to bed early ’cause we’re old and by 9:30 are both ready to go to sleep!
G: trying to find a movie to watch
G: we’ve sen everything we own
G: I just started a fight though
J: fun!
J: about what?
G: Vince’s going to run to video store
G: and he needed some cash
G: so I told him to check my wallet
G: and then he got smart & called me moneybags b/c I had a $20 in there
G: “well that’s what’s left of my birthday money that I was going to spend on myself but it keeps disappearing!”
G: “I was just joking…” but I made him feel bad
G: Since I DIDN”T GET ANY PRESENTS and now I can’t even buy myself a present
J: well, it’s true!
G: it is! I told you the coat wasn’t coming til march?
J: yeah
G: well then he got another letter saying that “We tried to charge your card but it was declined…..”
G: A few weeks ago there was some $160 charge on his AmEx……
G: for like online USPS postage–international……
G: which I don’t even have that card #…..if I were forced to use USPS.
G: so he called and they sent him a new card…….WITH THE SAME NUMBER
G: because Fred in India couldn’t understand the problem
J: i heart fred
G: so then he got a call a few days later saying someone was trying to charge computers to it!
G: so the lady was PISSED that “Fred” didn’t get it fixed right.
G: so yeah, now that acct is closed. But as far as I can tell, the letter is still laying on the computer cabinet in the kitchen
G: so I’m not holding my breath.
J: so, i’m watching this Platinum Wedding show… they had “coctail hour” with seven different food stations and then had a sit down dinner as well.
G: nice
J: don’t be expecting that at my wedding. we’re having little smokies and mini quiche
G: if you weren’t having 1000 people, we could make food ourselves…….
G: oh not WE, um me and other people…..not you, too much pressure
J: LOL
G: earlier there was like a Best of Bridzillas
G: you could do a cheeseball
J: LOL!
J: i could do one of each cheeseball
G: oh boy, call from the video stores……
G: “We can’t agree.”
G: “What do they want?”
G: they can’t decide
J: did he really expect a unanimous decision?
G: how am I supposed to help here?
J: so have you seen Across the Universe yet?
G: nope
J: well i tried to watch it on the plan and couldn’t get into it.
J: but [coworker] sent his copy home with me so i’m going to try to watch it again.
J: i may have to stop watching Ugly Betty.
J: America Fererra is campaigning for Hillary.
G: I saw that
G: and the stuff she said was stupid
G: Oh, did you hear that Hillary song KKITM was playing this AM?
J: no
G: oh lord, it’s reason right there….
G: looking…..
G: the video is 100x worse too
G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
G: they just kept playing this over and over and ripping it
G: “Apparently she’s given up on the youth vote”
J: OMG. that is the stupidest thing i have ever seen.
G: at 2:36 they show her talking to a retarded person!
J: oh, man. i didn’t get that far. i’ll have to go back.
G: I didn’t this AM either.
G: Rook said the video responses were funny but I’m not seeing them now!
G: oh sorry, it wasn’t at 2:36…that’s the entire length
G: I was mesmerized with stupidity
J: lol.
G: 1:48
J: yeah, i just saw it
J: oh, lord.
G: why do we care if Celine Dion likes Hillary???? is she American?
J: exactly!
J: and you know what? when they had that 9/11 fundraiser show she sang America the Beautiful. She doesn’t even belong to America. Let an American sing that song! i’ve been peeved about that for how many years now??? :0d
G: there was a pug humping another dog IN the liquor store
G: and then the owner brought them outside
G: and the boys saw it
G: and had their windows down
G: and cheered them on.
G: okay, there’s channel comments here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Hillary4UandMe
G: “I’m reminded of cheesy videos form Sunday School letting me Jesus was cool”
G: “No wonder the world hates the US. Look at the shit we do”
J: i wish Bob would hurry. i’m hungy.
G: so last night after you left Vince started talking in his sleep
G: I typed it out and e-mailed it to him……
G: YOU: Do you see that?
Me: What?
YOU: Over by the pool table…that sign.
Me: Uh huh.
YOU: That mmmmmphhhh sign
Me: What?
YOU: That Murphy sign
Me; Oh yeah, that’s cool. Do you want it?
YOU: No.
Me: Do you want a hot dog?
YOU: No.
Me: Do you want a taco?
YOU: No.
Me: Do you want to have sex?
YOU: No
Me: Fair enough.
J: LMAO!!!!
G: he e-mailed me this morning…..
G: “Are you serious??”
G: Yeah, would I make that up?
G: “Sorry.”
G: “Are you sorry for talking or sorry for turning down sex?”
J: lol!
G: then later when he called he said “how many people did you forward that to?”
G: None! Me? never!
G: I’ll just copy & PASTE it to everyone!
J: LOL!
J: so, do you have a movie yet?
G: Meet hte Robinsons
J: ah, well have fun with that.
G: well I do’nt mind…..I mean how many movies ARE there we can all stand to watch?
J: that’s true
J: whoo hoo! i’m goin’ to eat. ttyl!
G: bye
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