Not Quite Fascinating

G: woman! where’d you go off to?
J: nowhere. i just got home.
G: your IM came on like oh gosh..7?
G: but I had stuff going on.
G: and I thought maybe you left
G: but you were still there.
J: really? i got home around 7:45 or so
G: well, I was talking to [name]….
G: and I saw someone on my list so I didn’t see the name….
G: and then I looked at my list and your name was on there.
G: and it is 8:45 right now BTW…so did you just get home or did you get home an hour ago missy?? Get your story straight!
J: G, i don’t think i want to marry Bob.
G: why because you can’t find a dress? Or are you serious??????
J: i think i’m serious.
G: talk to me…. what are you thinking?
J: i don’t know.
J: i just wonder if i said yes because i’m afraid of the alternative, you know?
J: and there’s a bazillion other things going on in my mind that i can’t even process.
G: well didn’t you want that before you said yes??
G: and didn’t you want this period? this is why you were still with him?
G: do you think it’s cold feet? or are you really freaking out? when did you start thinking this?
J: honestly, i get this way any time i talk about the wedding. i don’t know what the deal is.
J: and i’m trying really hard not to be a drama queen or anything. i swear that’s not my intentions here.
G: I know. well, I mean you don’t want to figure this out a year from now
G: I’m trying to think of something profound
G: Boy1 is still not back from basketball
J: who is he with?
G: [G’s Friend]
G: who had told me she wasn’t going…….
G: but then [her husband] said, “Yes we are”
G: so they were going
G: and then [her husband] had a 6pm meeting and couldn’t go
G: so I asked if Boy1 could go home with her. Not ride the bus alone
G: b/c that was the only reason I was letting him go in the 1st place (w/us not going) because [her kids] were going to be on the bus.
G: okay, but I still haven’t solved your life problems yet.
G: so you didn’t just have this panic today? you’ve been having it?
G: and where are you in your cycle? are you having a PMS freak out instead?
J: no. no PMS freak out.
J: i’m sure everything will be fine.
G: well you don’t want it to be “fine”
G: do you want me to stop interrogating you?
G: Well, if it makes you feel any differently, Boy2 told my aunt tonight how you were marrying Bob so “Now I can call him UNCLE BOB!”
J: that’s so sweet.
G: but don’t marry him because of that. Because we’ll tell him he can call him uncle Bob no matter what.
G: But you know what, kids are good judges of character
G: and Boy2 doesn’t like him because he has to.
J: i know. and that’s what’s so hard. Bob is a great guy. and i do love him.
J: and i’m sure i’m just being stupid.
J: >>> subject change<<<<
J: want to see the dresses i liked?
G: SURE
G: okay stupid. LOL
J: dress
J: dress
G: okay, I don’t love the skirt on the 1st one
G: it looks like you’re going to a cotillion or something
G: whatever that is.
G: but I love the 2nd one
J: yeah, i wasn’t crazy about it until i put it on.
J: and yes, the 2nd one is my favorite.
J: so what do you know about [name]s photography? good and bad. i know him from church, but don’t know much about his “skills”
G: when we quit going to [other photographer]  we went to him a few times
G: he did an ‘ok’ job
G: it was cheaper but nothing spectacular
J: well, [name] will be about $1000 and he will be about $300
J: but i don’t want to go with cheap on my pictures
G: the one of the two boys that’s on my table behind the nose picking photo…he took that…
G: and of course kids portraits vs. wedding photos
G: not the same
G: It seems like the ones I’ve seen were pretty generic. Does he have any on his site
G: I’m trying to think of the place I loved in [town[......
G: I'm thinking........
G: if they do weddings
G: it's on Olive Street
J: well, i asked [name] (haven’t been able to talk to her yet) about just doing the ceremony because between you, [friend] & a couple of Bob’s friends we’ll have plenty of really good cameras there and i don’t necessarily want any posed photos at the reception.
G: well but she does awesome candid.
J: yeah, i know. that’s the thing.
G: I would rather have someone else do the posed crap and have HER do the candids.
J: if we just had cake at the reception i’d have plenty of money for pictures!!!
G: Boy1 is STILL not home.
G: have you called [G’s Friend]?
G: no
G: I should
J: um, yeah
G: but I figure as soon as I call
G: she’ll be coming down the road
J: probably.
G: on the way up the hill from [hicktown]
J: good. i was getting a little worried
J: seriously.
G: well, I was kinda sorta
G: but that’s my mother
G: she worries immediately
G: herself sick
G: so I’m trying really hard not to be her
J: yeah, my mom, too.
G: and reminding myself that I mean I picked [G’s Friend] OVER the bus….and trust her with my kids lives quite often. It’s not like ANY of the other parents.
J: exactly. but still you’re conscious of the time and everything.
G: oh yeah, and i KNEW it would be late…..
J: oh, well you never told me that!
J: geeze
G: LOL
G: well, the night we went to [town] it was 2 games
G: and we got home at 9:30
G: and this was 4 games
G: Okay, so I went to the basement today…….would you like to hear my adventures?
J: sure!
G: first back up a sec, did I tell you Vince is moving his office?
G: so I’m scouting for decor
J: yes
G: so I was digging around……
G: Boy1 is home
J: k
G: I found you a gift
J: oh yeah?
G: some sweet Hallmark bride & groom champagne glasses
G: not the flutes that are pretty
G: but those short squatty 80s champagne bowls
J: sweet
J: i can always count on you!
G: there’s more than one set too….
G: so if you accidntally break one
J: great!
G: you’re covered
G: oh, and I also found some sweet etched Bank glasses
J: sweet.
J: what do you think about this dress?
G: no
G: I know what it’s going to be.
G: LOL
G: I got the catalog today!
G: that’s what I keep meaning to ask you…if you got it. I want the dress on the cover
G: but OMG, $60 and it’s freaking Chadwicks!!!!!!!
J: no, i haven’t gotten it yet.
J: wow.
G: that dress will require spanx
J: yeah, that’s probably true. and you & kaleena are the only ones who should be wearing something like that.
G:  dress
G: I HEART IT
J: but, omg. let me tell you how FAT i looked in these wedding dresses. i seriously shed a tear.
J: that is so cute
G: trust me, I’m not looking too peachy keen …pasty, my arms are so flappy lately.
G: of course I”m eating right now.
G: we need to start reporting our meals to each other. Hold each other accountable
J: yes, we should! tomorrow. i had fried pickles at lunch today.
G: I told Vince I reaaaaaly LOVE that dress.
J: um, you never got your birthday present…
G: it could be my Easter dress if I order it now.
J: that’s true
G: yeah, we’re on the same page…..
J: or was it christmas?
G: and I said, “it could be my BIRTHDAYpresent”
G: “here’s my Amex card”
J: sweet!
G: Sweater Knit Ruffled Dress, CLOVER GREEN in 8 is on backorder This item has been added to your shopping bag. It’s expected to ship on 04/16.
J: you are kidding me!!!
G: WTF?!!!!!!!?????????
J: so, i’m really worried about the whole maternity bridesmaid’s dress.
G: did they have any in the store??
J: no.
J: and that one that we thought would work, well, looks like it might not.
J: it has a fitted dress underneath the flowy outside.
G: can you find them on the site?? because when I search for mat. bridesmaids dresses they come up but the page just takes you to the regular dress page
G: ah
J: well, i think i should probably go to bed. i have to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow.
G: ooh fun
G: I’m way behind……not even in bed yet….2 hours late.
J: wow. you’re usually in the bed way before me.
G: I know….damn that basketball
J: lol
J: okay, i’ll talk to you later. Nite!
J: LOL
J: i’m watching Chelsea Lately and she’s talking about joe francis getting out of jail… just in time for spring break.
G: LOL
G: she irritates the hell out of me
G: I don’t know WHY. I was trying to explain to [friend]. SHe didn’t know who she was
G: there’s some mom’s online show that has her and Jenny McCarthy and Leah Remini and they all 3 irritate me
J: yeah, she’s pretty annoying.
J: that’s actually one of the few funny things i’ve heard her say.
J: okay. i’m really going to bed now.
J: nite!
G: ok, good night

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G:  LINK
J: there is nothing on tv.
G: no
G: wife swap
G: ROFL
G: this show is so awful, I love it
J: i’m there now.
G: I’m uploading pics & video from last night…..in case you want to enjoy them later
J: of course
G: I want to smack all these people
J: me too. i hate body builders
G: ROFL……..
G: they were talking about ice cream in the kitchen
G: and I threw out something about how no one gave me any….just joking
G: but Boy1 said he’d bring me some…..
G: “no thanks, I’m good, you’ve been picking your nose I’m sure, I don’t need you touching my ice cream……”
G: he just went in there and washed his hands and then used the hand sanitizer and brought me some
G: HOLEEE CRAP, and none of them can find a PENCIL!
G: TWENTY MINUTES
G: looking for a pencil
J: awww… how sweet!
G: there’s reason right there to have kids….dessert fetcher
J: did i tell you about the popcorn [hairdresser] gave me yesterday? it was butter & pepper. It was SO good.
G: no
J: yes. it was really good.
G: [Watching American Idol] does that movie [Horton Hears a Who] need to be pimped so bad that you’ve got the star dressing as an elephant?
J: guess so
J: he’s too pretty to be a boy
G: yes
G: this is retarded
J: and i think the stripper is gay
G: yeah well……I think stripping at a GAY bar would probably hint to tha as well!
J: oh, was it a gay bar? i didn’t read that part!
G: please let Amanda go home tonight.
G: oh yeah!!
J: she won’t. simon loved her.
J: has jim carrey’s career really come to this???
G: The 24-year-old from Glendale, Ariz., once worked as an adult entertainer at Dick’s Cabaret in Phoenix, appearing fully nude and performing lap dances for the club’s “mostly male” clientele, strip club manager Gordy Bryan told the AP on Monday.
G: I know, that’s what I was wondering! If he’s doing it because he HAS to, poor guy.
J: these stupid musical numbers always look like they’ve been rehearsed approximatly 1.5 times.
J: OMG. sanjaya!
G: Oh, I wasn’t looking!
G: I saw a picture of him the other day though.
G: his hair was huge
J: well, i recognized his sister first.
J: hey, is there anything that I can do to help with the website? i feel bad that you’re doing it all!
J: well that was retarded.
G: okay, what part was retarded? I was running around.
J: oh, their stupid commercial
G: um……I’ll let you know about the site. I’m sure I”ll think of stuff.
J: ok
G: I’m trying to think how you coudl edit it from your computer.
G: only with Word but that would SOOOOOOO jack up the code. LOL
J: yeah, probably so…
G: no, Word does it’s own little code……. it’s awful.
G: it WOULD…no probably
G: WAH!!!!!!!!!!
J: i know
G: Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie…….
J: um, yeah
G: that’s just retarded
J: yeah
G: Vince said that too. “Sad”
J: I think I just want to elope.
G: Oh my HELL
J: what?
G: Vince isn’t following this
G: this is the bottom 3
G: right?
G: I’m asking you..
J: yep
G: because I left the room
G: “So he’s kicked off?”
G: NO
G: He’s in the BOTTOM 3
G: so does he get to go on tour?
G: YES
J: lol!
G: so what about that black girl?
G: SHE”S IN THE BOTTOM THREE
J: yep
G: “You’re mean!”
G: Dude we have been in here the same amount of time,
G: watching the same show
G: you don’t watch
G: and then I have to explain
G: if you give a flip, watch
J: that’s right!
G: Oh, now he’s rooting for her. LOL
J: finally. petsmart has a better commercial.
J: it starts in the pound… he says, “i don’t know how i got in here” and he’s looking all sad and then it shows him busting through the doors and says, “but i’ll never forget the day i got out” and shows him annoying a cat and rolling around in the yard.
G: LOL
G: It STILL makes me cry. ROFL
J: I know. Me too.
G: Did I tell you our VH concert was cancelled again?
J: no, but i heard they might be.
G: well, it came out like 2 weeks ago……like TMZ was reporting it
G: but no one would confirm it
G: Ticketmaster didn’t know anything about it
J: oh, well that’s nice
G: well, now they have, just as of yesterday or Monday.
J: how nice of them.
G: did you do you ecard test? Who did you get?
J: Yes.
J: Will Smith!
G: LOL
J: if you got george i’m gonna be mad!
G: *giggle*
J: are you serious???
G: LOL, yes, that’s why I sent it to you!!! ROFL.
G: well, okay, favorite vacation spot….italy….duh
G: and then he’s a jokester and thinks farts are funny & stuff…..we’d have fun together. Just the family/children thing we don’t see eye to eye on.
J: well i said italy just so they’d match me with him.
G: LOL
G: so you even LIED
J: NO. that is my favorite vacation spot!
G: I’ve never ever heard you say once you wanted to go there. But Paris, once a week.
J: oh, was paris on there? well, then maybe i did lie
G: YES.
J: oh. i didn’t even see it.
G: OMG, I’ve been trying to update my myspace
G: and then decided to add this flash profile thing.
G: I mean I’ve spent 2 hours! WILL NOT @#$@# work
J: lol! now you know how i feel when i try to do something webpage related!!!
G: LOL
J: why do i always get busy with something at 9:45???
G: *shrug*
G: oh, have a great youtube for you
J: cool
G: not Sasquatch but
G: Did I show you the grape stomp one? It’s REALLY bad, but REALLY funny
J: yes, you showed me that one.
J: OMG. this is disgusting!
G: See, that’s why I got George. HE would think that’s funny
J: oh, i thought it was funny, just gross.
G: okay, as someone who does what you do, what do you think of this?
J: i think that is rediculous. in my opinion she did nothing wrong. i don’t know if my coworkers would agree, but…
G: it jsut seems SO over the top to me.
J: yes.
G: i mean it’s hard to say would I do that now? because mine are big.
J: now, the woman who power washed her daughter, yes. she should be in trouble!
G: yeah, no shit.
J: [Friend] just sent me an article about a crazy woman in Dallas who threw her two sons off an overpass and then jumped herself. they all lived.
G: yeah, they were talking about it on KKITM
G: they were reporting the traffic…who ever comes in with the traffic
G: and then I think Kidd just saw it pop up or heard it in his earphones or whatever and it shocked him and he blurted it out. I wish he hadn’t.
G: I don’t watch the news on PURPOSE!
J: exactly.
J: and she was CRAZY looking. had a long history with CPS and law enforcement.
J: i’m arguing with [Friend] about it right now how it’s not all CPS’s fault that this happened.
G: ugh
J: okay. i think i’m going to bed. i’ve got my david’s bridal appt. tomorrow at 5.
J: and i think i burnt my back in the tanning bed today
G: ugh
J: it itches
J: and burns all at the same time.
G: yuck
G: well go sleep on your tummy
J: i might have to!
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow!
J: nite!
G: good night

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J: does the “new” stage look that different from the “old” stage?
G: where are we? AI?
J: yeah
J: aren’t you?
G: uh, it was on earlier but I didn’t hear there was a NEW stage and didn’t realize it was NEW because no, it doesn’ look different from the OLD
J: this Siesha is soo pretty.
G: and then I was reading with Boy2, Boy1 was doing homework, Brother on the phone, putting them to bed, so I haven’t seen any more
J: wow. you’ve been busy!
G: we were barely home an hour so yes…cramming it all in
G: this make me thinks of [guy] . LOL
J: i’m watching Chakezi… i started late.
G: ah
J: and he did SO good.
G: I didn’t see any of that.
G: I can’t even remember the 2 I did see
J: you’ll have to go You Tube this performance. It sounded really good.
G: oh, Carly
G: oh, and the chin hair dude that’s from KC.
J: omg. they have to get rid of the mosh pit. Ramiel is singing “in my life” and they are all waving their arms back and forth like losers.
G: if my fridge doesn’t fall apart on it’s own soon, I may take a bat to it.
J: is it that bad?
G: it’s on it’s last legs….
G: but now it wont GIVE ME ANY FREAKING ICE
G: and there’s ICE IN THERE
G: I can hear it
G: and it’s not jammed
G: Vince’s on the phone or I’d be bitching him out I’m sure
G: because earlier tonight before we left, I was trying to get ice and it wouldn’t come out
G: I finally got one cube and went to the sink to get water, it had like 20 cubes of ice in there
J: lol! it’s watching you.
G: here we go
G: ….
J: ugh oh
G: he’s taking the fridge apart to show me it’s making ice.
G: yes, that’s not the point. I KNOW there’s ice in there.
J: LOL
G: that’s what’s pissing me off
G: that it won’t come out
J: it’s tubes are clogged
G: yes
G: they’re not even though. I think the spinner is probably just spinning and not extracting now
G: he just filled up my glass
G: “Have you washed your hands recently?”
G: Okay, we laughed so hard tonight, I haven’t laughed that hard in so long.
G: we had two of the long tables put together….all of us, [Friends], [Friends]….and like my mom & aunt & [friend]’s mom too….but they were on the edges we were all int he middle…
G: so [G’s Friend] had to go serve food for a bit–all the teachers did
G: she came back and she’d been wearing the rubber gloves and took them off and threw them on the table
G: and you know the guys….[Friend] told Vince to turn his head & cough, bend over, etc. They were being silly
G: well then [7 year old kid]  wandered up and was playing with them and he went over to [G’s Friend/his mom]….
G: and she whispers something…..no one saw but Vince and I
G: so then he goes up to [Friend], “Hey daddy…” “Yeah buddy?” “I’m going to give you a rectal exam.”
G: and RIGHT as he said it the music got quiet so it was loud. I mean I still don’t think anyone but our table heard it, but OMG, ROTFL
G: and [Friend] is saying OMG and then giving [FRIEND] shit, “I know WHO told you to say that!” and on and on.
G: And of course [G’s Friend] and I are RED from laughing anyway….I can’t even remember what was all said but Vince and I are finally pointing to [G’s Friend] letting him know he was bitching out the wrong person.
J: LOL!!!
J: ya’lls kids do not EVEN stand a chance!!!
G: I texted [G’s Friend] when we got home…..
G: “Maybe [kid] can bring the gloves to school tomorrow and ask [their teacher] if she wants a rectal too
J: LOL!!
G: and then Boy2 can talk about humping.”
G: oh, and [Friend] didn’t think it was that funny either. If Boy2 had said it, he’d have been ROTFL.
G: So that made us all laugh more
J: poor sport
G: oh he is
G: not sasquatch
G: but good
J: LOL! I love Improv Everywhere. They were on that DVD i got for Bob of This American Life.
G: I know, I think I lost my bookmark when I got this laptop or something
G: I’d totally forgotten
J: david hernandez is singing “i saw her standing there” and I’m trying to remember why i know this song so very well. then i remembered Tiffany.
G: blech
J: i’m gonna get me a hat like this
G: yeah, you do that.
J: i guess the only country person Paula knows is Lorrie Morgan
G: wear that hat.  and when you think I’m crying, I’m really laughing
J: yeah, thanks
G: I know, WTF? Lorrie Morgan? She doesn’t sound anything like that.
J: yeah
G: when I was in my cousin’s wedding
G: well, it was mass, so it was long
G: and I was sitting next to her roommate……
G: and now I’m 14, and she’s like 30?
G: well, 28?
G: and we got to giggling about something
G: and we’re shaking
G: and my aunt thought we were bawling
J: LOL!
G: and handed us tissue. So we laughed more
G: you know that laugh, when you’re not supposed to be laughing so that makes it harder
G: to stop
J: if you start “crying” at my wedding i’m going to tell my mom to throw something at you
G: LOL.
G: well, it depends on what time of the month it is at. I might really cry
J: yeah, me too.
G: when I was 14 though….not so impressed with weddings
J: lol
J: my guy didn’t do that good tonight
G: no, not really
G: we’re watching Gene Simmons and HE just got a rectal.
J: LOL!
J: you should find it on youtube and send it to [Friend]
G: LOL, I know
G: “Your child has a promising future.”
J: LOL!!!
G: ROFL. during the last break there was a commercial……..I have seen it before but thought I’d google it. “eat all you want and still lose weight”
G: I wanted to see the side effects like butt squirts or something
G: I was reading all the comments on a review site
G: “Rufus: I take Akavar anally and it has helped me more than if I were to take it orally. Somehow the ingredients are absorbed more efficiently through the anus. This leads to an absorption level of 50% more than through the mouth. I’m going to try to shoot these up IV to see the boost then. “
G: ROFL. what’s funny is some ding dong tried it
J: omg. how stupid!
J: why is wall art so freakin’ expensive? and rugs?
G: I don’t know. why?
J: did you hear JC’s interview with jessica simpson?
G: yeah
J: i have to admit that i thought his joke was really funny but just haven’t found anyone to tell it to!
G: LOL
J: my hair smells so good
J: from jenna fixing it
G: that’s good.
J: i wish i had a celing fan in my bedroom. i’m a little warm but it’ll get cold with the covers off.
G: YOU need to get on that. I can’t sleep w/out one now.
J: i know. i just need to buy one. the maintenance guys here will put it up. for $50.
J: Bob’s not confident enough in his electrician skills to do it himself. i bet we (you & me) could do it
G: do you have a light fixture over the bed where you want it?
J: there is no light, but I think the fixings are there. yes, there is no overhead light in my bedroom. it’s a PITA.
G: well that’s just retarded.
G: I think I could act like I know what I’m doing and take down a light and put a fan up.
G: but for $50 I’d just pay someone to make a hole in the ceiling. That’s just more mess than I care to deal with
J: well i’ve put one up with my dad before. a long time ago.
G: says the person that puttied and sanded and painted today for fun
J: yeah, i know. like i say, i think the stuff is up there. there is one of those round plastic things that covers stuff like that.
J: what did you putty sand and paint?
G: in the bathroom I had taken down all the awful towel bars and toilet paper holder and crap.
G: so I filled in those holes
G: I put up the new TP holder when I went to wash my face b/c it had all dried
G: I just got 2 towel rings to replace the bars we had.
G: I’ll do them tomorrow
G: then downstairs I patched where the baby gate hardware had been i nthe wall at the bottom of the stairs
G: and the holes in the wall where the stupid surround sound speakers were
G: and then for some really weird reason, there are dents in my walls in certain spots
G: I can’t imagine WHO would cause them.
J: hmmm… Sasquatch?
J: you were busy today
G: I know…..I didn’t leave the house until the taco dinner
G: I didn’t get dressed until 11am
G: but I was folding laundy all that time
G: and then laundRy
J: LOL
G: I’ve just had the dumbest argument for the past 5 minutes. all I can say is if someone asked you if you wanted the lights off and you said, “I don’t care” I wouldn’t consider you were being a pain in the ass.
J: lol! um, probably.
J: oh, i finally talked to [photographer] today (or however you spell it).
J: if my parents will spring the extra $1000 i’ll probably go with her.
G: cool. well, shoot, I’ll pay her $50 if she’ll take a picture of me and my family because we’ll all be dressed up and it will kill 2 birds with 1 stone!
J: Well i’ll let her know!
J: no, I know!
J: i’ll charge everyone $50 and just tell her that i want them for me and then give them to everyone else and use the money to pay her instead of her charging extra.
G: I need to find a cute chocolate purse that’s as ginormous as my current purse
G: so I can carry all my crap. No little handbag for me. I need my big camera and junk.
J: we’ll have to go shopping for one when you come help me look at dresses.
G: ok
J: i talked to [hairdresser] about coming over and doing our hair and she’s going to do it.
J: she said she’d do make up too if we wanted
G: hmmm. ok…….I know I want her to do my hair.
G: All I can think of is al lthe glittery makeup she used to wear when she worked for us. LOL.
J: LOL!
G: but okay, I can always wipe it off.
J: yeah, i know that i’m going to have her do a test run or two before the day!
J: OMG. I’m getting married! i think i’m going to cry!
G: yeah, that’s what I was going to say. When I go before to get the last color & cut, I’ll have her play with it and see what I want to do. I was thinking maybe just having the sides pulled up? I never pull my hair back because it always falls out….because I don’t ever use any hair spray!
G: Dammit, now you’ll make me cry!
G: [G’s Friend] and I were talking today about the saps we are lately……..
G: like since our periods last week……bawlers. both of us. Weird.
G: Tonight was the first tim i’ve SEEN her in like 2 weeks probably too!
G: she bawled at Green Mile…not cried, sobbed. And yesterday I cried at [her daughter]’s pics with the Disney princesses
G: and today Oprah was on–I wasn’t even watching. And the Osmonds were on and so stupid and corny
J: LMAO!!!
G: and then Marie started talking about their dad that just died and I boooooohooo’d
J: LOL! poor thing!
G: I know!!!
G: I think she was more okay with it than I was. LOL
J: so did you guys tell [Friend] that i’m getting married? we saw him at the carwash on saturday and he said congrats.
G: oh yeah…..
G: Vince actually told [G’s Friend]
G: before I could
J: he didn’t give me too much of a hard time because Bob was with me
G: I’m trying to think of when or where.
G: LOL.
G: do you know what time it is??
J: yes, i know. i need to go to bed!
G: I’m not complaining but…..LOL
J: [Friend] got [her daughter] an MP3 player for her birthday. ash is going to be so excited. she wanted a DS but [Friend] said no.
J: meanie.
G: oh man, that sucks
J: i wanted to register for one but Bob said no
G: oh man, that sucks too
J: lol! i know. but then he said, “hey, how about a Wii?”
G: LOL
G: dork
J: i know. he told me the other day that he was going to get one. i told him to go right ahead.
G: go for it dude!
G: He can come play with Boy2 any time.
J: i have a feeling he might take you up on that! i think he had fun with him!
J: he talked about him for the rest of the day!
G: cute
J: okay. i better go to bed. i have no idea what i’m still doing up. i am going to be so tired tomorrow.
J: maybe i’ll call in sick for a couple of hours and sleep in!
G: ok! Good night!!
J: nite!

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G: good evening.
J: WHERE have you been young lady?
J: OMG WHERE ARE YOU???
G: basketball
G: The lovely [other hick town]
J: that’s what i figgered.
J: I needed you about an hour ago when my psycho matron of honor called.
G: do not let me forget the tooth fairy is coming tonight
G: Boy1 doesn’t know where Boy2’s bank is to do it himself.
J: lol!
J: so the tooth finally popped out?
G: tomorrow is spring pics
G: and he got in the car after school with the snaggletooth sticking out at me
J: lol!!!
G: so I said, “When we get to grandmas, I’m pulling that”
G: he told me, “YOu’ve got TWO chances”
G: and I pulled really hard and it didn’t come off in my fingers but then he spit it out!
J: he’s so funny
J: i wish you lived a little closer. i’m going to DAvid’s Bridal on Thursday to kinda look around.
G: WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
G: if you were going during the day I’d come over!
J: YAY!!!
J: he does exist!
G: I KNOW! woohoo
J: well, i think what i’ll do is go on thursday, meet with the consultant and then maybe schedule a time during the day where you could come over and meet me. would that work?
G: sure
J: do anything fun today?
G: nope
J: me neither
G: went to [work]
G: packed orders
G: sold some crap to these ladies
G: [UPS] came
G: cussed at Quickbooks
G: came home
J: well, sounds like a good day overall.
G: looked at [G’s Friend]’s Disney pics that Disney took
G: she couldn’t get into them at work (and doesn’t have it at home) so I did screen shots of a dozen or so of them so she could actually see them. LOL
G: went and got the boys at school, took Boy2 to grandma’s so he could go with her to the airport to get Aunt
G: went to [other hick town]
G: are you sending Bob the Sasquatch video?
J: yeah! he needs to know that we can make a killing with the i heart sasquatch shirts
G: I need to save it as an MPG or something so I can send it to [G’s Friend]
G: she can’t get on Youtube at work
J: why not?
G: filters
G: very few shopping sites
J: that sucks. what good is having the internets if you can’t be on them?
G: no sites with anything to do with sex, booze….she couldn’t order his Crown Royal stools for Christmas…LOL
G: well, I guess they want them to work???
G: today it was killing her too b/c NO one was on her side of the building….everyone was sick or on vacatino
J: vacatino? is that an italian word
G: so she just e-mailed a lot and then I get around it all for her.
G: LOL. yes
J: i went to tan today and my butt is a little itchy.
G: burnt itchy or you caught something from the bed itchy??
J: burnt itchy. i hope.
J: well crap. i’m on the last 10 minutes of Hope Floats where the little girl is screaming after her daddy’s car and i’m a little misty.
J: so, want your wedding shoes dyed blue?
G: um…..as opposed to?
G: what color is my dress??
J: just normal color shoes
J: i told [Bridesmaidzilla] that the dresses will be brown and she asked if we were going to dye the shoes blue to match the accent color.
G: I’d *prefer* shoes I could wear again!
G: oh okay, hell no!!!
J: exactly
J: LOL!!!
G: I want brown shoes
J: yes. that’s what i told her.
G: Um…..do people still dye shoes?
J: god i hope not
G: I haven’t since oh……
G: 1989?
G: my electric blue lame’ dress
G: needed electric blue matching shoes
J: that’s exactly what i thought about when she mentioned it.
G: oh, I remember, because I had seafoam green shoes that were dyed to match my dress in my cousin’s wedding that was like 1987?
G: so then I dyed THOSE shoes blue
G: and then my prom dress 3 months later was seafoam green. LOL
G: so I had to dye another pair of shoes
J: lol! yeah, i don’t even think Payless does it anymore
G: I think I did see some in the last week when looking
G: but let’s pretend I didn’t
G: I saw cute cute strappy brown heels too pictured with a dress
J: yep. only cute stuff in my wedding.
J: mmm… this girl on this show got a job at Dairy Queen. i’m so jealous.
G: lol
G: you know, that DQ in [town] that night[G texted J to rub it in] sucked BTW.
J: good.
J: i mean
J: sorry
G: and then we were about 2/3 done eating
G: and we heard someone in the kitchen say, “5 second rule!”
J: NO WAY!!!!
G: OH yeah!
J: LOL!!!
G: [G’s Friend] was right across from me and wo both looked at each other with this look of horror.
G: at least we didn’t hear it BEFORE
J: LOL
J: should i get this for the boys?
G: ROFL, yes, they love crap
J: LOL!
J: i found some wedding candy for the candy bar.
G: they do, they love crap. Vince asked me what I was laughing at and I was explaining it to him and i’m pretty sure I’ve thrown 2/3 of the ingredients in that bag in the trash at one time or another because they’ve had it and left it laying around. And C would totally rock the microphone. He’ll be up singing for you.
G: so are YOU doing the candy thing or them??
J: LOL! that’s what I was thinking. it might come in handy at the reception.
J: I’ll do the candy thing
G: I thought you said last night you were having them do it…..it was probably in the confusion of cake lady, photographer, and candy bar
J: lol! no, i’ll do that.
J: man, too bad we don’t have to decorate our own tables
G: you said, “This girl is doing my candy bar” after talking about the reception……I’m not trying to be Boy1 & be argumentative…I swear..I just have to know some part of me is not completely insane.
G: too bad…we can still try to get on the redneck wedding show
G: and get everything from there.
G: anyway, in reading the entire converation over, maybe you were talking about hte show you were watching?
J: oh, yeah, the girl last night did a candy bar at her wedding.
G: but in my defense you said, “i’m watching rich bride poor bride”
G: and then there were 50 sentences
G: about your reception
G: and your ring
G: and other crap.
G: and then that. LOL
J: lol! i know… by the time we get caught up with each other we’re each on to the next topic!
G: and tiny pringles
J: lol!
G: and Miley Cyrus
G: and my ribs
G: and on and on
J: mmm… i think i want some tiny pringles
J: LOL
G: then you threw candy bar at me.
G: oh, and cakes
J: i told you that i felt so chaotic last night!
G: LOL
J: i noticed how hairy my legs are when i went to tan today.
G: I took care of that. It took a while but I whacked it all off
J: i’m getting these for the centerpieces
G: um
G: ok
J: oh yeah. [photographer] called me today but i couldn’t take the call so i called her back and she never got back with me.
G: well, that’s a start!
J: yep
J: sweet. you can get mini strobe lights on this site
G: Look at me ———–> (avatar)
G: um, good grief, I can bring you intelligent lighting, don’t go wasting money on mini strobes!
J: nice!
J: oh yeah! i need to change mine!
G: I’m not staying like that, I’m going back to St. Pattys….that’s my next holiday. But I’ll save it for later
J: oh, that’s understandable.
G: Easter, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day, Gay Pride, Father’s Day, 4th of July, THEN I’ll change.
J: oh, okay!
G: somewhere is my soccer
G: there’s that freaking Miley Cyrus song on the radio!!!11
J: i heard one on the radio twice today
G: all they play on the radio is Love Song, Low, and Daughtry
J: and Tattoo
G: oh yeah, or the Jordan Sparks.
G: ROTFL
G: #4
J: LOL!!!
G: the other night, Stephen Colbert sang with John Legend.
J: lol. i had no idea he could sing.
G: me too!!
G: I mean I also had no idea as well too
G: Vince’s laughing…..he’s just now starting it
G: I’m like, “It’s NOT funny is the thing!”
J: LOL i know. i was surprised
G: link
J: that george. he’s so funny.
J: okay. i’m going to bed now. i’m getting my hair done tomorrow so i won’t be home until probably 8 or so. i don’t think i’ve actually got to watch AI once this year in it’s normal time.
G: ok, we have Taco dinner too,
G: I hope to pete I’m home by 8 though
J: mmmm… tacos
J: okay, cool. i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: good night

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J: um, i would like my hour back, please. i’m a little tired.
G: not me, I’m ready for bed so the sooner the better!!!
J: but i do love that it’s still light outside
G: yeah, and the boys are still outside!
J: yay for you!
G: I’m working on my calendar, then I have something to show you
J: k
G: so did you guys make any final decisions
J: um, no. nothing’s final.
J: oh, i mean we are 99.9% sure of what we told you yesterday. i thought you were going to have something that would throw a kink in my plans!
G: oh no.
G: Just curious if you actually had decided decided
J: oh, okay. then yes. we’re getting married on Aug. 30 at [church] with a reception to follow at [hotel]
J: honestly, i’m not in love with [hotel], but Bob really likes it, so i figure i could give in one area.
G: I don’t know how many grannys you have to tote around and get up and down the streets and such
J: oh, and the colors will be the brown & blue.
G: good
J: well, as far as the grannys go, the gramps can drop them off at the door.
J: and really, there’s not going to be that many old people.
G: LOL……like I said yesterday, I don’t have to worry about a parking problem personally
J: and of course, i’ll be dropped off at the door
J: i know there was something else i was going to tell you but i can’t even remember what webpage i was going to next
G: it was this one I think……… [link to J & Bob's preliminary wedding site]
J: awww!!! yay! that’s beautiful!!!!
J: i was going to talk to you about that tonight!
J: that’s what i was going to ask! man, my brain feels so much less full now!
G: that was my too early in the morning brainstorm.
G: LOL
G: I can make it look like that cute invitation!
J: oh, we found invitations at target. hold on.
G: oh wow
J: yeah, and Bob is going to be able to do his graphic thing and then print them at Kerusso.
G: i found some web site that had wedding sites and was copying their ideas (as far as what all they had on the site)
J: OMG
J: i’m watching rich bride poor bride
J: someone just fell and dropped the wedding cake!!!
G: oh man
G: Why is my radio playing freaking Miley Cyrus? I’ll listen to the Disney channel if I want that! Am I old or just have good taste in music???
J: i bought 100 calorie pack pringles. there are approximatley 7 chips, about half the size of the normal chips.
G: LOL, I haven’t had the 100 calorie oes but I’ve had the tiny ones
G: my stupid husband bought ice cream
G: and well, I don’t want to hurt his feelings or anything……..
G: so I guess I have to have some
J: of course!
J: i had to give my ring to Kay today
G: well you’ll get it back!! Not like you don’t have rings to wear!
J: you know what’s funny… i used to think i wanted a big one with lots of bling, but to be honest, i love the one he got me more than anything i tried on.
G: I love it. You have nice skinny fingers, it looks dainty but that’s a GOOD thing IMO!
J: yeah, and then the wedding bands are thin as well. i love it. did i show you?
G: yes but I’ll look again!
J: i do wish my whole body was a skinny as my fingers! i got it in a 5 1/2.
G: smaller than mine!
G: You do have freakishly thin fingers!
J: i know!
J: i was telling [Friend] & Bob about your freakishly large rib cage and Bob was like, “her ribs are fine!” LOL
J: isn’t that what you joke about?
G: LOL, yes
G: It is!
G: I can show them if they like.
J: Bob said that he was going to pay more attention next time. LOL!
G: when your ribs stick out and you’re 9 months pregnant…there’s something not right.
G: I actually thought about that on that dress….
G: because my first thought was if it doesn’t hit my hips, I can get a smaller size.
G: but then, well, if it’s snug around the ribs…who knows.
J: that’s true
J: so wann hear what food we’re having at the reception?
J: or do you want to be surprised? ?
G: oh no, tell
J: okay. this is NOT set in stone, so all input is appreciated
G:
J: okay, chicken quesadillas, veggie tray, chicken kabobs, beef kabobs, mini egg rolls, spinich artichoke mushrooms (for Bob), spinach & feta cheese pillows (for us!), finger sandwiches, tortilla pinwheels, swedish meat balls and….
J: choclate fountain!!!!!
J: part of me would like to just do a few things that are alike, but Bob kinda likes the variety.
G: I’m trying to remember all the stuff we’ve had at stuff at BP…..
G: seems like something was gross that I didn’t expect to be.
J: wonder if they would let us sample it first?
G: surely
J: we’re going to Rick’s on Saturday to try cake
G: yum
J: so do you have any idea how much a wedding cake costs? i have no idea.
G: I should go dig out my book.
G: So I can say, “Back in my day it was only XX
G: “
J: [convention center] charges $6.95 per person.
J: this girl is doing my candy bar
G: wait…$6.95 per person for the cake? I’m lost
J: yes. for the cake
J: do you know anything about [cake company]?
G: have you gotten one of the [town] wedding guides?
G: No, never heard of that one
J: no, i fogot to pick one up. i’m going to Bob’s on wednesday to look at the invitations so i’ll hav eto pick one up.
J: these look nice… wonder how they taste?
G: you really can’t jack up a cake too bad
J: that’s true. i’ll email and see if we can come taste. i’m afraid [bakery]s is going to be little pricey, especially if they have to deliver
J: i have a wedding guide from [hotels]
G: did you see this one?
J: and i’ve now come to the sad realization that i’m going to have to hire a photog for the wedding itself. [friend] said she’d be happy to take pics at the reception and the day of, but she’s not comfortable doing it at the chapel because she’s heard it’s hard to do.
G: yeah, I really would hire one.
G: [Photographer] is really good.
G: um, there’s another one too….oh crap
J: yes, but she’s having a baby in Sept. and the wedding lady at [hotel] said she might not be doing them then. but i’m still going to email her just in case.
G: [Photographer] is??????
J: who’s [Photographer]?
G: [Photographer]!!!|
G: that takes pictures
G: that I jsut recommended 30 seconds ago
J: oh. yeah, i saw that she took the pics on that last site.
G: I’m so confused.
J: i think i’m going to see if [friend] will come to the rehearsal as well and take a bunch of pics that night as well.
J: huh?
J: i saw that you said [Photographer] was really good and i knew she was a photog ’cause i saw that she took the pics on the legacy cake site.
G: I said she was good and you said “yes but she’s having a baby in Sept”
J: OH
J: i’m sorry.
J: the [cake] lady
G: you have a serious case of ADD. We had moved on to photography! LOL
J: LOL!!!
G: I read and re read and read and re-read.
J: I’m telling you. i have NO idea what i’m doing. i know that i’m suppsed to be doing something but i have no idea what.
G: and I was thinking, Melody has to be who the Crescent would recommend b/c Jack is the one that turned me on to her.
G: Now back in my day, it was [other photographer\. he was THE only person..... [site]
G: not the “only” one but THE only one to use.
G: he did our Sr. pics, wedding pics, and Boy1’s pics when he was a baby…and OMG, in the 3 years from when we got married til we had Boy1, his prices DOUBLED. and I just couldn’t afford him anymore!!!
J: well, and that’s who [fried] suggested, but i don’t really want to pay that much. and i haven’t even checked prices and i already know that i can’t afford him
J: !
G: I really like them and they’re so nice and it’s a family thing–which is the problem b/c all his damn daughters took after him
G: and then he’s gotta pay them all. When they were little they were free labor!
J: lol
G: I don’t think they all work with him.
G: I don’t know. I don’t think we’ve seen him since he did that family pic you were looking at on the bookshelf when Boy2 was a baby.
J: lol! on this episode they couldn’t get the flower girl to take off her pink jacket so they let her wear it during the ceremony!
G: LOL
J: i got the ring pillow & flower girl basket at target today. they were on clearance for $10
J: if she can make me look half as good as all these people i’m hiring her in a heartbeat!  [photographer's site]
G: that’s why I recommended her!
J: i’m gonna email her.
J: Bob has a friend who is a photog but i told him that i don’t want to get a friend to do it unless i know they are good. if i don’t have good wedding pictures i won’t be happy.
G: right, exactly
G: that’s a no-skimp category IMHO
J: yeah, exactly.
G: I was looking at [other photographer's] photo albums just now and this one kid I know, his mom has always worked at the convention center as long as I can remember….his reception was at the [nice hotel]! LOL
J: lol! is that allowed?
G: apparently
G: maybe she’s not there any more….It hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen here there though.
J: i’m watching 40 Year Old Virgin and it’s on the waxing part
G: LOL
G: okay, well whenever you have anything to add to your web site, let me know.
J: okay. i guess i could go and write everything up. that way i’d feel like i’m doing something productive!
G: as soon as I know the menu on the side I can make it prettier
J: okay. lemme figger it out…
G: Mapquest shows [Chapel] at the top of  [far away hill]
G: They show [my business] on [far away street] too. I went and corrected it………….
G: but they show both now
J: [far away street]?
J: that’s crazy.
G: yeah
G: Okay…..
G: they had THREE listings
G: and one was wrong
G: so I corrected it
G: then it moved me on to Super Pages where that info is wrong too
J: so the rehearsal dinner will be at [restaurant]
G: ok
J: can you do a countdown thing?
G: oh yeah!!
G: a ticker
J: i saw a cute one that says: __ days, ___ hrs. ___ min. until our wedding!
G: yeah……they have baby ones too…i know where to find some
G: okay, should the ticker be………..
G: teddy bears kissing?
G: a heart?
G: a wedding cake?
G: a bunny with a heart?
G: LOL
J: um, no teddy bears
J: or bunnies
J: please
G: rings
G: a dumpy looking blond and farmer looking brown headed guy
J: yes, that one, please
G: rings
G: bells
G: I said rings
G: more rings
G: cinderella’s coach?
J: um, whichever one is simple
G: and I just uploaded it to the [business] main page thank you
G: LOL
G: you need to decide if you want a JandBob.com
J: Bob seems to think his name should come first
G: LOL
G: of course
J: is Bobandj available?
G: nope
G: not like ya’ll have really rare names.
G: BOBANDJ.COM is already taken.
J: lol
J: well, is jandBob open?
G: JANDBOB.NET is available!
J: sweet!
G: JANDBOB.COM is already taken.
G: BOBANDJ.NET is available!
J: that’s what he’ll want so let’s go with that one.
G: do you want to do it…..if you go do that part, I can do the hosting part…….just pay for that domain name.
J: it had 2 years domain though. i just need 1
G: oh, you’ll want to keep it forever
G: J and Bob get a dog, J and Bob go on vacation
G: J and Bob have a baby
J: ah… that’s true…
G: you could actually switch your blog over to that too.
G: later
J: i’ll just renew it later. i’m on a budget right now
G: whenver
G: LOL
G: I know.
J: i think those are words that have never come out of my mouth!
G: LOL
G: I’m going to take a bath now. A long hot bath……and take a weed whacker to my legs
J: oh, man. i need to do that as well!
G: bbl
J: k
J: okay. i’m going to have to go to sleep. i think my contacts are stuck to my eyeballs, though.
J: THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your help with everything. I’d be losing my mind if it wasn’t for you!!!
J: I’ll talk to you tomorrow!

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J: you there?
G: yeah
G: whaddup?
J: okay. just checkin
J: so we’re going tomorrow to look at [hotel] & [hotel] for receptions.
G: oh yeah?
J: yeah. is it weird that i have a crush on Bill Paxton?
G: not particularly
J: i think he’s kinda cute.
G: Boy2 is coughing & sneezing all over the damn place
J: ugh oh
G: I know, I’m layind down with him in our bed & watching TV but I’d really rather no be inthe same room with his cooties
J: awww… you’re such a good mom!
G: aren’t I? LOL
G: I’ll be bitching up a storm when I get sick
G: now he wants to drink my water.
J: um, i think i’d just give it to him
G: I just went and filled up a big ole glass for myself though. I gave him another glass & shared.
J: okay. i think the colors are going to be that apple and black.
J: are you running in the [race] tomorrow?
G: F no. I was going to but it’s going to be TWENTY FIVE DEGREES
J: lol!
G: which I’m getting grief about.
G: well, there’s the 2 mile walk, 2 mile run and 10K
G: and I was just going to walk with [G’s Friend] & [G’s Friend] but OMG, not at 25 degrees
J: yeah, no, don’t blame you.
G: I told [G’s Friend] I don’t even own clothes warm enough to excercise in outside at 25 degrees because it’s against my beliefs. That’s why God invented treadmills
J: that’s the truth!
G: and it’s from the High School to the [hotel]
G: you know how many cold winter mornings I ran from the high school to the [hotel] & back in my teens?
G: and barfed up all the mucus that builds up?
G: or had to blow the snot out my nose. Or had tears running down my face?
J: gross.
G: I know.
J: i’m so glad we’re friends.
G: I’m too old for that.
G: LOL
G: are you eating?
J: no, not yet. and now i might not ever again.
G: more gross, Boy2 has another floppy hanging by a thread tooth on the bottom
J: UGH!!!!
G: he looks like a bulldog–b/c the adult tooth is coming in
G: so it’s poking out his lip
G: [kid] asked a couple weeks ago, “I never noticed but does Boy2 have an underbite??”
J: LOL!!!
G: Now Boy1 is sneezing too
J: wanna come stay with me???
G: I think so
G: I sent you a “would you rather” thing on facebook. It’s hilarious
J: i never even check my facebook. thanks for reminding me!
G: Would you rather…… Listen to Hannah Montana for the rest of your life or DIE!
J: hey, i don’t have a problem with Hannah Montana!
J: Survey says: THIS
G: that color too?
J: yep,
G: ok
J: for now. until i change my mind
G: LOL
G: works for me. It looks comfy
J: oh my
G: Man, I wonder how many dozen children she’s nursed!!! LOL
G: Vince is watching Groundhog Day on Netflix
G: blaring out of his laptop
J: i can’t wait to be married!
G: LOL
G: buy earphones too
G: your own TV
G: earphones
G: HEY
J: WHAT
G: Do I say, “Let me guess….” when I’m being a smartass?
G: Vince needs to KNOW both
G: LOL
G: Boy1 came in and needed my carmex
J: Yes, i got the email but haven’t got to look at it closely yet.
G: “What happened to the tube I gave you?”
J: and yes, you say that when you’re being a smartass
G: and he says “Let me guess…….it’s empty?”
G: I’ve never heard myself say that. Well then I need to stop telling him to watch his smart mouth.
J: well, i dunno. i thought you were asking me more of a rhetorical question…
J: maybe you don’t say it. but i can certainly hear him saying it.
J: bbl
G: k
J: OMH it’s cold outside!!!!
G: I KNOW
J: well now here we go!
J: do we really need instructions for this???
J: okay. i’m going to bed. i’ll talk to you tomorrow!
G: okay, good night

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J: i know you’re “not at your desk” but I like this
G: Oh, I’m here……
G: that was from earlier!
G: No wonder no one likes me.
J: lol!
J: are you watching idol?
G: I don’t love that
G: no
G: the rerun of the office
J: i looks prettier in the pic in the mag.
J: of course, you’re probably the only one who would look good in it.
G: I think I like 90% of the dresses on that site better. and I don’t know, of course I”m going to start working out and have awesome biceps, but I think I’m too hippy for dresses like that.
J: well, what bugs me is what do people do that don’t like sleeveless stuff? I’ve seen nothing with sleeves.
G: I know. There isn’t anything
G: what about this one? it’s modest
G: are you off fighting again?????
J: so i called and booked the chapel today.
G: for the August?
J: and when you get tired of me talking about the wedding please tell me.
G: I will LOL
J: so simon thought the rocker chick was “fantastic”? is he on crack?
G: I know, I don’t get that one
J: where’d you go go????
J: where have you been? i thought you had left me!
J: you can totally read my mind.
G: what? I’ve been here the whole time.
J: so is it snowing over there?
G: Not a flake
J: no. i’ve been here the whole night.
G: No, I HAVE. LOL
G: We need to compare our Logs……..I suspect that I’ve been here talking to myself as have you.
J: I’m thinking so!
G: [repastes convo]
J: you know down at the bottom of the window it says when the last message was received? well for the past 30 minutes or so it’s just been blank so i assumed you got booted off or something.
J: I never got any of that!
G: weird
J: yeah
G: clogggggggged tubes
J: yep. so we need to find out if whoever we want to vote for [for president] has something to say about the tubes.
J: this is a pretty dress
J: actually i found dresses for the flower girls at Target if we went with the chocolate and blue, so… that’s tempting. but i guess Bob actually wants to have a say in the color scheme, so i guess i’ll have to wait for him to finalize everything. Good grief. why does he want to be involved
G: If you like that kind of style–long… I prefer this:
G: but I’ll wear whatever you tell me to
J: that is pretty.
G: what about this?  and it could work for [J's Pregnant Friend]?
J: what do you think about everyone (within reason) wearing the dress they want as long as it’s the same color and the same style?
J: i do like that one a lot.
J: i’ll add it to my favorites.
J: i really lke the watermelon color.
G: this one says in the ratings one of the bridesmaids was 7 months pregnant
J: i lke the other one much better
J: all the reviews on that one say that it’s good for all body types.
J: i don’t much like that woman!
G: are you on Lost?
J: yes
G: oh, okay. LOL
G: So the boys MP3 players can do a voice recorder
G: and Boy1 has been recording songs off the radio!!!
J: LOL
J: think we should go ahead and make a bet on how many picture frames i ‘m going to get?
G: LOL
G: I think I got more for a baby than for a wedding.
G: and it wasn’t that many
J: i am so tired.
J: the people next door to me at the hotel had a 5 a.m. wake up call and it woke both of us up.
G: ugh
G: Winter weather advisory in effect until 12 pm cst Friday. Winter storm warning is cancelled!!!!
J: SWEET!
J: i was worried Bob might not make it tomorrow.
G: Boy1’s basketball game was cancelled for nuthin
J: looks like it
G: my nails look more awful than usual
J: i need to cut my toenails.
G: so is it doing anything over there at all? Like [town next to J's] schools got out early today and I heard [town between J & G] is already cancelled for tomorrow.
G: Vince promised me we’d go to Lowe’s one morning this week and well, the week is damn near over
J: nope. it’s not doing a thing over here.
G: stupid weather people. and they were saying 100% chance of preciptiation
G: I’m going to hop in the shower……..
J: okay
G: okay. I’m back
J: okay. me too
G: on our [business] board……..
G: we always confirm that someone is *really* in business
G: and this lady spelled [the business name] wrong.

J: i have got to get new glasses. mine are so scratched up i can barely see through them
G: oh you should see Mr. Cheapskate’s
G: he STEPPED ON THEM the other day. Bent the arm and the lens popped out but he fixed them.
J: LOL
J: okay. so i don’t like Bob living in [hick town] and me living here.
G: well duh.
J: okay. i am so tired. i am going to sleep.
G: okey doke
G: good night
J: nite

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J: why are you in hell in your avatar???
G: I don’t know. Why not?
G: LOL
G: it’s warmer there
J: lol!
G: I was thinking earlier I need to change that.
J: okay, so [G's town's botanical gardens] is completely open in Sept. and Oct,
J: [hotel] does have some dates available but i’m not sure what yet,
J: and of course, [chapel] either in june or august.
J: Bob has a lot of decisions to make
G: LOL
G: shew
J: i have to be honest, i’m almost leaning toward the June one just to get it all over with!
G: I guess.
G: LOL, I can see that.
G: it can be done
J: but that would mean i’d have to get invites out, oh… tomorrow!
J: almost
G: LINK
G: crying……brb
J: ugh oh
J: LOL! that pic is hilarious!
G: good grief
G: not sure how to handle this one
G: Boy2 has all his money saved
G: well, a while back he bought a webkinz. since his is all change, I told him he could pay me back later, I’d run my debit
G: then this w/e they BEGGED and BEGGED to get new webkinz. And the way I understood it, Boy2 was going to pay for Boy1’s…and they’d counted it all out and had enough
G: so I just took the whole change jar. And just now Boy2 was crying because he has no money left
G: yeah no sh*t.
G: and he said he didn’t want to buy Boy1’s collie
J: ugh oh…
G: I dunno. I think we ALL understood it as he was paying for Boy1’s though.
J: times like these i’m glad i’m not a mom!
G: okay
G: got them snacked
G: laundry
G: homework
J: tears?
G: only me.
J: i just got hungry all of a sudden
G: I’m VERY hungry
G: Vince’s gonna grill burgers though
J: mmm. that sounds good. there’s a back yard burger right across the street. i think that’s where i’ll go.
J: so if i did do the wedding in august at 7:00, would we have to do a formal, sit down reception? would that be a little late for a full meal? could we just do hors ‘dvores? how the heck do you spell that word??? i think it should be ordervs.
G: you don’t have ot have a meal
J: yeah. i could just somehow let people know the reception will be light and eat before the come
J: they come
J: carrie underwood is singing “how great thou art” and i’m crying like a baby.

G: Winter storm watch in effect from Thursday afternoon through friday morning, The NWS in [city} has issued a winter storm watch, which is in effect from Thursday afternoon through Friday morning
G:Light snow will begin Thursday morning in central [State] and spread east across eastern [State] during the day. This storm may produce snowfall amounts of six to twelve inches.
J: good lord!
J: um, do you realize the colors on your blog are the colors we were wanting for the wedding???
J: i just read your last blog and i nearly cried remembering the whole thing!
G:
G: for president I’m going to vote for whichever candidate regulates electronics where they all have to have the same USB cable eliminating the need for 27 in my backpack
G: bag
G: whatever
J: LOL!!!
G: I just got a bunch straight
G: and [Boy Cat] pulled my iPod earphones off the table into them. When I picked them back up, the hook on the ear thing hooked all the cables
J: silly kitty. mom was telling me they locked madison in the garage earlier and he was NOT happy about it.
G: uh oh.
G: was it an accident??
J: yes. i heard him yelling at her on the phone!
G: LOL
J: okay. i’m going to meet [family] for dinner. i’ll be back soon.
G: k

[Watching American Idol]
J: this girl is way too nasaly
G: nnnnnnnhnnnnnnn
J: wow you have beautiful hair
G: I couldn’t figure out WTF you were talking about.
G: Moi? Oh, you mean BEYONCE! LOL
G: I don’t think I like her
G: I’m not sure why though
G: she’s so cute. but I don’t like her
J: yeah, she doesn’t have THE voice
G: it’s not a show unless someone is sitting down
J: true
J: there’s fixing to not be a wedding.
G: rut ROH
G: what?
G: *biting nails*
G: *biting nails*
J: we’re fighting over the date.
J: seriously fighting.
G: still??????
J: he’s pissing me off.
J: now he’s talking about leaves.
G: do I need to mediate
G: what about the leaves??? On the trees? LOL
J: OH
J: MY
J: GOD
G: WHAT?
G: Okay you TWO.
G: Right now, hang up the phones. Say, “I LOVE YOU. We’ll discussthis more sensibly at another time. The end.”
J: he’s so freakin CHEAP
G: what does he want? beans & weenies in the backyard??
J: OMG. I nearly paid $5000 on my JCP card!
J: YES
J: He doesn’t want to spend much money on the reception.
G: he needs to watch the shows we’ve been watching
G: he’ll realize you’re cheap.
G: BTW, is this the guy that just FLEW TO [A FAR AWAY FOREIGN COUNTRY]  to be in a wedding?????
J: i know. i told him that the average wedding cost $27,000 and i told him that we were looking at at least $5000 and i thought he was going to have a heart attack.
J: OH THANK YOU!
J: there’s all the ammunition I need!
G: what is the rundown on who is paying for what BTW? Are your parents going to contribute any?
J: oh yeah, they’re going to contribute. now if i could just get a dollar amount from them.
G: well then why the hell is he having a fit already? what’s it costing him?
G: I mean honestly, if my parents said, “I’ll give you $10,000 for a reception” I’d do one for $5000 and keep the rest! LOL It’s not like you’re going apeshit
J: exactly. i don’t think he sees it that way.
J: i mean, do you think i like the thought of spending $2-3000 for other people to have a good time???
G: I’m watching High School Reunion on TV Land
G: good grief, if you don’t want have a reception why not just elope???????
J: that’s what i told him
G: if they’re going to come all this freaking way, they don’t want to be here for a 20 minute ceremony and some cake
G: you have to entertain them a little
J: i know. he’s just being stupid.
J: and unreasonable.
G: dude’s flying all the way from [far away foreign country]…..
J: saying he doesn’t even know anyone who would want to come for a shower.
G: you’re gonne give him the beans & weenies?
G: what does that mean?
G: well I was supposed to be mediating but he’s pissing me off too!
J: well, he has family in the area. i’m sure they’d like to come to a shower if we had one around here
J: I KNOW
G: he needs to talk to his dudes…they’re all married. how much did their crap cost. now it’s his turn
J: so, i guess we’re going to go with August 31 because it’s the latest wedding time and it will be the cheapest reception. (i’m bawling over here btw)
G: well I have plans that day.
G:
G: can I play the difficult game??
J: do you really?
G: um…..let’s see…August 31.
G: No. But does Bob know that? LOL!!
G: okay, no seriously
G: it’s a Sunday night
J: and then there’s my crazy bridesmaid.
J: wait. the 30th
G: I have to get up for School the next day.
J: sorry
G: ok
G: frick
J: you know my crazy friend [Bridesmaidzilla], right?
G: I think so….
J: well, she forced me into telling her that she’s my “matron of honor”. i don’t want a “matron of honor”.
J: then, she text messages me at 3:42 AM to tell me that she needs a pic of me & Bob so she can send it to all the papers back home and announce our engagement.
G: OMH!
G: okay, I’m not so bossy now am I? LOL
J: she calls me tonight. (i did not answer) and tells me that she needs to know all this information for some friggen article and all this crap.
J: NO
G: I don’t recall my maid of honor doing that. I did it all myself.
J: but earlier [Friend] & I were talking and she asked me how we were going to ensure that she didn’t ruin my wedding day and i told her that you’d tell her where to go.
G:
J: i know. and that’s what i’m planning on doing.
G: you’re probably right. if I have your permission
J: and you’re just supposed to send it to papers where people know you. she’s wanting to send it to places where no one even knows who i am.
J: that could be part of my problem.
G: LOL
J: so what colors are we going to have in august?
G: do you *want* this in August??
J: i don’t even know.
G: what is the reason for August? Just so it’s later at night??
J: these colors are pretty
J: basically.
G: ooh very
G: 6pm is plenty late! wasn’t that hte June??
J: it’s either that or November and he’s convinced that the trees will be bare in November and will be green in august.
G: what was the November? They won’t be bare but they’ll be dead.
J: yeah, but the only thing with the June date is that I”m in training in LR the week before.
J: Nov. 8
G: our anniv is 11/7 and they were not bare.
G: but it was dead
G: not still orange & pretty
J: well, honestly i’d rather do it in august because it’s sooner.
J: less time for fighting
J: and i’m back to this color
G: oh lordy. you’re gonna have to decide!
J: well sh*t. we’re going to have to find one with a matching maternity one.
G: another reason to have it earlier.
G: she’ll be smaller……could get away with just an empire waist even possibly.
J: and yet another reason for june…
G: I saw one that would work for that.
G: see like this……
G: I don’t know, she may pop out huge right away after so many kids! I mean with Boy1 I was due in Nov and in June (or July or August) that would’ve worked for me.
J: i just saw that one. i lke it a lot.
G: you’ll have to ask her I imagine
J: well, Bob didn’t answer his phone for me to convince him we should do it in june so…
J: i feel so bad but i’m so mad at him right now.
J: and i don’t really know why
J: they have size 2, 18, 20 & 24 in that dress
G: um
G: If I didn’t eat between now and then, I could probably be a size two in *that* dress since it’s not snug around the hiney
G: that’s the only color it’s in too….I don’t like it so much.
G: okay, anyway…I’m watching this High School Reunion show.
G: like all these poeple from a class in a house in Hawaii 20 years later
G: first of all……I have to say that [Friend] and Vince and [Friend]…..they all look good compared to these guys. LOL
G: andt he women….. none are really overweight but they still don’t all look that good. one though, she is in good shape and she still talks like she’s in high school.
G: Obviously there’s *nothing* on TV
G: this would work for [J's Friend] too
G: now where’d you go and who are you fighting with??
J: nowhere.
G: are you still pissed?
J: yes’
J: now i’m mad because Bob didn’t answer his phone for me to apologize for being a bitch and now he’s going to be mad at me all day tomorrow
J: i’m just mad for some reason tonight. i really have no idea why. i don’t know what’s wrong with me.
J: that [Bridal] place has Vera Wang
G: well were YOU just a bitch? Was he not an asshat too? I mean he doesn’t seem to flexible either.
J: well, yeah, he was. but i started it.
G: well, I may go to [town that store is in] Friday. I can go try on dresses. LOL
G: send you pictures
J: [Bridesmaidzilla] is really going to drive me CRAZY!
G: uh oh.
J: [Friend] is trying to think of a way for me to uninvite her
G: *giggle*
G: um…..
G: tell her it’s not until November
J: lol
G: and then oops! It’s over!
J: so what do you think about SAve The Date cards?
G: I didn’t do them.
G: You could do a save the date e-mail
G: and then it would show everyone your web site
G: and then maybe the few people on the planet that don’t have internets……
G: someone could help them?
J: well, and i would think that they would be more for weddings that like a year away or something, wouldn’t you?
G: yeah
G: i mean pretty much everyone is going to know too.
J: i think i would like to do a “we’re engaged” kinda thing. that could have the website on it.
G: ok
J: did we say we liked these the other night
G: yes
G: WE did
G: LOL
G: if those infact are OUR colors
J: it’s just so much fun to have someone who actually cares about it to talk to about it!
J: not that Bob doesn’t care, but he’s not into all the planning and details.
G: right.
G: you really do need to decide on your color. although you could send that invitation. No one is going to show up and say “Hey, pink dresses?? But the invitations were brown & blue!”
J: i know. hmmm…
J: i just don’t know that i like the chocolate for August. just doesn’t seem to fit
J: i did like that pink earlier. and if the wedding is in the evening we’d probably want not necessarily dressier dresses, but maybe a bit more “formal” dresses
G: right
J: not like prom dresses
G: no, I know though. I thought that too. When you said the June 6pm.
J: i really like these
G: yeah, I still like the other better
J: and, you know, [chapel] will be a more “elegant” setting so bright colors in the evening i don’t like for there.
J: i’m leaning toward either black with silver accents or red with black accents or even that pink with black accents.
G: okay
J: as long as the dress was dressy enough probably any color would be okay.
G: sure
J: i took a quiz and it said that the wedding colors that suit my style the best are colors inspired by nature and the outdoors, like brown and a beautiful soft green.
G: I don’t buy that though.
J: when i think about it, i think pink has always been a favorite color of mine.
G: you know, that 30th is Labor Day weekend. You’re oging to have to stress to everyone about reserving rooms ASAP
J: um, think i should worry that there’s a fire truck outside my hotel?
G: is it flashing?
G: do you smell smoke?
G: put wet towels around your door! I saw this on the today show
J: and now an ambulance
J: LOL!
G: oh, and too late for this, but you’re supposed to count the doors from your room to the exit so you can get out blindfolded
J: LOL!!!
G: and on your knees
G: that’s what Natalie Morales was doing
J: well, i don’t smell smoke (yet) but if i suddenly disappear tell Bob that i loved him.
J: and make him feel really bad for not answering the phone.
J: poop. is that labor day weekend?
G: well, 1st Monday in Sept.
G: Monday would be Sept 1
J: i didn’t even think about that.
G: http://www.filecabi.net/video/star222629.html
J: 
G: that’s what I’m here for
J: well, on one hand it would give our out of town guests and extra day to get back to work, but on the other hand some people always have plans for that weekend. guess we’ll find out who our true friends are
G: yeah, this will be cutting into my lake time either way
J: i know.
G: not to mention what my hair will look like on a hot August night
J: well, we could go to the lake that morning until time for the wedding. that’d be a fun bachelorette get together. and i’m sure Vince would LOVE to chaperone that trip.
J: on second thought, i do like this chocolate with the blue and the bright flowers
G: just let me know when you’ve decided.
J: i could make you all wear these
G: :-p
J: okay. well i’m going to have to sleep on it.
G: alright, you do that.
J: i’m coming home tomorrow and i can’t wait. hopefully we get out of training early. isn’t it supposed to snow?
G: yes
J: ick
G: [link to weather]
J: well, poop.
G: I know
J: the assistant director of my division is sitting beside me so hopefully he’ll say that i need to go home early.
J: oh, and i guess the hotel isn’t burning down, btw. the fire truck is gone.
G: good
G: oh whew
J: yeah. i knew you were worried.
J: okay, well i’m going to sleep. i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite
G: good night

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J: how’s your snow day???
G: :-p
G: fine. I actually was rid of them all day
G: and got a lot done
J: that’s good. did you ship them off to your mom?
G: just one. Boy1 went to a friend’s
J: i’m going to get to see the baby later. i’m kinda excited.
G: oh yay
J: the docs say once he can take a bottle he can come home.
G: I’ve been keeping up on his little Caring Bridge site.
J: so, were you awake at 5:30 AM with loud talkers outside your door????
G: no, but my text saying there was no school came in about that time.
G: sorry, 5:22am
J: ugh
G: then the phone call comes at 6am
G: and you HAVE to say HELLO or something before it will play the message and know you got it.
J: oh, and it snowed here last night
G: fun!
J: it’s already melted though
G: yeah, ours is completely gone
G: THere’s a new Spongebob coming on!!!
G: have you talked to people in [J's town] today? How much snow did they get??
J: well, i talked to [coworker] this morning but she didn’t say how much they got
G: somewhere on national news it was saying 11″
G: did you talk to Bob?
G: a couple of the girls at the bank said they got none
G: and [hicktown] wasn’t on the list at [J's town's station]
G: but [G’s Friend] said she saw [hick town] on the [other station] list
J: yeah, [hick town] wasn’t on the list i saw this morning
J: i am so tired!
G: have some coffee
J: okay. i’m going to go to the hospital and then we’re going to go eat. i hope not to be out too late so i’ll ttyl!
G: okay, tell eveyrone hello
J: i certainly will!
G: I’ll be waiting to watch AI
G: we’re going to [BBQ] tonight
J: you can go ahead and send your comments if you want
J: oh, man. I want [BBQ]
G: LOL, ok.
G: I KNOW. htey just reopened Friday
G: This kid just said, “Hey, it’s bedtime, let’s go to bed.”
G: I dont’ know who he is
G: Okay, I missed the 1st part of AI
G: watching the wrapup now
G: they were all pretty good. I need remember their names…..
G: your boyfriend (who simon predicted as the winner) played the piano
G: I think he did Another Day in Paradise. See, I already can’t remember.
G: Luke did Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.
G: that gay kid was all sassy he did Tainted Love.
G: and rolled his sassy little eyes at Simon. I wanted to slap him.
G: Boy2 said, “Is that a boy or girl?”
G: The Gay Stripper…I already can’t remember what he did.
G: it was a snoozer but he’s a good singer.
G: Dreadlocks guy did Hallelujah. Jeff Buckley or Leonard Cohen….the one that was in Shrek!!! That’s what Boy2 said.
G: I think it was the Other David that did Lionel Richie Hello. It was good.
G: oh yeah….the Gay Strip Club dude did freakin Celine Dion
G: baby baby when you touch me liiiiiiiike this
G: and you hoooooooold me like that
G: I just have to admit
G: that it’s alllllll coming back to me noooooooowwwww.
J: which one is gay strip club dude???
G: I don’t know…the one that worked in the gay strip club
G: kinda darker complected
G: now I have that stupid song stuck in my head thank you
G: okay, and the Australian guy did don’t you forget about me…..
J: i’ll have to watch it when i get home.
G: don’t don’t don’t donttttttttt
G: it wasn’t bad at all. None were terrible. I just came in on the end of sassy pants
G: [BBQ]was closed
G: everyplace is closed!
G: EVERY WHERE.
G: we drove around 15 minutes
G: finally ended up at [icky mexican]
G: 1 waitress
G: and I swear she was partly cooking too. I’d hear her call orders out but she’d disappear back there forever.
G: it was SLOOOOW.
J: why was [BBQ]bubba’s closed?
G: No idea!! Probably b/c of the snow. But I wasn’t happy.
G: actually, [cafe] was open but [annoying couple] were there. LOL. Is that bad? I’d rather eat crappy food than see them???
G: but NOTHING else. NOTHING
G: So how was the baby?????? Did you get to hold him??
J: he’s doing good. i didn’t hold him, but i didn’t really want to either…
G: well Boy1 & Boy2 are ready for you to have Bob Jr. right after your wedding! LOL!!!!!! that was dinner discussion
G: that and “Now we can call Bob, Aunt Bob”
J: LOL!
J: so, um…
J: [Friend]’s pregnant. again.
G: oh nice
G: well that’s not very convenient!!!!
G: and holy crap!
J: yeah, i know. she’s due Oct. 31
G: eeks. that puts a kink in things.
J: yeah, i know. stress level up.
G: Maternity Dress
G: so did she just now tell you I guess?????????
J: yep
J: this is really cute
J: so, what do you think about going to Hawaii???
G: Vince said he would
G: he’d pay to go somewhere and get it over with. LOL
J: link
J: i like that
J: so i’m kinda considering having the wedding at the church.
J:  link
J: this looks like the ones at the shop
J: we could get married on Waikiki beach for $399
J: i hate websites that open a new page every link you click on.
G: me too
G: I want this one for me, okay?
G: BTW, Carley from The Knot irritates me. She has no lips or something.
J: lol!
J: i guess i haven’t noticed. but i’m going to look right now.
G: LOL
G: well I just saw “Ask Carley”
G: she’s on the Today Show a lot. Just watching her talk bothers me.
G: ahem
J: lol! i saw that the other day and thought about you.
G: ummmm…………welllllll…if you buy me that present I could be okay with it. LOL
G: I was telling Vince [J's Friend] was pregnant……
G: “Tell J to she should’ve gotten married 10 years ago!” Um yeah, this girl has been pregnant a LOT the last 10 years!!! It wouldn’t have mattered dude.
J: that’s the truth. she was so afraid to tell me because she thought i was going to be upset with her.
G: then I told him Hawaii……..”I didn’t say we’d go *any* where, I said I’d pay to go to Vegas!”
G: no
G: okay, so tell me your argument for [Church]
J: first, it’s free.
J: second, it’s big enough for the guest list.
J: third, it is pretty. not as pretty as [chapel], but it is pretty on the inside.
G: Vince said what about Mexico. I said we could go to Big Al & Redneck Steve’s Beer Bucket.
J: we could have the rehearsal dinner there.
J: okay. i emailed the botanical garden in [J's Town] to see if they have anything (yeah, right)
J: i’m pretty sure they won’t have anything, but if if they do it would be pretty
G: link
J: i like that. i’m saving it to my notebook.
G: ok
G: link
G: I think I could make these with paper & popsicle sticks
J: link
G: cool, go for it
G: have you been looking through that magazine??? aren’t you glad I saved it??
J: yes. i wish i had it with me right now, but it’s at home. i can’t wait to get back to it though!
G: these are cute dresses
G: unfortunately, I have expensive tastes. LOL
J: those are cute. surely we could find them cheaper somewhere.
G:  cute cute! save that one!
G: wait!
G: I can dip pretzels
G: and then do the other color sprinkles. Blue or whatever
J: yeah! and that’ll be cheap
J: that’s my new word for the day. “cheap”
G: Boy2 loves to help me do that. LOL.
J: thanks to my fiancee…
J: *rolls eyes*
G: surely anyplace would let you set up your candy table and do it yourself
G: waaaaaaaaaaait a second.   what’s wrong with this picture? LOL
J: ugh.
G: shoot! Tooth fairy! how much do you get for that first little molar?
J: um… $5?
G: it’s a $1 or a $10! LOL, that’s all that’s in Vince’s wallet. I’m going with $1
J: yeah, probably good idea. you could put in IOU i guess…
G: found another $1 in the change jar.
J: sweet. keep looking and maybe you’ll find 5!
G: LOL….for ME. $2 is enough
J: well, aunt J and aunt Bob would give him $5.
G: oh this is Boy1….but I’ll tell them both that. LOL
G: actually, he handed me the tooth and said, “Where’s my money?”
J: oh. well, i’d give it to him as well
J: lOL
J: then why are you worried about tooth fairy?
G: Hey, only the tooth fairy brings money dude! IF you don’t believe and put it under your pillow then dammit, you don’t get crap.
G: because C is gonna wake up in the morning and say, “What did the tooth fairy bring you???”
J: ahhh… good thinking.
J: i already got an email back from [J's town's botanical garden]. nothing in Sept or oct but there are dates in november. i’m afraid it’ll start being a little too cool for an outside wedding in november. and i also thought about asking about august, but it’ll be way too hot then.
G: hmm
G: too bad [name] isn’t at [G's Town's botanical gardens] still. I’d just call her directly.
J: i know everything is going to work out, but it’s just hard to nail down a date, colors, flowers, etc. not knowing exactly where i’m having it!
G: yeah, I mean a date needs to be set 1st
J: and that’s the one thing about having it at the church. i can just pick a date and go with it.
J: i’ve even thought about having it back home at daddy’s church
J: not my top idea, but i’m just weighing everything.
J: well, i guess i should go to sleep. i’ve been wanting to since 4:00 this afternoon!
G: LOL, ok
J: i will talk to you tomorrow! if find anything else on the knot just save it!
G: okay!! I will
J: nite
G: good night
J: $99 gown sale at David’s Bridal.
G: woohooooooo
J: we should go this weekend
G: um……okay. get me out of the victorian Classic! LOL.
J: oh, that’ll be more fun i’m sure
G: I haven’t 100% committed. I have 2 options actually. I’ll TTYT!!!
G: ahh! http://www.howsyournews.com/

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J: OMG. You would not believe what I did.
G: WHAT did you did???
J: Left my laptop charger thingie at home.
J: with a dead laptop battery.
G: *gasp*
J: EXACTLY!
J: So, luckily Best Buy had one.  *whew*
G: whew is right
J: I nearly cried when i figured out what i did.
J: do you happen to know the zip code here in [town]?
G: 12345.
G: I just made that up
J: 12445
J: but thanks for your help.
G: that was pretty damn close. LOL
J: 
J: so, want a little wedding update?
G: go for it.
J: called [chapel]. Nothing until Nov. 8.
J: which, i knew i’d be lucky if there was something open.
G: k
G: right
J: but, i know the lady who works there and she said if there’s a cancellation she’ll call me first.
J: she also said that there’s a girl who has 2 times booked on Sept. 13, so she called her to see if she still wants both times (had to leave a msg) and if not then i could have the time she doesn’t want.
G: sweet
J: i called [botanical gardens] and left a message.
J: and that’s all.
G: okey dokey
J: Oh, my. the next bachelor is British. Even if he’s a tool i’m pretty sure i’ll fall in love with him
G: LOL
G: I know……that commercial is annoying me
J: you guys are under a winter storm warning until 6 am.
G: yep!
G: I went and put fresh litter in the litter box and Boy Cat followed me in and took a crap in it.
J: LOL!
G: and then [Girl Cat] will beat him up
J: well, i have the cords for my iPod, my phone, my camera that doesn’t work anymore, but not the one for my laptop!
G: WTG!!
J: i know!
J: but i kept all the packaging… i’m thinking i’ll say, “i bought this in LR and it doesn’t fit my laptop…”
G: LOL
G: no… *nerd glasses*
J: yeah, that’s more like it!
G: oh the weather outside is frightful
G: here it comes
G: been coming down in huge flakes for a good 10 minutes that we’ve been watching.
G: and there was some on my car when we noticed it was snowing.
G: wasn’t supposed to start until later
J: what are you going to do with the boys all day tomorrow????
G: no clue
G: yell, scream, play wii,
J: sounds like fun!
G: play let’s do laundry
G: send one to my mom’s
G: Saturday, OMG, I got so mad at Boy1
G: he often walks over to my mom’s
G: and Boy2 stays here
G: well Saturday they BOTH went
G: and I was still getting dressed upstairs cleaning and I was yelling out the door as they left to stay together, Boy2 watch for cars, giving him the run down…Boy1 WATCH YOUR BROTHER.
G: AND cleaning
G: anyway, a few minutes later, I hear the door. It’s Boy2. Boy1 took off through the woods to grandmas and Boy2 wanted to stay ON THE ROAD like a sensible child.
G: and Boy1 just left him.
G: I WAS SO MAD. so I drove Boy2 over there and Boy1 had just got there, w/o Boy2 and so my mom is starting to walk down her driveway to go look for him!
J: OMG! I would have been MAD, too!!!
G: so I made Boy1 come home with me and clean.
G: I mean Boy2 is smart and has sense. He could’ve made it fine I’m sure. But he was even smarter just to come back home.
G: I was yelling at Boy1 “He’s SIX”
G: and then my mom says, “When did he get sick?”
G: *smacks forehead*
J: LMAO!!!!
J: seriously LOL!
G: the “stuff” that is left on the radar doesn’t look like it would be nearly as much snow as what they’re saying
J: i hope not for your sake!
G: well, I’d rather it snow 8″ than 2″ personally
J: yeah, i agree. if it’s going to snow it might as well SNOW
J: if the reception is at [convention center]i can have chicken strips.
G: There’s not an icon to represent how big I just sighed.
J: 
J: good grief. Even with just finger foods i’m looking at at least $1000 for food.
J: there’s not an icon to represent how big i just sighed.
G: OMG, I clenched my jaw too much last night when I was sleeping apparently
G: and it keeps popping and cracking and hurts
J: ouch
J: i think i might just elope.
G: well, if you elope you have to give Boy1 $50 to go rent a tux to wear somewhere
G: because by gosh, that’s his DREAM! to wear a TUX! Do you understand??
G: stupid Yahoo
G: if you responded I didn’t get it.
J: i just said, “LOL”
G: well I am quite serious!!! You elope, I won’t care, but this is his dream!
G: Oh man……on Daily Show they’er playing the Mexican Viva Obama band that JC was dancing with….
G: and it’s making me crave mexican food
J: i have a taco bell just next door.
G: no, but *real* mexican
G: cheese enchilladas
G: with chips & salsa
J: okay. help me think through this idea. [hick town] community center has a big banquet room with a kitchen. it’s $175 to rent the whole thing with tables and chairs and everything. would i hate myself for having it there?
G:  *rolls eyes*
J: but then i’d have to decorate and all that crap.
G: yes, and who would do the food then?
G: just stop by walmarts & pick up some cheese trays?
J: what if we just had cake in the parking lot?
G: fine,t hat works
J: oohh… my boyfriend JC  is on MTV
G: *rolls eyes*
J: you never realize how much you like being home until your stuck somewhere you don’t want to be!
G: yeah, no kidding
G: especially this weather. I don’t want to be anywhere else.
J: man, my feet are so hot
G: mine are too!!!
J: i may have to turn the ac on in here.
G: the rest of me is just peachy
J: all bridal gowns are on sale at David’s bridal from March 1 thru 14th.
G: I saw that
G: that’s not much time to pick one
J: i know.
G: I’m sure there will be another sale some time
J: and it’s not like they won’t have a sale between now and when we do get married
J: great minds think alike!
J: did i tell you that Bob asked me when he could see my dress?
G: no
J: i told him, “when i walk down the aisle.” he said, “well then you better pick a good one.”
G: uh, duh
G: ok I am not going to outlast you tonight
J: no, i was just fixing to say that i’m so tired i can’t keep my eyes open anymore
G: I can’t keep my eyes open
G: LOL
G: okay, there’s a small chance Boy1 will have a game but otherwise I’ll be here watching AI
G: Goodo night
J: nite!

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