Not Quite Fascinating

J: so, i will be in the last group to get my rebate check.
G: us too
J: Bob should get his next week
G: if I were single no……but Mr. 91
J: lol!
J: well, i’m Ms. 95
J: i told Bob that you can tell anal pencil pushers made up the schedule. they could have mixed it up, but no. they had to go in number order.

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J: i’m gonna add Sweet Caroline to my wedding playlist
G: you better
J: think Boy2 will dance with me on that song?
G: I can make you a Boy2 mix CD if you like
G: totally
J: so, i just need to find someone with speakers i can hook my iPod thingie up to.
J: yes, a Boy2 mix CD would be great!
J: argh. i hate organs and all the wedding marches on iTunes are ugly and organy.
J: awesome! that would be really cool if they could play. i bet no one else there would ever expect that!
J: so… would it be entirely bad for me to sing at the ceremony?
G: ummm….no
G: I guess it depends what song……
G: because if it’s cheesy, Vince will laugh
G: and then well, that’s it for me
J: LOL! i was thinking about You Light Up My Life or Wind Beneath My Wings
G: Vince’s got earphones on…..I was going to run that by him.
G: he doesn’t have his messenger on either
J: i’m sure he’d approve
G: “NO I can’t”
G: “Tell me when she’ll sing that and I’ll leave the building”
G: and now he’s singing
G: I cross my heart and promise tooooooooooo give all ive got to give to make all your dreams come truuuuuue in all the worllllllllld. You’ll never find. A love as truuuuuuuue as mine.
G: watch out…….you might want to block him from your messenger list
J: lol!
J: actually, it’s a really pretty song called “Here”. It was in Paula Deen’s wedding. I saw it on her tv show.

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J: hi ya!
G: howdy!
J: whatcha doin?
G: Watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
J: that sounds like fun (really!)
G: my children chatter more than a theater full of black people though…..non stop
J: LOL!
G: do anything exciting this weekend?
J: ummm… we bought a coffee table
J: mom says we have to get married now that we own a piece of furniture
J: and we saw “Baby Mama”. it was so funny.
G: LOL
J: my job is going to dive me to drinking. seriously.
G: I’m sorry
J: it’s okay. it’s all my fault. i’m the one who wanted to be important again.
G: I know…..I have nothing else to say but I’m sorry. You’re right….you just HAD to have a new job.
J: lol! oh well…
J: did you do anything fun this weekend?
G: well yesterday was my crazy day. We literally didn’t stop from 7am til bedtime…….it was a loooooooooooooooog day. So today we did nothing which was all I wanted to do.
J: i hate days like that!
G: well we had fun…the boys had fun
J: good. what did ya’ll do?
G: soccer, showed the house, wedding, Boy2’s birthday
J: wow. that was a busy day! are the people interested in the house?
G: he seemed like it. haven’t heard back yet. He said he’d think a few days.
J: cool. i’ll keep my fingers crossed for you!
G: thank you!!!
G: OMG, I have hideous cramps this evening…….
G: I haven’t moved either
J: ugh. ick.
J: OMG. How many remote controls do normal people have???
G: about 8?
J: between that and cords for my computer
G: another 8
J: lol! that’s so true
J: LOL!!
J: thank God someone is finally stepping up to the plate.
G: man, Boy2 wants ice cream……..
G: which I can almost always resist
G: but MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
J: i’m actually full for once
J: so, i think i’m going to place a MK order. C needs some stuff and she’s not active anymore. do you want anything?
G: okay, yes!
G: hang on
J: ok
G: well. wait…I was wanting the microderm but I’m trying to use more all natural stuff and placed a big order. Let me see if I got a scrub or not
J: MK now has stuff like Bare Minerals
G: oh yeah?
J: yeah. guess i should have paid more attention
G: okay, nevermind…….
G: Ingredients in this product are linked to: Cancer Developmental/reproductive toxicity Violations, Restrictions & Warnings Allergies/immunotoxicity Other concerns for ingredients used in this product: Neurotoxicity, Endocrine disruption, Persistence and bioaccumulation, Organ system toxicity (non-reproductive), Irritation (skin, eyes, or lungs), Enhanced skin absorption, Contamination concerns, Occupational hazards, Biochemical or cellular level changes
J: good lord! what is that?
G: for the microderm abrasion stuff
J: crap!
G: just about everything has that though
J: i know you’re going to love to hear me say this, but I HATE LAUNDRY!!!
G: I’m going to cry when I get to mine. They made me swear last night that I would rest my back today…..
G: and it’s piled to the top of the laundry chute
J: speaking of, how is your back?
G: well better now that I haven’t done anything the last day or so
J: well maybe that’ll help you
J: OMG. How many pillows does a normal person need? NOT 10 like me.
G: I think it’s 8 as well
J: LOL!
J: oh, yeah. W LOVES her apron.
G: yeah, she e-mailed me too!!
J: she keeps talking about how cute everything is. she may be your new biggest fan!
G: yay!
J: man, i just painted my nails yesterday and it’s all peeled off.
G: yuck
J: guess that’s what i get for buying $.93 nail polish
J: oh, you should see my cute purse i got at Target for $4.37
G: oh yeah??
J: yeah. and i got another one for $3.23
J: Bob said, “do you really need two purses?”
J: i replied, “for $3.23 you’re lucky i’m not getting 6.”
G: LOL
G: how hard is it to NOT leave a glass of water or cup of water or iron water pourer of water laying around for the cats to knock over??????
J: um, depends on who you’re expecting NOT to do it
G: oh just damn near anyone would help
J: what if i got a kitty that looks just like kitty?
G: that would be a great idea!
J: i think so. i’ve given up on getting Audrey.
G: *rolls eyes*
J: the only thing is, this apartment is kinda small… i can’t imagine a big ole dog and a little ole cat in it all day. alone.
G: well a little ole cat won’t take up much space
J: i know, but what if they don’t get along???
G: well a kitty at the shelter will be used to dogs and [Bob's Dog] seems pretty laid back
J: yes, he is. we went walking this morning and all these dogs were barking at us and duke just kept walking like he owned the world.
G: okay, so best thing about this wedding we went to–in Boy1 & Boy2’s humble opinons–CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
J: LOL! I think we may have the chocolate fountain afterall
G: well, it’ll be the greatest day of their lives…….tuxes AND the chocolate fountain
J: LOL!!!
G: Boy1’s still trying to work up to Best Man though
J: that’s awesome!
[pocture}
J: OMG! How cute!!!
G: isn't he cuuuuute? I can't stand it.
[picture]
J: well that looks like a disaster just waiting to happen!
G: LOL…..that PLUS a chocolate fountain..imagine
J: LOL!
G: I have a picture but the flash washed out the intensity of the chocolate!
J: nice!
G: oh, and I took a picture of the centerpiece because it was cute but really easy……minus the lillies I’m sure it was picked out of the yard!
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J: that’s really pretty
J: i should start planting some flowers or something
G: yeah……get to it….
G: LOL
G: everything will be wilted by the end of August! LOL
J: that’s the truth
G: I wonder if we could time gladiolas to bloom?
G: the bridesmaids just carried like two of those lilies tied together. I wasn’t crazy about it though……
J: yeah, i don’t really like that look.
G: carried it like a baby. I like the little short bouquets you’ve been picking
G: damn, I just got hungry!
J: oh, yeah. i found you guys’ bouquets at the Dollar Tree yesterday.
G: oh yeah???
J: yep. just a dollar.
G: wowwwwwww……whatta bargain
J: yep. and i’m going to buy them with my own money. not even going to make daddy pay for them
G: wow, impressive
J: i’m tellin’ ya. nothing is too good for my wedding party.
J: does this kinda look like an alien to you?
J: man, look at the time! i better go to bed!!
G: wow, crazy….
J: my mom just jabberd on for 52 mintues about so much my brain is mush
G: not sure about an alien but the stuff sticking out is weird
G: LOL
J: well, i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: good night

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G: I’m hoooooooooooooooooooooome

J: Me tooooooooooo

G: how was your day dear?

J: sucked. and yours?

G: well work was fine. my back hurts WORSE

J: ugh oh…

G: and then on the way to soccer a dump truck went over the edge of the road so we were stuck in traffic for 30+ minutes

G: “Don’t touch me!” “Hey that’s my ball” “Give me my backpack”

J: ugh. that sucks. especially with all those boys stuck with you!

G: I was texting curses to L

G: she’d gotten down ther actually, saw the truck but then they stopped traffic to pull it up

G: somehow it was coming up IN to town and went over the edge on the last curve

G: I could see if it were going DOWN the hill, it was a straight shot.

J: wonder if it was from out of town?

J: i wish you watched Greys Anatomy with me

G: I prefer to laugh.

G: a lot

J: this is funny, too

G: but actual clever humor

J: ahhh

J: i seeeee

J: i wish i was getting coffee for people again.

G: my mom got the boys toothbrushes that play music while htey brush

G: C’s is “we will rock you”

J: how fun. i want one.

G: me too

G: Buddy yer a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day

G: ya got mud on ya face

G: ya big disgrace

G: kickin yer can all over the place

G: Okay, on Monday there’s STAR WARS Deal or No Deal

J: i can’t wait!

G: TWO HOURS

G: that will be tough.

G: Boy2 loves those CBS Monday Shows

J: i have a weird pain in my right arm

G: hmmmmmm

G: does it feel like someone is squeezing it?

J: no, it feels like someone is sticking a needle through it

G: I’m trying to decide if I should take a vicodin or just tylenol PM

J: wow. is it that bad? what did you do?

G: YES! Did you think I was whining for nothing??? 

J: NO

J:

J: i knew you’d been hurting for a while but i don’t think you ever said exactly what happened!

G: I had it worked on Tues b/c it was all out of line…nothing happened

G: it’s always out of line but it was hurting a lot

G: and it’s just been sore since

G: and more sore. Still in knots

J: i’m sorry

J: i’ve heard sometimes that chiropractors sometimes make you hurt worse!

G: well it’s always a little sore after all that manipulation. but I’ve never had a problem

J: i think i’d go for the vicodin if i were you

G: I told Vince to find it…he said he had it

G: I found Valium, Precocet, some other Tylenol 3.

G: most dated over 7 or 8 years old……it probably needs to be pitched

J: um, yeah, maybe so.

J: i do have vicodin from when i had my tooth pulled. i’d bring you some if i lived close.

G: well, he’s got to have it somewhere……he got some from his vasectomy that he never took

G: OMG

G: my husband had the AC cranking

G: it was cold when I got home

G: and I turned the heater on

G: and I can hear it all blowing

G: and I’m shivering

G: so I asked him, “Oh is it cold?”

J:

J: did you take your vicodin and fall asleep on me?

G: LOL

G: no, someone forgot he was supposed to come find it…….I settled with Advil PM

J: so when are you going to give the boys a cell phone?

J: i mean what age?

G: uh, I”m not sure but not for a while

G: until they’re actually where they’re AWAY from me

J: i asked because the jr. high schools here are taking them away from kids if they bring them to school

G: KWIM? If he’s not with me……he’d be with C or SOMEONE with a phone

G: I’m going to try to get comfy & get some sleep

J: yeah, i’m heading that way myself. i hope you get comfy!

G: Vince just rubbed my knot and put some icy hot patch type things on them

J: good. hopefully it’ll help you get some rest

G: I may google back knots first 

J: lol! i’ll ttyl!

G: good night

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G: Sweet Jeebus!!!! I need a drink.
J: LOL! why??
G: where do I even begin? No they’re just both whiny and not listening and I’m soaked to the bone so I need a bath AND a drink
J: Why are you soaked to the bone?
G: that guy from Utah is coming to look at the house Saturday and we basically won’t be home between now & then. And my back is kiiiiiilllling me.
G: Um, it’s raining?
J: oh, that makes sense
G: Boy2 had baseball
G: and one of hte other moms and I went and parked *right* by the field so when it finally did start pouring, we’d be 2′ from our car.
G: except then L came, and we unloaded all our usual gear and she was snack mom so she had a cooler and then the 2 of us went and walked laps on the trail and when we were allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way at the other end–as far as we could possibly be from our cars, it came pouring down
J: lol, it figures!
G: yeah, and we even SAID, it will start pouring when we get right about *there*
G: I love that my clock is so far off on my computer that I get the reminders for events after the event
J: lol! i’m guessing that thing will never work right…
G: no, I’ve given up….. but it syncs to my phone
G: and then all my dates are on there
J: that’s so weird.
G: okay, what’s going on NEXT Saturday? There’s nothing on my calendar, surely there’s something!!!1
J: ummm… soccer?
G: no! this Saturday is the last soccer
J: well, then you may have the day off!
G: wow……that would be weird!
G: Boy2 just told us all about the movie Singing in the Rain and re-enacted some of the dancing
J: awesome!
J: when did he see it?
G: in music class
G: where they learn about……..not music
G: just watch movies
G: or make up stupid songs that have nothing to do with Christmas for the Christmas program
J: nice. sounds like a great music class to me. makes me real proud
G: Say you need me with you now and alwaaaaaaaaaaaays
G: promise me that all you say is truuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
G: that’s all i ask of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
G: I can’t hear it anymore
G: too much yelling
G: that’s all i ask of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
J: oh, yeah. i forgot about AI
G: *sigh*
G: do we need to lay out hte schedule prior to viewing?
J: i’m watching the dove awards
G: my clock went backwards
G: I was watching it
G: it says 8:00 now
G: and it said 8:01 like 9 minutes ago
J: there is this black guy singing a song. the only words i’ve heard for five minutes is “I made it… I made it… I made it…. I made it…”
G: LOL
G: nice
G: creative
J: but boy, he was SANGING….
G: I’m trying to find new ringtones
G: man, there is some serious lightning going on
G: hopefully it will move out before my battery dies!!
J: it’s really rumbling outside here
G: gosh, I barely ate today…….really…..and I was STARVING by 5:30 and I still went over points!
J: how’d you do that?
G: I don’t know. seriously…..granola bar for breakfast, SOUP for lunch…veggie soup…3pts. a rice krispie square, and 6 pc nuggets for dinner.
G: and I ate 1/2 the fries
G: and I”m 2 over
G: and hungry!
J: oh, that’s right. you’re not fat like me so you don’t get as many points.
J: i’m pretty sure i went over as well. i had a chick fil a biscuit this morning.
G: although I walked…..not much before it was pouring..
G: mmmmmmmm
G: have you tried any of the McDs southern chicken?
J: yeah. the one i had wasn’t very good.
G: if I make a ringtone on itunes can it only go to my iphone?
J: i think so. i was going to do that but i understand that it’s only for iPhones
G: stupid shit wanted me to pay ANOTHER 99c for the song I already bought to make it a ringtone. screw that. I have my other program, I just thought this would be a tad easier.
J: well that’s retarded
G: well I’ll just steal it and make a ringtone out of it and then delete it. LOL then I won’t feel so bad
J: this is kinda funny… let’s see if it translates…
J: never mind. it doesn’t
G: okay.
J: but it was funny. I lol’d
G: wow
G: LOL…I’m sure I would too
G: please Jason Castro….I’m over him
G: Carly was my fave last night
J: who else is in the bottom?
G: Sayesha
J: surprise
G: it was b/t her & Brooke and Brooke is safe
J:
J: i’m officially a Brooke hater now
G: Okay, I need to start voting
G: dang
J: what?
G: I don’t want Carly to go.
J: well, yeah. if you don’t want her to go you prolly should!
J: just don’t vote for Booke
J: Brooke
G: no, I wouldn’t
G: at least I get to hear her sing this again!
J: so they get to sing again if they are safe?
G: no, the bottom 2 are both singing
J: oh, so is carly in the bottom 2?
G: yes
G: pay attention woman!
G: LOL
J: i thought you said Siesha & Jason
J: i’m trying to pay attention!
G: no, it was between Jason & Carly for the other seat
G: and then he was safe
J: OH. so it’s Carly & Siesha… well, it’s gotta be siesha
J: Michael W. Smith and Kidd Kraddick could be brothers they look so much a like.
G: you think? they just have the same head shape….forehead/hair? Unless Michael W smith has changed a lot since I saw him
G: I’m far too lazy to get the remote
J: he’s on the doves right now and they do look a lot alike.
J: my goodness. Mandisa is STILL a big ole mama!
J: Phil Stacey & Chris Sligh are on here, too.
G: I didn’t see her….
G: we’re telling baseball tales
G: @#$@# OMG…….
G: and freaking Brooke is still there
G: I might cry
J: Carly is gone?!
G: yes!
J: NO WAY!
G: YES!
J: that sucks
G: it does
G: I really was going to vote for her last night but I didn’t see the number to text to again.
G: Neil Diamond next week!!!!!!! Suhweet!
J: there is no emoticon for the face i’m making.
J: this one will work
G: shaddup! I lurve him!!!
G: we’re under a “signficant weather alert”
J: significant? i’ve never heard it put that way
G: neither have I
G: …SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ALERT… THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN [CITY] HAS ISSUED A SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ALERT EFFECTIVE UNTIL 915 PM CDT FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES…

G: AT 812 PM CDT…DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A CLUSTER OF STRONG THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE FROM .
J: hmmm… wonder how bad significant weather is?
G: are you watching Real World this year? did we have this discussion?
J: no i’m not watching
G: I’m getting in the tub
J: okay
J: okay. i know you’re not there but i’m scared! the thunder is loud!
G: I’m sorry! It’s not that loud here. of course they’re having a catfight on the Real World
J: there was a really, really loud one a few minutes ago.
G: I hate that
G: I’m arguing with my anorexic husband (again) about his weight
G: but this thing tells me I need to lose 10 pounds and he needs to lose 6!
G: more than 10
J: what thing?
G: 10 from my not bloated normal weight. not what I weigh now. it would be like 14.
G: some ideal weight chart we were looking at
G: actually, there are several different “formulas”
G: and that’s the HIGHEST one. some are less
G: and I’m still really freaking hungry!!!!!!
J: lol!
G: OMG, you *really* have to start watching Real World–next weeks’ commercial made me LOL at the drama
G: the one girl is Kellie Pickler’s twin…but cuter.
J: OMG. I am trying to write a letter about my music ministry stuff and it’s HARD.
G: I’m no help for sure
J: one of the AG churches here in town is looking for a music minister so i thought i’d send them a cd and see if they like me. who knows.
G: oh what about singing is like praying twice?
G: LOL
G: hey, my friend [name] works at the AG headquarters.
J: LOL! that’s a good one. i’ll have to throw that in here somewhere!
J: does he really? what does he do?
G: I’ve told you that one before……..Father says that
J: yeah, i remember you saying that
G:[title]
G: whatever that means
J: welll… i didn’t know that (i think…)
G: he’s the one that knew [J's dorky ex-boyfriend]
G: from college
J: oh yeah.
J: good ole’ [dorky ex-boyfriend]
J: what did i ever see in him?
G: rolf
G: rofl I mean
G: but rolf too
J: lol!
G: wish I had some imitation bacon bits–theyre 0 pointes
G: points
G: alas, mine are not imitation
J: hey, that’s good to know. i crave those sometimes
G: LOL
G: raw asparagus
J: pickels are 0 points
G: baking powder
G: I have sliced……does that mean I can have like 20 slices to = 1 whole pickle?
J: you can have as many pickles as you want. they are all 0 points.
G: a tablespoon of beans is 0 points
J: Big Al would like to hear that
G: no, at some point you hit 1 point!
G: green beans
J: well, that’s what i was fixing to ask… if 1 tablespoon is 0 points, how many points is 2 tablespoons?
G: raw Bear…….1 point……
G: *raised eyebrow*
J: gross!
G: Cooked Beaver
G: 1 point
J: what the heck are you reading?
G: WW!!! On the WW site!!!!!
G: beef brain
J: stop!
G: raw…
G: 1 point
G: Beefalo. I like saying that word
G: Beeeeeeeeeefalo
G: hey, a bullioun cube is 0 points. maybe I’ll go suck on one of those. I won’t be able to get rings on tomorrow from the swelling from the sodium, but…
J: how many MB is in a KB?
G: 100?
G: o
G: other way around
G: 1
G: or….1 MB = 100 KB.
G: maybe!
J: so is there a way to email music files?
G: well, I’d zip it and attach it
J: ahh… good idea.
J: i’ll work on that tomorrow. i’m tired now and need to go to sleep!
G: okey dokey
G: I’m on the C’s of looking for 0 point foods
G: Caribou?
J: lol!!
G: or dry cocoa
G: no sugar added
J: gross. who would want that? or buillion cubes?
G: LOL
G: well, it’s part of a recipe I guess. It’s just the list of everything.
G: I do have carrots
J: okay, well goodnight and good luck finding a good 0 point snack. let me know if you stumble on something good!
J: nite!

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J: hola!
[Watching AMERICAN IDOL]
J now do you think it’s just coincidence that there are 3 boys and 3 girls left??
G: yooohoooooooo
J: hellloooo
G: I CAN”T HEAR THIS
J: he’s such a hippy
G: I don’t believe I moved but my WIFI switch was off
G: I’m laying flat on my back on the couch……..I had to go to the chiro today….it hurts worse now though. I’m on an ice pack.
J: ouch!
J: that’s not cool
J: so the dresses have been ordered!
G: yay!!!!!!
G: okay, that time was stupid Yahoo shutting off
J: you have more problems with Yahoo…
G: that wasn’t good
J: OMG. that makes twice she’s had to start over on a song!
G: not that I can hear it
G: but I could see it
G: FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: most homes have a “man room”… you need a “woman room”!
G: no, I’d really just rather run away….literally just run out the door.
J: lol
G: he is one weird dude. I love him but he’s weird
J: i was just fixing to say the exact same thing!
G: what’s on now?
J: nothing. i’m watching something i DVR’d
G: I guess I need to get up to tuck the boys in
J: good luck… i know it won’t be easy!
J: i’m watching the CMT Music Awards… Tim and Faith are looking old! and you know how i feel about faith hill! that’s hard for me to say
J: i’m going to take a bath & shave my legs
G: sorry, I disappeared. I need to shower too.
G: oh, and I forgot to say I’m back.
J: oh, yeah, me too!
G: LOL
J: i think i’m going to go lay down. i’ve got some thinkin’ to do and need to get to it!
G: okay…….you can only think laying down?
J: lol… yeah. i actually need to pray about some stuff and i won’t pay attention with the computer on!
G: well, I hope it all comes to you. Good night
J: thanks. me too!
J: nite!

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J: hey, should we get the sash & hem in Horizon or Cornflower?
G: looking……
G: I would say Horizon.
G: just because the darker color isn’t gonna match everything else.
J: yeah, that’s what i was thinking. just wanted a second opinion!
J: so i don’t think you ever officially told me what size you wanted.
G: today I need a tent
J: LOL… i understand!
G: Um, I’ll go with 8
J: okay
J: so, i am down to 4 bridesmaids. i started with how many? seven?
J: no one likes me.
G: now what? and please tell me it’s Bridesmaidzilla!!
J: no. sorry.
J: i guess S not going to be in it. i haven’t heard from her and i can’t get in touch with her.
G: yeah, but that’s weird.
J: i know.
G: ROFL
G: oh goodie! new Chadwicks’ catalog…….what can I find in there I like and can never get because it’s sold out??
J: lol! i placed an order the other day and it should be in tomorrow.
G: whatever
J: so do you want your dress shipped to home or shop. not that it matters when you’re best friends with the UPS man
G: LOL, I know. that’s what I told bro yesterday
G: if it’s USPS it has to go to the house!! because………don’t even GET ME STARTED on more PO trouble……
J: what is your phone number?
G: but UPS, do whatever. I’ll get it at the shop
J: it’s in my phone but i’m on it
J: oh, lord… USPS…
G: how did you make the fonts on our site so tiny & weird??
J: i dunno!
J: that’s weird!
G: okay, I just looked at one, and it changed
G: I didn’t change anything, I just looked at the code!
G: and now the next one has no line breaks
J: okay. talked to [Friend]. She’s officially out.
J: oh well.
J: i’m trying to think if i know anyone else
G: LOL……I can ask people I know. LOL
J: LOL!
J: lol! i’m behind on HIMYM but LOL!
G: where are you?LOL
J: Simon just showed up at what’s her names apt.
G: because there’s crying going on now
J: ugh oh
G: Boy1 isn’t eating chicken any more
J: why not?
G: because they’re hatching chicks in his science class
G: so no more chicken
G: but you’ll eat pigs and cows? yeah
J: i always knew he’d become a vegetarian eventually
G: I think I just talked him into a buffalo wing though….okay Jessica
J: LOL!!!
G: at the end of HIMYM
J: i’m not there yet!
J: OMG!
G: how many points does a REAL brownie have?
J: umm… 25?
G: allllllllright. I won’t eat one.
J: nah, not really that many
G: yeah, but I’ll keep telling myself that
J: okay, i need wedding flower advice.
G: ok
J: i’m trying to decide what color flowers to get.
G: alrighty
J: i really like this
J: and this
G: Just kidding. LOL
G: I like those a lot……I think they’re pretty bright though.
J: see, i know. that’s the deal. but the ribbon matches my sash
G: I LOVE that 2nd one……but I’m just not sure about that color
J: Oh, that comment goes for the 2nd ones
G: yes, I see that…
J: this is pretty minus the silver thing wrapped around it
G: I think I’d just go with cream flowers……or something neutral….neutraler
G: makes me want to grate cheese
J: i know!
G: okay, well this is TOOOOO much…….my expensive taste, but I think these colors would be perfect
J: that is very pretty. i like that a lot.
J: how about this?
G: mmmm…….not feelin’ it
J: lol!
J: me neither!
J: i think this is really pretty
J: oh, my!
G: okay, don’t joke…….because then I may lie to you not to hurt your feelings!
J: LOL
G: Autumn Splendor IS pretty though….but again, I just don’t think those colors…..
G: I mean if you go with brown and reds and yellows but the periwinkle throws those colors all off
J: i think we’re pretty much on the same wavelenghth for the most part…
J: sigh… that’s true…
G: ah shit, I can make you those!
J: LOL!
G: someone resembling my husband helped me hang laundry
G: I think I may have to go to the chiro tomorrow
G: it’s that bad again. I was sick today..like from headache
J: ugh. sorry ’bout that…
J: this is pretty
G: yes, very.
J: so someone suggested that we have fondue at the reception. i think that would be yummy and fun. maybe i just want fondue right now!
G: mmmmmmm okay
J: time for The Hills!
G: yay!!1
G: someone is glaring
J: i can’t imagine who that would be
G: i’m singing the theme song to him high pitched
J: i can’t imagine why he would glare
G: no I know
G: how does Heidi know his name is Justin Bobby?
J: maybe she watches the show?
G: this is retarded
J: yes, i totally agree
G: my Firefox doesn’t have Sasquatch in it’s dictionary!!
G: when I’m editing the IM text it always underlines that.
J: what kind of dictionary doesn’t have Sasquatch in it?
G: *shrug*
G: how is it possible to like Spencer just a little?
J: maybe if you imagine him in immense pain?
G: no, I DID like him after he bashed Heidi….just a little bit, bit I quite enjoyed that.
G: LINK
J: that’s the toilet we had in Korea!
J: we were totally like the Bevery Hillbillys come to town.
G: well if you’d have sat down & enjoyed it like those folks…..
G: look how happy they were
J: i know. that’s one of my greatest regrets about the trip now
J: so this order form says “sales tax (8.25% for CA customers, see below if MA or DC)”- so do i pay tax?
G: no
J: works for me!
J: okay. i’m tired. i forgot to tell you that i worked out earlier so if i’m not online tomorrow night you’ll know that i wasn’t able to get out of the bed!
J: i think i pushed myself a little too far, but hopefully not
G: lol, ok
J: nite

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J: yooo hooo… anyone there??

G: nope, no one is here!

J: well i was beginning to wonder!

G: well, the usual, dinner, shower, bed, whatever

J: oh crap! there’s only 4 months until the wedding. I have to get those dresses ordered!

G: well YEAHHHHHHH

G: I though you already had!

G: Or I’d have nagged!

J: NO! I forgot!

J: Okay, I have to get the form filled out tomorrow night.

J: there was something that i’ve been meaning to tell you all weekend but now i can’t remember what it was.

G: did you order [Friend]’s b-day present?

J: nooo… doing it right now… thanks for the reminder…

J: do i need to write down my order number incase I have any problems?????

G: you might………because Dog only knows the way last week was I’ll lose it!

J: hmmm… perhaps i should have gone with a different company

J: so, i got these shoes today. i wasn’t crazy about them from the pic, but they are really cute on.

G: if you say so!

G: no, I was looking for something espadrille-y to go with my dress for this weekend but couldn’t find anything

J: well, these aren’t dressy but will be cute with skirts and stuff.

J: there is some annoying person walking down the breezeway outside whistling.

G: well yeah, my dress isn’t dressy either

G: GRRRRRRRRRR…good thing I’m not there to tell him/her to stop F-ING WHISTLING

J: and then he slammed his door.

J: happy whistling/slamming door… hmmm…

G: butthead

J: my lips taste funny.

G: ummmmmm

G: okay

J: so is Ashlee Simpson pregnant for real?

G: sounds like it

J: i haven’t read anything “official”

G: but she’s not denying it either is what I read.

J: yeah, i think that’s the last thing i read

J: so, i guess Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter made it to the top of the heap on the Bachelor. i just saw a commercial and he was on it.

G: oh geez

G: she was brilliant too

G: one of the boys is snoring SOOOOOOO loud

J: lol!

G: Boy2 is having allergy junk already

J: ugh. poor guy.

G: he had a fever last night too
J: okay. going to bed now. talk to you tomorrow!
G: good night

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J: whoo hoo! tomorrow is Friday!!!
J: and that means i’m not on call anymore!
G: it’s about freaking time
G: Boy2 just sushed Vince
G: “I’m watching this” (EArl)
J: oh, and how did that go?
G: not to well
J: any yelling and tears?
G: nope
G: he’s not listening
G: if you could see the laundry laying in front of me, you’d ball up and cry
G: because that’s what I may do and I’m used to it!
J: ugh. and you know how i LOVE laundry.
G: OMG, I think this is worse than the one they did on my boyfriend!
J: that’s terrible!!
G: OMG, this freaking cat keeps licking me
J: awww… he loves you!!!
G: it’s her
G: and it’s driving me nuts
G:  LINK
G: so Vince is coaching T-Ball
G: and they got their coach shirts yesterday…in large. LOL. They’ll be nice & tight. Can’t wait for that.
J: oh, nice. you have to take a pic of that!
G: totally will
G: then I’ll put Vince’s in the dryer.
J: awesome!
G: so…
G: tomorrow…
G: Miss [little girl] is spending the day with me!
G: Their sitter has pneumonia
G: and she’s been passed around…….and I kept saying I’d take her
G: so I’m scared. She’ll either have a ball or pout & whine & be crabby all day.
J: lol! she’ll love spending the day with aunt G!
G: [Friend] said if I had enough by 3, she’d take her.
G: she SHOULD have fun. she’s had fun in the shop before but not alllll day
G: is this cute????
G: I can’t tell…I feel like I’m going cross eyed
G: or looking at a 3D picture without the glasses
J: i think it is cute, but i get the cross eyed thing as well
G: OMG
G: I’m DONE
G: folding SHIRTS
G: only
G: but I did it!
G: “Mom, you need to give Boy1 some medicine.”
G: “What’s wrong with him?”
G: “He needs medicine so he doesn’t poop every night at bed time.”
J: LOL! how funny!
J: i gotta vacuum. brb.
G: ok
J: i never can just vacuum. i find a bazillion other things i want to do as well.
J: like rearrange my living room.
G: you sure got a burst of energy
J: yeah, i tend to do that when i have a lot on my mind that i don’t want to think about
G: you could’ve come and folded my damn laundry
G: okay, this is funny………
G: I could do with all the cussing…….but the end result is funny
G: LINK
G: I thought Vince was watching someone with tourettes
J: you should have seen the dog hair i pulled out of my vacuum. and he’s just here 2 days a week. i cannot imagine when he’s here full yime!
J: what the heck?
J: i thought i sent that message 5 minutes ago.
J: my enter button isn’t working
G: *shrug*
J: what in the world?
J: that’s weird
J: okay. it seems to be working now.
J: Vince sent me that same link
G: ok
J: i was afraid to watch it until you sent it to me
J: and it’s thundering here.
G: LOL
G: is it?
J: yep
J: that was awful!
G: LOL
G: I need to get in the tub
G: my shower drain has caulk drying in it again
J: again?
G: mmmmmmhmmmm
G: don’t. get. me. starrrrrrrrrrrrted
J: ookkkkaaayyyyyyy
G: that was me being Molly Shannon . maybe you had to hear it.
G: aw @#$@#@#
G: first, it is supposed to rain ALLLLLLLLL next week
G: and then they’re saying next Saturday 64 and 60% chance of rain.
J: ugh… and i’m sure your dress isn’t adequate for 64?
G: nope…and you know, that’s all I care about. LOL.
J: of course!
G: okey dokey
J: all clean?
G: yep
J: i’m hungry.
G: not me………
G: and I made sure to brush my teeth really good and do mouthwash
G: so when Vince goes to make a snack, I won’t eat it
J: good plan.
G: because he made meatballs Saturday night……..and there’s some left…. mmmmmmm
J: mmmmm
G: yeah
G: I was really good all day….I think
J: i was pretty good, too. we went to [restaurant] for lunch and i had a sandwich and fruit.
G: your thunder just got here
J: it must have left here ’cause i don’t remember hearing it for a while now.
G: ooh, that was a lotta lightning too
J: i didn’t see any lightening
G: okay, MINUS dinner I’ve had 595 Calories and 18 grams of fat
G: alll day
G: for dinner I had a salami sandwich, (grilled on a ciabatta) some chips and a salad with ceasar dressing
J: good job!
J: i’m not sure about my fat intake, but i know i stayed within my points range.
G: Ad I’ve walked EVERY single day since Sunday….2-3 miles at least. tell me how I’m not losing weight???
J: you’re gaining muscle
G: yeah yeah, I usually say that…..
G: but I swear I am so bloated…….and I’m not even close.
J: i think i’m morbidly fascinated with polygamists. Big Love, the Texas thing…
G: could be worse I suppose
J: guess so.
G: oh great……..
G: did I tell you a couple weeks ago that a ton of kids got hurt playing soccer
J: no
G: we’re playing them Saturday and Boy1 is playing on that team.
G: we had like 3 injuries
J: ouch
G: like go to the hospital injuries!
J: omg!
G: yeah…..not ambulance, rushed to the hospital, but drop by the ER to get a splint type of injuries
G: one is saying though, “his leg got broken”
G: but actually, his leg was injured badly…….
G: and then he went home and was playing outside and broke it.
G: maybe it woulnd’t have broken if not for the original injury….but they’re being dramatic about it
J: uncle daddy is hot!
J: ouch!
G: LOL
G: yeah, he is
J: did you watch The Office?
G: YES
J: I DVR’d it. OMG! Pam & Jim… a RING…
G: wait for it……..waittt for it……
J: poop.
J: OMG!
J: LOSER!
J: that was a good one.
G: yes it ws
G: Okay, I eed to get to bed. The Princess will be here around 7:0
G: 7:30J: okay. i’m going myself.
J: you guys have fun tomorrow!
G: Thanks! good night

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J: OMG. I think that Wednesdays will forever be my least favorite day of the week ever!

G: awww, come on.

G: how can you hate hump day?

J: i was in court until 6:15 tonight. again.

J: and they have old church pews in there. with no padding. my butt is killing me!!!

J: your husband is trying to taint my fiancee

G: okay, the bank statement is going to drive me to drink…..

G: what? How??

J: he wants to know where his bachelor party is and i told him that i didn’t know if i wanted him to know and he responded, “I will taint him.”

G: ah.. LOL

G: I told [hair stylist] yesterday, “Vince says I have to take J to Chippendales for her bachelorette party.” “REALLY? I wanna go! You have to!!!!!”

J: lol! i would DIE of embarassment.

G: “Oh…I’ll totally keep an eye out for the next time they’re in town!” ROFL

G: JUNE 22…..Rock Band for Wii comes out

G: we’ll totally have a Rock Band Party

G: I CAN’T WAIT!

J: LOL! sounds like fun!

G: I’ll have all the songs learned by then. I’ll make a new Rock Band Playlist for my iPod

G: Sweet….Don’t Fear the Reaper–the cowbell song

G: Do the AI judges need to be introduced at this point?

J: um, i’m going to say no

J: i’m not going to watch until the end. don’t like that skank-o mariah carey.

G: no me neither

G: but I’m in the kitchen

G: and I can’t get up and change it

G: I’m too lazy

G: and most likely there’s nothing else on

J: no. i’m watching episode 10 of Big Love

J: oh, yeah, my friend emailed me. she’s been in probably 10 weddings- she’s like been in everyone of our group of friends from high school.

J: anyway, she said that this is the first bridesmaid dress she’s ever been excited about! we did good!

G: yay

G: Boy2’s mad because he’s never been checked out of school for anything

G: I’m gonna listen to my iTunes so I don’t have to hear Mariah

J: well check that poor baby out of school for something.

J: and how did that come up?

G: I don’t know

G: Vince told him to brush his teeth really good

G: and I think teeth…….dentist………checked out of school

G: Crap, I was going to buy theDavid Archuleta song from last night

G: but it says “album only”

G: I love that song…..but I hate Mariah, so I don’t want her singing it.

G: wait, now it says 99c on this page……but I can’t get it

J: that’s weird.

J: so do they record the whole song and sell it or is it just what they do on the show?

G: I’m having to explain this to Vince.

G: He thought David Cook was in the bottom three

G: “studio version”

G: not that he might NOT be in the bottom 3…….but, no one knows that yet.

J: and it’s a whole hour tonight. they are going to draw it out…

G: Ugh

G: I

G: I’ll go back to my iTunes in a sec

J: i mean DRAG not DRAW

G: Ugh

G: both

G: Are you seeing this?

G: the two groups

J: yeah, but i turned my dvd back on

G: and Elliot Yamin sings first

J: oh, poor baby… can’t get her horse back.

G: that is sad

G: good thing Boy1 is in bed

G: he’d cry

J: LOL

J: that was funny simon

J: paula think she’s so cleaver…

G: I was ignoring her

J: it’s gonna be 80 on Monday

G: yay

J: will you let me know when she’s done? i’m going back to Big Love

G: ok

J: are they going to have David join the group he thinks is the top 3?

G: yep

G: I’m bettintg

G: awwwwwwwwww. 

J: okay. i like David Cook.

G: that dreadlocks guy has gotta go

J: i hope the sunshine out my ass girl goes home.

G: I’m done with Kristi Lee Cook

J: i’m done with Brooke. She just annoys the pee out of me.

G: Ugh…….she’s always got some stupid little comment

G: I don’t like her

G: YAY

G: she just pissed me off. KLC

J: that’s her defense. she knows she shouldn’t be up there.

G: I was’t paying enough attention last night

G: but on KKITM they were sayig how she kept saying last night “I gave Mariah chills”

J: yeah, mariah said it during her intro piece

G: and if I hear she sold her horse one more time

J: lol!

J: i hate how country singers sing out of the side of their mouth

J: thank you Lee Ann Rimes for teaching everyone that.

G: okay, find me something to watch now

J: i’m back on Big Love

J: have you seen Memoirs of a Geisha?

G: no, it’s on my list

G: I’ve read the book

J: i watched it with [friend] and it is really good.

G: I’ve got to get in the shower. i stink

J: k

G: OMG

G: at a Mets game some dad fell over the two escalators and died!!!!!

J: i saw that! it’s awful!

G: if you found me something to watch I wouldn’t be on the news!!!!

J: lol!

G: OMG, I just had the stupidest fight………basically over cat shit.

G: you need to move back so I can come sleep on your couch dammit!  Or at least say I am

J: this is going to sound stupid, but somedays i wish that i would wake up and find that i’d never left

G: and now I can’t remember if I took a Tylenol PM or not!!!!!!1

G: that doesn’t sound stupid at all

G: Bank is looking for tellers!

J: um, no thanks.

J: i am SOOO tired

G: wow granny, it’s early

G: I’m not nearly as tired as I was last night

G: there’s this web site–Yelp

G: and it is like Yahoo Local and google Local and all that

G: reviews of local businesses

G: and somehow it ties into facebook too

G: well, you cannot list your own business though….like all the other places

G: when you add it you have to rate it……and you can’t rate yourself

J: so what do i need to do?

G: it does say, “Don’t let our friends add you either!”

G: so they know me

G: otherwise I’d do it with one of my other e-mails

J: okay. i posted a very glowing review!

G: yay! Thank you!

J: oh, yeah… i need to send [friend] an apron for her birthday but i’m not sure which one she wants.

G: you could do the one she picked on her blog? Or just a 1/2 one?

J: yay. yeah, that’s the one she told me she wanted.

G: okay, hypothetical question……

G: if your computer was very infected with viruses

G: and the tech told you that it was actually “the worst I’ve ever seen”

G: would you not run and immediately put new spyware on the computer and put it on say, your laptop if this was your PC??

J: um, i’m thinking that’d be a yes… why?

G: [friend’s] computer…..and I kept telling her she had a bug and she kept blaming her ISP

G: but it was her computer and her husband’s laptop worked fine

G: and I really tried to help

G: she could get on IM for a while but nothing else

G: and she INSISTED she had no virus.  but then she did……hundreds of things on there

G: and she’s still having unprotected surfing

J: of all the people I know, YOU are not the one I would disagree with on the state of my computer.

G: LOL…thank you.

J: OMG!!!!

J: hang on

J: i’m collecting myself…

J: on big love

J: the woman saw something moving under the covers and she pulled them back and there were rattle snakes under there and i jumped so high i almost dropped my computer!

J: i’m surprised I didn’t scream.

G: where’s the fainting over dead icon????????

G: nevermind, no desire to see that show

G: I’ll have nightmares the rest of my life

J: i’m addicted.

G: just hearing about it will give me nightmares

J: i love it. it is so good.

J: but the mean people from the compound did it.

J: because they bought their gaming business from them.

J: okay. i’m going to bed.

J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!

G: okay, good night    

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J: i wish we were in TX at the Bon Jovi/Daughtry concert
J: whatcha doin???
G: watchin that show that’s on CBS right now
G: but the sun is in my eyes
J: bet that’s not fun
J: i did good and went and walked earlier. i’m so proud of myself
G: good for you
G: L and I did too
J: yay for all of us!
G: then I went to {local eatery}
J: LOL!
J: i miss {local eatery}. what did you have?
G: well I got the chicken salad and Vince got the shrimp Po Boy and we shared
J: that sounds good, well, minus the shrimp
J: i love barney (from How I Met Your Mother)!
G: I do too
G: Boy 1 loves the *dirty* words
G: he giggles
G: like….like an 11 year old boy
J: LOL
J: i want some gravy fries…mmmm
G: LOL
G: I want a big slip & slide to slide down the street on like that last commercial
G: so that stupid litter box we got already stopped working.
G: I know
G: okay, don’t forget The Hills tonight
J : i know. i already thought about it.
G: after Samantha Who of course
J : of course
G: just making sure the schedule is laid out!
J : lol!
J: OMG. CMT Crossroads: Maroon 5 and….
J: SARA EVANS
G: seems like it
G: oops
G: wrong chat window
G: LOL
G: wtf?
G: no thanks
J: i love Maroon 5, but they both sing through their nose so i’m for sure not watching
G: no thanks
G: OMG, I’m so sore…..I just want to go to sleep
J : you know, i’m with you. i’m just tired.
G: oh well, C is distracting me…….I did’t finish….LOL
G: I’m getting my hair done at 9
G: so I should be out of hte house by 7:45–so I can stop at STarbucks.
J: of course!
G: so I need to get the boys crap together now
G: I think tomorrow will be warm enough for short sleeves??? What did {Local weather guy} say???
J: i think it’s supposed to be nice tomorrow. haven’t heard from {weather man}, though.
J: i HATE being on call
G: thta would suck
J : oh, and my bank account makes me want to cry!
G: I haven’t sprung the news on Vince that it’s Hills night yet
G: guess what it’s ttimmmmmmmme foooor?
G: rut roh
J: rut roh what? i missed the first 3 minutes
G: Audrina is going to go out with Heidi
J: rut roh!
J: it’s gonna be 64 tomorrow
G: okay
G: they can wear shot sleeves and hoodies
G: yesterday I was watching an old episode of the hills on my iPod that I’d gotten free
G: when Heidi first started dating him
G: and was still going after Audrina
G: and first of all, it was old face Heidi. Where she was cute and not plastic.
G: and it makes you wonder did she not ever go back and SEE those episodes? Of him hitting on Audrina?
J: and i’m sure that was back in the day when they were not as scripted
G: exactly. You could tell the difference in that too
G: when someone made a surprised face they looked truly surprised.
G: and Heid was bawling and Lauren was yelling at Spencer. They’re not that good at acting.
J: i’m not going to have badly dressed bridesmaids!
G: not if I can help it. L OL
G: oh, and I think Heidi has done straightener (chemicals) in her hair
G: because there were some where I could see at her temples it was obviously humid out…it curled like mine does.
G: and now it’s so limp and stick straight
J: well, everything else is fake on her, why not her hair!
G: it was honestly shocking how different she looked. she did not just get her nose done
G: and boobs…
G: Vince: “Oh Heidi”
G: I know!
J: i’m still loving those tulips i showed you last night, though
G: Sams used to have great tulip bouquets
G: I wonder if they could custom order.like if you said “I need 8 dozen for 8/29″
J: will tulips be in season the end of august?
G: they have them all the time, year round
G: I thinks Spencer is the biggest TOOL on the planet. but OMG, she’s a freak
J: it just surprises me that Lauren always has exactly what someone is looking for! she’s like a psychic or something!
G: I know. Amazing
G: are you watching this next show?
J : no
G: I need to find Vince pics of old Heidi. He thinks I’m being mean
G: I’m too tired to look for something else
G: I have washed my hands
G: 7 times
G: and they still smell like {local eatery}
J: that smell gets in your pores!
G: I guess. it’s awful
G: I used this Noxema cleaner that Boy 1 has that is very clean smelling too
G: OMG…..I’m glad I stayed on this show
G: to see this flaming kid lay on the floor and cried
J: i always miss the good stuff
G: oh well “this season” he goes crying out of thas again.
G: If you won’t pay attention to Fartina she’ll pop you….a love pat
J: how sweet
J: well, i think i’ve done all the damage i can for one night. i’m turning in.
G: ok
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow!
G: goodnight
J: nite
G: OMG. Hilliary just drank Crown Royal.
G: Vince will vote for her now

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