May14, 2008
G: did you see this?<
J: no i hadn’t seen that. i’ve decided i don’t care for Angelina Jolie.
G: I’ve not cared for her ever.
J: well, she’s had her moments with me, but overall it’s more of a love hate relationship.
[Watching American Idol]
G: that scene with David A. playin the piano & the fountain was just like Happy Gilmore. ROFL
J: i missed it. i’m recording it. i need to turn over there i guess.
G: yeah you do. How can we discuss?
G: although I should get in the tub before the end
J: shall we discuss how retarded Fantasia looks?
G: yeah
G: Boy1 was like “She doesn’t look like she used to..”
G: she SOUNDS retarded too. WTH is that?
G: screaming and babbling
J: has she done any actual singing?
G: I sound like an old lady but I don’t think I’ve understood one word she’s said.
J: LOL
J: did you see simon?
G: ROFL…….DID yes
G: ROTFL
G: that was hilarious
J: you know he was thinking the SAME thing!
G: I’m still LOL
J: i was never a fan of hers
G: no
G: I mean it was obvious she was going to win that year
G: but yeah……..doing her own thing…..not impressive
G: this girl on Real World is repulsed because her room mate is having sex in the bed next to her.
G: and then she was saying how prude she must be. Um, that’s not PRUDE, that’s common sense.
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May 13, 2008
G: Boy2 sliced off the side of one of my grapefruits
G: and stuck a straw in it.
J: LOL
G: and then carried it into the living room
J: ROFL!!!
J: that’s a great mental picture.
J: is he in his underwear?
G: shockingly no
G: now he’s stabbing the inside of the grapefruit
J: oh, well it’s not as funny, then
J: LOL
J: i have a new show i’m addicted to… John & Kate Plus 8.
G: oh she’s a bitch. I can’t take much of her
J: really?
G: not that I wouldn’t be a crazier bitch if I had 8 kids
G: but she is SO mean to him sometimes.
G: on one she told him to do one thing and he did it and then she starts SCREAMING at him at Toyr R Us
J: yeah, there’s been a couple of time where i could see Bob slapping me.
G: in front of 10000 people at Christmas
G: and he was MORTIFIED
G: Like I said, I would probably be guilty of the same if I had that much to deal with but I don’t care to watch it.
J: i just think those kids are so cute!
G: I think honestly that Toys R Us thing got me the most. If anyone did that to me, I’d want to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I mean cry and then die.
G: and he was obeying her as it was
G: and then she didn’t want him doing that
G: no, they’re very cute
J: omg. could you imagine having 6 at one time?
G: no
G: Scrubs moves to ABC Body: Dear friends, Many of you have been understandably confused by the Fairy Tale episode of Scrubs serving as the series finale. It was not. I was not allowed to say it until today, but Scrubs will be moving to ABC for its final season. We are currently filming the 8th and final season. The true finale of the show will air on ABC in the fall. NBC merely promoted the Fairy Tale episode as the finale, as it was the last episode they owned.
J: wow. that’s weird. moving networks for one season?
J: but yay for you!
G: I read that Old Christine (CBS) may move to ABC as well
G: I got some all natural facial cleanser…….
G: and it’s got a little bit of a cat pee smell to it
J: nice
G: yes, I am now shopping for a new non-toxic cleanser
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May 12, 2008
J: so, i got my wedding dress today.
J: i need to lose at least 10 lbs.
J: the dress fits, but i want it to be not so snug
G: I’m with ya. I signed back up for WW online and I’m still slacking
J: and i got a different veil.
J: it’s a cathedral one. and it’s really pretty.
G: cool
J: oh, and it fits perfectly on a hook behind my bedroom door!
J: the dress, that is. not the veil.
J: oh, and my new coffee table is coming in tomorrow. AND my wedding band. it’s gonna be a day of getting new stuff!
G: wow!
J: i know. my brain might explode!
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[Watching The Hills]
G: Vince is watching……he doesn’t know I’m watching him. LOL.
J: LOL!
J: who is that guy?
G: JUSTIN BOBBY!
J: NO
G: mmmhmmmmm
G: he got a little trim
J: he’s kinda….
J: hot
G: yeah….not too shabby (anymore!)
G: I read he was modeling for some clothing line
J: well, i thought it looked like him, but i wasn’t quite sure.
J: and i can only see the top half of my tv over my laptop screen
J: he [Spencer] is such an ass hat
J: is that word still cool?
G: Vince just said………
G: “Lo is a troublemaker”
J: LOL
G: “I don’t know who that is, but I wanted to say that”
G: “not a big fan of Lo”
G: Heidi, Heidi, Heidi…….not that you don’t deserve each other
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May 8, 2008
G: who wears their own face on a shirt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GJ6mMxLw
J: um, i would answer truthfully but i know you love that guy…
G: ROFL
G: ROFL……..Link
J: LOL!
G: yeah well
G: ROTLFMAO
G: Vince says it’s not funny
G: Like rolling his eyes at me
J: i have no words.
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May 7, 2008
G: I’m so proud of Boy2
G: booing at Miley Cyrus
J: where is Miley Cyrus?
G: on TV somewhere
J: lol!
G: Tornado Watch
J: now why do you keep freaking me out like that????
J: you know how i LOVE tornado talk
G: I just want you to be able to get in your tub and cover yourself with your mattress
J: but my tub is on the outside wall!
J: i’ve decided i have to go to the corner of my dining room.
G: but you know what, I read in Family Circle today about a tornado……..
G: and they got in their bathroom and hugged the toilet and covered themselves with a futon and that was the ONLY part of the house that was left–and it was on an outside wall
J: ah. well that’s good to know. i don’t mind hugging the toilet for a while.
G: oh, so there was an Indiana Jones commercial on TV tonight
G: and they showed Shia LaBeouf
G: and Boy2 said, “That’s Indy’s Lovechild”
J: What?!
J: LOL!!!
G: I KNOW. “WHAT IS A LOVE CHILD?”
G: “well they had a baby and they weren’t married”
G: and then we were watching the Very Goofy MOvie or something….
G: and you know it’s just Goofy & his son–no Mrs. Goofy
G: and he asked if Max was Goofy’s Lovechild
J: Where the heck did he hear that?
G: no clue
J: but it is hilarious!
G: very
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May 6, 2008
May 5, 2008
J: honey i’m hooommmmeee!
G: my word, I was going to call the hospitals soon!!!!!!!!!
J: i shoulda emailed you before i left ’cause i knew you’d be worried about me
G: I know…….you simply cannot NOT be on IM for 2 nights straight.
G: except Fridays & Saturdays of course……those are givens
J: okay, so Mariah & Nick Cannon DID get married???
G: anonymous sources are confirming it
G: but still not anyone’s public people
J: how do people not as cool as us keep up with everything???
G: no idea
J: if want a good laugh go to popsugar and listen to NKOTB’s Summertime.
J: Now, I LOVE them obviously, but this song is HILARIOUS
G: ok
G: that was retarded.
G: I only made it 53 seconds
J: yeah. it wasn’t good.
J: and that breaks my heart to sayJ: Man, i wish i had thought of a couple of these
G: I’m pretty sure if I had to work at a desk with real people I could come up with that crap.
J: we did some funny stuff back in FW. someone did put sticky notes all over my desk but not my car!
G: OMG……….
G: on this Paper Show that comes on after The Hills and I’m watching because my remote doesn’t work………..
G: this BOY, in HIGH SCHOOL……left class so he could go see High School Musical ON ICE
G: and he’s squealing
G: and dancing and singing
J: oh lord
G: oh, int he upcoming episodes…….he runs out bawling
G: loudly
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May 1, 2008
G: [link]
G: well then maybe you can’t click on that
G: from BWE, it says: So laugh through your tears over the hilariousaddest thing you’ll see all day:
J: i say that we adpot the monkey!
G: okay!!
G: just what I need
G: 2 boys 2 cats 1 fish, a possible puppy, Boy1 wants to bring home a baby chick that they hatched at school…….
G: a monkey would be the icing on the cake
J: a retarded one at that!
G: Vince doesn’t want to see a retarded animal
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