Not Quite Fascinating

G: I think this is wrong yet I can’t stop watching!!

J: that is so wrong in so many ways!!!!

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G: I started to say nothing is on
G: but Ghost Hunters is on
G: and they’re talking to ghosts and they’re making this thing light up. on a battleship or something.
J: Bob is watching MSNBC
G: *rolls eyes*
J: i know
G: you know what? I don’t even know where the MSNBC Channel is!
G: I mean it’s somewhere between VH1 and CBS
J: LOL!
G: but there’s 45 numbers in between there!
G: 335 and 380.
G: ooh, what was that?? a ghost!!
J: it better stay with you whatever it was
G: okay so on this message board I read this lady saying that her dead husband was leaving her dimes around her house…..
G: and after I read that I found FOUR dimes laying around the house! FOUR! I don’t want any dimes thank you!!
J: LOL!
G: I honestly don’t believe anyone is leaving me dimes (watch me wake up with $5 in dimes in my bed) but it’s one of those things I’d never even think twice about but it happened right after I read that!
J: LOL! i can see that!
G: my lovely wonderful free iPod dock [G dug it out of the pile of junk J & Bob were getting rid of when they moved in together] makes those freak out noises *sometimes* when my phone is near it
J: *Big Grin*
G: not all the time, just occasionally. Mostly when a text is coming in. But just now it went NUTS. And I’m watching ghost stories….
J: LOL!!!
G: good thing I just peed or I’d have peed my pants
G: and the phone didn’t ever get a call or text

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G: ugh, my IE is going nuts
G: opening tab after tab after tab after tab
J: it’s the ghost
G: I will kick the ghost’s butt for messing with my laptop

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J: hello?
G: yes????
G:
J: whatcha doin?
G: watchin (the rerun) of HIMYM and typing an e-mail
J: so, we bought a house today
G: oh!
G: well
G: okay!
G: congratulations!
J: thanks!

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G: Boy1 was told by someone at school that Obama was a Muslim and we’d all die if he were elected.
J: lol
G: I jumped down his throat so much he finally left the house. LOL
J: LOL
G: he won’t tell us which one of his idiot friends said that
G: morons, imbeciles, idiots, retards. I called them every name
G: ignoramus
J: well, and you know they heard it from someone, i.e. parents.
G: exactly
G: so I have a good guess
J: it’s ridiculous how STUPID adults are!
G: the one I call Cooter
G: which is why I think he won’t tell me.
G: because I’m already picking on those idiots

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Who even knew dogs could do this?

I’m just warning you before you watch the following video…….. It’s not safe for work. Not really safe for home. Not safe for children, or anyone with a heart condition.

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J: what the heck is up with this presidential debate being shown instead of The Office?
G: I know. WTF?
G: I’d much rather watch Michael Scott the moron than Sarah Palin the moron.
J: yeah, me too.
J: i couldn’t listen to kidd this morning [fundraiser for Kidd's Kids]
G: I didn’t put makeup on until 9:15
G: saved that for last
J: yeah, i didn’t even turn my radio on this morning. didn’t have time for that!
J: one of the girls at work got the new New Kids On the Block CD and I’m getting to rip it!!!!!
G: *rolls eyes*
J: and it has some GREAT songs on it… they include
J: Click Click Click
G: *sighs*
G: *rolls eyes again*
J: Big Girl Now, not to be confused with Grown Man
J: Dirty Dancing
G: *even more eye rolling*
J: Lights Camera Action
J: Full Service featuring New Edition
J: and my favorite…
J:Sexify My Love
G: *crosses arms & shakes head*

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G: okay, time to fill out my walmart survey of the day.
G: had to run & get mums
G: of course it’s like 4:30pm
G: wasn’t thinking
G: MAD HOUSE
G: but there was ONE freakin express lane open and then only about 3 other lanes open in the store. FREAKING RIDICULOUS.
G: and of course in the ONE express lane I had TWO things and the really large couple in front of me had 3 dozen donuts, 3 cases of coke, 4 bags of doritos…..I’m not exaggerating. And all the ads from the other stores. I’m sorry but you cannot do the price comparison shit in the express lane!!!!!!!
J: UGH! How annoying!
G: I was on the phone and complaining loudly too. LOL.
G: they never turned around
G: of course I said they had 47 things and I don’t think it was exactly that many
G: although 3 dozen donuts is 36 things right there!!
G: well and I kid you not these people in the self-check out lanes!!!!! had carts FULL
G: I had TWO things
J: that annoys me. and they usually don’t have any idea what they are doing.
G: I know. I NEVER go through the self check out with a huge cart full
G: mostly because every other freaking item says “skip bagging”
G: I PUT IT IN THE BAG!!!!!
J: I KNOW!
G: so to keep from having a stroke, I skip that
G: I hate these surveys though
G: Overall, how satisfied were you with your visit to Wal-Mart?
G: “extremely dissatisfied”
G: How likely, if asked, would you be to recommend Wal-Mart to others?
G: “very unlikely”
J: LOL!
G: How likely are you to continue shopping at Wal-Mart?
G: “most very likely”
G: there’s no freaking choice. I can hate you,
G: but I still have to go!
G: I lied & put my income is $200K or more. I want them to be scared of how pissed I am. LOL
J: LOL!

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OMG. Jeff is watching the friggen VP debate.
J: i want to gouge my eyes out.
J: neither candidate supports gay marriage.
G: she is literally more stupid than Dan Quayle and GW put together
G: have you see any of her Katie Couric???
J: no, i only saw the SNL spoof
G: she keeps going back for more
G: the other day she was making a joke on how old JOE BIDEN was. How she was in 2nd grade when he was “giving speeches”
G: UM, LADY>……..your running mate is the oldest fart in the history of the presidents!!!!!!
G: so Katie asks basically “Don’t you think it was stupid to say that seeing how your running mate is older than dirt?” and she’s oblivious
G: and then she goes how NO she respects Joe Biden & his age and on and on
J: well, from my limited perspective it appears to me that she has spent her life being the cute one and she’s still trying to live on that
G: and then if you want to get technical Joe Biden wasn’t a senator until she was in 3rd grade. LOL
G: yes, I think she’s just gotten by on being attractive and talking in circles
G: and there’s no substance thereG: this lady that’s the moderator…..
G: I don’t know who she is
G: and I’d never seen her before….
G: except I have an animated gif of her
J: thank god… final question.
G: bwah, found it:

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If you must buy gifts for someone you don’t like, my suggestion would be this: 2009 Naked Clown Calendar. And you won’t even feel bad because the money raised goes to a great cause–Multiple Sclerosis Foundation.

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