Not Quite Fascinating

G: okay, so we were discussing those beauty pageant shows you like……on my Moms group
G: and someone posted this web site: http://www.tonioverby.com/Photos.php
J: i didn’t say that i LIKE them, they are a train wreck that i can’t turn away from.
G: I hope it gives you nightmares!
J: okay. maybe i do like them a little bit…
J: OMG
J: WTH is wrong with their eyes???????
G: they have no souls
J: thats the scariest thing i’ve ever seen.
J: i’m going to have nightmares of souless pagent dolls marching around my bed.
G: LOL.
G: that was my plan!
J: with friends like you who needs enemies???

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G: I’m fighting with Vince over what he packed to wear to [spring break vacation]
G: like his seersucker pants….WTF? You are NOT going to be playing golf with 80 year old men!
J: ROFL!!!
G: and he’s GOT like 2-3 GOOD pairs of jeans now
G: and he packed like it’s gonna be 75 degrees and it’s gonna be low 60s for the HIGH
this packing thing
G: we’ve never fought about packing
G: we’re going to be gone 3 nights……
J: LMAO!!!
G: something to wear tomorrow and then 3 outfits to pack
G: he told me he’s packing “light”
G: which usually really does mean light–like 2 pairs of jeans and 4 shirts & underwear & socks
G: he’s got:
G: 2 pairs of jeans
G: 2 pairs of shorts
G: 2 pairs of pants
G: I haven’t counted shirts.
G: WTH?
G: oh, and he’s got pants ON that he wants to take
G: “Why are you bringing shorts?”
G: i thought you said it was going to be in the 60’s
G: “Yes, LOW 60’s for the HIGH…….that’s not in the morning or evenings….. I brought the boys long sleeved shirts”
G: Okay, I’ll just bring one pair of shorts.
J: LOL
G: oh, but he has no socks
G: Who are you chatting with?
G: “J”
G: Are you complaining about my packing?
G: “Never”
J: LOL!
G: 6 shirts BTW
J: oookkk…
G:from the 6 shirts comment until 1 minute ago we were FIGHTING over clothes
G: I got out this black polo shirt with white stitching
G: that EVERY time he wears it he gets COMPLIMENTS
G: and he tells me how it’s SO TIGHT
G: and I can grab a fist full of of fabric on each side of his torso
G: and then he’s got his shoulders up to his ears so I can see how short it is
J: lol! isn’t that what a 4 year old does?
G: yes
G: Vince just says, “I didn’t see that girl sing”
G: yes we were fighting her WHOLE SONG
G: “I wasn’t fighting”
G: and then he tells me how the clothes that fit normally are SO uncomfortable
G: oh, and he has to have EVERYTHING tucked in
G: well let me tell you……….it’s 10x more comfortable to ME to have my shirt untucked!!!!

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J: who is Veruca Salt?
G: the band? or the girl from Charlie & the Chocolate factory?
J: Bob just called me Veruca Salt ’cause i was whining about wanting a DS
J: i told him i didn’t know who that was and he told me to ask you
G: LOL…….it’s the whiny girl from Charlie & the Chocolate factory.
J: ha ha ha…
J: remember you are MY friend, not his…
G: have you not ever seen the Willie Wonka or Charlie & the Chocolate factory movies???
J: um, i’ve seen a little bit of the one with Johnny Depp but not the whole thing
G: *sigh*

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G: I’m going to have nightmares: CLICK HERE
J: oh, and you want ME to look at it? NO WAY!
G: chicken
J: OMG
J: what is wrong with that guy in the pic?????
G: nothing…….he’s just a body builder…….he thinks he looks good
J: but that fake tan!

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G: when you have kids I’m buying you this! http://www.nosefrida.com/
J: OMG. Do you have to suck it out???
G: yes
J: well you can save it at your house and use it when she comes to see auntie Gina.
G: nope……no thanks.
G: I’ve done my booger sucking
J: that’s going to be her daddy’s job. the booger sucking.
G: ok

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