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G: OMG, things really are getting out of hand
G: my friend has pictures on her facebook
G: her son’s birthday is in July & can’t celebrate it at school so he gets to have a party NOW so he won’t be left out
G: kids are not allowed to have an ounce of disappointment anymore
J: what?
J: come on
J: that’s stupid
G: isn’t it??
G: and people are replying “oh Timmy’s teacher does that too! isn’t that great?”
G: no, it’s stupid
G: you’re born in the summer, you get to go have a pool party. The people with December birthdays can’t do that. They can have a party at school though.

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G: okay, I have NOTHING to use to remove my nail polish………
G: not even toilet paper
G: so I opened up a tampon.
J: ROFL!!!
J: that’s quite engenious of you!
G: I am desperate!!!!!
G: I think so!
G: I was digging under my sink…….that’s all I had
J: how can you not even have toilet paper?
G: I have some icky generic ones I hate. cardboard & junk I bought on vacation in an emergency
G: I’m the only one who uses it for the most part!!!!!!
G: I’m sure there’s something downstairs
G: but the high quality TP I buy doesn’t do a good job removing nail polish. It balls up
J: ah
G: it’s doing a really good job BTW!
G: I have red on my toenails & I have put off removing it because it’s such a pain
J: well that’s good to know!
J: we should write a book on ingenious improvisions
G: okay. there’s chapter one
G: or how about 101 things to do with a tampon?

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Yikes, makes you wonder what your gyno does in his spare time, doesn’t it??

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