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J: i just had a pb&j and now my tummy hurts
G: mmmmm
G: It’s been almost 2 hours since I ate & my tummy still hurts
J: well, i wanted cheese sticks from sonic but didn’t go
G: I want this
J: i like that
J: how much would it be in american dollars?
G: more!
J: OMG! Wow
G: last I looked it was only like 1 pound = $1.65?
J: man. that would be a lot for a sign!
J: we could make it
G: I know

G: Look at this
J: That is the freakiest thing i’ve seen all day
G:
J: and we had an ugly baby at the office today
G: *giggle*
J: i shouldn’t say that she was ugly ’cause i might have an ugly baby
J: but she looks like a monkey
J: not a cute monkey either

G: Ashton Kutcher Twittered to Rob Corddry “Hey, remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTu66ubVM0M“
J: OMG.
G: and Rob Corddry replied that he was certain he was being punked

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J: i’d take some mentos right now
G: and lots of Tervis Tumblers sets
J: with my bad teeth the dentist told me no more hard candy and no more sticky candy
J: i’m about to go crazy
G: sucks to be you!!
J: i know!

G: okay……..riddle me this
G: Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick’s twins……..
G: named Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick
G: is Elwell the last name of one???????
G: or is it Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick Broderick
J: *shrug*
J: you know those crazy hollywood people just making up their own rules as far as names go
G: and I cut down the sentence…..
G: so it wasn’t worded like blablabla and bla bla Broderick . It was 2 different sentences
G: LOL, when I went to google it for another story…..it did the auto fill
G: Sarah Jessica Parker……………. looks like a horse

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G: Is it ironic that the AT&T Yahoo Spam guard flagged my AT&T Wireless bill as spam???
J: hmmm… that is a little odd i think!
G: I wonder if that would be a valid excuse for me not paying my bill?
J: LOL! you should try.
J: What is The Pirate Movie?
J: your husband is appaled that i don’t know what he’s talking about
G: Boy2 says he cannot believe I’m your friend because you don’t know!
J: What the heck is it!?
G: it’s an awesome cheesy musical take off of the Pirates of Penzance
J: ahhh…
G: well you better add it to your Netflix ASAP
J: i’ve decided that i’m going to marry Bradley Cooper next.
G: good luck with that
J: he is hawt.
G: I’m buying you this clock
J: you really ARE my BFF!!!
G: I know the kind of stuff you LOVE

J: do you think those are Ryan Reynold’s real abs?
G: yes, but the hair thing grosses me out
J: LOL
J: me too!
G: his chest waxing is growing out
G: so it’s short & weird
J: i can’t decide if it’s awesome or weird that we can ask each other random questions like that and know exactly what we’re talking about
G: LOL
J: well crap. i paid my best buy card twice last month.
G: whoops
J: no wonder my blance was off!
G: better than 0 times!
J: that’s true
J: so now i have a 63.57 credit. trying to decide if i should tell jeff or just go spend it on myself…
G: hmmmmmmmm
G: you can get an iPhone at best buy can’t you??
J: YES… i like the way you think…
G: that’s what I’m here for.

G: how many times do you think I should yell “go to bed” ?
J: 74
G: 7 to go

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G: in the [newspaper] there’s a Help Wanted for shearing llamas
J: where do i send my resume?
G: I’d pay you to do that just so I could watch
J: LOL

G: I still hate Rachael Ray
J: me too. why?
G: Just saw her on my Television and got pukey

J: too bad i can’t speak japanese
G: because?
J: i just found a job for someone who speaks japanese and they make a lot of money
G: nice
G: get the Rosetta Stone
J: that might work

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Gotta love a guy that has no inhibitions.

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Giant WTF!

What we want to know is what was the huge improvement in the 1880s??

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G: I’m watching The Listener
J: what’s that?
J: oh that new show
G: yes. It’s really good.
J: i wanted to watch that
G: well….you’re 28 minutes too late
J: I have a new favorite show in TLC
J: The Little Couple
G: oh yeah?
J: yep
J: she’s a doctor and just adorable
G: and they’re little?
J: yep
G: kewl

G: this is awesome
J: i know. i saw that
G: I showed Boy1 just the regular unedited photo and asked him what it looked like and he got it
J: really?
J: i would have never got it
G: yep. I never looked at it…….
G: I don’t know if I’d gotten it or not
G: but I showed him just the one photo & he said it in like 10 seconds
G: and I thought maybe in the URL it said mario or something but it didn’t
J: i found me a job ESCORTS, COMPANIONS, DANCERS needed for [regional] metro area. $100 per hour, flexible hours. Call 24/7 555/555-1234
G: good luck

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THIS Bathing Suit:

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