Not Quite Fascinating

G: Okay, so I was listening to something on my iPhone…….through one of hte apps
G: and I plugged in my earphones so I could hear it better and it starts playing Michael Buble
G: my iPod part does
G: which was totally unrelated to what I was listening to.
J: hmmm… that’s weird…
J: maybe it’s a sign that he’s thinking about you
G: I think it is

G: oh, you know what I heard yesterday was that Samantha Who show is cancelled!
G: tonight are the last episodes
J: are you serious?
G: yes!
J: i haven’t been watching it but i always liked it
G: Pushing Daisies, My Name is Earl…… I only have 2 shows left. LOL
J: and i LOVED pushing daisies
G: I guess Scrubs will be back without Zack Braff

G: Boy2 played a game on Vince’s computer one day
G: and ever since then, when he does a certain thing, it moos
J: LOL!
G: so you can just be sitting here and all of a sudden “moooooooooooooooooooo”
J: is it annoying or hilarious?
G: LOL
G: if it did it more often it would be annoying
G: but it doesn’t do it enough, so it’s funny

G: Boy1 is depressed……….
G: because there’s no clean bowls and he can’t eat ice cream
G: So I said, “Put it in a mug, some people always eat ice cream out of a mug for some reason.”
G: “Can you show me how?”
J: LOL! show me how…
G: I know, wth? boys are dumb
G: I love them but thy don’t think
J: lol!

G: ha, I love it when I’m smarter than everyone
G: or when I can prove it
G: Boy1 dropped his phone accidentally
G: and the battery popped out
G: so Vince was all pissed off and took it and put the battery in and it’s not working at ALL
G: so they fight and Boy1 is upset and finally he comes to me with it
G: and I take it and put the battery in correctly and all is well
J: LOL!

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G: It smells like bacon outside
J: well that’s odd.
J: are pigs flying?
G: not that I can see
G: I really do not like my dog-sister that is here for this week again. She’s on my shit list…..literally
J: ugh oh…
G: she peed ON my couch
G: she bolted out the door when we were leaving earlier…..I was taking Dog & her bowls of food & water out to the workshop and she sent me FLYING, broke both bowls.
G: and luckily no bones
G: she peed in my closet
J: oh no!
G: she peed & pooped in Boy2’s bedroom 2x
G: she’s peed & pooped all over my kitchen and at the top of my stairs
G: I have no idea how one little dog pees & poops so much
J: she is not happy that her mom left her alone again
G: nope
G: if she knew the alternative she’d be folding my laundry & kissing my ass
J: so where is your mom now?
G: Wicked is tonight
J: oh yeah
G: she’ll be back tomorrow & we’re done with her for this month
J: lol!
G: Vince’s complaining about all the stuff we have going on–which isn’t really all that much compared to some people. I asked him if he’d rather sit at home every night
G: he’s contemplating
J: yeah, at least you don’t just sit at home every night like me!
J: so i got burned over the weekend in the tanning bed and now i’m peeling in between my eyes and the tip of my nose.
G: eew
J: so my nose is about to be raw. i need to stop picking at it but it’s so hard!
G: I read that as I was picking a zit on my chin
J: LOL
G: it was a GINORMOUS one
G: like protruding an inch
G: and 3 inches deep underneath
G: and I didn’t touch it
J: gross!
G: I resisted and resisted and let it bulge and pulsate
G: and finally like sunday I stuck a needle in it, I couldn’t take it anymore. LOL
J: lol!
J: you resisted longer than i would have been able to
G: and it really never did get bad or nasty, it’s slowly going away
G: I know I was pretty proud of myself
G: OMG these two dogs are just totally bitches to each other
G: I call them that too……the bitches
G: [G’s Mom’s Dog] more than Dog
J: [G’s Mom’s Dog] is prolly jealous ’cause she’s not a full breed anything
G: Dog is trying to give me her ball and [G’s Mom’s Dog] is next to me (stinking) and she bares her teeth every time Dog comes by
G: so Dog is trying to figure out how to get me her ball

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J: hello!
G: hey
J: what’s goin on?
G: well, Boy2 wanted to sleep in the yard in the tent
G: and Boy1 didn’t (sasquatch??)
G: and so Vince said he’d sleep with him
G: and then he said he’d bring his Laptop out so he & Boy2 could watch a movie
G: so NOW Boy1 wants to go sleep out there too
J: well of course he does now!
J: why don’t you and Boy1 make a tent in the bedroom?
G: there’s only one tent
G: which Boy1 wants to go buy another one
G: but whatever
J: well you guys can use a sheet!
J: i am fixing to shoot my husband if he doesn’t find something besides Jackass to watch.

G: I’m gonna put Dog in the tent too
J: that’ll be fun!
J: why not throw the cats in there too and you’ll sleep like a baby tonight!
G: LOL
G: I went out for a visit
G: it’s perfect weather out there
G: but that ground is way harder than my bed
J: honestly it is
J: lol!
J: it was so nice out today

G: well, now Vince has given Boy1 his spot in the tent
G: I’m a little disappointed
G: I had the remote
G: I no longer do
G: I got up to go to the bathroom & it’s gone
G: now the fan is on & I”m freezing
G: I had turned it off
J: sorry!
J: how long do you think they will last out there?
G: they usually do
G: Oh I see
G: I don’t get to use the computer AND chose what to watch on TV
G: he flipped it in the middle of Seinfeld ………not even a commercial
J: i even know better than to do that!
G: I KNOW
G: very rude
G: now he’s going to stare at me because he can’t watch this
G: that’s what I get
G: still
J: okay. that is BAD!
J: that email
G: LOL
G: that just pissed him off more…………that I really did LOL
J: LOL!
G: you’d think I’m watching the Ice Capades
G: or something horrid
G: and the topper is this is PART TWO of a two part episode, part one I watched last night
G: I told him if he wanted to put it on something else fine, but I’m not watching the news. It’s too disturbing when I’m trying to go to sleep!
G: and no FREAKING Larry King. I cannot stand him
G: and he told me I needed to find something we’d both watch
G: well if Seinfeld isn’t okay, that’s beyond me!
G: okay, this is my favorite part
G: I read the guide to him
G: and he said Curb Your Enthusiasm was ok
G: the Larry David show. Larry David, the creator of Seinfeld
G: plus it’s 2/3 of the way into the episode.
G: ok, I’m going to lay down. I took a tylenol PM b/c I had a headache so it’s kicking in.
J: ok
G: I’ll talk to you tomorrow??? or do you just want to pick a time to meet [at the theater to see Harry Potter]??
J: um… i’m thinking we should be there at least 30 minutes early
G: yeah, me too
J: do you want to just meet at the theater or do you want to meet up before?
J: okay. sounds good.
J: so we’ll meet at 3:30?
J: don’t forget my instyler!
G: ok! see you then! I’ll be in my cloak & round glasses
J: LOL!
G: it’s in my car!
J: okay. Nite!
G: good night

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J: so i’m trying to get my music on my iPhone and it’s just not working as easily as i think it should
G: LOL
G: is it not letting you drag it over?
J: no.
J: i can’t figure out why
G: on the Summary page the “manually manage music & videos” needs to be checked
J: thank you!
J: i was fixing to see if some stupid box was checked
G: I still don’t like the way it does it
J: and if you remember correctly you had to tell me that exact same thing when i first got my iPod
G: yes I did

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J: Whatcha doin?
G: not much
G: watching Kangaroo Jack
J: Well that sounds like fun
G: very
G: the Instylers came today!
J: sweet!
J: have you used it yet? What’s your review?
G: well yeah, but I was already having a good hair day! so it’s hard to tell
G: I think I like it
G: the test will be when it’s damp & frizzy
J: cool. i’m excited about it.
G: and I wasn’t planning on washing my hair tonight since I worked all day & didn’t do anything schweaty
J: so Harry Potter is only playing on three screens over here.
G: seriously? that’s dumb
G: well, I have to work some Saturday
G: but any time in the later afternoon we can go
G: I can make my mom feel guilty about all the dog poop I cleaned up and extra I had to work while she was gone
J: LOL!
G: she made me so mad today too. I was crabby anyway
G: and she came in and made Dog pee everywhere
J: well, i can try to run by the theater tomorrow and see what times it plays and see if i can get tix… i’ll call you.
G: she does that high pitch voice to her and she just lets loose
G: and it was 3pm and she hadn’t been since 10am
G: and I had ONE square of paper towels left
G: and I don’t buy the fancy paper towels
J: lol!
G: and I TOLD her not to touch her
G: and she did it anyway!
G: and then she SAID she didn’t!
J: did she at least bring you a good souvenir?
G: no
G: salmon
J: yum
G: she said she couldn’t find anything else
G: and they have TONS of jewelry
G: and granted I am sort of picky, but YOU can pick out jewelry for me, [G’s Friend] could, why couldn’t she?
J: lol!
G: but the boys got
G: Totem Poles (made in China)
G: a bottle with “gold” in it (really is gold shavings)
G: bear keychains that poop
J: awsesome!
G: and an Alaska hat
G: so I guess if it’s that or salmon I’m fine
J: LOL!
J: oh, admit it… you want the key chain
G: well yeah, but I already have the pooping pig

J: hey, i’ll brb… gonna log into my work system and find out how big of a raise i got.
G: k
J: she says, her tone dripping in sarcasm…
J: i’m so excited.
J: i got a whole $9 raise
G: wohooo
J: that will mean $18 a month.
G: don’t you go spending it all in one place
J: i want to tell them to keep their money and stick it up their you know what’s…

G: one of [G’s guy friend’s] best buddies works at the [big box retailer headquarters]
G: and at [G’s guy friend’s] party a couple weeks ago–I assume he was drunk…..and he went on for a good 20 minutes about tampons & pads
G: and the [Generic] vs. Always & Tampax
G: I mean he talked about other products, but he knows a whooooooooooooooole lot about absorbency & flow.
G: so today at [Big Box Retailer] I’m purchasing those items–and I do usually buy the [Generic] brand–and I am just cracking up…….all alone. looking at Tampons
J: LOL!
J: well i have to buy some tomorrow so what was his recommendation?
G: well, really, the {Generic} brand has the same absorbency as Tampax
G: he has personally experimented
G: not with blue water either, with coke
G: I asked him if he used the blue water
G: also like the [generic] advil or tylenol or whatever has the exact same ingredients as the real thing
G: which again, I usually buy those. but I guess it HAS to be exact if it claims to be a copy of it
J: yeah, i usually buy the generic advil as well
J: jim bob [duggar] is getting his tooth worked on with no shots
G: idiot
J: i know
G: okay, i probably shouldn’t even tell you this
G: but on Ghost Hunters, they’re out in the SCREAMING WOODS!
J: oh lord
G: and it IS scary!
G: I don’t mind being hidden under the covers
J: and you live in the woods kinda
G: but out in the screaming woods????//
J: you are CRAZY!!!
G: which it’s probably not ghosts but sasquatches, but whatever
J: well i am going to leave you in your haunted forest.
G: ok
J: don’t come crying to me when you wake up skeered in the middle of the night
G: they think it was just a fox
J: ahhh
G: I have those outside my window
J: you just keep telling yourself that

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J: whatcha doin?
G: watchin 30 Rock
G: until we put in The Karate Kid II
J: well that sounds like fun
G: if we can find it
G: it’s missing

J: OMG. The Friends is on when Ross gets the spray on tan
G: LOL
G: so the other night when you weren’t here I had an iTunes meltdown………I almost threw my laptop out the window
G: you can chose to pay with Paypal and like I said, i had $90 in my Paypal account
G: so then it tells me I need to ADD a credit card to my Paypal account
G: well I only have ONE credit card
G: and it’s already associated with my Paypal account, so I can’t add it again
G: is that not the most retarded thing EVER?
G: so I couldn’t pay,so I didn’t buy anything
J: iTunes pisses me off sometimes.
G: I mean I could’ve just gone & paid WITH my mastercard and not chosen Paypal
G: but if you OFFER Paypal, then why would you have to do that??
J: it’s retarded
G: so of course I googled it, and people posted that problem on the iTunes message board ON their web site
G: and they don’t have any suggestions on helping
J: of course not

G: now I”m looking into this again!
G: from their site
G: “Can I use existing PayPal funds to pay for music? Yes. When you set up pre-approved payments with iTunes, any existing PayPal funds will automatically be used first. Like most PayPal purchases, your PayPal stored balance will be your default payment method. “
J: hmmm… well then…
G: “Do I need a credit card to pay for music using PayPal? A credit card is not required. However, if you do not wish to add a credit card, you must add a debit card or add and confirm a bank account before you can send money with your PayPal account. Learn more about adding funding sources.”
G: which is allllllllllllllllllllll already done
G: years and years and years and years ago

G: OMG
G: I’ve been looking for the blanking remote for the bedroom for 15 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
G: I came out of the shower, I’m brushing my teeth and Vince says he can’t find it
G: “I looked earlier too and it’s just gone”
G: well the last time I had it this morning was in the bed
G: and I didn’t move it
G: and if I did it would be in the chair
G: and it’s not there
G: so I start to shake out the sheets & quilt. “I already did that”
G: I look under the bed
G: under the pillows
G: go ask Boy2
G: go ask Boy1
G: look more while he’s laying IN bed
G: take all the pillows off the bed again
G: finally rip the sheet & quilt off the bed & it hits the floor
G: oh wait, and I went downstairs to get the other one
J: I’m trying to find the little emoticon of the laugher but i can but that’s what i’m doing
G: :-p
G: it’s right above that one

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J: I can’t believe that Kevin [Jonas] is engaged!!!
G: are you sad he’s off the market??
G: he’s the least cute anyway.
J: yep.
G: I’ve decided I should be watching America’s Got Talent
G: it’s this or Ghost Hunters
J: i’m watching Pitchmen
J: RIP Billy Mays
G: I would never wish anyone dead
G: but I won’t miss being screamed at every commercial break
J: LOL!
G: well, I might wish someone dead
G: but not him

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J: so, how would you not know you were pregnant?
G: I have NO idea
J: i don’t get it. this girl was not even showing.
J: went to the hospital
J: thought she had an ectopic pregnancy and tried to do a vaginal sonogram
J: the GINORMOUS stick wouldn’t go in and the baby’s head was crowning!
G: wth?
J: gonna find out after the commercial
G: great
J: they are showing a commercial for a cop show on TLC and this woman got pulled over with drugs and she tried to stuff the baggie up her butt
G: oh boy……LOL
J: this chick on this show didn’t even know when her water broke!
G: lovely
G: okay, that right there is beyond me.
G: you wet yourself and don’t know?
J: *shrug*
J: and how the heck does someone pick a name in an hour when it takes most people 9 months???
J: now i can understand how these really overweight women wouldn’t know but this was an active 18 year old girl.
G: yeah, weird

J: you have to turn it on TLC
J: see this pageant dad
J: i think he’s GAY
G: ok……I had ot go upstairs
G: but it’s on
J: okay. this isn’t the one
J: but these people are gonna be weird i can already tell
G: I saw one before where the dad was very gay……..
G: but I know this isn’t it
J: this one makes up his daughter’s routines
J: here is is!
J: are you watching this guy?
G: yes, sorry…….
G: I was dealing with Boy2…….
G: “I think I need a migraine”
J: lol!
G: okay……..Vince needs to watch this!
J: oh lord… he would react the same way jeff does
G: well there was that night we counted the “OMGs”
G: but this guy, he will love
G: and here’s what crosses my mind……..he reminds me of [someone we know]. He just sound gayer. LOL
G: but [guy] is the one that would take their daughter shopping……..
G: hell he picks out all [his wife]’s clothes.
G: and he does all the decorating
G: but if he were watching this show he’d say what we’re saying “OMG, does that guy not know he’s gay??????”
G: LOL
J: yeah, he is a bit feminine and if i didn’t know better i’m sure i’d think that he was.
J: much like what’s-his-butt [G's ex neighbor] that doesn’t know that he’s gay
G: yeah……..I’m pretty sure he is gay though

G: OMG, this guy
G: Vince’s in the bathroom
G: I wish I was recording this
J: i was fixing to ask if you were seeing this!
G: I came out of the bathroom just in time
J: can’t you rewind on your DVR?
G: we HAVE to get a new TV up here
G: no, there’s no DVR upstairs
J: oh
G: it would be another $20 a month or something stupid
J: yeah, that’s ridiculous

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