November 27th 2009

G: I found a shirt for Bob’s Dog: http://tinyurl.com/yadvozr
J: that is the perfect shirt for Bob’s Dog.
J: except it is his smelly ass!
G: Whatever
G: WE were all LOLing at some of those

J: Kitty just got something off the tree…
G: we put ours up today
G: so far I’m the only one that’s broken something
G: but we have these little light covers that pop off
G: and they’ve had one of those going nuts with it
J: ugh oh… Bob’s had enough. he’s crawling under the tree to get her…
G: LOL
G: we made the best soup for dinner tonight–Buffalo chicken! MmmmmmMMmmmmmMMmm
J: mmm… that sounds good! what all is in it?
G: buffalos…….
G: LOL, I crack myself up
G: chicken, milk, blue cheese,
G: celery
G: mozzarella cheese
G: parmesan cheese
G: and then the Frank’s Hot Sauce
J: MMMMM
G: oh and flour & chicken broth
G: we ate it all or I’d eat more right now, even though I’m still stuffed!
J: Bob is already snoring and it’s already on my nerves!

J: do you ever watch Tabitha’s Salon Takeover?
G: no, i never can catch it
J: i love it. she’s a biatch but these people need it!
G: I see tons of commercials during my other dumb shows
J: this guy has a plastic penis in his station!
J: he calls it “the bitch tamer” and tells women to take it into the bathroom with them while they are changing.
J: and this is the owner!
G: nice

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November 26th 2009

J: Happy Thanksgiving!
G: hey! you too
J: what are you up to?
G: Boy2 & I are in bed watching Vacation
J: how fun. we’re watching football. as we have done all day long
J: i just put up my tree.
J: Kitty has taken one ball off.
J: she’s so naughty.

J: so are you going to wal mart at 5 in the morning?
G: not if the whole store was free
J: lord me either.
J: there’s a couple of things i want at target, but not enough to go so early.

G: So my mom had on the dog show today
G: she wasn’t really even watching but it was on the entire time.
G: and as soon as the black & white border collie came close up on the screen her dog barked & barked & barked. She never made a peep over all the other dogs, but she saw Dog on TV and flipped
J: LOL!!!
J: that’s hilarious!
G: isn’t that funny? And we think my mom’s dog is dumb
J: see, she’s smarter than you think!
G: I did kind of get her to SIT today
G: my mom thinks you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. And she’s so ill mannered
J: maybe she & Kitty can go to obedience school together
G: yeah, good luck with that

G: my brother downloaded Skype and told us to so we Skyped with him &[his fiancé] in [far away state] tonight
G: it was kinda cool
G: except Boy2 is ON
G: and sees himself in the little screen
G: and we had to use a mic, mic because we didn’t have a computer mic (or couldn’t find the one we had once upon a time)
J: oh lord! i’m sure he entertained them!
G: he ended it all by singing “Haven’t Met You Yet”
J: LOL!
G: which I was called a brainwasher but I swear I’ve never made him listen to that song once
J: yeah, sure…
J: i am so tired. i have been up since 7 and haven’t been just lounging around like someone i know…
G: I was tired earlier but I got my 2nd wind
J: someone farted and they are blaming it on Kitty.
J: i think it was Bob’s Dog
G: Boy2 blamed one on Cat1 earlier

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November 24th, 2009

J: so, will i be sceered at Christmas Carol?
G: LOL
G: maybe
G: Boy2 says yes, you would
J: well if he says i would then i’m sure i will!
G: We’re doing ornaments part II
G: they were due today but you know, Boy2 has connections at the museum
J: of course he does. and even if he didn’t i’m sure he could schmooze his way in
G: We’re watching that Wild Hogs. We’ve never seen it.
G: I find it strange hearing Tim Allen calling this guy Woody all the time.
J: i’ve never seen it either. is it good?
G: eh, so far it’s ok.
G: it’s something we can all 4 watch
J: that’s hard to find.
G: definitely
J: Bob & daddy are watching something in the living room and mom & i are watching The Proposal in bed.
G: So you know Forever21 has the policy of no refunds/exchanges on the accessories?
G: well that’s fun!
J: oh! i saw [local/famous Reality TV star] at Sams. I was excited and my parents had no idea who she was!
J: Yes, i know that policy
G: LOL!!!!!!
G: and WTH is wrong with them??????
G: I mean you know, I don’t get local TV……I know who they are!
J: after i explained it to mom she knew who she was but daddy was clueless.
G: okay, well I got a necklace last week…..and it was broken when I took it out of the plastic!!
G: and the store won’t refund it. I’m contacting customer support……
G: online…..we’ll see what happens. We may have to boycott.
J: are you serious? well that’s like that time they wouldn’t exchange my sweater that had a hole in it because i had taken the tag off!
G: Well……I get it…..she thought it *should* be refunded. She just couldn’t.
G: they also sent me 2 of 1 shirt
G: and I was charged for it.
J: and of course they won’t refund your money… only give you store credit.
J: which is no big deal but it’s the principle of the matter!
G: yeah, which okay…….I found a sweater dress
G: exactly
J: ahhh… there’s your boyfriend playing in the background…
J: my mom is snorting she’s laughing so hard!
G: LOL
J: i greatly dislike Adam Lambert.
G: yeah…….I’m not a fan
G: I heard him on Ryan Seacrest today and he really turned me off
G: how it was okay for him to act like that because it was “late at night”
G: well not really…..not that late.
G: and how women get away with it all the time
G: well yeah, ONE KISS
G: not ALL the things…..he did a LOT of things
G: “Janet Jackson grabbed herself”
J: yeah, he did it all in one performance!
G: exactly
G: Boy1 told me he needed his phone
G: “I have to shave”
G: what does the phone have to do with shaving?
G: so he came back 4 minutes later, “here’s the shaving cream I’m using”
G: what?
G: “Didn’t you ask me what shaving cream I was using?”
G: no, I asked you what the phone had to do with shaving!!!!!
J: LOL!!!!
J: i can’t believe he’s shaving!
G: LOL
G: not often, but he does need it
J: brrr! it’s cold in my house!
G: it’s supposed to get really cold tonight

G: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/11/500x_darlene.jpg
J: LOL. i’ve been there!
G: I know, totally
J: kitty is playing in her kitty cube and she has rolled it from the middle of the living room to the wall and she can’t get it to go any further.
J: now she’s found a ball and she got in the cube and rolled over on top of it while trying to get it.
J: guess you had to be here
G: LOL

G: I really need to take a bath
G: but I’m really tired
G: I’ll be mad at myself in the morning if I don’t do it.
J: i nearly didn’t take one last night because i was afraid i’d fall asleep!
G: well, I feel like that
G: I’ve felt like that all day
G: but I got a headache and even with Advil it wasn’t helping so I had some caffeine
G: so I know if I lay do’nt I won’t go right to sleep. I took a Tylenol PM a few minutes ago.

G: I”m a bad mother
G: Boy2 wanted to sleep on the floor of our bedroom
G: which is another reason not to take a bath because he’ll never get to sleep while I”m putzing around
G: and I threw Cat1’s fetch toy and she went flying off the bed after it, and landed on his head
G: so then I’m seeing if he’s okay and he was sitting up and I moved his pillow as he laid backwards on the floor and slammed his head onto the ground thinking his pillow was there.
J: ouch!
J: O
J: M
J: G!!!
G: WHAT??????
J: My dad knows who Adam Lambert is!!!!!!!!!!
G: ROFL
G: and not [Famous Reality TV Star] !!!!!!??????
G: one of them is a good Christian!
J: my mom & i were talking about his GMA show being cancelled and he said, “Yeah, he’s a fag!” LMAO!!!!
G: LOL
J: i have never heard my dad say that word!
J: he needs to hurry up and get another church. i think he’s losing it!
G: I think so
J: Bob’s Dog has got some serious gas and it’s killing me!
G: ick

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November 23, 2009

J: hey!
G: hi
J: whatcha doin?
G: well, the museum is doing an ornament contest
G: so Boy2 wanted to do one
G: and I had a good idea for one………
G: and then I realized it wasn’t possible
G: so I had plan B
G: and Boy2 is still trying to do Plan A
G: and we’re having a stubborn contest
J: hmmm… imagine that [town]
G: Boy2 says, “I’m just a child”
J: LOL!

J: so did ya’ll decide to go to tomorrow?
G: yes, I think so
J: are you gonna see a movie?
G: yeah
G: I still don’t know what
J: i would totally recommend Blindside. it is so good.
J: i would think that the boys would like it as well
G: Boy2–Mr. Football–has little interest
J: oh, so i am soooo not happy… on my channel for HIMYM, there was music and the laugh track but no voices. this is the second time this season that has happened.
G: oh man
G: I remember
J: i want a new bedroom suite so bad but they are so expensive!
G: okay, that fun project is done
G: Boy1 has been asleep since we started talking……at least
G: I think he probably took a Tylenol PM at 6 instead of Advil.
J: i am so light headed for some reason
G: Boy2 wants to stay up and watch Big Bang Theory b/c he never gets to watch it anymore
G: but I’m trying to keep him away from Two and a half Men
G: and Vince’s got his earphones on so he’s not heard any of this conversation. He’s throwing the football trying to “occoopie” himself until it is over and told Vince to please not get on to him for that.
J: omg. my legs are so hairy they hurt
G: niiiice
J: i’m gonna go take a bath and shave my legs. be back in a bit

J: well that was a chore.
G: LOL
G: you’re missing the 3 Douchebag Realtors Show!
G: Might I add Idiot Douchebg Realtors?
J: we’re watching Kill Bill
G: *rolls eyes*
J: and now we’re watching the football game.
J: a minute ago we were watching AFV
G: big fun
J: i would like to trade my husband in for another one please.
G: I’ve got 1 month left on my Vaio warranty so I’m starting to chew them out over every single problem
G: I should go back to Windows as well. THey were willing to give me Windows 7 when it was still in Beta testing but then I couldn’t download it from their download & then they said nevermind.
G: next week one is going to joke about drowning the guy with the bad bad hair’s little rat dog. There may be a slap fight
G: OMG. This dude is a freak. the one with the hair
G: he got a new haircut
G: so he says. It looks just as terrible.
J: i’m goin to bed.
J: i get to see my mommy and daddy tomorrow!
G: okay
G: yay!
J: have fun tomorrow. hope you get to see a good movie!
G: ok
G: I think it will be Christmas Carol
J: oh, that’ll be good
G: that seems the most agreed on. I don’t care
J: Bob wants to see it
G: LOL
G: well I’ve heard it is scary
G: you might not like it
J: i might not!
J: lol! how well you know me
G: I’ll let you know.
J: okay. nite!
G: good night

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