Not Quite Fascinating

April 2, 2007

J: Bob hasn’t checked his email yet. he’s going to call me when he does.
G: 
G: What good is a joke if someone only checks their e-mail every 24 hours
J: yeah, i know.
G: Tomorrow you need to show me that on your phone
J: oh, yeah. i was going to do that today and forgot.
G: I didn’t think of it til you were out the door. I didn’t want to get you fired and make you show me then.
J: yeah, thanks.
G: hey, did you get my wedding I sent you the other night?
J: yes. did you see my email asking you what black guy you were going to marry?
G: LOL!
G: He wasn’t my husband!
G: and no, I didn’t get that e-mail
J: so, can we really borrow a tent?
G: Boy2 says, “Sure”
J: will two grow ups fit in it?
G: Yeah, I think so.
G: I may have a picture
G: not stand up and dance but sleep
J: well, then it’s off. if i can’t dance in it why would i want it?
G: I thought I had a picture of it.
G: I know I had a picture of it…just not on my computer apparently
J: oh, well. that’s okay. if you think it’ll work i’m sure it’ll be fine.
G: you’re welcome to come test it out in the front yard
J: well, we’re trying to decide what to do this weekend…
G: I seriously want to go floating Sunday.
G: only heathens will be out on the river
J: that’s a pretty good plan if you ask me.
J: where would you go?
G: Probably just Kings River
J: sounds like fun to me
G: maybe White River
G: I don’t know. we haven’t discussed it
J: what is the weather going to be like?
G: White River should be colder so hopefully less snakey
G: well, that was the other thing…waiting to see
G: 60s they’re saying right now
J: that’s a bit chilly
G: yeah
G: but it’s so early the water is still so cold you don’t wanna touch it anyway so better it’s cool out than really hot
G: I love having 12x zoom. I got a pic of Boy1 stuffing his face on the sidelines of the soccer field.
J: lol.
G: so are we watching The Bachelor this year?
J: um, i’m going to say probably not. all those girls get on my nerves.
J: i want this dress [Forever21]
G: I’ve got like 50 windows open…it ain’t workin!
J: i’ve done that before. it gets a little crazy!
G: okay, that’s cute
J: yeah. now i’m looking for cute panties
G: I want this [F21] and [F21--with rude Mexican saying]
J: just incase someone ever sees them.
G: I’m watching friends, it just reminded me……
G: that [MIL] was at Dillards in the men’s section and they were having stuff 70% off
J: both are cute. the second one is perfect for you
G: and she bought Vince an argyle sweater vest
J: oh yeah?
G: mmmhmmm
G: I figure that t-shirt will be good for parties
G: you know, all the parties I go to
G: or soccer. LOL
J: lol!
G: [Mexican kids] will be able to read it
J: so i want to call Bob and tell him that we can use your tent. but i’ve already talked to him and told him to call after he checks his email. but who knows if he’ll do that tonight or next month. i hate having a boyfriend who HATES talking on the phone.
G: dang him!
J: i know.
G: did you tell him it was IMPORTANT and it was from your NEIGHBOR SASQUATCH???
G: that you let him borrow your digital camera and laptop today?
J: and i want to tell him that if he wants i’ll just spend the night with him on friday so we can get up early saturday and get out and do whatever it is we want to do. first of all, is that presumptuous that he’d even want me to and second of all, does that imply that i want to have sex with him? i haven’t explained the whole holiest weekend ever stuff to him.
J: or do i think way too much
G: you think WAY too much
G: oh I want this! Way cute! [F21]
J: but you can understand my quandry?
J: Oh, i need that shirt.
G: well, why DO you want to stay the night?
J: yes, that is very cute. i want one, too.
G: I mean really you can’t get up 15 minutes earlier and drive over there?
J: ?
J: perhaps i won’t suggest it.
G: well I have no problem with it, don’t get me wrong!
J: oh, i know
G: just say why
G: I’m *pretty* sure I had these around 1984 [F21]
J: i don’t know. i do want to have sex with him, but not easter weekend!
J: yeah, me too
J: and they have the cute panties that match the bra
G: I saw
G: I have like 5 things in my cart
J: i have 6 things in mine.
G: man, I don’t ever watch Dancing with the Stars but either this show sucks or Billy Ray SUX
J: i’ve heard that billy ray sux
G: they’re telling him he’s better
G: I can’t imagine it being worse
G: and his hair is slicked back
G: and tooooo much makeup
J: yeah, everyone said he was really bad the first week
J: oh, okay so about the phone crap… help me decide Yoda… they dropped me down $8 on my home phone plan. If i go with the digital cable/internet i’ll end up paying $5 more/month. No big deal at all, but it’s such a PIA to change and crap. but I would have Oxygen & WE….. hmmm…
G: they must be the same Co…the site is even similar
G: didn’t you have trouble with the cable internet??
J: i don’t remember. i think i had some problems but this is like the supercharged one.
J: If I were guessing I’d say all these places are probably from the same company
G: I don’t know. I hate Cox for numeous reasons so I’m not much help
J: well, i’m not crazy about them but no one will put a satellite up over here.

J: Bob got his Sasqatch. He liked it.
G: ;-D
G: OMH, I wish you’d watch BAchelor and make fun of these ding dongs
G: I haven’t seen any that are particularly pretty either
G: it’s time for the last Hills but I want to see these girls
G: you need to bookmark this wedding picture [Myspace photo]
J: that’s nice. you need to go with me for my wedding portraits so i don’t forget any poses.
G: [friend] & I used to make fun of Senior Pictures where the girls had their hands on their faces like that
G: and then when they had all their hair over one shoulder
J: yeah, those are always awesome.
J: i just talked to Bob for like 40 minutes!
G: wow…amazing
G: so now does he believe in sasquatch?
J: no. he said that wasn’t even a real sasquatch footprint. whatever.
G: why would I make that up?
J: i told him that we’ll have to look for him while we’re camping. then i realized that i will probably be freaking out everytime i hear something
G: LOL
J: so should we do a F21 order?
G: yeah, I think so
J: whose turn is it?
G: yours
G: I’m pretty sure
G: I got the last one with all the stuff I took back
G: plus Vince is gone in my car
J: oh, yeah,
G: and my purse is in there
J: okay. what all do you want?
G: hang on
G: you *really* should be watching the Bachelor
G: this girl is TRASHED
J: i’m watching The Riches
J: okay, which one?
J: the one in white
G: yeah
G: she just fell over
J: he’s pretty cute
J: she’s not cute
G: no
G: I haven’t seen one that is
J: are they all drunk?
G: aren’t they always?
G: but the one was trashed
G: and hilarious
[G's F21 list]
J: anything else?
G: I don’t think so
G: are you still watching this???
J: no.
G: you’re really missing some quality entertainment
J: i’m sure
G: and some really drunk girls
J: i wish F21 would remember my CC number
G: I knwo….
G: know
G: this is funny
G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
G: it was posted on April Moms today and then I just heard Vince watching it
G: I’m going to have to find a new friend that will watch the Bachelor. I can’t tear myself away and nothing else is on
J: i told Bob you said we could walk through your woods and he wants to. can you even believe that i am dating someone who makes me want to walk through the woods.
G: LOL
G: we can all go. You Bob me, the boys, the dogs. one big family LOL
J: that’d be fun. we’d need someone to show us where to go!
G: I don’t know why they keep showing this crazy girl and the girl with the bad weave
G: LOL, the girl with the bad weave is storming off
G: and acting like a baby
J: well, i’ll start watching with you next week.
G: okay
G: I’ll tell you the girl that did a back flip in her formal
G: she got a rose
J: go figure.
J: oh, yeah, Bob made me one of those things like the sasquatch you sent him. he didn’t send it to me because he didn’t know if i could get it, but it was the buddah one and it said something about being in [far away foreign country] and if i ordered chicken strips that he was going to possess my soul.
G: LOL
G: LOLOL
G: OMG, we went to Maxican tonight
G: and these two women came and we were all eating outside and one whipped out a bag of McDonalds and ate it!!!!!!!!!
J: LOL!
G: and then these two older (50s?) men were eating and they had this boy about Boy2’s age with them and he was ON and climbing and all over the fountain the WHOLE TIME.
J: how annoying.
G: I know
G: I tried to explain (loudly) that no way in hell they were getting up to play on the fountain
G: I’m gonna hop in the shower. I’m schweaty
J: okay, i think i’m going to bed.
J: email me tomorrow about lunch.
G: okay, will do
G: g’night
J: nite

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