Not Quite Fascinating

October 8, 2009

G: Dog is talking to me, but I don’t know what she’s saying.
J: lol!
G: I thought it was “the ball went under the couch, get off your ass and get it!” (again)
G: but then she brought me the ball
J: LOL@@@
G: so I wonder if the swine flu comes on all of a sudden like the regular flu or comes on very very very slowly.
G: I’m achy
G: and tired
G: and my throat hurts
G: which I’m pretty certain with my medical degree that it’s just the weird way I get allergies
G: but I want it to stop
J: hmmm… since you’re the doctor i won’t try to get in your way

G: have you by any chance seen this SuperFetch show on TLC?
G: LOL.
J: no. i haven’t hear about it. what is it?
G: well it’s this Zak George who I have been a fan of for a long time. He goes around and does shows with his border collies. He’s been on Letterman & stuff.
G: but this show isn’t the conventional dog training or obedience
G: it’s basically “I want to teach my dog a stupid trick, can you help?”
G: like how to pour a draught beer, how to bowl, how to get my money out of my wallet & pay after I got my manicure
J: well that sounds like fun

J: okay. this stupid tornado better just move on out of town before The Office starts!
G: oh…..LOL………should I be worried?
G: I did get a tornado watch e-mail
J: they are showing the weather. “we’re not seeing anything alarming…” we’re looking at a black sky.
J: oh they said something about [town in far away state]
J: sirens are going off in downtown [town next to J]
J: so if i disappear you know i’m in the hall closet!
G: well keep me updated
G: I’m on [semi-local station] for the moment
G: it looks like it’s going north of both of us. the bad part
G: Boy2 is still at football……..did I say that already? I can’t chat with two people at once.
J: no you didn’t tell me that
J: ummm… they are talking about my roads…
G: oh,
G: well that’s not good
J: i told Bob earlier that i didn’t like that it was so warm outside because of the storm potential
G: it’s not even doing anything here. sprinkly barely
G: and still and crickets chirping
G: you know, I complain about commercials being SO LOUD. [semi-local station] does not do that. It’s much better.
G: I’m glad I’m following the [local station] weather on Twitter. Tornado watch until Midnight for eastern [state to the west] Check the blog for more details. about 3 hours ago from web

G: are you in the closet?
G: you could’ve at least taken your phone and IM’d me from there.
J: LOL!
J: i was a little scared there for a minute!
J: i think we’re safe now, though.
G: from the radar on their site it really looks like it’s north of you
G: now it’s pouring & windy
G: and Boy2 still isn’t home
J: yeah, it’s raining pretty hard right now.

G: I’m turning into my mother…..the worry wart
J: what are you worried about?!
G: oh just Boy2 being home. he’s home now
J: okay. good.
G: I mean his practice ended in [town 12 miles away] an hour ago
G: and they just pulled in
G: I didn’t talk to [the carpool mom]. Since it was downpouring
G: great. my satellite is going to go out.
G: I have some channels coming in but not my NBCs
J: of course!
G: whoops, I just shushed Vince
G: LOL
G: he was talking over Dwight though.
J: they are now showing something that tells us how close we were to a tornado. WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: so does that mean you missed the opening [of the Office]?
J: \YES
J: they are still showing the weather
G: Oh assholes!!!!!!!!!!!
G: well I just lost it too
G: @#$@#
J: how kind of them… they are going to reair The Office at 1:05 a.m. on Saturday morning.]
G: lovely
G: perfect timing
G: I’m debating on staying up til 11 to watch it
J: yay. we got it
J: only missed 8 minutes
J: you still there???
G: yes
G: it’s calmed down. I didn’t realize we were under a tornado WARNING in [G’s town] Ignorance is Bliss.
G: expires at 8:30

J: LOL are you watching this?
G: yes
J: are you crying?
G: no
J: aww… that was so sweet
G: I came upstairs to lay down in the dark quiet and it was lovely for 30 whole seconds
G: until Vince followed and Avery needs help cleaning the coffee pot
J: lol… i know… i always love being in my room until you know who comes in and starts snoring
G: I just didn’t want to hear Jay Leno. He was annoying & loud
G: not to mention NOT funny
J: but gerard butler is so hawt
G: meh
G: now we have a real emergency. we can’t find the remote. so everyone out of bed, strip the bed, throw stuff everywhere
G: and Cat1 is walking across the room with my bra in her mouth
J: LOL!!!

G: now we’re hearing stories on CNN about Psycho Sam. Lovely bedtime story.
G: I changed it. I got mad.
G: Vince says, “Yeah, did you hear about that?”
G: No. I did not. And I do not want to. With the name Psycho Sam, this can’t turn out well though.
G: “So you did hear?” NO! LA LA LA LA LA
J: who is Psycho Sam?
G: I don’t know
J: OH
J: gotcah!
J: sorry
G: I have a feeling he did not do something very nice
J: yeah, sounds like it
G: I believe the headline mentioned the word Horror
G: unless there were cute puppies & kittens in no harm behind the door that the police discovered, I just don’t think I want to hear it. Thanks.
G: you know, I do say I don’t watch the news b/c I don’t want to hear it.
G: but the other night at football [friend]’s sister and her stoner/drunk boyfriend were sitting next to us.
G: and she didn’t know what H1N1 was
G: and something else. Or someone……..I can’t remember, it would be like Jon Gosselin or something. LIke you can’t even turn on the TV and not know.
G: wouldn’t that be nice? to really not know any of that existed?
J: could you imagine?
G: I know. crazy.
J: do/did you watch Young & the Restless?
G: no
G: I mean I know who some of those people are but I’ve never watched it

G: oh, woohoo!!! my boyfriend’s new CD is already downloading to my iTunes
J: yay!
J: was he on oprah today?
G: no, it’s tomorrow
G: he e-mailed me and told me even
J: how nice of him!\
G: he also told me I can order his official 2010 calendar
G: I’m gonna do a Boy2. Put it on repeat and play it all night
J: i’m sure Vince will appreciate that!
J: i’m going to have to go to sleep
G: ok, good night
J: [J’s cat] is zonked out beside me
J: she’s so cute
G: Fartina is next to me but she’s just waiting for me to throw her rubber band
J: lol
J: ok nite!

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