Not Quite Fascinating

November 24th, 2009

J: so, will i be sceered at Christmas Carol?
G: LOL
G: maybe
G: Boy2 says yes, you would
J: well if he says i would then i’m sure i will!
G: We’re doing ornaments part II
G: they were due today but you know, Boy2 has connections at the museum
J: of course he does. and even if he didn’t i’m sure he could schmooze his way in
G: We’re watching that Wild Hogs. We’ve never seen it.
G: I find it strange hearing Tim Allen calling this guy Woody all the time.
J: i’ve never seen it either. is it good?
G: eh, so far it’s ok.
G: it’s something we can all 4 watch
J: that’s hard to find.
G: definitely
J: Bob & daddy are watching something in the living room and mom & i are watching The Proposal in bed.
G: So you know Forever21 has the policy of no refunds/exchanges on the accessories?
G: well that’s fun!
J: oh! i saw [local/famous Reality TV star] at Sams. I was excited and my parents had no idea who she was!
J: Yes, i know that policy
G: LOL!!!!!!
G: and WTH is wrong with them??????
G: I mean you know, I don’t get local TV……I know who they are!
J: after i explained it to mom she knew who she was but daddy was clueless.
G: okay, well I got a necklace last week…..and it was broken when I took it out of the plastic!!
G: and the store won’t refund it. I’m contacting customer support……
G: online…..we’ll see what happens. We may have to boycott.
J: are you serious? well that’s like that time they wouldn’t exchange my sweater that had a hole in it because i had taken the tag off!
G: Well……I get it…..she thought it *should* be refunded. She just couldn’t.
G: they also sent me 2 of 1 shirt
G: and I was charged for it.
J: and of course they won’t refund your money… only give you store credit.
J: which is no big deal but it’s the principle of the matter!
G: yeah, which okay…….I found a sweater dress
G: exactly
J: ahhh… there’s your boyfriend playing in the background…
J: my mom is snorting she’s laughing so hard!
G: LOL
J: i greatly dislike Adam Lambert.
G: yeah…….I’m not a fan
G: I heard him on Ryan Seacrest today and he really turned me off
G: how it was okay for him to act like that because it was “late at night”
G: well not really…..not that late.
G: and how women get away with it all the time
G: well yeah, ONE KISS
G: not ALL the things…..he did a LOT of things
G: “Janet Jackson grabbed herself”
J: yeah, he did it all in one performance!
G: exactly
G: Boy1 told me he needed his phone
G: “I have to shave”
G: what does the phone have to do with shaving?
G: so he came back 4 minutes later, “here’s the shaving cream I’m using”
G: what?
G: “Didn’t you ask me what shaving cream I was using?”
G: no, I asked you what the phone had to do with shaving!!!!!
J: LOL!!!!
J: i can’t believe he’s shaving!
G: LOL
G: not often, but he does need it
J: brrr! it’s cold in my house!
G: it’s supposed to get really cold tonight

G: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/11/500x_darlene.jpg
J: LOL. i’ve been there!
G: I know, totally
J: kitty is playing in her kitty cube and she has rolled it from the middle of the living room to the wall and she can’t get it to go any further.
J: now she’s found a ball and she got in the cube and rolled over on top of it while trying to get it.
J: guess you had to be here
G: LOL

G: I really need to take a bath
G: but I’m really tired
G: I’ll be mad at myself in the morning if I don’t do it.
J: i nearly didn’t take one last night because i was afraid i’d fall asleep!
G: well, I feel like that
G: I’ve felt like that all day
G: but I got a headache and even with Advil it wasn’t helping so I had some caffeine
G: so I know if I lay do’nt I won’t go right to sleep. I took a Tylenol PM a few minutes ago.

G: I”m a bad mother
G: Boy2 wanted to sleep on the floor of our bedroom
G: which is another reason not to take a bath because he’ll never get to sleep while I”m putzing around
G: and I threw Cat1’s fetch toy and she went flying off the bed after it, and landed on his head
G: so then I’m seeing if he’s okay and he was sitting up and I moved his pillow as he laid backwards on the floor and slammed his head onto the ground thinking his pillow was there.
J: ouch!
J: O
J: M
J: G!!!
G: WHAT??????
J: My dad knows who Adam Lambert is!!!!!!!!!!
G: ROFL
G: and not [Famous Reality TV Star] !!!!!!??????
G: one of them is a good Christian!
J: my mom & i were talking about his GMA show being cancelled and he said, “Yeah, he’s a fag!” LMAO!!!!
G: LOL
J: i have never heard my dad say that word!
J: he needs to hurry up and get another church. i think he’s losing it!
G: I think so
J: Bob’s Dog has got some serious gas and it’s killing me!
G: ick

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