Not Quite Fascinating

April 1, 2007

J: you should feel terrible about talking about your baby brother like that

G: hang on, showering hte dog.

J: okay

G: okay, that was fun

J: yeah, i bet!

J: OMG. If you only knew what all I’ve done today you would die.

G: I doubt I would die.

J: well, first of all, Bob took me on a hike down this trail at the Lake. About 2 miles. It was fun. Only nearly fell off the bluff once.

J: Then

J: he says, “Hey, have you ever been to [tourist attraction]?” Nope. Okay, let’s go. So we walked around.

J: Then

J: I tell him that I’ll give him $5 to climb the tower at R. Somehow I got talked into doing it. I went all the way to the top. And back down.

J: Then

G: Bob sounds boring, you need to spend a day with Boy1 & Boy2

J: we decide to eat Subway at that picnic table down where we watch the parades. He says, for fun, let’s walk up to the to the hotel. Up that big hill. For some stupid reason I say okay.

J: I am never going to walk again.

J: so what did you do today?

G: let’s see. the boys Dog & I went down in the valley and hiked. Took pics of all the dogwoods

G: had the 4 wheeler out too

J: what 4 wheeler?

G: cleaned the deck

G: THE 4 wheeler. Sheesh. LOL

G: Gpa’s old 4 wheeler he had given to Vince

G: blew leaves in the front yard

G: Vince mowed

G: built a campfire

G: grilled burgers

J: well, sounds like ya’ll had an eventful day!

G: yep

G: oh, and the boys drug [brother] up the tower too.

J: i though i was going to die.

J: so what kind of GC did [brother] give you?

G: and took him to get ice cream and crystals and to the hotel

G: um, it is for the spa, a massage, I need to look

J: so the boys talked him into getting him crystals!

G: oh totally

J: that’s funny

G: Mini Escape 1 hour 30 minutes $95 Sauna, 1 hour massage and mini-facial

J: wow. he must really like you

G: LOL

J: that’s nice of him

G: I think he saw how much work it is for his whole 3 days here

J: well sure!

G: honestly I’d rather him come back a few times a month and deal with things

J: i think you should tell him that.

J: oh, Bob thought the Sasquatch ring was funny. I had to tell him the whole Sasquatch story, though and he thinks we’re crazy.

G: that’s okay

G: did you show him the foot print?

J: no. I don’t have a copy of it. Send it to me so I can show him. I told him about it, though.

G: sent

J: got it

J: i have to tell you something.

J: I might be almost, maybe in the “L” word…

G: you are, you just don’t know it

J: well, maybe so.

J: i think he might be leaning in that direction as well. i just wish he’d say something.

J: so i stuck my toe in Bob’s face and he agrees that my toenail is going to fall off.

G: well if that’s not love…

J: lol

J: so when will J R be here?

G: oh, she’s not coming until Wednesday now

G: her BIL is a teacher and went to great lengths to get a sub so he could spend tomorrow with them. He didn’t even ask if THEY might have plans. I had told her earlier I had Monday & Wednesday free.

G: so she called earlier and asked if we could switch

J: and you’re gonna let the boys spend the day with ya’ll, right?

G: yes

G: they won’t be here until probalby noon

J: that’ll be fun!

G: so they’ll go to school in the AM

J: Orbit has gum with Mojihito flavor

G: I’m drinking a Mojito…so screw the gum.

J: ugh. I want a mojiot

J: o

J: mojito

J: so Bob tells me he’s positive he’s going to get drunk [while on vacation over seas]. no big deal, except for how in the world am i going to get around [place] with a drunk man?

G: don’t leave the hotel with him drunk

J: the reception is not at the hotel. that’s where he’s going to get plastered.

G: well then I wouldn’t get too attached to him. He may be the one in jail

J: hmmm… good point!

J: I played MB for him earlier. He’d never heard him.

G:

J: He said it was “nice”

G: 

J: he liked the big band sound and that it would be great in the background at a party.

J: i shouldn’t tell you all this. you’re not going to like him anymore.

J: but he still thinks you’re really pretty

G: LOL

G: that saves him. I’ll wait to hear my boyfriend’s whole new album. if it’s bad as that 1st song I may not have much else to say

J: ugh oh. surely it’s got to get better.

G: surely

J: did you say that you watched FNL?

G: I turned off the TV downstairs and I hear BIL singing

G: Yes

G: Boy1 put in his CD

J: lol@

G: because I didn’t charge his MP3 Player

J: that’ll show you!

G: no lie

G: Vince came downstairs and was doing the tush push

J: i bet that was attractive

G: in his underwear

J: now i need a brain scrubber

G:

G: did you see these? http://cingular.myveepers.com/cingular/start.jsp

G: http://cingular.myveepers.com/cingular/showgallery?id=bevolonghorn

G: the college one is free

J: i hate to sound like an old person, but what will they think of next?!

G: LOL!!!!!!!

G: I am doing a Sasquatch one

G: we can send it to Bob, what should he say?

J: he should say, “Your girlfriend and G are NOT crazy. I do exist. I have seen your girlfriend’s apartment. In fact, tonight when you heard the door open, it was me.”

G: Bob, I am real. I live in the woods behind J’s apartment.

G: LOL…Okay….Vince wonders why I am LOLing, now he is LOLing too

J: me, too

G: Bob, I am real. I live in the woods behind J’s apartment. J and G are not crazy, they are quite brilliant as a matter of fact. Tonight when you heard the door open, it was me

J: that’s great!

G: does he have Cingular?

J: yep

G: #?

G: *Taxes may apply. There will be a charge for the kilobytes used to deliver the content to the phone at the recipient’s MEdia Net rate plan.

G: do we care?

J: ugh oh. he doesn’t have media net…

G: dangit

G: okay, you can send it to e-mail too

J: yeah. email it to him. and me.

G: do you have the Media Net?

J: yes. you can send it to my phone.

G: hang on, I already hit e-mail but I may be able to edit it

G: okay, sent it–his e-mail, your phone

J: cool

J: that is hilarious!

G: Yay! LOL

G: I was able to preview it on my phone

G: Now I”mg oignt to do a Michael Buble one and send it to Vince

J: i sent him the pic of sasqatch’s footprint and told him to tell me it’s not real.

G: LOL

G: next time it rains a lot, we’ll go out there and look for more footprints

J: cool. he’d like that.

G: Okay, I’m going to take a bath…and check for ticks! LOL.

J: okay

J: me, too

J: i’m back, btw

G: okay

G: I put more of that brown glaze in my hair…it’s still lighter than I want it

G: it’ll probably be red

G: tomorrow

G: did Bob get his e-mail?

J: i don’t know. he was going to bed early, so i doubt it.

G: I’m watching Funniest Home Videos

G: at yoru wedding if I’m drunk & dancing on a chair, don’t let anyone video it, okay?

J: are you kidding me? i’ve got to pay for the wedding somehow!

J: kyle chandler is so hot.

G: yes he definitely is

J: so, are we going to do lunch tomorrow? i can’t wait to see your hair.

G: yep! I’m free now

J: if it’s as nice tomorrow as it was today i think we should eat outside at LF!

G: I’m laughing at this dog agility stuff http://www.doggiedemands.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=86

G: I have boxes though

G:

G: Dog is scared of a hula hoop. I’ve wanted to get him to jump through one

J: oh, no biggie! we can eat on the bench outside the shop

G: LOL

G: Okay

G: or even the picnic tables by the CC!~

J: Dog would love that!

G: you can tie him to YOUR arm while we eat

J: gee, thanks.

J: Bob tied Bob’s Dog to the picnic table

G: I’m just waiting for him to dislocate a shoulder or elbow (can you dislocate a wrist?)

J: you’re right! i’m surprised he hasn’t yanked your arm out of socket yet.

G: Tie your dog’s 6′ leash to your belt while teaching him his daily chore routines. Whether his chores include picking up laundry scattered around the house or keeping you company while you’re caring for the livestock, learning the routine while “attached” to you is the easiest way to teach him the pattern of your lifestyle.

G: picking up laundry! Why didn’t I think of that??

G: Oh wait, because he takes laundry OUT of the hamper under the chute

J: LOL!!! That’s what I was going to say!!

J: Laundry?! That is hilarious.

G: the boys socks and underwear…only the grossest things he can find.

J:

J: i need to start working out my arms. they are really flabby.

G: Barking: Respect your dog by investigating why he is barking. If it’s something he shouldn’t be barking at, just walk away from him in a disappointed manner, muttering about how stupid he is (Border Collies hate being called stupid). 

J: LOL! What in the world are you reading?

G: “living with border collies”

J: that is so funny! How do they know they hate being called stupid?

G: something I should’ve read oh, say 9 months ago!

G: that’s what it says

G: how do they know 1/2 this crap? They make it up

G: wonder if it is just “Stupid” specifically…or any stupid term….dumbass? retard?

G: Border Collies have a high startle reflex, which can sometimes endanger their lives. The suddenness of a clap of thunder, a gunshot, fireworks, or even just a book dropping on the floor can startle Border Collies into an over-reaction. These over-reactions can include nipping at the closest objects, dogs or people; leaping onto the lap of the person they feel will protect them; frenzied barking at the noise to scare it away; and, the most dangerous reaction of all, fleeing from the noise.

G: wow, I could just start them out in my house and they’ll be fine

J: lol! man. how do they figure all this stuff out?!

G:

G: http://www.abc-mag.com/

G: https://secure19.nexternal.com/bcollie/images/900.gif

G: https://secure19.nexternal.com/bcollie/images/2003.gif

G: https://secure19.nexternal.com/bcollie/images/1001.gif

J: WOO HOOO!!! The Panther’s are going to state!!!

G: I KNOW!!! and I was quiet!

J: i know! i’m so proud of you!

G: I did tell you it was good. And it was

J: yes it was.

J: well i think you should subscribe to that magazine. and submit a pic of Dog so he can be on the cover.

G: I know but man, did you see the price? Screw that. I don’t think I pay more than $15/year for anything! LOL

J: good grief! they are proud of their magazine!

G: ya think?

G: and I looked at teh current issue page and the index shows 51 pages

J: LOL!!! Look at Bob’s myspace page!!!! G: I saw that earlier

J: that’s him when he was a little boy.

G: it is?? I swear I’ve seen that before!

G: on the internets

J: that’s from a pic of a whole group of people at come cave or something. His parents were in the back.

J: well he says it’s him. surely he’s not pulling my leg.

J: maybe his parents lied to him and just told him that it was him 

G: LOL

G: no, now I see the other pic. Just when I saw that earlier I swear I had seen it somewhere before–soemwhat recently.

G: 86 tomorrow!!!!!!!! We’re goin to lay out in our bathing suits on the picnic tables

J: wow! i’m going to have to find something cool and appropriate to wear!

J: okay, i’m going to sleep. i’ve done entirely too much today.

G: okay

G: I’m going to straighten my hair

G: and try to pull it out as long as possible

J: okay. i can’t wait to see it tomorrow.

G: dang, after Tuesday it’s only gonna be in the 60s for the next 8 days!

G: sheesh

J: sheesh.

J: we’re spoiled already

G: I know

G: dont give me summer and *then* April weather

J: exactly

G: alright, nighty night!

J: night!

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