NQF consists of Yahoo Instant Messenger conversations of “G” and “J”, two friends who–obviously–chat daily with each other.

G is a married mother of two boys who owns a business.

J started out with a boyfriend and a job she hates and is now a married woman with a new job she absolutely LOATHES and would take the old hated job back in a heartbeat.

Below are some of the unknown abbreviations and definitions of the terms that we use with each other.

Audrey- J hopes to someday have a silky terrier named Audrey. **edited by G to add: G is NOT fond of this idea. She is NOT a fan of “purse dogs” and thinks it is quite ridiculous**

BF #1- J’s real boyfriend, Bob.

BF#2- J’s pretend boyfriend, George Clooney.

BF#3- J’s other pretend boyfriend, Gerard Butler.

BF#4- J’s other pretend boyfriend, Kyle Chandler.

**Administrator’s note: These names and numbers change frequently; at leastonce a month. We’ll keep you posted.

Bob- J’s real boyfriend.

F21- Forever 21- our favorite clothing store. We order from there at least twice a month!

FNL- Friday Night Lights- the TV show, not the movie

HP- Harry Potter- G has read all the books and seen the movies. J has only seen the movies. And has an inappropriate crush on Daniel Radcliff.

HWSNBN – He Who Shall Not Be Named–like from Harry Potter…the dark lord!  A FORMER friend of Vince’s that G has had it “up to here with”.   Of course he’s such a Mega-Christian that he probably wouldn’t dare to read or watch Harry Potter himself but he is the most evil person G knows.

KKITM- Kidd Kraddick in the Morning- Our favorite morning show. Based out of Dallas but syndicated across the US.

MB- Michael Buble- G’s “boyfriend” and favorite singer. At one time we thought he might be G’s cousin which would not have been healthy for their relationship.

McDs- Everyone probably knows this is McDonalds. But just in case! ;-) We eat this often as it is the only nearby drive-thru.

Maxican- also known as Mexican- Boy 2 once upon a time called it that and it stuck!

Operation FAJ- Operation “find a job” as J is tired of her current one.

Vince- G’s real husband.

Yoda- J lovingly referrs to G as Yoda when she needs expert information on the computer.

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