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G: Dog is talking to me, but I don’t know what she’s saying.
J: lol!
G: I thought it was “the ball went under the couch, get off your ass and get it!” (again)
G: but then she brought me the ball
J: LOL@@@
G: so I wonder if the swine flu comes on all of a sudden like the regular flu or comes on very very very slowly.
G: I’m achy
G: and tired
G: and my throat hurts
G: which I’m pretty certain with my medical degree that it’s just the weird way I get allergies
G: but I want it to stop
J: hmmm… since you’re the doctor i won’t try to get in your way

G: have you by any chance seen this SuperFetch show on TLC?
G: LOL.
J: no. i haven’t hear about it. what is it?
G: well it’s this Zak George who I have been a fan of for a long time. He goes around and does shows with his border collies. He’s been on Letterman & stuff.
G: but this show isn’t the conventional dog training or obedience
G: it’s basically “I want to teach my dog a stupid trick, can you help?”
G: like how to pour a draught beer, how to bowl, how to get my money out of my wallet & pay after I got my manicure
J: well that sounds like fun

J: okay. this stupid tornado better just move on out of town before The Office starts!
G: oh…..LOL………should I be worried?
G: I did get a tornado watch e-mail
J: they are showing the weather. “we’re not seeing anything alarming…” we’re looking at a black sky.
J: oh they said something about [town in far away state]
J: sirens are going off in downtown [town next to J]
J: so if i disappear you know i’m in the hall closet!
G: well keep me updated
G: I’m on [semi-local station] for the moment
G: it looks like it’s going north of both of us. the bad part
G: Boy2 is still at football……..did I say that already? I can’t chat with two people at once.
J: no you didn’t tell me that
J: ummm… they are talking about my roads…
G: oh,
G: well that’s not good
J: i told Bob earlier that i didn’t like that it was so warm outside because of the storm potential
G: it’s not even doing anything here. sprinkly barely
G: and still and crickets chirping
G: you know, I complain about commercials being SO LOUD. [semi-local station] does not do that. It’s much better.
G: I’m glad I’m following the [local station] weather on Twitter. Tornado watch until Midnight for eastern [state to the west] Check the blog for more details. about 3 hours ago from web

G: are you in the closet?
G: you could’ve at least taken your phone and IM’d me from there.
J: LOL!
J: i was a little scared there for a minute!
J: i think we’re safe now, though.
G: from the radar on their site it really looks like it’s north of you
G: now it’s pouring & windy
G: and Boy2 still isn’t home
J: yeah, it’s raining pretty hard right now.

G: I’m turning into my mother…..the worry wart
J: what are you worried about?!
G: oh just Boy2 being home. he’s home now
J: okay. good.
G: I mean his practice ended in [town 12 miles away] an hour ago
G: and they just pulled in
G: I didn’t talk to [the carpool mom]. Since it was downpouring
G: great. my satellite is going to go out.
G: I have some channels coming in but not my NBCs
J: of course!
G: whoops, I just shushed Vince
G: LOL
G: he was talking over Dwight though.
J: they are now showing something that tells us how close we were to a tornado. WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: so does that mean you missed the opening [of the Office]?
J: \YES
J: they are still showing the weather
G: Oh assholes!!!!!!!!!!!
G: well I just lost it too
G: @#$@#
J: how kind of them… they are going to reair The Office at 1:05 a.m. on Saturday morning.]
G: lovely
G: perfect timing
G: I’m debating on staying up til 11 to watch it
J: yay. we got it
J: only missed 8 minutes
J: you still there???
G: yes
G: it’s calmed down. I didn’t realize we were under a tornado WARNING in [G’s town] Ignorance is Bliss.
G: expires at 8:30

J: LOL are you watching this?
G: yes
J: are you crying?
G: no
J: aww… that was so sweet
G: I came upstairs to lay down in the dark quiet and it was lovely for 30 whole seconds
G: until Vince followed and Avery needs help cleaning the coffee pot
J: lol… i know… i always love being in my room until you know who comes in and starts snoring
G: I just didn’t want to hear Jay Leno. He was annoying & loud
G: not to mention NOT funny
J: but gerard butler is so hawt
G: meh
G: now we have a real emergency. we can’t find the remote. so everyone out of bed, strip the bed, throw stuff everywhere
G: and Cat1 is walking across the room with my bra in her mouth
J: LOL!!!

G: now we’re hearing stories on CNN about Psycho Sam. Lovely bedtime story.
G: I changed it. I got mad.
G: Vince says, “Yeah, did you hear about that?”
G: No. I did not. And I do not want to. With the name Psycho Sam, this can’t turn out well though.
G: “So you did hear?” NO! LA LA LA LA LA
J: who is Psycho Sam?
G: I don’t know
J: OH
J: gotcah!
J: sorry
G: I have a feeling he did not do something very nice
J: yeah, sounds like it
G: I believe the headline mentioned the word Horror
G: unless there were cute puppies & kittens in no harm behind the door that the police discovered, I just don’t think I want to hear it. Thanks.
G: you know, I do say I don’t watch the news b/c I don’t want to hear it.
G: but the other night at football [friend]’s sister and her stoner/drunk boyfriend were sitting next to us.
G: and she didn’t know what H1N1 was
G: and something else. Or someone……..I can’t remember, it would be like Jon Gosselin or something. LIke you can’t even turn on the TV and not know.
G: wouldn’t that be nice? to really not know any of that existed?
J: could you imagine?
G: I know. crazy.
J: do/did you watch Young & the Restless?
G: no
G: I mean I know who some of those people are but I’ve never watched it

G: oh, woohoo!!! my boyfriend’s new CD is already downloading to my iTunes
J: yay!
J: was he on oprah today?
G: no, it’s tomorrow
G: he e-mailed me and told me even
J: how nice of him!\
G: he also told me I can order his official 2010 calendar
G: I’m gonna do a Boy2. Put it on repeat and play it all night
J: i’m sure Vince will appreciate that!
J: i’m going to have to go to sleep
G: ok, good night
J: [J’s cat] is zonked out beside me
J: she’s so cute
G: Fartina is next to me but she’s just waiting for me to throw her rubber band
J: lol
J: ok nite!

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J: howdy!
G: hey
J: what’s going on?
G: watching Mercy. telling people to stop messing around
G: getting ready to write a review of my rug on Overstock.com
J: your rug?
G: yes, my rug. The rug…..on my floor.
J: well i know, but why are you writing a review?
G: because it says it is red and it’s not
J: your boyfriend is going to be on Oprah. but i know you know that but i just like to tell you things that you already know so that you won’t forget that you know.
G: of course I do. LOL.
G: and then Tuesday he’s on Today

G: OMG, I just had a heart attack. Seriously…….a heart attack
J: oh my… did you have any warning???
J: did your arm go numb or anything???
G: LOL……..Okay, not a real heart attack……a child induced one.
J: LOL
G: Boy2 got his haircut yesterday
G: and he’s been driving me nuts about his hair
G: he either wants it really long or buzz cut. He can’t decide.
G: but I told her leave it long for now. and she did and it looks great
G: and tomorrow are school pictures
G: and he just came down the stairs and was acting suspiciously
G: trying to draw attention to something else
G: and his hair in the front was completely gone in one spot.
G: it looked like it was cut to thes calp
J: OH NO!!!
G: but he had acutally been slathering on my Honey HEEL lotion
J: lol!!!
G: and it was up into his hair and just made it LOOK like it was gone in that spot because in the one spot it was slicked back
J: did he do that on purpose to freak you out or was he just being a boy?
G: I don’t think he realized it made his hair look cut

G: you know how you hear guys like Jim Carrey interviewed and they say how when they were kids they made faces in the mirror all the time? that’s Boy2. I can’t even get his hair dried. he’s non-stop admiring himself, making faces, and singing songs
J: i’m telling you… he’s destined for greatness. and i’m being 100% sincere.
G: Dog likes Nerds
G: the candy not real dorks
J: oh man… nerds sound so good!
J: i love them
G: mine are Grape & Strawberry
J: my toes are cold
G: my boob is cold!
G: I just was drinking my iced tea
G: and the ice stuck and then all tumbled down at once and the tea all went all down the left side of my shirt
G: really really cold
J: i bet that was an awesome sensation!
G: I yelped for sure.

J: okay. i can’t declaw kitty.
J: i just read an article and just can’t do it.
G: I know. I should do it too and I just can’t.
G: my new chair is already ruined. too.
J: we could order some of these http://www.softpaws.com/
G: yeah, Drs. Foster & Smith have those but they’re not cheap and you have to keep reapplying them and I know I wouldn’t
J: looks all kinds of complicated
G: this looks fun: http://www.softpaws.com/vetsandgroomers.html
J: good luck with that!
G: Toddlers & Tiaras is on!
J: sorry.
J: i’m watching Tropic Thunder
J: because i loved it so much the first time i saw it
G: that’s not even a good movie.
J: yes i know.
G: TODDLERS & TIARAS……..this woman is nuts. she said “turd in a punch bowl”
J: and now i’m watching it again.
G: and is crazy
G: this lady gave her kid Mtn. Dew and then says “she’s so hyper. I don’t know why.”
G: and another one has this annoying kid with severe ADHD and she doesn’t give her her pills when she’s competing
J: i’m addicted to a new game… i need a life…
G: sounds like it

J: i’m going to turn in for now
J: LOL
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow. Nite!
G: okay, good night
G: tomorrow is the wedding!
G: I’m so excited!!!!!!!
J: i know! me too!!!
G: I hope I don’t cry!

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G: Hola!
J: Hola! Como esta?
G: Si!
G:  I took French.
J: LOL!!!
G: We were just at [Mexican Restaurant] though. I should’ve learned something
J: you should have
J: i wish we had mexican for lunch. i made breakfast for dinner and now i feel all greasy from the bacon.
G: ugh,
G: Boy2 had a football game and I’m Sonic’d out
G: so we went for Mexican. My mom suggested it
G: Have I mentioned I hate Windows Vista????
J: not lately.
G: it won’t even open old CD Roms I’ve burned
J: have i mentioned how i hate for my cat to climb in my box springs?
G: yes, that you have
J: so i’m not very happy with my husband…
G: uh oh
J: i should be used to this by now, but!!!
G: LOL
J: so i cooked and all he did was make more pancake mix.
G: I’m not happy with him either. We pass him like 3 times a week and he never waves at us.
J: and he got the powder ALL over the place
J: and left it there.
J: then i asked him if he would clean up the mess and all the dishes.
J: after he ate he went straight to his man room.
J: if he thinks he’s going to get to “fool around” tonight he is greatly mistaken!!!
G: Ugh. Vince will say ” go ahead and I’ll get the dishes” and then dhe DOESN”T FINISH THEM
G: damn straight!!
G: I can’t copy these files to my computer because I can’t open them in the Windows Explorer
G: Boy1 wanted to check his facebook
G: and one of his friends wrote this to another one of his friends. How long has school been in session, like 7 weeks???
G: hey whatsup,  you might not see me at school cause we moved to st. louis for a year. I’ll be back in 8th grade, bu for 7th im in st. louis! later.
G: I like the “might not”
J: LOL
G: I’m glad it’s not just Boy1. I question his intelligence most days. Hormones make you stupid
J: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr657655r0000000000000000000000000000003w e3sqxz
J: 3Q
J: someone was laying on the keyboard
G: Yeah mmmhmmmmm
G: Boy1 left me to put songs on his iPod
G: and I’m going through all these old CD Roms of MP3s
G: I’m gonna add some Barney songs
J: lol
J: you should
J: can you give me one good reason why the TV would need to be on in the living room if i’m in the bedroom and he’s in the man room????
G: you know how my brother Forrest Gump has met all this famous people?
G: well his ex-girlfriend  has surpassed him
J: no way
G: one she’s met Martin Sheen
G: who WAS the president on West Wing of course
G: and in my mom’s opinion the best president ever
G: and today’s photo is THE Dalai Lama!!!
J: no way
J: why can’t i meet cool people like that?
G: I know
G: get a better job I guess
G: can you see it? [link removed]
J: i totally need a new job
J: a cool job

J: do you ever watch Rachel Zoe?
G: yes
J: i want a cool job like that
G: well good luck
J: yeah.
G: especially in [state]
J: you don’t know where i can get some cheap baby shower invitations do ya?
G: uhhhh
G: no
G: Walmart?
G: LOL
J: yeah, that’s probably where they’ll come from.
J: i had asked Bob to make me some but he’s backed out.
G: cuz he has better things to do?
G: Boy1 is wanting me to find Ghost Riders in the Sky
G: to his iPod
G: and so I’m going over all these million CDs with the MP3 files
J: oh lord!
J: that will take you all night!

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G: helloooooooooooooooooooo
J: hey!
G: 30 minutes until “My Monkey Baby” is on!
J: i knew there was something coming on tonight
G: well and then the Seinfeld reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm
G: I hope that’s it. I set the DVR for those two things.
J: yeah, that’s what Bob is in the living room waiting for
G: or is that on at 8 and the Monkey Baby on at 9?
J: there’s an I Love Lucy marathon on and i’m going to have a hard time turning it off!
G: no, MB is 8pm. LOL.
G: well those are all reruns!

G: sorry, I decided to go shower before the big shows start
G: my mother-in-law, God love her, gave me a bag of the mini-dark Reese’s cups.
G: it’s worse than crack. Not that I know what crack is like, but I can say no to crack.
J: mmmmmm
J: i haven’t had the dark reeses. and i want some chocolate right now.
G: well if you were here I would give you the rest of the bag
G: Vince’s bought me a couple packs of them before. The dark chocolate is not the best tasting IMHO.
G: it’s a little greasy
G: but for some reason these mini ones I can’t stop eating.
G: oh man, one of the Hoarders shows was on TLC just now
G: We watched some yesterday and cleaned out Boy1’s whole room. LOL
G: they just showed a living room though and the After almost gave me an anxiety attack of “TOO MUCH STUFF”
J: UGH!
J: okay. so i can’t watch the Monkey Baby show!
G:  *sigh*
J: there’s too much stuff being recorded and i can’t watch another channel.
J: that’s retarded
G: that’s not right
J: i know.
J: if i knew for sure that Desperate Housewives would be On Demand i’d switch over
G: it might be on ABC.com
G: tomorrow
G: better than a monkey pet? a monkey pet in a pink dress & lipstick
J: oh. i’m pissed at F21.
G: uhoh
J: i bought a sweater there yesterday and at church someone told me there was a hole in it.
J: they wouldn’t let me exchange it because i took the tags off.
J: and i assume the hole was there when i got it.
G: ugh, that sucks
G: Vince says this is disturbing
G: and Boy1 says “What is disturbing about this????”
J: is it even legal to have a monkey as a pet, much less your baby????
G: yes
G: it is legal in almost every state
G: there are 15,000 living as pets in America
G: Boy1 also says “This is why I want a dog”
G: Vince wants to know when one is going to throw poop.
J: oh wow.
J: i am recording it at 11
G: yay
G: I may have to rewatch it with you when you do because Boy1 won’t stop talking
J: lol
G: okay, I swear I won’t ruin it all but this lady just told the monkey he had to wear his hoodie (over other clothes) but if he got in the car & got hot he could take it off then.
J: she has some stylin’ clothes
G: are you on it now??
J: yeah. i’m watching during commercials
G: this is awesome.
J: i think these monkey baby people are CRAZY
J: i’m sure you’ve seen this but OMG!!!
G: yes, ick. especially the white neck. WTH?
G: Vince says, “I can’t believe we’re watching this!”
G: those dogs are going to eat that monkey
G: OMG, the I’m Obsessed with my pet that was coming on next!!!!!!!
G: I am having to record that too
J: so Kitty got inside my box springs.
G: OMG!
J: yep. the lining came loose at the foot of the bed and i kept hearing her pick at something
J: so i felt down there and could feel her claws sticking out up at the head of the bed
G: lol
J: i’m tired so i’m going to close my eyes.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow.
G: good night

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J: what’s up?
G: nuttin. you?
J: same
J: i am watching Mercy & painting my fingernails.
G: I’m watching Mercy & I need to fix a couple fingernails
J: wow. we’re almost the same person!
G: scary
G: why do dogs eat pencils?
G: OMG, I cannot hear 1/2 of this show. Damn Jay Leno
G: and Boy2 just had to rewind to hear why that guy was screaming
G: this is a 9pm kids in bed show
J: i know. that jay leno thing is kinda stupid if you ask me. every night at 9? have they just run out of shows?
G: no…..he just didn’t want to go
G: and they didn’t want him to go to FOX and compete against Conan
J: ahhh
G: I am DVRing because I wasn’t sure I’d be home by 7 and I *could* watch it at 9 but that’s too much effort
J: lol. i know. i did the same thing.
J: i cannot wait for SNL.
J: Bob is going to be gone this weekend so i’m going to record it and watch it over and over and over again
J: i wish someone would assassinate Spencer Pratt.
G: who is Sam Ore and why is he trying to IM me???
G: he’s adding my e-mail to his YIM and it keeps asking me if it’s ok
J: i want to cut my hair off.
G: okay
J: stupid dog!
J: he has to have something in his mouth EVERY time he goes outside.
J: it’s so friggen annoying.
J: anywho… he picked my shoe this time and i messed up my nails.
G: “Mom how do you pay for stuff on the iPhone?”
G: um yeah, like I’m going to tell YOU!!!!!!
J: LOL!!!
G: I already have deer hunter
G: and iFishing
G: and waterslide
G: bowling
G: skeeball
G: slingshot
G: fast & furious
G: he knows how to search the free apps.
J: ooohhh… skeeball
G: :-p
G: and the wastepaper basket..I don’t know what that one is called
J: i bought Frogger but i don’t like it
G: Vince caught Boy1 in the fridge eating cold pizza at 4am
G: and he was wide awake
J: oh my!
G: he was just hungry
G: “why are you making fun of me?”
G: how would you like to go to work and them tell you you’re going to do a singing duel with Kristin Chenowith?
J: yeah. i’d chicken out.
G: *gasp* I love this!
J: ME TOO!!!
J: i’m way too fat for it. they don’t have the cute stuff in the plus size line.
G: I’m totally putting it in my cart. Now whether it is still there when I actually go check out……
J: i wish i could belt this song out!
G: brb, I’m going to reboot. my background turned black
G: much better. My polka dots are back
J: are you watching Glee?
G: I went to Boy2’s room & he was asleep & he had the lights ON a flashlight on and was using a t-shirt as a blanket and his quilt next to him
G: of course I am!
J: sweet Boy2

G: Toddlers & Tiaras time!
J: not a chance… someone came to bed.
G: *sigh*
J: yeah. i know.
G: well then I will just have to make comments with Vince. Which isn’t nearly as fun
J: i know. for some reason we have to watch Leno every night
G:  if he was funny it would be one thing
J: i know!
G: $1200 spent on one pageant and the grand prize was $600
G: “they’re getting money for college”
G: isn’t that one of the inane excuses
G: oooh! a vacuum with “pet hair eraser”
G: I know what I’m asking Santa for!
G: ooh sweet, I may be ordering that F21 coat soon! I’m helping my brother sell some concert tickets and he said he’d split it with me whatever it goes over the face value
J: sweet!
G: I haven’t even looked at the auction since I listed it and it’s $30 (over) right now. And still has 2 days
G: man, this one woman is a doozy.
G: tell Vince to hurry up and get to sleep
J: so when do kittens learn what the word NO means?????
G: “she gits tired but Mountain Dew helps out a lot”
G: uh……….have you ever had a cat before?
J: LOL!
G: this one is Mississippi.
G: goin’ to the beauty parlor in the trailer park
G: I think one got her spray on tan in a shed
G: “she enjoys ridin her 4 wheeler” “She enjoys feedin apples to her mule”
J: nice
G: “I thought she done real well”
G: OMG, I saw this online last week and forgot & they just showed a commercial for it. New show on TLC: “My Monkey Baby”
G: Vince yelled up
G: “There’s your new favorite show!”
J: OMG. I thought that was a joke!
J: when does it come on?
G: Sunday night
J: well i’ll have to put that on my dvr list
G: it’s a date
J: i think i’m going to turn in.
J: i’ll talk to you tomorrow! Nite!

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J: so [Bob's Dog] keeps eating [J's cat]’s food and [J's cat] keeps eating his food.
G: yeah, that happens
G: yeah, you should try to have TWO dogs, on TWO different dog foods and then two cats
G: it’s just all over the place
J: how long has your mom been gone?
G: she’s back now
J: oh
G: She was gone a week
J: it just seemed like her dog was with you for a long time. i’m sure it seemed longer to you…
G: LOL
G:I know
G: well overall for the summer I think she was with us a month
G: or so it seemed!
J: lol

G: Okay, I hung my signs in my bedroom. Now I just pray they don’t fall on our heads when we’re sleeping because I bought a BUNCH of hangers to put on the back (like 2-3 each sign!) and Vince only put ONE on there
J: LOL!!!
J: that might hurt

G: I’m getting ready to mess with Boy1
G: he goes to this chat room for bakugan.
G: and he turns off his monitor like he’s doing something bad every time we walk up behind him
G: so “Boy1’s MOMMY” is going to be joining his chat room.
G: *bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha*
J: LOL!!!
J: you’re the most awesome mom evah!
G: I just have to find which one! There’s 10 kajillion and I can’t find my parental controls thingy!

G: okay, this is taking way longer than it should
G: this is retarded. In order to see anything in the parental controls I have to have the @#$@# software on my computer and log in each time I use it.
J: what good is that? how can you be a sneaky parent when it’s so complicated???
G: I know……..now it’s just taking forever
G: like I have a 14.4 modem or something

G: Boy2 is laying flat on his stomach on the upstairs walkway corner watching The Big Bang Theory
G: sneakily
G: sort of
J: lol!
G: Vince threw his shoe at him. Not to hit him, just to land right in his face. It scared the poopoo out of him
J: LOL!

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J: have fun at the lake today?
G: yeah we did
G: I will probably regret the tubing tomorrow but it was fun
G: how is the kitty?
G: brb, I am getting in the shower
J: i think she may have fleas
J: either that or the advantage stuff he put on her irritated her skin
G: awww
G: that stuff doesn’t even work
J: yeah i’m not going to waste a bunch of money on it
J: i think someone is smitten with her
G: we tried 3 things on Dog and the only thing that worked is the $7 flea/tick collar
G: she hasn’t had a tick since then
G: I came upstairs to go ahead & get in the shower early
G: and Vince comes in the bathroom “Just leave the water on when you’re done, I’m doing to jump in after you.”
G: Um, well how do you suggest I DRY OFF with the water running
J: men…
G: so then as soon as I did get out, I came to get my undies and turn around to go back in and he’s closed the door & is in the shower
G: so I’m DRY & itchy and really need some LOTION!!!!!

J: devil wears prada is on FX btw…
G: oh yes, I’ve been watching it for 30 minutes!
J: we’re watching hp
J: i was always sad when Cedric died on this but now it’s even sadder since i fell in love with Edward
G: *rolls eyes*

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J: hey you! whatcha doin?
G: oh, we’re watching The Natural
J: that movie reminds me of my dad

G: OMG, Boy2………watching a movie with him is a beating
J: lol!
G: he asks 100 questions
G: per minute
G: I’m trying to think of the one he asked earlier……..I’m like, “BOY2, we have just seen what you have seen. We do not know the background any more than you!”
J: LOL!
J: sounds like my mom!
G: Boy1 isn’t great either
G: I don’t know why they think we know!
G: even if we’ve seen it. JUST SIT AND WATCH IT
J: oh good lord… megan fox is hosting the season premier of SNL
G: barf
G: Okay, I think we could’ve just watched the last 5 minutes of hte movie with Boy2 & we’d have all been happier
J: LOL!
J: i just watched Ben Stiller trying to explain Twitter to Mickey Rooney…
G: oh that’s so funny, I saw that the other day
G: I keep telling Vince to watch it
G: Boy2 is trying to compare this to Rookie of the Year (the one where the kid broke his arm and got mega strong & played for the Cubs)
G: I had like $300 in my F21 cart.
G: I finally pared it down some
G: but I need to get a dress for [friends]’s wedding so to actually get a nice dress it’s going to be the same cost as 1/2 a F21 wardrobe
J: that’s true
G: their dressy dresses are all too short unfortunately
J: yes, they are very short
J: do you know is [humane society] open tomorrow?
G: J Crew has everything summer on sale
G: Should be
G: and then an extra 20% off
J: i’m getting a cat. tomorrow.
G: yay!
J: what are you guys doing tomorrow?
G: I’m pretty sure we’re going to the lake
G: otherwise I’d go kitty shopping with you!
J: well if you change your minds let me know
G: this girl posted on her blog one she found in the bushes behind her house. it was so cute, I wish she was nearby I’d have gone & gotten it and told Vince I found it in the bushes behind our house
J: LOL!
G: Boy2 said he saw a little orange cat on our porch the other night. But I’ve never seen it since so i’m guessing it was a fox
G: when I was a kid cats showed up at our house all the time. THat never happens here. We just get rabbits
G: or the dog with the dragging balls that lives on College Street
J: i found the kitty i want but it was brought to the shelter on 5/18/09… doubt it’s still there and if it is it is not a kitty anymore! [pic]
G: awwwwww
G: they usually keep that updated pretty well
G: that is a lot like the one the girl found in the bushes
J: i want a grey one

J: Krystal
J: but i would take Kiwi too if Bob would let me!
G: awwwwwwwwww
G: I would take Kiwi
G: so cute
J: Bob won’t let me have both
G: jerk
J: i’ll bring Kiwi to you
G: okay
G: hide it in my bushes
J: LOL!

G: Boy2 & Vince are watching Iron Chef
G: I don’t know which one likes it more
G: even though it’s WAY PAST BED TIME!
J: well, i think i’m going to call it a day even i Boy2 isn’t
G: we just argued about that
G: he wants to sleep on our floor now
J: imagine that
J: lol!
J: oh, come on mom…
J: he is your baby…
G: he is cute
J: lol!!!
J: oh yeah….
J: so [J's Friend] had THE talk with [her daughter] today
G: oh boy!
G: LOL
J: yeah, she kept saying, “MOM! I don’t need to know all that…”
G: that’s one reason not to homeschool……they already know everything.
G: you can try to tell them but they already know
J: oh yeah
G: so you just have to fill in some blanks
J: with the correct information!
G: Boy1 giggles like a little girl if you just say “boobies”
J: ROFL!!!
G: it’s pretty fun
J: that is hilarious!
G: it is
J: i’m glad you told me… i’ll have to blurt it out like i have tourettes next time i see him
G: we’ll show you some time. LOL

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J: whatcha doin??
G: debating about going for a walk
G: I cleaned for like an hour straight & was dripping with sweat then so I counted that as a workout
G: but my dog is wild, she needs it
J: lol!
G: “Dog want to go for a walk??”
G: I asked her and she said yes

G: this fleece blanket (old, snowmen, gift, not nice) has a hole in it
G: a perfectly straight hole
G: and Boy2 put it on G’s Mom’s Dog and says it is a snuggie
G: but he also has NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea how this slit got there
J: of course not…
G: ok, I am going to walk. I won’t be that long. My stomach hurts too
J: ok
J: you back?
G: I am now!
G: I went longer than I thought I would. It’s nice out.
G: Boy2 went to the Farmer’s Market (alone!) on Tuesday & bought a little pumpkin and wants to carve it!
G: he’s driving me NUTS about it
J: sounds like i know what you’re going to be doing soon…
G: not if I can help it. it’s too damn little to do anything to it!

G: did it storm there last night (or this morning really?)
J: yes. Bob said he got up at 3 and the sky looked like a strobe light
G: it was horrible here

G: oh so I told you about cleaning out the closet
G: well I took about a dozen of Vince’s shirts to “suggest” that he pitch them
G: and I thought THEN he’d go through his closet and throw MORE
G: well he picked FOUR
G: and one is one his mom bought and one is one my aunt bought him
G: that are both ugly
G: and then actually one is one I LOATHE and the other one is just really really old
J: *rolls eyes*
G: he has two button ups that are XXLs and he looks like he’s going to flap away in them
G: but they’re Ralph Lauren so there’s no way
G: and then he says “Well I can’t afford to buy new shirts.”
G: “Okay in the last year I have bought you 4 new shirts for Father’s Day, you bought one Izod at SAMS and then had your mom get two more of them (they’re striped polos)”
G: “that’s SEVEN SHIRTS! One for every day of the week. Where does it say you need to buy more shirts???”
G: not to mention probably another dozen in there
G: then he’s got a few that I really like but they’re so old they’re getting holes
J: Bob is the complete opposite.
J: if he has one shirt per day he’s happy.
G: well i’d like him to have more than seven so I can not be constantly washing
G: which BTW, when I was cleaning Boy1’s room
G: I opened one bag from when he had a sleepover a month ago and there were TWO GOOD pairs of shorts in it!
G: and we just bought him more shorts before school
G: because I think *I* am crazy

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G: I just walked 2 miles and yet my mom’s dog still smells worse than me
J: i’m starting to think you don’t care for your mom’s dog… :0d
J:
G: she’s not my favorite dog in the world
G: when she’s not living with me I like her
J: LOL
J: so i’m a loser because i think that stupid new miley cyrus songs is kinda catchy…
G: yes, at least you admit it
J: yep
G: I’m making the boys watch the Duggars as punishment
G: sometimes they show one of these kids and I swear I’ve never seen it before
J: seriously! me too

G: I think 2/3 of this dog’s problem is her flea collar
J: get her a new one while your mom is gone
J: so i downloaded one of those stupid ball games where you shoot the colored balls into chains and i’m friggen addicted!
G: LOL
G: So I brought home a big box from the work so Vince could clean out the stuff in his closet
G: like he’s got 2 pairs of pants that have shrunk & are too short
G: and there’s several shirts I hate
G: and several more that are too big that I will have to fight him on
G: and it’s 2/3 full and he hasn’t put a thing in it yet!
J: why won’t he get rid of that stuff that he can’t wear anymore????
G: In case he gets fat again
G: and it’s all Ralph Lauren & it was really expensive

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